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>The Lord of Light reaches down with His Fiery Hand, filling the Onion Knight's dead heart with life's flames. Davos arises. The Chosen & Beloved of R'hllor, Azor Ahai Reborn.
>"Ser Davos, take [Lightbringer](https://asearchoficeandfire.com/?q=%22might+not+have+come+at+all%22) in hand once more, & beat back this darkness!"
I’d be a little confused because it would be very unlikely and unsuspected, but as long as GRRM writes it well and it properly fits into the story, I would be happy because Davos is my favourite character in ASOIAF and in general one of my favourites in fiction, so it would be cool to see him getting a big role for ASOIAF’s finale
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When considering this people should remember that book Hodor is **a man in his prime, his muscles, carved with the precision of a sculptor's chisel, ripple and bulge like mountains forged from pure granite. Each sinewy strand seems to pulsate with the power of a thousand thunderstorms, radiating an aura of Herculean might. His biceps, mighty as ancient oaks, could effortlessly cradle the weight of the world, while his abdominals, chiseled to perfection, form a veritable washboard that could scrub away the stains of doubt and weakness. His back, broad and imposing, resembles the wings of an otherworldly titan, ready to conquer any challenge that dares to cross his path. With a physique so ludicrously magnificent, it's as if the gods themselves had handcrafted this paragon of strength and vitality. Verily, he is a living testament to the epitome of muscular grandeur!**
Far better. We especially enjoyed how you embodied an Eddard-style (about Robert) of emotive description, except with the narrator fully embracing his homo-eroticism
Copied from a couple of comments I made a few weeks ago:
If George *has* to complete the abomination trio for Bran, just have skinchanged-Summer mount Sly. Hell, give us a laugh, & have the Varamyr-inhabited One‐Eye bred instead. *Heh*.
Varamyr had often even warged Sly whilst she was being fucked by One-Eye. So, there's the potential for reactions like arousal, in addition to ones like humiliation or outrage, that One-Eye could express because of Varamyr. How fucking weird, & (un)intentionally hilarious, would that be to read as Bran-as-Summer?
Bonus points if Stalker then takes over mounting Sly 😂
If he does do it, I think it's going to be Summer x Meera because George is obsessed with deeply taboo kinks and interspecies fucking. Like there's a suspicious amount of it in the books.
What six-legged nasty is there in the timeline of the books? That is, not ancient human & COTF/dragon/giant/lemur/merling/squisher/tiger-men/etc. The First Men & Valyrians of old in particular were most into interspecies fucking, but it doesn't seem to be a thing now
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>When he saw that, Davos Seaworth's heart stopped beating. "No," he said. "No, NOOOOOO!"
>The Lord of Light reaches down with His Fiery Hand, filling the Onion Knight's dead heart with life's flames. Davos arises. The Chosen & Beloved of R'hllor, Azor Ahai Reborn. >"Ser Davos, take [Lightbringer](https://asearchoficeandfire.com/?q=%22might+not+have+come+at+all%22) in hand once more, & beat back this darkness!"
If Davos is Azor Ahai ASOIAF will go automatically become the best piece of fiction ever written. Humanity will have peeked if that happens
Memes aside, how would you genuinely feel about that?
I’d be a little confused because it would be very unlikely and unsuspected, but as long as GRRM writes it well and it properly fits into the story, I would be happy because Davos is my favourite character in ASOIAF and in general one of my favourites in fiction, so it would be cool to see him getting a big role for ASOIAF’s finale
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When considering this people should remember that book Hodor is **a man in his prime, his muscles, carved with the precision of a sculptor's chisel, ripple and bulge like mountains forged from pure granite. Each sinewy strand seems to pulsate with the power of a thousand thunderstorms, radiating an aura of Herculean might. His biceps, mighty as ancient oaks, could effortlessly cradle the weight of the world, while his abdominals, chiseled to perfection, form a veritable washboard that could scrub away the stains of doubt and weakness. His back, broad and imposing, resembles the wings of an otherworldly titan, ready to conquer any challenge that dares to cross his path. With a physique so ludicrously magnificent, it's as if the gods themselves had handcrafted this paragon of strength and vitality. Verily, he is a living testament to the epitome of muscular grandeur!**
Might wanna change your wording to "Hodor is a young man still in his prime" or something
Is that better?
Far better. We especially enjoyed how you embodied an Eddard-style (about Robert) of emotive description, except with the narrator fully embracing his homo-eroticism
Your comment will get removed, just delete the offending part instead of striking it out
Why would my comment get removed?
Rule 1 violation
Yeah, this is what I initially meant
Copied from a couple of comments I made a few weeks ago: If George *has* to complete the abomination trio for Bran, just have skinchanged-Summer mount Sly. Hell, give us a laugh, & have the Varamyr-inhabited One‐Eye bred instead. *Heh*. Varamyr had often even warged Sly whilst she was being fucked by One-Eye. So, there's the potential for reactions like arousal, in addition to ones like humiliation or outrage, that One-Eye could express because of Varamyr. How fucking weird, & (un)intentionally hilarious, would that be to read as Bran-as-Summer? Bonus points if Stalker then takes over mounting Sly 😂
I like it, just the right amount of deranged.
Thank you
I have looked into the abyss, but when it looked back, I blinked.
The Old Ones say hi
Some would say that summer peeing on him already counts as a form of sexual harassment
It's just the start
If he does do it, I think it's going to be Summer x Meera because George is obsessed with deeply taboo kinks and interspecies fucking. Like there's a suspicious amount of it in the books.
What six-legged nasty is there in the timeline of the books? That is, not ancient human & COTF/dragon/giant/lemur/merling/squisher/tiger-men/etc. The First Men & Valyrians of old in particular were most into interspecies fucking, but it doesn't seem to be a thing now
that's even worse
For a certainty?
If wow doesn't drop soon this fanbase will go completely insane.
We were completely insane by the time of DDT
How about Meera and Bran as Bran have a romantic little kiss instead
GRRM: We don't do that here
George carefully calculating the perfect amount of the most absolutely appalling shit ever
This is my headcannon ^^^^^
The good ending
Blessed
Too vanilla for gurm
At lease the line of Dunk the lunk will continue
Dunk's lineage is measured in centuries. He has other prospects if Hodor fails his promise.
The seed is strong
For Fucks sake man
Well there’s a big man
Thicc as a castle wall
Cursed
Good god please no
BRUUUUHHH
Can’t wait for this to become canon.
>Can’t wait My sincerest condolences
Valar morghulis
Modern day Dunk & (Not-So-)Old Nan
Avatar checks out
Idk but maybe the rape jokes aren't it
Tbf/tbh, Bran's basically been mind-raping Hodor
Someone has to. Sauce?
? - u/Domini-graphis
Got it here: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/oblivious-woman-in-glasses-playing-video-games
Ty. I'll be in my bunk
This is dark. I love it.
reads like a sixth grader obsessed with scp
s(?)cp?