By - spaceguydudeman
Damn imagine didn’t load for a minute and I thought it was gonna be one of those boobie mouse pads
I've seen smaller tits than those chins
Alas but none near as soft
You better believe I sent emails to him.
Look here you fucking....
Abour Half Life 3 right?
I get the joke but unless he's got like a super fucking epic razer that chin is probably pretty scratchy lol
Its like trying to shave a water balloon with the broken jagged edge of the half life 3 game PC DVD. Then using the tears of children as aftershave.
Like bags of sand.
Flat is justice
turned out to be even better
my dad uses one of those. where the boobs serve as a wrist rest
Is it anime or his SO
it’s some random woman lol
My mom uses my old laptop and she still has my old wallpaper with Neil DeGrasse Tyson saying “if you have to pee, pee. If you don’t, don’t.”
I need this image for further investigation
As god as my witness, I’ll take a pic when I get home
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https://imgur.com/a/jr9bFhA sorry to keep you waiting my friends. Why yes, that is an 11 year old VAIO.
The level of crust in that image is amazing
Does your mother have any clue about the man on your pad?
all i can find is [this](https://pics.me.me/if-you-need-to-pee-then-pee-but-if-you-49231663.png) :(
I mean fair enough
All a person can ask for really
What an handsome fella. I could see this guy going places, maybe even help creating an engrossing single player FPS story driven experience that will have everyone talk about. And then abandon the IP for years and make a card game.
There is no way someone this handsome would ever do something like that
My favorite class is the spy
>What an handsome fella. I could see this guy going places, maybe even help creating an engrossing single player FPS story driven experience that will have everyone talk about. And then abandon the IP for years and make a card game.
I could see him creating one of the biggest multiplayer class shooters ever, to abandon it, and also creating the biggest platform for buying games.
I can see the multiplayer class shooter he would make getting over a decade of support though, whereas most games get a couple years.
Hypothetically of course.
As much as the playerbase bitch and moan about the lack of recent updates, what did they really expect after 10 years? Many other FPS's from that time wouldn't even have servers still up. The game still generates a fuck ton of revenue from hats with minimal effort on their part, as a company it doesn't make sense to devote more resources than needed to just keep it ticking along.
> As much as the playerbase bitch and moan about the lack of recent updates, what did they really expect after 10 years?
Meanwhile Rockstar: pathetic
GTA V online is a whole different beast. Every aspect of that game is designed to extract as much money as possible from the player for the least amount of effort on the developers' part. They added a bloody casino for fucks sake. Although I personally never had to buy any of their stupid "shark cards" for the brief time I played because back when it was peer-to-peer hackers would no-clip around the lobby shooting bags of money at me from miniguns and spawn supercars on top of me or hydras in my garage. Yes, it really was *that* fucking broken.
Also not one update has been paywalled, bar the initial game release prior to being F2P.
> The game still generates a fuck ton of revenue from hats with minimal effort on their part, as a company it doesn't make sense to devote more resources than needed to just keep it ticking along.
Hypothetically speaking of course.
Oh, of course.
Not to mention his help of financing another genre defining 5 a side class shooter that could hypothetically be receiving updates to this day.
I see your avatar. Baguette.
It seems I am not the only spy
I can see him creating the best VR game ever made and abandon the platform for years and make a nintendo switch rip off.
>Creates the best VR headset ever
>Creates the best VR game ever to go along with it
>Refuses to elaborate further
>Never touches the Index again
Valve deckard is totally happening.
I know we're memeing but how is it a Nintendo Switch rip off? Because portable? Lol. I guess all portable game platforms are just Gameboy ripoffs by that logic.
Don't let your feathers be ruffled. I just pressed enter too fast.
... and then making the best console ever made to abandon the platform for years to build the best PORN game ever done.
Gonna have to get the peen-PC adapter for that one.
The "Steam Peck".
Steam Dick (in Australia)
[He's bound to count to three.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpw2ebhTSKs)
The sound of Alex crying as the screen fades to black with no chance of resolution is unforgivable. That guy is the worst human.
I think you should give HL: Alyx a shot if you ever get a chance. Woo boy.
I could see him staring in a terrible show on FOX where he abuses his family
Half life Alyx released last year
You mind if I put you in the rare insults post
That’s a sexy mouse pad
There goes my NNN
Dude fapped to Peter Griffin
Personally I blew it on the 1st.
Blowing is fine.
What happened to him? Haven't seen him anywhere in like 10 years...
He's been busy fixing little bugs in steam - he's why steam updates every time you start it!
Edit: I didn't think this would actually be a sub
he abandoned us :(
He still replies to emails!
He was "cancelled" when Steam attempted to compensate mod creators by allowing them to set prices on mods. This sub didn't like that, there was some uproar online, and his image was taken off the sub banner and descriptions.
Too bad, to be honest. Personally I liked Lord Gaben.
Paid mods? in steam workshop or in store for games?
Steam Workshop. The idea was that mod developers would have been given the option of either having a donation button or charging a purchase price.
Wow, that would be nice, mod makers would be motivated to update and maintain their mods.
People were complaining about how they're monetizing the mods and how this will break the community when donation buttons are next to useless for said modders. Man modders immediately embraced it and tried to get paid for their work, and people didn't like it.
Oh well. It would have been great. Some people could have gone professional.
Sadly, we are not living in perfect universe, so there always will be assholes who's gonna try make money from crappy made (or even stolen) mod.
but imagine playing Garry's mod with ultra realistic cars (or guns, or any other thing that can make fun), or any other game with awesome and high quality mod.
(and sorry for my eng if there some grammatical errors)
It's always going to happen though. People steal other people's mods and put up donation buttons with very little enforcement. If they can charge and there's an arbiter that has a commission, they will have incentive to keep things clean and attract modders by being proper rights management.
Also, it never needed to shut down the open modding scene. It shouldn't. You could still mod in Micky into Skyrim if you want. Oh well. I think it was a lost opportunity.
He made a post in this sub last year when he was giving away a PC
Lord Gaben Harkonenn.
She probably thinks “who is this handsome man?”
yeah but did the mouse have a half life 3 sticker under ?
Ngl i have been using the same bugs bunny mouse pad for >20 years (I'm 28). Because it's on a keyboard/mouse drawer that's under my desk, and that I never draw out, I just use my keyboard and mouse without ever looking at them so I haven't felt the need to change it.
I “borrowed” one from my dad when I went to college. I believe he bought it to play a new game at the time. It was called Age of Empires.
Oh those good olden days when AoE was just coming out :) the world was a more optimistic place back then.
All I remember from that game was the El Cid campaign and longbowmen spam.
That was Age of Empires II (Age of Kings) although most people would agree this was the better game!
You mean main strategy?
and it was... glorious
Happy cake day!
I printed a 4 pack of these for like 5$ a couple years back. Moved out, forgot about them, she claimed one. I hope I didn't throw the others out, I'm kind of jealous now.
4 pack? How is that possible. I thought he can't count past 2.
It was "mousepad 1", "mousepad 2", "mousepad 2 episode 1" and "mousepad 2 episode 2"
Yes but 4 gabens therefore can count to 8
(Or 80 if you use a tergabenary system)
*0 search results*
They start their index at -1
Is this how cake days look now? I remember the time they were green minimalist icons lol
If you play shooters than think about upgrading your mouse pad, it's really worth it. I recently switched to artisan mousepad from some generic one, and man, the difference is massive. I've heard that skypad is even better.
Honestly I'm not enough of a shooter fiend to be too bothered. I play RDR2 with an XBox controller because I'm laid back like that.
Edit : I WOULD play RDR 2 but Rockstar Games servers have been offline for over 24h and obviously I can't play a single player game that's already installed on my PC if it can't connect to the company's servers even though I paid for it, you know. Because... reasons?
> artisan mousepad
Made from organic fair-price nylon grown in Central America and built by hardworking blue collar former steelworkers in cottages outside Pittsburgh
They’re made in Japan but ok.
I'm a big proponent of hard mouse pads. I can never go back to cloth
Isn't this kind of risky? If someone broke into your house and cummed on your keyboard/mouse, you would touch them before its too late.
She knows an Alpha Male when she sees one
No, VALVe. ^/s
No valve? Where will I empty my wallet?😭
Let the discounts and cash FLOW.
"Hey Lois, I'm an epic gamer."
\- Peter Griffin probably
hahahaha good ol' gaben
Who does she think that guy is lol. She must like his smile and good attitude
Love weird things like that which become normalized.
For example there was a Greek kid in my primary school called Petros who pooped his pants in class. From that day on he was called Pooptros by everyone. For some reason I remembered that when I set up my mum's first email address and made her password Pooptros. I'm now in my 30s and my mum is almost 80 yet all her online accounts, ebay, paypal, gmail etc all have the password Pooptross with some combination of numbers and symbols. We still regularly laugh about this kid that pooped his pants who probably thinks people forgot about that shit decades ago. Nah dude, you pooping your pants in 3rd grade became a seminal moment in my life.
Wwird that shows up like ******** for me
Its a calm and soft stare into your soul. She just loves the warm embrace
His gentle wholesome gaze entices you to play one more game.
And buy 3 more
your mom is a powerdom and fantasizes about smashing gabens face
Lmao Gabe starring at your mom with this look on his face
[I use this one as the wallpaper for my work laptop](https://wallpapercave.com/wp/wp4544078.jpg).
Big fan personally.
Did she ask who it was when you first gave it to her?
She just started using it when I moved out, so no
oh lord Gaben may you bless us with Half life 3 or the heavy update
Lord Gaben, the Almighty!
Our lord and savior, Lord Gaben. Ahem
Praise be to Gaben
You may not like it, but that's what peak performance looks like.
May he be blessed.
What does TIL mean?
Today I Learned.
Well I’ll be…TIL about TIL
The perfect response.
And remember, tomorrow it will be YIL about TIL
Peter Griffin in real life
That's a collectors item now.
Where can I buy this Peter Griffin mousepad?
General Sam les goo
Hey it’s Lord Gaben
bro where do i get this
As I said like somewhere else in this thread, I custom printed a 4pack of these some years ago for like 5$
What is TIL?
Today, I learned.
That girthy neck lol
lord gaben, i see
I have the same mouse lol, I use it to play valorant. Pretty good, just waiting for my first ever gaming mouse (Razer Deathadder Essential).
Does she know of our lord and savior, GabeN?
after 9 years of using it, we hope it was worth the wait
Praised the lord
Ah yes, our lord and savior, Gaben
For browsing the web, right? For browsing the web?
She plays competitive TF2, her kd ratio is bonkers. She drives a team Lamborghini.
For some reason I immediately recognize this man as Gabe Newell but had no idea who he was until I looked him up. Memes must have seeded themselves in my brain
Lord gaben 🙏🙏
still rockin my doom mouse pad
Your mother has mastered the power of GabeN
I. Fucking. Love. It.
"I don't know who this handsome gentleman is but he sure makes me look ***thrice***!"
She has slowly, over time, fallen in love with that face.
Gabe is her son now, and the house is being left to him in her will.
Your mother is blessed.
i had his autograph from a poster Valve directly mailed to me
If I had a mousepad with Gabe on it I would frame it.
After 9 years in development, we hope it was worth the wait
Bless his gentle visage
"Yeah sure, just press the pay now button"
Oh I love Family Guy
Shane Gillis? Loved the special
No way, is this the old Artscow mousepad from the deal back then? I got one made with a different, bearded Gaben photo, zoomed in a lot. That 1$ ( or 5$? ) invsetment really paid off!
this is my favorite thing today. super cute lmao
That mouse and mousepad combo are the true endgame of the mice search lol