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IntelligentFace9673

*trying to catch a human


Appropriate-Syrup-69

his hand was already bleeding telling it was not his first try


iiRedditLurker

That's a strong fish for sure


Jesus_Shaves_

Tarpon are known to jump into boats and flop around, break a couple arms/legs, then flop back into the water.


Flanaggan

Break a couple arms and legs? Are those people made of glass?


GIGANTICDILDOSAURUS

Lol, I know this sounds odd but go to a fish market and have a friend slap you with a medium size fish (nice 20lb salmon or something) now imagine something over like 70-80lbs slapping around wildly on a boat with way more muscle and power then we realize.


Flanaggan

Yea that definitely sounded ass odd as you thought it would. Lol. I understand they can get huge, but unless you’re made of biodegradable plastic, I seriously doubt they have nearly enough force in their strikes to break bones


GIGANTICDILDOSAURUS

It’s not necessarily the damage that the fish can do or how weak boned non-milk drinking these people are. It’s probably a combination of both and just bad luck. I once lightly shoved a friend as we were joking around. He fell from standing height and broke his wrist lol. Sometimes shit just happens so “perfectly” that the worst outcome happens.


Flanaggan

That is definitely a possibility


CrisMas13

Fun fact! Milk actually has very little impact on bone density and strength! Vitamin D is vastly more important for both, as it's actually responsible for bonding calcium (which is abundant in many food sources) to bones


Sarah_4536

If a goose flaps you with it’s wings it’ll break your arm. It’s not about how big the animal is it’s how much force is applied in the right way to break your bones.


Flanaggan

A goose wouldn’t break my arm because I’m not built like an egg. A female’s arm maybe seeing as females have less dense bones. But I do understand the stars can align every 1 million years to where it applies just the right amount of force to the just the right part of the bone to break it


Infinite-Pie-4983

You sound so dumb lol listen bud. You’re human. You’re soft ass weak tissue and you clearly hate to admit that. There are PLENTY of animals that would snap you in half and you don’t have to believe because it’s true. There are Dogs with 700 pounds of bite force. DOGS. Animals commonly found everywhere, everyday. Your bones are not steel. I suggest you look into some gore subs and learn about your body homie


Flanaggan

You’re comparing the bite force of dogs that are built to cut through flesh and bone to the blunt force of a wildly trashing fish. And I’m the dumb one. You’re not dumb, you’re an idiot


Jesus_Shaves_

They can grow to like 5-6 feet long and weigh hundreds of pounds. They thrash violently when caught. [Here’s an example](https://youtu.be/utN3l6eLesg), and this one is sick. Look how violently [this one thrashes when they’re pulling it out of the water (8:00)](https://youtu.be/1k1ne3QYoPc). Now that’s a near record size but still scary.


Illustrious_Pen481

The exact moment you realise it's not her first time


PizzaBoiiiii

how do you know the fish is female?


Illustrious_Pen481

I'd rather not ask why you would resemble it with a male


ww3_veteran

Omg shut the fuck up.


NizmoxAU

Now that’s how you noodle


monopolymatt

Could be wrong but this looks like Robbie’s in the Florida Keys.


Seahawk_I_am_I_am

stfu redneck Karen-in-training!


Physical_Avdio

**ahhhhhhh!!**


AdiosSpaceCowboy222

What a douche bag… certainly will mortally wound that fish throwing his arm in its gills (lungs) as it’s thrashing . His red neck wife a fool too “get em baby get em” ugh— natty light trailer trash.


NicoWusky

Many people fish large fishes using their bare hands like that in the video, you do know that, right? "Certainly will mortally wound that fish..." Yeah, we tend to kill animals we end up eating, bro. 💀


AdiosSpaceCowboy222

You don’t eat Tarpon fool… it’s an inedible fish… do you even 🧠


TwoShed

Don't worry there's plenty of fish in the sea.


AdiosSpaceCowboy222

https://youtu.be/gHig4zLkeww Please 🧠next time.


NicoWusky

Dude's out here getting triggered crying and defending over a fish in a short video like your life matters on it 💀 Keep your fish fetish in check, brother.


ChainRipper666Death

Strike him down big strong Reddit man😐


Just-Affect-6233

I think that’s the point he’s fishing


AdiosSpaceCowboy222

You don’t eat Tarpon. And that’s a dock where you spend $1-$2 for a bucket of frozen baitfish and feed the trained tarpon. It’s not “fishing.” Another 🧠’less Reddittard


Efhlorze

Looks like you are right but if you explained it from the start people would have seen it from your perspective instead of downvoting.


TakenSadFace

Idk man looks like one can make a good ceviche with that thing


AdiosSpaceCowboy222

Here’s the tarpon recipe… Get a cedar wood board, season fish on wood board, bake fish for 30 min in the oven … throw away fish… eat seasoned wood board.


TakenSadFace

sorry but these guys dont agree with you https://youtu.be/BFiGpROxVMY?t=469


rogersba

One quick "tarpon recipe" search later and it seems that I'm gonna agree with you, sir. Recipes that go on and on. If I catch something and kill it, I eat it. No wasting.


PoorlyLitKiwi2

You are right, but you're being downvoted elsewhere for being unnecessarily asshole-ish No need to be a dick about it when people don't have the life experiences you do to understand what's going on lol


AdiosSpaceCowboy222

https://youtu.be/gHig4zLkeww


Flying_Alpaca_Boi

If it’s any constellation you’re right, tarpon is a game fish you catch and release, you can’t really eat it, so he’s basically just killed it to show off with no intention of using it. Someone else said something similar on the thread and had a more positive response, you just got gangbanged downvoted


PoorlyLitKiwi2

1. I believe the word is consolation 2. I think they're being downvoted because of the unnecessary hostile language, both in the original comment and in their responses to others


Flying_Alpaca_Boi

Yea It was a typo and picked up on the aggression when op replied, you’d think they’d be less aggro to someone who agrees with them


AdiosSpaceCowboy222

Idgaf about DV… especially from neckbeards. Also, it’s consolation — a constellation is made up of stars.


aSharkNamedHummus

Consolation. I’ve never heard someone use “conciliation” that way. Usually a conciliation is more like a “please don’t be angry with me” offering, while a consolation is a “look on the bright side” statement.


Flying_Alpaca_Boi

Well fuck you too then. I was just tryna show some support there was no need to be a dick about it jeez. And fyi that was clearly an autocorrected typo, the message carried and was understood so who gives a fuck


twitchMAC17

Lol what the fuck


CandidWrongness

Oh, well, then, you don’t wanna know about Robbie’s in Islamorada


CritterFucker

I know the fish is gonna die and get eaten, but that looks super rough on the fish.


Dicked_Crazy

I asked this question, on the basis of the fact that there’s always a bigger fish. Compared to what? I promise that that is no worse than a shark biting it in half or taking a chunk out of it before coming back to finish it off.


ajsharm144

Full source please


wwwwwwdotcom

I think this is in Belize


icallmaudibs

/r/bigfishalert


Icy_Question_4977

Wow.... I am super surprised......


BeautimousDoge

*pulling it out


BeautimousDoge

It’s not about women it’s just that the girls shouting is veryyyyyyy high pitched


Few_Background5187

That fish is almost as long as he is tall


cnibbana

Videos that end too soon


EnvironmentalBoot125

The fish escaped


Captain_Jackalope

Fish trying to catch a human


SmartUsername69

u/savevideo


Dr_Dressing

Ah yes, typical #EEEEEEEEEK


Umpire_Effective

YA MINE NOW BOI COMERE LEMME DROWN YOU REAL QUICK


AutoBot2_0

I think he got one


Lucky-Telephone7880

This guy is a fucking BAMF 😂💀