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DeltaReverse

World events and past lottery numbers


Romotient_GD

What a lad.


Tank_blitz

"8th variant of covid 19 detected"


n8mare27

More like 80th*


T-ROY_T-REDDIT

US no more.


rgcfjr

We have a bit more than 5 years before total collapse. Maybe not war though


CubeKirby

I’m sorry a bit?


Nantalbro

~30 years give or take


jumbledsiren

Aw man i was hyped


uberjach

We've had more than 8 already


MrTheManYT

There's actually 11 variants currently, including Omicron


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

came here to say this. screw hard work I wanna just be rich. or to be more sneaky, sport outcomes. and bet large sums of monney on them


Frnklfrwsr

Start by winning one big lottery. That gives you a good foundation. Then throw some money at the cryptos you know will blow up, some money at at the stocks you know will explode. And then throw some sports betting in there for good measure. Make sure to do all of these things as anonymously as possible. Buy the lottery ticket in a state that allows winners to remain anonymous. Invest in stocks using a trust or shell company. Never place too many sports bets with the same House so no one catches on. Beware the butterfly effect. Minimize the effect you have on the rest of the world for the next five years or else some small thing you do now could affect the outcomes you looked up.


5anyangkkun

Unless time is solid ie nothing you did changed anything and everything is decided already.


Mental-Ice-9952

Better safe than sorry though


According_Step_8290

The thing about that is that anything you would do with future stuff has already been taken into account and that’s called a causal nexus


TheNotBot2000

Grays Sports Almanac 2020 - 2025


HappyCatPlays

I assume 'tis a reference to back to future


oofersIII

Well idk what you’re going to do with the 2020 or 2021 results but you do you


intalectoal

even if you have the number, someone with the actual ticket will definitely sue…


Lilwertich

It should say when and where they got the ticket, just choose it somewhere else before they do it. I guess not all of then will be that specific.


GobindAnand

but then it will show you coz you know the number and the place


strawberrysword

depends on the time loop u follow. dark or back to future or endgame


GobindAnand

prisoner of azkaban


strawberrysword

so the dark one huh ​ EDIT:- they broke the time travel system in the cursed child. omg. so harry potter follows 2 forms. I'm sad


bladedancer4life

Nah if you know the numbers and when. You can put them and submit them first before they do so they can’t sue you and I don’t even know if it’s even legal to sue someone who has the same numbers as you as it’s not illegal to pick the same numbers(I don’t think at least).


vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvB12

You can have the same numbers as other people in most lotteries.


Frnklfrwsr

What? If two people pick the same winning lottery numbers there is no lawsuit. They just split the jackpot. Why would they sue?


Steven9Long

The first thing emerged in my mind lol


FRTassassin

Bingo Imma win all those fucking bets....


A_random_poster04

Or the results of football matches like in Back to the Future 2


buhdussy_candle

Is the queen of England still alive


ThisIsKrisTal

She has totems of undying


InMyOpinion_

All of it!


alba4k

I'll take your entire stock!


DamnBoiHe

And some more


Sportsfanatic1001

She summoned evokers and had the royal guard kill them


depressedp0tat0123

She'll never die


Flat-Satisfaction-17

Queen of England never dies!!!


ghosthearts_

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY


gimme_gimm

She’ll never die, just keep shrinking


jack67834

Shes not gonna be the queen of england tho, shes gonna be the queen of ants


Intergalactic_Cookie

Don’t need to be 5 years in the future to find that out. Obviously not.


Additional-Data7419

which famous people got outed in the black market


JupiterPreston

i want to buy an ak from there


Redditor10700

Obviously things to invest in, maybe get paid by literally every company for downloading and selling them their own software 5 years in the future, letting them develop it for 5 years in another timeline, then selling them a version of it 10 years in the future in this timeline, and so on


rektonal

You could just search crypto prices....


Redditor10700

Ye but that wouldn’t actually help advance technology, I could do the same thing with hardware


rektonal

Yeah but advancing technology will just go overtime. You don't need to help the human race and also if you give the future shit to the present people it will make a paradox since if they know the future inventions they can upgrade them in the next 5 years meaning the thing you search for is infinitely better than the thing you have now and you cant search it up since its not existing


Redditor10700

Exactly, eventually there will be a limit of course where we max out the laws of physics, and that’s what I’ll tell everyone about


rektonal

You do realise the laws of physics is what we made up to try to understand tge universe right? Ofc there are laws of the universe but the things we say might not be correct. As far as we know the observable universe is bigger than you think and you cant just tell someone what will be the future invention which is a paradox in itself you will create another paradox by trying to find its end and explaining the laws behind it.


Redditor10700

There is almost certainly a limit And the observable universe is not bigger than we think because the observable universe is literally just what we can observe, we know it’s bigger


Wisconsinmannn

COVID-19


Kidninja016

Covid-26


Wisconsinmannn

Fuck


Ram-Rem

Covid-26 was 2025, Covid-300 is right now


legallyvermin

keep going and we will have the sigma variant of covid-69


PersonUnnamed

r/redditmoment


alba4k

"Maybe you were looking for: COVID-26"


JinxNotJynx

What crypto’s boomed


TheSkitzo_The2nd

a new crypto called suckmycoin


up2thechallange_girl

Sucking is fun


WhoDatFreshBoi

Sucking is fun my nuts


tomakomorado

Sucking your nuts is fun


Emo_Saiki

Sucking our* nuts is fun


LegendaryJatt

r/suddenlycommunist


nobody384

Such a genius


MrUnderpantsss

Pissbuck and cumcoin to mars


communist_scumbag

peniscoin 🚀 to 🚀 the 🚀 moon 🚀😱😱😱


cydude1234

If I fully have the internet from 5 years in the future that would mean I have -157,680,000,000 ping in games 😎


Yaluner

Bro Imagine seeing someone doing their move before they actually do it


spooneater54

KING CRIMSON: EPITAPH


Exoticmaniac06

Mans got the Sharingan


LegendaryGiraffe47

That’s less than what I currently have so I see this as an absolute win


RetroBro96

it's less than what everyone has, though, no way to send and recieve data with a negative timeframe


[deleted]

my name


The_Echo_Mouse_Knows

"Man Killed After Breaking Into Zoo And Riding All The Hippos"


Dr__Hippo

The only suitable death


The_Echo_Mouse_Knows

Bruh


Im_a_inbred_bigot

Username checks out


MiniMan_BigChungus

Define ‘riding’.


Ado_Furtado

It is what you think it is.


The_cooked_potato

I'm thinking of 2 things


Ado_Furtado

What was the first thing that came to your mind?


Darth_Pengu

Then base your actions on making the future how you want it like morty did


Wandering-Zoroaster

ETERNAL PARADOX


IamO5-7

Did Russia take over Ukraine


DiamondBreakr

Minecraft update 2024


RadGopherGuy

It’s the caves and cliffs


YoEpicBoi_1

3 more days :D


Mr_McGriddle_yt

Only right answer


_erau_

greatest answer


Inkblot_studios

Where and what do I look like now


joemama-is-feef-neef

That entirely depends on if you're popular enough to come up in a google search


ewpqfj

Or you could just post an image of yourself when you get to that point and find it on your account.


kaanskBG

He has "studios" in his name, he is deff famous


Real_ThePandaMan

Nah if you have an instagram or a Facebook or whatever you could find that pretty easily and then just try to remember to upload in 5 years time


Heby4life

Nice warden :)


Unexpected-Nice

This one’s tough, but I’d probably check if people found Obamas last name yet.


YTQthjs

Must be Prism or Care


french_toast404

i think his last name is obama, but his first name is president


Aggravating-Line8425

its II


depressedp0tat0123

;_;


Dranzule

Hardware prices I'm desperate


supermagnumpowercop

I heard that the prices will drop next year


Dranzule

That depends on a multitude of factors. The Chip Shortage, TSMC/Intel/Samsung's capabilities to produce, mineral prices, transportation prices, as well as mining and the huge amount of demand from gamers, etc. The world going on lockdown certainly didn't help, but neither does the economical crisis many countries are going through. Intel has 100 billions of dollars invested into two new fabs in Arizona... the only issue is that fabs take a few years to be ready. Like, 2025. So either we fix the demand issue now, or we'll be feeling it on our back for the next few years.


shenafield

If my country still exists or if Russia completely yoinked it


tigerstar1805

Same just Russia replaced with Turkey, though at this rate it can be either one.


shenafield

which country is that?


tigerstar1805

Armenia.


BMF_RedHot

Soad fo Life


InvisibleGreenTurtle

Aye found an Armenian!


sirnarek

Ayy, another armenian


kujubuo

nah turkey is going shit nowadays there is no way they can do that


07JEP

And the country is...


shenafield

Ukraine


SouravKSahu

If Covid-19 still exists


__Uncreative_

heppy cake day. sorry no one wished u


TerminatorBoiy

Happy Cake Day 🎉


cydude1234

Happy cake day


SouravKSahu

Thanks!


Substantial_Bat741

Who Joe is


Royal_Prize_4381

Happy cake day, Joe mama.


Burger-Time0

That’s not Joe mama, that’s Substantial_Bat741


Royal_Prize_4381

I know its not my mama, its Substantial\_Bat741's mama, Joe mama.


BasicallyBlu123

You meant Joe grandma.


joemama-is-feef-neef

Me


Marka_wits

I need to know. If titanfall 3 actually comes out in the next 5 years. Either that or the current world take on bananas.


Implement_Soft

“My goals are beyond your understanding”


I_the_introvrt

Still using them for scale I hope


FakeSudonym

Scientific discoveries


Kidninja016

Me to see if I ever get a gf


the-real-agent-crab

Well, you or your theoretical girlfriend would have to be notable enough to come up on a google search


Nerd-101

Or he could just look up his own Instagram to see what the pictures are of


Kidninja016

That works too


EeeYeeReEe

Chicken nugget prices obviously.


Translationerr0r

Well yes, but we all have this as start up tab. What else?


fineric5

lottery numbers 💀


rektonal

Lottery numbers future inventions games and shit like that. Which crypto boomed or which didn't. And possibly porn


oofersIII

If you jerk off to someone who’s 18 in 2026, is it legal?


Vesper_0481

Probably Yes... Because the vídeo is from their 18 self Edit: Just to clarify, in my country it is ILLEGAL to have/share underage porn. So the question "if you masturbated to a video of a 18yo on 2026, would it be legal?" has a positive anwer to me, the moral issues of the situation are not in question here. Particularly to me it would not be nice but also not that much of an issue, but very creepy and disgusting if you actually know the person in the video...


magein07

Ah yes the ability to google the future and you decide to go check on your sister.


vivek_252002

I would see spoilers of all marvel movies and ruin a bunch of fandoms online. ***evil laughs***


Dark_Lordy

Take the most crazy moments and be that one guy, whose theories make no sense, but always come true.


Youthful_Tetsuo

*Brilliant*


Knullack

Save the movie to your computer and say it’s yours. Get paid the millions or billions in revenue


choppychappy

Did George RR Martin finish his book?


BlizzX5

Stock prices.


Romotient_GD

To see if GD 2.2 releases


ZeroX-1704

I don't even play geometry dash anymore but i would probably do this too


Undersc0r3___

gotta wait another 24 years


flamegames2006

I'd male a reddit post (if it atill exists) asking what advice people would give their past selves and then try to contact all these people and give them said advice


Eyy_Its_Danny

Google titties. No one will have seen these pics before. Right now, I am the only one seeing these


Life-Feature4737

Stocks I guess and then see if I die somehow


Ultrase7en

Stocks, then sporting results, then major events/natural disasters


Adventurous-Site-944

Winners of sporting events, lottery numbers and such. Definitely stole this from Back to the Future. But hey M O N E Y.


Gabecush1

Porn hub


memelulxd

Man would jerk off to people born in 2008


Tyrone3105

Bruh watch there be another video purge by then


NegativeZero20

WW4


Yaluner

Why 4?


NegativeZero20

Thinking ahead… you don’t know what can happen in 5 years…


Yaluner

True but WW1 lasted 4 years so even WW3 could last for 5 years maybe we don't know.


Pman_likes_memes

Half life 3 and portal 3


Zikkan1

Stock market. You need just a week or a month and you are easily a multi millionaire. Sure you could look up major accidents and warn people but that would lead to a lot of suspicion towards you. Maybe locked up in a military facility researching ESP or something. So I'd just be low key and get myself 2-3 million usd


Stunning_LRB_o7

Same as other people with lottery numbers, crypto, etc. but also when Deltarune Chapters3-7 come out, as well as Silksong, BotW2, BATIM 2, Cuphead 2 and a bunch others I can’t think of right now. (At least we got Elden Ring!)


DynamonRuler

batim 2?


redhairsister

I agree on silksong I just got into hollow knight a couple months ago and thank god that I don’t have to wait as long as a lot of other people have.


PixleatedCoding

search the winner of every major game, become the richest man in the world, legalize gambling, create a huge tower and make the world a dystopia


YTMajesticSavage

hey ive seen this one before!


RadianceHitless

"Its brand new!"


Aromatic-Snow

Search up the date the pandemic ends, (my guess is never 😑) then the release date of Zelda Breath of the Wild 2, and see how far memes have degenerated to


eBoyTristan420

Did the 10th crusade happen


gamerandom2519

See when GTA6 comes out, if it came out.


Any-Inspection-4726

Past winning lottery numbers and stock prices


Worldly_Pop_4070

All the exam questions of the years of collage. Ta da. You have yourself a graduate.


AngieYonagaSimp

‘Newest Florida man stories’


Spyder-xr

Current world champions of boxing


_FraBra

I open ph.


eccentric-Orange

I'd check if r/StrangerThings 4 ever came out


Vegeta-the-vegetable

Stonks


Just_Human69

Recent lottery winning numbers


unbothered_af

What kind of porn people are into


Sku11CruSh3r

Gta 6 fitgirl repack


LucarioLegend5419

What crypto rises highest?


luigi_lets_go

Sigma crypto mindset


Asad_13

Technology. That's the one thing I can think of.


VeigrVran

Porn


Im-Just-Fine3141

GTA 6


[deleted]

That will be out in 2099


Justadudeincomments

Dippin Dots stocks it's the ice cream of the future.


GobindAnand

I will search my own name


prophet_of_kekistan

How many more Superbowls has Tom Brady won and for what team.


AerialSilksProblems

I would see how I am doing


LolIAmAMemer

buy a gpu online if it got cheap see which crypto skyrocketed to moon


Horse-mask-guy

How much kids sell for


GumballR

I would search for succesfull cryptos and then just u know buy a couple million of it


acnodyourmom

All the sports scores and lottery numbers, everything else will just come to you


someoneisDanny

did gta 6 launch


IN_CAPITALS

Start a black market of information and leaks