T O P
theminebrothers3

Damn imagine didn’t load for a minute and I thought it was gonna be one of those boobie mouse pads


fambestera

I've seen smaller tits than those chins


luminaxed

Alas but none near as soft


omgsoftcats

Amen


00crispybacon00

Gaben*


AnIdiotwithaSubaru

*"at valvesoftware.com"*


Dekklin

You better believe I sent emails to him.


Stupid_Triangles

Look here you fucking....


LadyGuitar2021

Abour Half Life 3 right?


BigChunilingus

Damn nice


_gankedd

I get the joke but unless he's got like a super fucking epic razer that chin is probably pretty scratchy lol


CriticalThinker55

Its like trying to shave a water balloon with the broken jagged edge of the half life 3 game PC DVD. Then using the tears of children as aftershave.


Gunningham

Like bags of sand.


13300c

What chin?


Stupid_Triangles

Flat is justice


Estrogen-Enjoyer

turned out to be even better


theminebrothers3

In deed


CyberInferno

my dad uses one of those. where the boobs serve as a wrist rest


theminebrothers3

Is it anime or his SO


CyberInferno

it’s some random woman lol


Altruistic-Row-5873

My mom uses my old laptop and she still has my old wallpaper with Neil DeGrasse Tyson saying “if you have to pee, pee. If you don’t, don’t.”


spaceguydudeman

I need this image for further investigation


Altruistic-Row-5873

As god as my witness, I’ll take a pic when I get home


GFollower

provide.........


spaceguydudeman

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Altruistic-Row-5873

https://imgur.com/a/jr9bFhA sorry to keep you waiting my friends. Why yes, that is an 11 year old VAIO.


Rush_B_Blyat

The level of crust in that image is amazing


dawn--rt

Glorious


Miabachi

Does your mother have any clue about the man on your pad?


hairy_cheeseburger

all i can find is [this](https://pics.me.me/if-you-need-to-pee-then-pee-but-if-you-49231663.png) :(


wrath_of_grunge

[relevant ](https://external-preview.redd.it/nfpBB6DbL02Ur2vXKnVhXob4iayaxWboIQr6FFHRUKY.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=7c6669373df44cce48129b5011e2bd6be9a048d6)


Evilsmiley

I mean fair enough


Stupid_Triangles

All a person can ask for really


Ric_Rest

What an handsome fella. I could see this guy going places, maybe even help creating an engrossing single player FPS story driven experience that will have everyone talk about. And then abandon the IP for years and make a card game.


AetherialWomble

There is no way someone this handsome would ever do something like that


Forumites000

My favorite class is the spy


JohnTGamer

>What an handsome fella. I could see this guy going places, maybe even help creating an engrossing single player FPS story driven experience that will have everyone talk about. And then abandon the IP for years and make a card game. I could see him creating one of the biggest multiplayer class shooters ever, to abandon it, and also creating the biggest platform for buying games.


AGeary

I can see the multiplayer class shooter he would make getting over a decade of support though, whereas most games get a couple years. Hypothetically of course.


00crispybacon00

As much as the playerbase bitch and moan about the lack of recent updates, what did they really expect after 10 years? Many other FPS's from that time wouldn't even have servers still up. The game still generates a fuck ton of revenue from hats with minimal effort on their part, as a company it doesn't make sense to devote more resources than needed to just keep it ticking along.


zMisir

> As much as the playerbase bitch and moan about the lack of recent updates, what did they really expect after 10 years? Meanwhile Rockstar: pathetic


00crispybacon00

GTA V online is a whole different beast. Every aspect of that game is designed to extract as much money as possible from the player for the least amount of effort on the developers' part. They added a bloody casino for fucks sake. Although I personally never had to buy any of their stupid "shark cards" for the brief time I played because back when it was peer-to-peer hackers would no-clip around the lobby shooting bags of money at me from miniguns and spawn supercars on top of me or hydras in my garage. Yes, it really was *that* fucking broken.


AGeary

Also not one update has been paywalled, bar the initial game release prior to being F2P.


Phobos15

> The game still generates a fuck ton of revenue from hats with minimal effort on their part, as a company it doesn't make sense to devote more resources than needed to just keep it ticking along. Hypothetically speaking of course.


00crispybacon00

Oh, of course.


RandyTheRandomRando

Not to mention his help of financing another genre defining 5 a side class shooter that could hypothetically be receiving updates to this day.


BipityBopWasTaken

I see your avatar. Baguette.


JohnTGamer

It seems I am not the only spy


[deleted]

I can see him creating the best VR game ever made and abandon the platform for years and make a nintendo switch rip off.


DanishRobloxGamer

>Creates the best VR headset ever >Creates the best VR game ever to go along with it >Refuses to elaborate further >Never touches the Index again


helloeverything1

Valve deckard is totally happening.


ImFrom1988

I know we're memeing but how is it a Nintendo Switch rip off? Because portable? Lol. I guess all portable game platforms are just Gameboy ripoffs by that logic.


[deleted]

Don't let your feathers be ruffled. I just pressed enter too fast. ... and then making the best console ever made to abandon the platform for years to build the best PORN game ever done.


ImFrom1988

Gonna have to get the peen-PC adapter for that one.


[deleted]

The "Steam Peck".


MauPow

Steam Dick (in Australia)


Zernin

[He's bound to count to three.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpw2ebhTSKs)


JoshZK

The sound of Alex crying as the screen fades to black with no chance of resolution is unforgivable. That guy is the worst human.


dathar

I think you should give HL: Alyx a shot if you ever get a chance. Woo boy.


Netflix-Is-A-Joke

I could see him staring in a terrible show on FOX where he abuses his family


Questar18

Half life Alyx released last year


owenxtreme2

You mind if I put you in the rare insults post


ssbrichard

That’s a sexy mouse pad


3PoundsOfFlax

There goes my NNN


20033002hghk

Dude fapped to Peter Griffin


oftenrunaway

Heretic.


bouncytigerfeet

Blasphemy


The_BackOfMyMind

Lies.


00crispybacon00

Personally I blew it on the 1st.


MauPow

Blowing is fine.


Boratastatura

Lord Gabeeeeeen


CaptJellico

All hail!


Omnilatent

What happened to him? Haven't seen him anywhere in like 10 years...


MelAlton

He's been busy fixing little bugs in steam - he's why steam updates every time you start it!


BatHulkSmash

r/foundthebetauser /s Edit: I didn't think this would actually be a sub


InsanityyyyBR

he abandoned us :(


beet111

He still replies to emails!


chillage

He was "cancelled" when Steam attempted to compensate mod creators by allowing them to set prices on mods. This sub didn't like that, there was some uproar online, and his image was taken off the sub banner and descriptions. Too bad, to be honest. Personally I liked Lord Gaben.


WindowsMaster210

Paid mods? in steam workshop or in store for games?


Shiroi_Kage

Steam Workshop. The idea was that mod developers would have been given the option of either having a donation button or charging a purchase price.


WindowsMaster210

Wow, that would be nice, mod makers would be motivated to update and maintain their mods.


Shiroi_Kage

People were complaining about how they're monetizing the mods and how this will break the community when donation buttons are next to useless for said modders. Man modders immediately embraced it and tried to get paid for their work, and people didn't like it. Oh well. It would have been great. Some people could have gone professional.


WindowsMaster210

Sadly, we are not living in perfect universe, so there always will be assholes who's gonna try make money from crappy made (or even stolen) mod. but imagine playing Garry's mod with ultra realistic cars (or guns, or any other thing that can make fun), or any other game with awesome and high quality mod. (and sorry for my eng if there some grammatical errors)


Shiroi_Kage

It's always going to happen though. People steal other people's mods and put up donation buttons with very little enforcement. If they can charge and there's an arbiter that has a commission, they will have incentive to keep things clean and attract modders by being proper rights management. Also, it never needed to shut down the open modding scene. It shouldn't. You could still mod in Micky into Skyrim if you want. Oh well. I think it was a lost opportunity.


N15A8

He made a post in this sub last year when he was giving away a PC


YeetYeetSkirtYeet

Lord Gaben Harkonenn.


bb0110

She probably thinks “who is this handsome man?”


nico7550

yeah but did the mouse have a half life 3 sticker under ?


robertofontiglia

Ngl i have been using the same bugs bunny mouse pad for >20 years (I'm 28). Because it's on a keyboard/mouse drawer that's under my desk, and that I never draw out, I just use my keyboard and mouse without ever looking at them so I haven't felt the need to change it.


Brett_M_Kavanaugh

I “borrowed” one from my dad when I went to college. I believe he bought it to play a new game at the time. It was called Age of Empires.


robertofontiglia

Oh those good olden days when AoE was just coming out :) the world was a more optimistic place back then.


Briggie

All I remember from that game was the El Cid campaign and longbowmen spam.


FoamToaster

That was Age of Empires II (Age of Kings) although most people would agree this was the better game!


Stupid_Triangles

>longbowmen spam You mean main strategy?


vonbalt

and it was... glorious


Cringekid07

Happy cake day!


spaceguydudeman

I printed a 4 pack of these for like 5$ a couple years back. Moved out, forgot about them, she claimed one. I hope I didn't throw the others out, I'm kind of jealous now.


pc_g33k

4 pack? How is that possible. I thought he can't count past 2.


Fernis_

It was "mousepad 1", "mousepad 2", "mousepad 2 episode 1" and "mousepad 2 episode 2"


spaceguydudeman

Yes but 4 gabens therefore can count to 8 (Or 80 if you use a tergabenary system)


00crispybacon00

>tergabenary *0 search results*


lyingriotman

They start their index at -1


ffsesteventechno

Happy cake day!


ZuriPL

Is this how cake days look now? I remember the time they were green minimalist icons lol


FalloutCenturion

If you play shooters than think about upgrading your mouse pad, it's really worth it. I recently switched to artisan mousepad from some generic one, and man, the difference is massive. I've heard that skypad is even better.


robertofontiglia

Honestly I'm not enough of a shooter fiend to be too bothered. I play RDR2 with an XBox controller because I'm laid back like that. Edit : I WOULD play RDR 2 but Rockstar Games servers have been offline for over 24h and obviously I can't play a single player game that's already installed on my PC if it can't connect to the company's servers even though I paid for it, you know. Because... reasons?


MelAlton

> artisan mousepad Made from organic fair-price nylon grown in Central America and built by hardworking blue collar former steelworkers in cottages outside Pittsburgh


LojeToje

They’re made in Japan but ok.


Renown84

I'm a big proponent of hard mouse pads. I can never go back to cloth


BestPudding

Isn't this kind of risky? If someone broke into your house and cummed on your keyboard/mouse, you would touch them before its too late.


robertofontiglia

r/oddlyspecific


AtlasXO-16

She knows an Alpha Male when she sees one


CatacombsOfBaltimore

Epic


CrewMemberNumber6

No, VALVe. ^/s


Memedealerdannnn

No valve? Where will I empty my wallet?😭


folkrav

GOG


00crispybacon00

Let the discounts and cash FLOW.


synthfusion

Underrated comment.


FNAFTheoryTalk

"Hey Lois, I'm an epic gamer." ​ \- Peter Griffin probably


David0ne86

hahahaha good ol' gaben


[deleted]

Who does she think that guy is lol. She must like his smile and good attitude


cheapdrinks

Love weird things like that which become normalized. For example there was a Greek kid in my primary school called Petros who pooped his pants in class. From that day on he was called Pooptros by everyone. For some reason I remembered that when I set up my mum's first email address and made her password Pooptros. I'm now in my 30s and my mum is almost 80 yet all her online accounts, ebay, paypal, gmail etc all have the password Pooptross with some combination of numbers and symbols. We still regularly laugh about this kid that pooped his pants who probably thinks people forgot about that shit decades ago. Nah dude, you pooping your pants in 3rd grade became a seminal moment in my life.


spaceguydudeman

Wwird that shows up like ******** for me


titansfan92

Its a calm and soft stare into your soul. She just loves the warm embrace


[deleted]

His gentle wholesome gaze entices you to play one more game.


titansfan92

And buy 3 more


sammieflyerdadoomer

your mom is a powerdom and fantasizes about smashing gabens face


YoMomInYogaPants

Lmao Gabe starring at your mom with this look on his face


SFWolfie

[I use this one as the wallpaper for my work laptop](https://wallpapercave.com/wp/wp4544078.jpg). Big fan personally.


Kane_Was_Robbed

Did she ask who it was when you first gave it to her?


spaceguydudeman

She just started using it when I moved out, so no


Nooittuesday

oh lord Gaben may you bless us with Half life 3 or the heavy update


darksharkB

Lord Gaben, the Almighty!


adephotos

Our lord and savior, Lord Gaben. Ahem


angryd0g

Praise be to Gaben


TheGreatMale

You may not like it, but that's what peak performance looks like.


Kubi74

May he be blessed. GABEN


_Yojimblo

What does TIL mean?


monolithtma

Today I Learned.


_Yojimblo

Well I’ll be…TIL about TIL


monolithtma

The perfect response.


dutchkimble

And remember, tomorrow it will be YIL about TIL


BewareOfDave

Peter Griffin in real life


shawndw

That's a collectors item now.


3xploitr

Where can I buy this Peter Griffin mousepad?


Diccolas

Based


Affectionate_Grand_9

Amazing.


kei_0kan

General Sam les goo


WOLFY188

Hey it’s Lord Gaben


notmyaccountbruh

Relatable: https://imgur.com/gallery/g29sP5q


peach_mothafuka

bro where do i get this


spaceguydudeman

As I said like somewhere else in this thread, I custom printed a 4pack of these some years ago for like 5$


BluePill_

What is TIL?


DoukyBooty

Today, I learned.


neutralityparty

That girthy neck lol


randomreddithumanxd

lord gaben, i see


ClutchBoss

I have the same mouse lol, I use it to play valorant. Pretty good, just waiting for my first ever gaming mouse (Razer Deathadder Essential).


Durenas

Does she know of our lord and savior, GabeN?


illusion5world

after 9 years of using it, we hope it was worth the wait


xodius80

Praised the lord


oliverplays08

Ah yes, our lord and savior, Gaben


DaWeiCats

Lord Gabeeeeeen


Ult1mateN00B

Praise Gaben.


swankenheim

Peter Griffin


Poopikaki

For browsing the web, right? For browsing the web?


MelAlton

She plays competitive TF2, her kd ratio is bonkers. She drives a team Lamborghini.


Mizar97

For some reason I immediately recognize this man as Gabe Newell but had no idea who he was until I looked him up. Memes must have seeded themselves in my brain


Duanegasmic

Lord gaben 🙏🙏


R-T-O-B

still rockin my doom mouse pad


JimboSlyze

Your mother has mastered the power of GabeN


busterlungs

I. Fucking. Love. It.


StackOwOFlow

"I don't know who this handsome gentleman is but he sure makes me look ***thrice***!"


dirtybacon77

She has slowly, over time, fallen in love with that face. Gabe is her son now, and the house is being left to him in her will.


TheExtraMayo

Gabe classic


nighttrash3

Hell yea


serpicowasright

Your mother is blessed.


DrAdviceMan

i had his autograph from a poster Valve directly mailed to me wooooooooo


[deleted]

Mod Ash?!?


Paciorr

If I had a mousepad with Gabe on it I would frame it.


MID2462

After 9 years in development, we hope it was worth the wait


1D6wounds

Bless his gentle visage


big_joey_the_sequel

Gabe N


Greeny2k

"Yeah sure, just press the pay now button"


treadpool

Oh I love Family Guy


SignificantAd30

Shane Gillis? Loved the special


RoiMan

No way, is this the old Artscow mousepad from the deal back then? I got one made with a different, bearded Gaben photo, zoomed in a lot. That 1$ ( or 5$? ) invsetment really paid off!


Vboi69420

Old CallMeCarson


awardy1214

this is my favorite thing today. super cute lmao


shift013

That mouse and mousepad combo are the true endgame of the mice search lol