By - Barkbeak
World events and past lottery numbers
What a lad.
"8th variant of covid 19 detected"
More like 80th*
US no more.
We have a bit more than 5 years before total collapse. Maybe not war though
I’m sorry a bit?
~30 years give or take
Aw man i was hyped
We've had more than 8 already
There's actually 11 variants currently, including Omicron
came here to say this. screw hard work I wanna just be rich. or to be more sneaky, sport outcomes. and bet large sums of monney on them
Start by winning one big lottery. That gives you a good foundation. Then throw some money at the cryptos you know will blow up, some money at at the stocks you know will explode. And then throw some sports betting in there for good measure.
Make sure to do all of these things as anonymously as possible. Buy the lottery ticket in a state that allows winners to remain anonymous. Invest in stocks using a trust or shell company. Never place too many sports bets with the same House so no one catches on.
Beware the butterfly effect. Minimize the effect you have on the rest of the world for the next five years or else some small thing you do now could affect the outcomes you looked up.
Unless time is solid ie nothing you did changed anything and everything is decided already.
Better safe than sorry though
The thing about that is that anything you would do with future stuff has already been taken into account and that’s called a causal nexus
Grays Sports Almanac 2020 - 2025
I assume 'tis a reference to back to future
Well idk what you’re going to do with the 2020 or 2021 results but you do you
even if you have the number, someone with the actual ticket will definitely sue…
It should say when and where they got the ticket, just choose it somewhere else before they do it. I guess not all of then will be that specific.
but then it will show you coz you know the number and the place
depends on the time loop u follow. dark or back to future or endgame
prisoner of azkaban
so the dark one huh
EDIT:- they broke the time travel system in the cursed child. omg. so harry potter follows 2 forms. I'm sad
Nah if you know the numbers and when. You can put them and submit them first before they do so they can’t sue you and I don’t even know if it’s even legal to sue someone who has the same numbers as you as it’s not illegal to pick the same numbers(I don’t think at least).
You can have the same numbers as other people in most lotteries.
What? If two people pick the same winning lottery numbers there is no lawsuit. They just split the jackpot.
Why would they sue?
The first thing emerged in my mind lol
Imma win all those fucking bets....
Or the results of football matches like in Back to the Future 2
Is the queen of England still alive
She has totems of undying
All of it!
I'll take your entire stock!
And some more
She summoned evokers and had the royal guard kill them
She'll never die
Queen of England never dies!!!
NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY
She’ll never die, just keep shrinking
Shes not gonna be the queen of england tho, shes gonna be the queen of ants
Don’t need to be 5 years in the future to find that out. Obviously not.
which famous people got outed in the black market
i want to buy an ak from there
Obviously things to invest in, maybe get paid by literally every company for downloading and selling them their own software 5 years in the future, letting them develop it for 5 years in another timeline, then selling them a version of it 10 years in the future in this timeline, and so on
You could just search crypto prices....
Ye but that wouldn’t actually help advance technology, I could do the same thing with hardware
Yeah but advancing technology will just go overtime. You don't need to help the human race and also if you give the future shit to the present people it will make a paradox since if they know the future inventions they can upgrade them in the next 5 years meaning the thing you search for is infinitely better than the thing you have now and you cant search it up since its not existing
Exactly, eventually there will be a limit of course where we max out the laws of physics, and that’s what I’ll tell everyone about
You do realise the laws of physics is what we made up to try to understand tge universe right? Ofc there are laws of the universe but the things we say might not be correct. As far as we know the observable universe is bigger than you think and you cant just tell someone what will be the future invention which is a paradox in itself you will create another paradox by trying to find its end and explaining the laws behind it.
There is almost certainly a limit
And the observable universe is not bigger than we think because the observable universe is literally just what we can observe, we know it’s bigger
Covid-26 was 2025, Covid-300 is right now
keep going and we will have the sigma variant of covid-69
"Maybe you were looking for: COVID-26"
What crypto’s boomed
a new crypto called suckmycoin
Sucking is fun
Sucking is fun my nuts
Sucking your nuts is fun
Sucking our* nuts is fun
Such a genius
Pissbuck and cumcoin to mars
peniscoin 🚀 to 🚀 the 🚀 moon 🚀😱😱😱
If I fully have the internet from 5 years in the future that would mean I have -157,680,000,000 ping in games 😎
Bro Imagine seeing someone doing their move before they actually do it
KING CRIMSON: EPITAPH
Mans got the Sharingan
That’s less than what I currently have so I see this as an absolute win
it's less than what everyone has, though, no way to send and recieve data with a negative timeframe
"Man Killed After Breaking Into Zoo And Riding All The Hippos"
The only suitable death
Username checks out
It is what you think it is.
I'm thinking of 2 things
What was the first thing that came to your mind?
Then base your actions on making the future how you want it like morty did
Did Russia take over Ukraine
Minecraft update 2024
It’s the caves and cliffs
3 more days :D
Only right answer
Where and what do I look like now
That entirely depends on if you're popular enough to come up in a google search
Or you could just post an image of yourself when you get to that point and find it on your account.
He has "studios" in his name, he is deff famous
Nah if you have an instagram or a Facebook or whatever you could find that pretty easily and then just try to remember to upload in 5 years time
Nice warden :)
This one’s tough, but I’d probably check if people found Obamas last name yet.
Must be Prism or Care
i think his last name is obama, but his first name is president
I heard that the prices will drop next year
That depends on a multitude of factors. The Chip Shortage, TSMC/Intel/Samsung's capabilities to produce, mineral prices, transportation prices, as well as mining and the huge amount of demand from gamers, etc. The world going on lockdown certainly didn't help, but neither does the economical crisis many countries are going through.
Intel has 100 billions of dollars invested into two new fabs in Arizona... the only issue is that fabs take a few years to be ready. Like, 2025. So either we fix the demand issue now, or we'll be feeling it on our back for the next few years.
If my country still exists or if Russia completely yoinked it
Same just Russia replaced with Turkey, though at this rate it can be either one.
which country is that?
Soad fo Life
Aye found an Armenian!
Ayy, another armenian
nah turkey is going shit nowadays there is no way they can do that
And the country is...
If Covid-19 still exists
heppy cake day. sorry no one wished u
Happy Cake Day 🎉
Happy cake day
Who Joe is
Happy cake day, Joe mama.
That’s not Joe mama, that’s Substantial_Bat741
I know its not my mama, its Substantial\_Bat741's mama, Joe mama.
You meant Joe grandma.
I need to know.
If titanfall 3 actually comes out in the next 5 years.
Either that or the current world take on bananas.
“My goals are beyond your understanding”
Still using them for scale I hope
Me to see if I ever get a gf
Well, you or your theoretical girlfriend would have to be notable enough to come up on a google search
Or he could just look up his own Instagram to see what the pictures are of
That works too
Chicken nugget prices obviously.
Well yes, but we all have this as start up tab. What else?
lottery numbers 💀
Lottery numbers future inventions games and shit like that. Which crypto boomed or which didn't. And possibly porn
If you jerk off to someone who’s 18 in 2026, is it legal?
Probably Yes... Because the vídeo is from their 18 self
Edit: Just to clarify, in my country it is ILLEGAL to have/share underage porn. So the question "if you masturbated to a video of a 18yo on 2026, would it be legal?" has a positive anwer to me, the moral issues of the situation are not in question here. Particularly to me it would not be nice but also not that much of an issue, but very creepy and disgusting if you actually know the person in the video...
Ah yes the ability to google the future and you decide to go check on your sister.
I would see spoilers of all marvel movies and ruin a bunch of fandoms online. ***evil laughs***
Take the most crazy moments and be that one guy, whose theories make no sense, but always come true.
Save the movie to your computer and say it’s yours. Get paid the millions or billions in revenue
Did George RR Martin finish his book?
To see if GD 2.2 releases
I don't even play geometry dash anymore but i would probably do this too
gotta wait another 24 years
I'd male a reddit post (if it atill exists) asking what advice people would give their past selves and then try to contact all these people and give them said advice
Google titties. No one will have seen these pics before. Right now, I am the only one seeing these
Stocks I guess and then see if I die somehow
Stocks, then sporting results, then major events/natural disasters
Winners of sporting events, lottery numbers and such. Definitely stole this from Back to the Future. But hey M O N E Y.
Man would jerk off to people born in 2008
Bruh watch there be another video purge by then
Thinking ahead… you don’t know what can happen in 5 years…
True but WW1 lasted 4 years so even WW3 could last for 5 years maybe we don't know.
Half life 3 and portal 3
Stock market. You need just a week or a month and you are easily a multi millionaire.
Sure you could look up major accidents and warn people but that would lead to a lot of suspicion towards you. Maybe locked up in a military facility researching ESP or something.
So I'd just be low key and get myself 2-3 million usd
Same as other people with lottery numbers, crypto, etc. but also when Deltarune Chapters3-7 come out, as well as Silksong, BotW2, BATIM 2, Cuphead 2 and a bunch others I can’t think of right now. (At least we got Elden Ring!)
I agree on silksong
I just got into hollow knight a couple months ago and thank god that I don’t have to wait as long as a lot of other people have.
search the winner of every major game, become the richest man in the world, legalize gambling, create a huge tower and make the world a dystopia
hey ive seen this one before!
"Its brand new!"
Search up the date the pandemic ends, (my guess is never 😑) then the release date of Zelda Breath of the Wild 2, and see how far memes have degenerated to
Did the 10th crusade happen
See when GTA6 comes out, if it came out.
Past winning lottery numbers and stock prices
All the exam questions of the years of collage. Ta da. You have yourself a graduate.
‘Newest Florida man stories’
Current world champions of boxing
I open ph.
I'd check if r/StrangerThings 4 ever came out
Recent lottery winning numbers
What kind of porn people are into
Gta 6 fitgirl repack
What crypto rises highest?
Sigma crypto mindset
Technology. That's the one thing I can think of.
That will be out in 2099
Dippin Dots stocks
it's the ice cream of the future.
I will search my own name
How many more Superbowls has Tom Brady won and for what team.
I would see how I am doing
buy a gpu online if it got cheap
see which crypto skyrocketed to moon
How much kids sell for
I would search for succesfull cryptos and then just u know buy a couple million of it
All the sports scores and lottery numbers, everything else will just come to you
did gta 6 launch
Start a black market of information and leaks