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DieWohlfahrt

Mist


Then-Clue6938

Er kann uns immer noch nicht entfliehen


Onis-Art

Mist, der kude entkam dem lager, zeit für die omega formation


Professional_Tune369

Doppel Mist


tehrmuk

Gnampf.


Roland69420

Mist.


Itirk349

Alle die nicht deutsch können fragen sich was "nebel" bedeuten soll


paradoxx_42

Müst.


synthetic_synthia

What I learnt from the last time this was reposted was that 'brazilian' girl isn't brazilian but Mexican on a Mexican weather Channel.


paulobjrr

Exactly. The word Brazil in Brazil is spelled Brasil.


synthetic_synthia

Yes, I learnt that too. Thank you for reminding me.


Bludgeoned-Testicles

Yanet Garcia


That_No_one_guy

O7


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right-wing-socialist

Brazil nuts in Brazil are just deez


pre_suffix

I know you're joking but fun fact, Brazil nuts are called Pará nuts in here (Pará is a state name)


right-wing-socialist

another fun fact, I am in Pará right now ...and here they call it just deez (the first part is true, though)


muitoMAISmelhor

r/suddenlycaralho


if-we-all-did-this

A few years ago I was working in Germany and staying in a hotel, so at night I was skimming through the channels looking for... well you know what I was looking for, but anyway, what I found instead was this Burnt the Bread fella, and I knew just enough German to be captivated by him all evening, but didn't know enough to be able understand what the fuck I was watching. 10/10 would recommend Edit: I remember that a few years ago he was kidnapped and held as a political hostage (not joking in the slightest) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernd_das_Brot


Akabane-san

Even as a German I am sometimes uncertain what I’m watching. Bernd das Brot(Bernd the bread) is just nonsense to entertain


th1s_1s_4_b4d_1d34

It's quite often a very sharply tongued parody, but yes if it isn't it's self-aware nonsense.


Akabane-san

Probably. But the last time I watched it, I was 11 at best, so I didn’t really recognize the social critique, to be fair


M_is_it_you

I sometimes watch it when I get home late and are drunk, but don't want to go to bed. Feels kinda psychedelic. Although it's on KiKa, Kinderkanal, the TV channel specifically for children.


ChaosPumpkin3D

Gnampf


TheBlaudrache

Mist


moebelhausmann

Badic RTL


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arfERgEOpw

I agree with you Bro


jdooowke

> Burnt the Bread I cant stop laughing at this


Unhappy-Entity

Not knowing what the fuck is going on is definitely part of the charm. Bernd doesn‘t even know himself.


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Sure_Illustrator9690

Not a cinnamon toast, he's a breadloaf.


KeyDox

You were looking for Brazilian TV weather forecast


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Crow85

her name is Yanet Garcia


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KeyDox

and it isn't a girl


scruffychef

Got a source/explanation? Edit: she is a woman, I'm very ok with this correction. I thought you meant they were trans, press x to doubt


KeyDox

No it isn't a girl because it is a lady


Pragmatist_Hammer

Correct answer. Wouldn't call the weather guy in Finland "weather boy," so WTF with "weather girl," that's a woman... ALL woman.


kitty9000cat

Trans women are women


scruffychef

Yeah, the person I responded to was saying they weren't a girl, I was trying to see what they might be getting at, **not** stating that trans women arent women.


Justdontboomer

But trans women are **not** women anyways. There are many differences (and the biological part is enough to explain it).


LoliSovietica

That wasn't really brazilian TV, if look that picture you will see "Brazil" there, but in Brazil we write "Brasil" with "s" and not "z"


yaallfam

The running gag of the show was that hes indifferent and maybe hates everything a bit because hes trapped in a white void by some super AI entity. Truly great stuff really


TheBlack2007

Next time, watch it stoned.


Magicmaker104

I live in germany and i turned on the tv at like 3 am once and saw this and to this day i still have no idea what the fuck i was watching (i can speak german)


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TheBlaudrache

KiKa 9pm - 6am its a 15 minute sketch loop of him


f3t1

It’s from the public Kinderkanal (Kika, children channel). They broadcast the regular programm til 9 or 10 p.m. After that you get repeating clips with Bernd das Brot. They change the clips every week or month.


gansheizung

In Deutschland sagen wir Berndt das Brot


OrkfaellerX

> didn't know enough to be able understand what the fuck I was watching. He's telling you to turn off the TV and go to bed.


DoomArbiterKatzi

The best one of these was from 6pm to 6am on Kika. It was so weaird.


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SlimeCrafterLP

Do you mean the voice actor was kidnapped or there was an episode where the bread got kidnapped


if-we-all-did-this

Nope; there was a statue of him and it was kidnapped and held to ransom as a political prisoner. As I remember there was some controversy as to how he was found and released, and who negotiated/ paid for his freedom.


Emperor_Quintana

As a non-German leading a hardscrabble existence, I can totally relate to Bernd. He may be a clinically-depressed loaf of bread, but he has given us a unique perspective on the Germans’ historic attachment to tragedy since Post-WWII.


ogginpower

This is the funniest comment I read for a long time. You are clearly not a hurensohn.


Cinnamon_Bees

They got porn on German TV?


if-we-all-did-this

You can spot German porn even with no sound, because it will all be going well and then out of the blue someone will start pissing on someone else.


Zealousideal-Diet41

Ringo....


lilmheo

how many years ago was it if you had to watch tv to fap to porn?


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Lost_Pheniix

bert das brot


blackkaiser191

Bernd das Brot


SadSenpaiLovesU

Bernd der Bert


IntFeed4Life

Brond, Bert Brond. Mit der Lizenz zum backen.


RulixElpeh

Bernd Höcke


alphager

Nein.


Corni_20

Wir haben den besten Wettermann... Lang lebe Bernt


Onis-Art

Heil bernd!


Mrauntheias

Bernd Höcke? ಠ_ಠ


kingjok3r42

Hello mein american friendz. Sis is Herr Bernd se Bread. He was the German Wetterman for a few decades but got fired due his several War Crimes in Jugoslavia during both Weltkriegse his Channel discovered later.


Dutch_Midget

This guy is definitely German


kingjok3r42

Gut erkannt, Kamerad.


Ehrenlauch3000

Waren auch Kriegsverbrechen im Kosovo dabei? Hat er ihnen in den Ford Focus gekackt?


kingjok3r42

Unter anderem ja…


GeiloSchmeiloPalette

Ja


GeiloSchmeiloPalette

Und nicht nur einmal


nikpapa

As a child my family and i moved in germany for one year (still can't remember why) and the only thing i can remember really well is this bread. I used to watch it endlessly in tv because after some time, that's what they played the wholetime. Idk but i loved it and everytime i see it, it makes me feel nostalgic.


Magic-Omelet

Schaltet ab! SCHALTET AB! SCHALTET AB!!! Abschalten... jeeeetzt...


somesidecharacter

depressives Brot. Jetzt lass den armen Bernd in Ruhe. Der war meine Abendunterhaltung nach KIKA und Logo


MikeTheAnt11

oh no ​ the germans ​ they're coming


Eraldir

Hallo, freut mich


ausmausch

Die Freude ist ganz meinerseits.


Ruta008

Hallihallo Hallöchen


Reo_ianu

Hallo wie gehts denn so


44Atta

Guten tach auch


Mrauntheias

Flieht ihr Narren


SirOsla

Bernd das Brot!!


Dutch_Midget

>Bernd das Brot Me every morning


arg6531

Mexican* tv you uncultured swine


private_unlimited

Ya, I mean what cultured man doesn’t know Garcia?


FluuBk

Bernd das Brot is the living proof that germans posses both culture and humor!


Then-Clue6938

Yes it's depression and bread :D what else do you need?


hanze05

It’s not depression AND bread, it’s depressive bread. It’s the combination that makes it so beautiful


Lionoras

A depressive bread living together with a stunt-obsessed sheep and an insane inventor, who is a living bush. ​ They also had a videogame.


Hordensohn

Wait what? How do I not know about that? I am asking as I sip tea from my Bernd das Brot mug. Thank you!


Eraldir

Thanks a lot bro


somesidecharacter

Bernd the bread. The character for the kid channels after the usual bed time (I think he is there to bore them into sleep). He is a depressed bread. Thats our TV for you all.


Ferdinand-Von_Aegir

All Hail Bernd


SkyMewtwo

I want to move to Finland so much


Hernik26

Miksi


Wool00andere

Täällä on aivan saatanan kylmä


Bite-SizedBiscuit

Niimpä ja lunta on iha vitusti joka paikassa


NicolasHienola

Astuu askeleenki ulos nii sitä menee joka reikään


r3dd1t_user

Kengät ihan täynnä lunta


sth_creative

Hey Brotinger, was geeeht


Lionoras

Hast du Krümel oder was?


Hans_88

Ey lass Bernd in Ruhe.


_goldholz

Es gibt nur einen Bernd den man mobben darf und der Bernd ist zwar auch braun aber nicht so kastig wie Brot


TheGentlemanist

Bernd is gebaut wie ein Schrank.


Eraldir

Bernd das Brot ist eine absolute Legende


the_retag

alter ich hoffe das dein nutzername und bild nur teil des meme ist


Urjr382jfi3

aint noone gonna talk about the french girls neck?


Gary_Gartenzwerg

The hunchback of Notredame's great grand child


TheCasualParry

She looks cute tho


Vindicies

Legende


Dutch_Midget

Überlegende


Vindicies

Ja man


Zoorc

Bernd das Brot war schon nice


ljeva

So I am seeing that a lot of even German people don’t know what Bernd the Bread is (I didn’t know that was his name) 12 year old me who was watching cartoons in german thought he was some version or spinoff of Spongebob


Lionoras

>sponge > >square bread Makes sense. Except Bernd has the attitude of Squidward, minus the anger issues


waigl

And also minus arms of useful length...


Garsonico

You can tell he doesn't know Brazilian TV very well just because he's before Finnish TV


bigBoyWatchinHentai

I still have Nightmares about the posts bullying Bernd, it was so traumatizing. ​ 10/10 I agree with the other dude


sepeliseppo

Suomi mainittu!


Shreksalicous

Who is the Brazilian woman?


fofita1

Aparently she isn't brazilian but mexican, and the OP posted a photo of a mexican tv


rayyanfuzail

She is Yanet Garcia. Also has an OF. Enjoy the NNN


coerky

Mist


RevolutionaryPlane62

Bernd das brot, unser retter und lord


DLPautang779

german weather reports are the best in the world


Creamstyle2

whats the sauce for german tv(its a joke i don't want the sauce)


d2093233

No idea about the weather forecast specifically; the official place to find Bernd das Brot should be [here](https://www.kika.de/bernd-das-brot/bernd-klassiker-videos-100.html)


Creamstyle2

thanks anyway


bazdaniel

that woman is not from Brasil


waternymph2021

r/ich_iel


Nitemarex

Brazilian is actually mexican.


jas75249

That's not brazil, that's mexican TV.


WallerKoenisch

Ein VOLK


NoThisIsPatrik2

Ein REICH


Takashiari275

Ein KOMMENTARBEREICH


Rogue_Shadow684

Brazilians don’t watch for the weather


xxX_AleXifeu-pRo_Xxx

As a german, I can confirm this is true.


C0der23

To be fair, French tv is mostly old people.


Gapple122

Why is the Finnish guy not wearing pants...


TaaTyyppi

SUOMI MAINITTU TORILLE


Bite-SizedBiscuit

Kyllä


speertron

Bernd das brot is a good dude


hardik5krit

Indian one is like there is a tractor going to different states and telling weather


Trailblazerone

Bernd Das Brot


JosephToestar

When I was very little I used to go to an hotel in Austria, mainly because my mom is Swiss and always wanted to bring me and my sister somewhere where I could speak german. There, we came back only in the evening in our room and we turned on the TV for a couple minutes and I always saw that thing and always wondered if it was bread or a sponge, but I was firmly convinced it was a sponge


simongolem

BERND DAS BROT


pul5e_

Bernd einfach Gigachad


ShrekeryFan1998

love you Brazilian reporter <3


Thorovasgard

French weather woman really know how to stroke it 👀


Right_Object

Ah ja Bernd das Brot meine kameraden


IMMORTAL490

I feel like watching Brazil's weather forcast


ipodblocks360

Brazilian TV though...


Seiryu87

daaaamn, spongebob really aged badly


Dovahkitty99

Germany's next Top-Führer.


Kevkevoniichan

German televizion iz ze best in za warudo!


Someperson0

Ew french


Onis-Art

"WIELKKOMMEN ZURRÜCKK ZU DERR DEUTSCHEN TAGESSENDUNG MIT ANNEGRET FICKMÜHLE. GUTEN TTACH HERR LEBERFRESSE. ANGELA MERKEL HAT VORR DET DEUTSCHE REICH ZU ERWEITERN, LANG LEBE DAT DEUTSCHE REICH!! HEIL MERKEL. JEZ GEHT NACH HAUS MEINE BÜRGER UND FOLGT EUREM FÜRRER"


Recipe_Useful

Where Hitler?


priths3

Couldn't focus on what the meme is about, eyes glued to Yanet's gorgeous ass.


calm_doggo

Ahh, yes the bread


KeyDox

Ah yes Bernd, one of the reasons why I don't like cornbread anymore


_Master32_

Bread 👍


IntFeed4Life

Ah yes Bernd das Brot or for our english fellas: Bernd the german pumpernickel.


tatara_sauce

I still think that the dynamic between cynical Bernt, the silly scientist bush-man-thing and the chipper animal girl predisposed people to like the TGS/Co-optional podcast. It's too similar for there not to be a connection.


creepermemer

so a "mislukte" waffle presents the weather in germany?


th1s_1s_4_b4d_1d34

Sadly not, the waffle is a joke character for the late-night after-program of a kid's show and him presenting the weather was one of the episodes they made with him. TLDR is that he's very pessimistic/depressed and just wants to be left alone, but sadly the channel forces him to entertain the viewers. So if he isn't forced to do a parody of something he's mostly trying to convince the viewers to finally stop watching in order to get cancelled.


cookiemonster247

Isn’t the hot chick from Mexico


Dutch-memer-sir

what the


Boriatzo-San

I pick the second highly active human mind. I like to keep my internal cold fusion to a minimum—also, dat ass


Theawesomer578

what the cinnamon toast fuck is this


germanbaseballplayer

Well Bernd never gets Old.I mean he even was part of a band


WaifuTheGoodShit

i seen that german iv been there its talking about his adventure


Adventurous_Bug5037

brazzillian


shadow_LEGEND-1

crossing fingers for brazil