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dtf_420_hv

Pack the bowl so you have something to smoke while you roll up, for sure.


alexwilkes

Ooou


AgentZander69

Then you smoke the joint while you roll a blunt


ThatBoiAustism

Maybe light a rig while hitting that blunt


youputyourweedinit

##Gotta make sure you eat them little gummies first!


Genesis111112

Then you smoke a blunt while packing a bong.


Uzy456

Then you rip the bong while pressing the weed for some shatter


AgentZander69

It's like a circle 🤓👉👈


Stoner898

then u light the rig as u rip the bong , rip the rig than smoke that blunt


Uzy456

As you’re decarbing the weed to make some edibles


Alarmed_Reporter1544

This is the correct answer


goofyfootNJ

I was going to be out of this sub if this wasn’t the top comment. Like. Do it right or don’t even do it at all.


ABoomerIAmNot

This is the way.


DonkeyPowerful6002

right answer


youputyourweedinit

This is the way


Critical_Increase_27

Exactly what I was thinking 😂


NengaMac

Nice !


maxipad03

This wins


petaaman

McLovin


youputyourweedinit

Yeah... I want one of these in a thick plastic for scraping up the shake


alexwilkes

That’s what I use it for 😂


jrhusmc02

BOWL


alexwilkes

Bet


jrhusmc02

Super jealous, random UA’s at work and I haven’t been able to rip a fat one in almost 10 yrs. One day my time will come again! Hit it once for me 🤘🏽


fatphotog

Most legal states have laws now that they can’t test for thc since it’s legal. Maybe time to re-locate?


jrhusmc02

Would love to except we are big on family and can’t/don’t really want to move away for a selfish reason. My day will be here soon 🤘🏽


j00420

Its still up to individual companies what they will or won't test for


fatphotog

Not in some states, it’s literally against the law to test for weed as a condition of employment, unless you agree to a personal contract that has such a condition.


TheDrugGod

quick fix 6.3 bro, it’s fake piss, it works, just heat in micro for like 10-15 sec until it’s the right temp (has temp strip thing on there to show the temp) and u stick a hand warmer on there (preheated for 15-30min) and i just kept the bottle on my pocket like that with the hand warmer on it and it worked fine, stayed ~96-98 F for the whole like 45-60 min it took to get there, wait, and then go take the test, came back fine nothing sus, just clean piss. As long as they don’t watch you piss lol you could totally do that if u get tested, stuff works bro


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memelyf3

I buy you pass from my local head shop works wonders


Initial-Comfort6330

buy the wizzinator keep that shit at ur job :)


Stupid56

Hit Bubba K more than once. PEACE❤


uglee_mcgee

Haha I was about to ask if it was a good idea to post your ID on Reddit, until I read it.


No-Winner-9931

Yes.


ProfessionalCouchPot

Yes.


dreb28

👆


Successful-Whole4307

![gif](giphy|VxZEZSwadd6nK)


youputyourweedinit

Thank you for this gif. We're going to have fun at work today.


Harley_cruiser_guy

Roll up a bowl and fire up 🔥


Weirdos_o8

Roll up something fat for mclovin


Panda420Bear

Both of course


justadogdontblameme

I’m a bong man myself. I feel like joints or blunts waste weed cause they stay burning even when I’m not smoking it.


alexwilkes

Very true!


dankprince420

i second this


Thewomanwithabrain14

Completely off topic. But I love the American way of driver licenses they look much nicer then where I live. Enjoy your delicious weed


alexwilkes

If a fake if from a movie lol 😂


Thewomanwithabrain14

uhm what?


upperhand12

It's a Fake ID from the movie Superbad


Thewomanwithabrain14

Lmao haha guess I was too zooted


ALoyleCapo

Bro LMFAO the mclovin ID. I need one now.


truthll_setufree

Neither; you should boof it! That’s right, I’m saying you should shove it up your ass!


unfortunatelyrevenue

In all seriousness, you should try and shove it up your ass. Edit: OP, not my fellow experienced boofer


SaroTheTitan

Bowl 100% id rather a bowl than a joint any minute of the day


camerondziedzic

Sameee


badwifii

It's such a quick stone I just rather be more stoned for longer


SaroTheTitan

Exactly. With a joint it takes longer, the high isn’t that great, and it uses a lot of weed


Svengoolie75

Come on now Mclovin u already know what to do 😆


alexwilkes

Bong 😆


__THE_TURTLE__

Boof it


CosmicGut

There it is. Had to travel down too far to find this comment


ChemistryLevel2163

bowl all tne way


LegendaryKian

Roll up


kissklub

b o w l


AbbeyCadaver

Yes!


alexwilkes

Yes what 😂


AbbeyCadaver

You said, “bowl or joint”. I say… “yes!”


subhuman_voice

Both


NihilsitcTruth

First if lose the ID in the pic, then pack a bowl.


Dazzling_Ad5338

It's a fake ID from a movie called "Superbad". One of the main characters gets a fake ID saying he's 21 to buy alcohol.


NihilsitcTruth

Hehe yea I known I as being sarcastic, I do love McLovin.


Dazzling_Ad5338

No worries friend 👍


bzawk

I mean seems to me as if you have enough to do both. So why not that?


monthlydues

U have the fakest fake id Mclovin! 😂


alexwilkes

😂


Aggravating-Code-685

Put it in the bong like a real man


KRHeff

Smoke MAD bowls!!!


vandyape

Roll up roll up roll up and then when you’re done with that then………ROLL UP


twelveatnite

Wats stoppn u from doin both?


Interesting-Visit182

Pack a time bomb…. Look at my recents post for instructions


Thanics

![gif](giphy|Fh9jhYLDLo87u)


ugnuxx

Mclovin chillin in the back <3


mellosh999

best pic ever


alexwilkes

Appreciate it 😂


Jadamontega

I would say roll up something about rolling up i enjoy ![gif](giphy|iF0OOx8v9QhMuPqfwd)


Enron-CFO

Your name is just mclovin?


alexwilkes

It’s a fake brooo


RnDCustomz

It's like they've never seen super bad 😢 Meanwhile I'm obsessed with drawing these ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ ⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⡐⠱⡱⣻⡻⣝⣮⣟⣿⣻⣟⣻⡺⣊


Enron-CFO

A big triumphant bastard


alexwilkes

Wtf


fatphotog

Dude, it’s a line from the movie that that ID is from… Jesus


_soap666

Thanks for making me feel old holy fuck


hiphoppakalolo

Definitely roll. Pipes suck.


jmet82

Roll er up!


[deleted]

Yes


hu_go_lo

Mc luvin ❤️


OkHunter4588

Wtf are you talking about? rolling up a bowl? you pack it. fill the bowl like you fill a bowl of cereal, common sense.


Montezuma96

You send me some first so i can join you


alexwilkes

😆


devinbyers

Love the id lol that's great


alexwilkes

Yess I use it scrap up the rest of the weed bits on the tray


devinbyers

Hell yeah brother well enjoy your beautiful Buds


alexwilkes

Appreciate it homie ✌️


ExactDefinition1576

Bofffffffum


alexwilkes

Yessssszzzziiirrrr


Worldly_Progress_655

Both.


PubesMalonePMG

Why not both!😎


SerotoninSahara

Old Mclovin doxxing himself


ismokebetterthanu

Yes!


vizslavoid

Roll one for the gang


alexwilkes

I’ma roll up a King palm 🍍


vizslavoid

May your burn be blessed


Willow6603

We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin. We should be guiding his cock.


alexwilkes

Bahahahah


BALENTOE4

Roll up everytime


Perpetually_St0n3d

Obv you roll up first and throw whats left in a bowl


alexwilkes

I like this idea 💡


dissociationreddit

McLovin, omg that's awesome lmao. Superbad is the greatest comedy of its era


SheezusRice

Yes.


Sad-Midnight8008

Roll up


rfitenite

Y not both?


babys_bullshit

Why not both?


Blue_cat1735

Vape it, your lungs will thank you


alexwilkes

What’s a good vape to get


Blue_cat1735

Mighty plus is alright


_Qwertydude_

I chose bowl today


huoliver

Yes.


Rociracks

Rip a fat one !


Nacho_0914

Boof it


bubba_burger_boy

Why not both? 🫠🫠🫠


Antique-Comb3943

Why not both?


Tblick1

Identification card


ansyensiklis

Both.


eternaldispare

Mclovin!!! But both


kidpook

roll up


slinkybastard

Bong rips


SippinDropEmOff

bowl then roll, as i always say. 😂


Doggfather1973

However the hell you want to smoke it was it worth posting to Reddit asking people how to cuz if you don't know how then maybe you shouldn't be smoking it


RealJeil420

McLovin it.


BSFX

Both


GollyismyLolly

Why not both?


ItsAlwaysSunny1992

Roll the F up


pencileshavings

a bowl for me homie!!! today is my birthday!


alexwilkes

Happy birthday 🎂


bunnyluv1

Yes


AgentZander69

To roll up, or not to roll up: That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to pack the bowl. The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep


jancho0

Neither. Boof it all one nug at a time


Knarfknarfzav

Jewels and her stupid fucking friend came up to me last night....


papa_bean420

Twist that shit up


ShadowDemon129

27.


ScienceWyzard

Big doinks out in Amish


LordMalyce

With that much do a bit of both


Remarkable_Cheek_955

Roll dat up


Divebarkeep1

Yes.


src1975

Bowl please!


CannabisSmokingMan

Decent looking mids. Pack a bowl.


mirePants

Any reason to chew a little?


sosaarchives

both


TheLastSunGazer

Pacc up a bowl then king Palm


Niclas_zzwangg

This Card🤣


codedreamz

Why not both?


Weedwoodfox

Put it in yo ass


Tonetone12

![gif](giphy|3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I)


Lantsey-da-memer

both really


Tchivato

Damn McLovin !


maxipad03

Roll that shit. Light that shit. Smoke it.


JustCMCR

bowl


MasterpieceSad2182

Pack a roll


ThatSaltyDuderino

How about both, lions don't decide


Benzoboy_1

Eat It


salihjc

MC Lovin


sadbutc00lc00lc00l

Por que no los dos?


alicedays

You should get a new driver license.


williamplant127

My man… both


helpmewithnames

depends, grab a friend find a chill spot tap a blunt together and have a thoughtful conversation or watch some cartoons pack a bowl and get blasted both are good options


Euphoric_Trip3094

Boof


helpmewithnames

892 momona street honolulu hawaii 96820


helpmewithnames

oh it's fake nvm my dumbass really thought you gave out your address myb


HouseOfZenith

Bowls my guy. Cmon. Also, mclovin pls do nat share your totally real 🪪


vakvakl

both


Howiewasarock

Why not both?


Whole_Importance8289

smoke two joints before you smoke two joints


NammiSjoppan

Bowl


Forward-Tonight-3283

Dry vape it lol


Dirvix2137

Roll up a bowl


Dazzling_Ad5338

Are you old enough to party?


Porsha_92

Mclovin 😏


DAKOOLAIDMANS

Bowl for sure


Revolutionary-Stay54

Yes.


TakeMeToYourDealer69

BOFFUM


RedRumRoxy

Fuckin mclovin


fearremains

Bowl hits only when I smoke solo. Weed lasts way longer.


robboblobbo

roll