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ertlsquirtle

dick helicopter


Prismeus

Brazzers ad I feel u


excusemewitf

I realize I now have tits and obviously enjoy that


rzqxit

permanent stress balls acquired


butycheeks

even feels good squishing them for both genders alike


excusemewitf

Holy shit that's a good point!


Sweaty-Teaching5980

Gives a whole new perspective to masturbating


Varybeing2

According to my luck I might have my period on that day


TuxidoPenguin

That’s what I am thinking.


NEMO_CAPTAIN28

“good thing my girlfriend’s bi”


Dense-Age-734

Plot twist: she doesent recognise you and leaves you with another girl


ShandoTheKing

I eat a banana on public transport aggressively and observe peoples reactions


nekaiser

Without removing the peel for greater effect


sydplaysstuff

Menace


SodaPopSamn

Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today


ChakraGamer

Legend


GNR_DejuKeju

Pros: I have tits Cons: Fuck now I can't control where I piss


KraveDeWolf

Cons: your pockets have vanished


Theywerealltaken1

Pro: you now have another natural pocket


Gregor_Bane

Con: your body hates you for a week each month


Calzod633

Con: lost the homies


FrickingButt

Pro: Become hot tomboy


CC35_

Con: Need a support group to go to the bathroom.


kiwicaprisun

Pro: support your homies in a dif way


USS_Monitor

Why would I change from giving the homies a blow job, and a kiss goodnight.


zerogear5

pro: thats 3 less weeks a month I hate myself


Educational_Hippo_87

And now you have to sit down to piss too


Hello-funny-posts

I sit down to piss anyway so no change in that regard. It’s cleaner and I’m not getting fucking splashed by my own fluids


CoruscareGames

I only stand to pee at a urinal


suckyourfish

You stand at a urinal? I'll try it im annoyed that the shit bounces back up and hits me


TheOtakuSquidOwX

wait you don´t sit on urinals?


Betanist99

where my pp go?


Lion_316

Gone, reduced to atoms


kranos413

the toughest decisions take the strongest wills.


Manngaming

*willies


butycheeks

i see what you did there


GvG_tv

Oh, I'm a girl now. Now I can finally answer all my female related wonders!


jeremiahhdawson123

What does the girls bathroom look like??????


RedSnipeKid

Chamber of secrets


Luk3en

*Time to explore where one man once couldn’t go*


Darth-Wolverine

One small step for man


Honza17CZE

One giant leap for mankind


rslashwooooshmylife

Accidentally been there yesterday, the same without the stand-pissers. I felt like they were missing out


GvG_tv

Holy shit, your right!


Manngaming

Women dont shit you moron


Extendable-Chair

Ha, dick. Wait how do I go back fuck


Aggravating-Line8425

you dont. now enjoy your periodless life forever


Plurpen

And enjoy the ability to _AIM_ your urine death láser


tommybanjo47

oh but don’t touch your balls too hard because pain


ChrisTheMan72

Especially the tip


CommercialVegetabel

Balls have tips?


someonespsp

you might want to get your balls checked. Ofc they have tips


CommercialVegetabel

Thanks bro i didnt know balls have Terrorism Information and Prevention System. Ill get it checked soon, but do you have any tips on where to get it checked?


NeoY_Ciftci

Ballscology, of course. Every hospital has that department


antihuman_human

AM FIREIN MA LAZER


Epicminecrafter69

BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


yellinglaughter

And enjoy being horny af


Abh1laShinigami

Wait is that a guy only thing? Wtf I thought that was gender neutral


SoapyBoatte

girls get horny, just not as often on average as guys


Kindly_Ad9355

I feel like girls just don’t show it


Abh1laShinigami

Ah that makes more sense


Greenbay7115

Enjoy morning wood


butycheeks

it honestly sucks


RakeebRoomy

#SUCK HARDER


Extendable-Chair

Oh that sounds really good tbh


AstronomerBrilliant8

Enjoy having to fold it up


Extendable-Chair

Yo I can make origami with my dick?


Greenbay7115

You could, but you might break it. And that would be bad


Dav_Overlord69

You can’t, get rid of old problems and welcome new ones


beeez_kneees

Hehe pp


Vegetable-Grand6930

Wait until it…


beeez_kneees

👀


MrChocolate129

go to sleep and wake up tomorrow. you’ll see what we meant.


mukhiyaji_

Stands up in respect


Unfunnygamerweeb

Hehe tiddies


Wildsnipe

Dont get scared when it grows at times it shud not grow


Vanndatchili

i gotta warn you, it ain't all fun and games it gets hard sometimes 😞


EuanBomber

r/angryupvote


the_quietkid69

Woah I'm a lesbian now


GeneralDanF

Same. I guess I wouldn't mind that much tho.


FuccCNN

say that you a lesbian girl me too


Sysody

I lost my penis and my tits got smaller. 50/50.


NirvanasPeak1

You deserve a medal but I'm broke thanks for the laugh 😂


LoYudriG

I got you


NirvanasPeak1

Thx 😁


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Immediately masturbate as i have been curious about what it feels like for fucking years Edit: so for those wondering, i would masturbate as the female gender apparently has more intense orgasms than men and i want to test that Edit 2: also booba


Mango_Professional

not immediate but same. ha


TBIZZI

Same


Bloodyvulture01

It feels like "Masturbate"


Youreternalvengance

Hmm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor


Androreese

What if you’re at grandmas funeral


SpankyRoberts18

Hop in and close the lid for some privacy.


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boob 👍


Chedged85

boob 👍


divit47k

boob👍


M1094795585

boob👍


mujnovyreddit

boob👍


Hot_Complex_1444

Boob👍


Nubsidubsi

Boob👍


qweltynick

Boob 👍


Xo7EVENxO

Boob 👍


INFINIT1VE

Boob 👍


trisellgamer

Boob 👍


Xperimens

Boob 👍


Hubert_brody_

Boob👍


Timoss_and_all_moss

Boob👍


Betanist99

boob👍


AstronomerBrilliant8

Boob👍


GallaxyX9

boob👍


ak47boi420

boob👍


mexanarocked

Boob 👍


Potato8me

What if you already have boob?? I wanna get rid of mine


teuntje2222

Gib


Potato8me

Aight! Just letting you know now.. under them and in-between them gets sweaty and if you don't take enough showers they start to stink but other than that. Have fun!


Epicskeleton53

Same with cock and balls


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Potato8me

Nah, I'll just become a man without the boobs.. too heavy


Super_Villain0

warning: foreign objects are being inserted into your body


EliteLizard

You mean.. Food? Edit: thank you for the internet points kind strangers. I haven't gotten more than twenty at a time lol.


Redditoridunn0

The only food I could think of would be an eggplant


Stolen_Colgater

I think the girth of an eggplant doesn't really work with women


Redditoridunn0

Look at this 🍆. If this isn't an edible dildo I don't know what is


b1GR3d888

🌶🍌🌽🥕🥑🍍🥒🥖🌭🌯🥫anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough


GamerIdi0t

🌵


b1GR3d888

Dear god Cactus tastes really good by the way so this is very fitting to the “food/dildo” category


gamingfreak207

I'mma go ahead and bang my best friend because otherwise he gonna die a virgin


Praline-Competitive

You can already do that, coward


gamingfreak207

Guess I'll have to do it socks on


ShyGuyll69

you could do that anyway


Horny_alt35

Based


opossumsinmyass

"YAYY, I GOT TITS NOW!!"


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Figure out how I’d explain this to everyone


IlluminachoXD

Don't. Just casually go about your day and watch their reactions.


Hello-funny-posts

I would not explain anything. Going to school will be really fun in fact. OH HEY I CAN PLAY VOLLEYBALL NOW LETS GOOOOOOOO


Cut-The-Cameras

i have a dick now, dude do i need a shield to protect it or some shit? coz my guy friends told me it hurts like a bitch


Vegetable-Grand6930

It’s not the pp, it’s the nuts.


GouravChayande

No its life that hurts


plnee

Damn that's deep


akshat_chauhan

that's what the OP's mom said


Tankyboiiii

truly a modern philosophical genius


Cut-The-Cameras

aaah, learned smthg new today, thanks man


Nubsidubsi

Yea, i myself wear my great-great-great-grandfathers knight costume


Cut-The-Cameras

that's fkn ancient dude, i bet it'll sell for a shit ton


Wildsnipe

Thts nothing bro, wait until u SEE someone's nuts hurt


Cut-The-Cameras

i don't think a sentence has ever given me that sort of trauma that i jus experienced


kranos413

As a guy, this hurts on a spiritual level


LochNessMansterLives

Yeah it’s the testicles you gotta watch out for. Definitely a “factory reset” button on most models.


Plurpen

You must now learn the ancient skill of swordfighting with your dick


Material_Mix_5674

I don't care I'm going back to sleep


JormungandRED

mood


Destro555

You know, I'm gonna go shopping, buy some clothes, do some girly stuff... I'm kidding, I'll play with my tits


PigeonManEpic

It’s all fun speculating until you realize being flat is an option


Shadow_Scythe17284

But flat is justice tho...


ilikebioweapons

My penis is gone and my tittes are the same


Thy_leader

Oh cool. Booba


Nubsidubsi

Boomba


LoYudriG

Roomba


qweltynick

Woah I have tits now. Wait. I already had tits... Fuck


ParadoxxProductions

Your mantitties are no longer manly, big sad


Redditoridunn0

Nooo. Big happy ;)


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"woah im straight now"


Klibe

This is the best comment


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I never miss


wafflesarebetterer

Woah I'm still ugly.


Insert-Somethinghere

*deep breath* *LETS* **FUCKING** ***GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO***


Horny_alt35

Same 😕


used-poop-sock

Same


ThereNoMoreGoodNames

Same, gender dysphoria is a bitch


Grievious_Syndicate

I wonder how: ​ a) tits feel like b) are the amounts of pleasure similar c) Do I get the homies?


thewolfofafica

Wow, I'm hot, if I were still a dude I would definitely bang the new me


KornySnake

a new meaning to "go fuck yourself" .


Fart-Eater2567

This will ruin my life. First my parents find out, doctors have no idea what's going on, then I become famous for being the boy who magically turned into a girl. I'll always be forced to be in the spotlight, and tests will constantly be run on me. I'll probably end it within a couple years.


kranos413

Damn this is deep and sadly realistic


penguin277353

but booba tho


frostedpandaa

Ouu yea nice i dun have menstruation and those PMS stuff anymore woohooo


NirvanasPeak1

Fuckin celebrate, dye my hair, change my name, throw away my past and become a better person, and then masterbate for like an hour, get only fans, earn money, get a lot of new clothes, get new friends, fix my life.


ParadoxxProductions

I would just do the masturbate and only fans part, but i commend you for your spirit.


GamenShark14

Do you need a therapist…


NirvanasPeak1

Yes, but first I need to confront my parents and convince them And that's terrifying


HuggingTentacles

Fucking finally


Anonymous_8rowsing

It would be nice I can be like the new girl at school and its basically a restart to my life


jacquesver

i lost my fleshy excalibur but at what cost


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NEOkuragi

If only... :/


Hepno

again?


BOB-ZE-BALDER

I’d probably go insane trying to use every last source of information to rationalize my sudden change from having a dick to instead having tits. Every article, experiment, and source searched in some Hope for my brain to rationalize what happened, until I Eventually break and either go utterly insane and need to be sent to a mental hospital,or my brain activates it’s failsafes and forces memories to have me have tits, erasing my knowledge I was ever male, hence letting me continue with a normal life. Oh also see what it’s like to masturbate as a female. That’d be interesting.


dariomemes

I'm a lesbian now


WikThorKun

Gender dysphoria.


dumbbychh

hehr nice


Rage_Dash

Wow balloons!


AverageInternetUser7

Fuck go bacc


kranos413

*WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?*


rangogogo

Guess my life still sucks but now with a worse kick in the balls every month.


bennylokku

I start masturbating


BeLeFu

Wow a pussy


G_Bonnie

happi : )


theijeb-minecraftfan

Finally, I can wear "girl" clothing without it looking terrible


Daroodest

Doesn't matter to me I'm still bi


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