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96 - I have an actual third leg now
throw it on your shoulder to assert dominance
Careful with the whole "whip dick over your shoulder" routine: I know a guy who did that and had to go to the ER.
Apparently he failed to realise his dick was so long it went right around back and into his ass.
Fucked himself so hard he couldn't walk for a week.
Was he told to fuck himself?
take my upvote and quietly leave
100 percent, infinite power!!
Wait , DEVIN? IS THAT YOU FROM ST JUDE? IT'S ME KYLE THE GUY WITH THE LONG GOD FORSAKEN PENIS , HOW YOU DOING BRO
Like a continental soldier
Fuck that, wrap it around your neck like a scarf.
This is the way.
98 get rekt i may suck it on my own now
99 u get rekt
I tried downloading more ram and my battery displays as 10000. You may now refer to me as: the elephant
*bows* my lord
*blows* my lord
I'm not sure my jaw could handle it
Your dick is 300 feet?
According to my battery percentage, my shlong is indeed 828.084 feet long.
What are you then?
An idiot who doesn't know the imperial system and that thinks downloading more ram is real
Bro how many ladies have you killed with that thing btw
I'm on PC.
To quote Palpatine: UNLIMITED POWER!!!
So its whatever size i want it to be?
Short when I don't need it, long when I do then!
Getting a boner makes you anemic, worth it.
97 get owned
103722195 my phone is broken
Mine is 100. I have a fricking therd leg now!
Holy shit that's nearly 40 inches of dick
100 and charging....
Cool, guess I'll just go die of blood flow loss to the brain when my next erection happens. Peace
19. Lucky me.
That is still an increase for you
19 cm = 7.5”
But you had 1…
That’s my business.
62 not bad, for a clit.
You can give yourself a boobjob.
And the clitoris is one of the most sensitive woman parts right.
Hell yeah bitch! XD
The concept of a really long clit repulses me.
got some bad news about dicks then...
That clit gon dangle
99 I to can give myself a boob job
6.... and the fact my penis is actually 6 cm...
There’s like 2 cm per inch so your dick is 3 inches?
You're right, he probably overshot it.
Wait, do you actually have a 2 inch dick?
16 but it’s still growing
11cm big clit...
W e a k l i n g, 79%
I see, I bow before you
I see, I blow before you
Taking one for the team, huh?
Pathetic Mortal Scum. I have a PC
im on pc so technically infinite
Technically 1 since it dies as soon as it’s unplugged
Nah it's be 0
7 wow I'm really improving myself out here
But mines 100
Beautiful day to have eyes
Maybe i never had a dick
It's 68... YOU COULDNT HAVE RECOMMENDED THIS A MOMENT EARLIER?
18 cm or 7.09in. Thank you battery for giving me this
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1... at least I have one now... I should probably cha
100. Who woulda guessed a freshly charged phone would lead to a 3ft pp
Wait mine is 80
I first thought that was a miss spell
Too bad, nothing changed.
30cm, just like real life.
This is dum the range is too broad.
A better soloution.
Battery percentage (B/10)+10= 10-20 cm
Using 10 as a base and having a modifier that can increase the lengh by 0.1 to 10cm giving us an effecive range of 10.1 to 20 cm witch is in more reasonable parameters.
Bc everything over 20 would be on the larger size, if we assume girth stays in a normal ratio to lebtgh of ca 1 to 4
It's hard 2 sound smart with 3 spelling mistakes
I looked at every single word one at a time, and I can see six; however, if we include abbreviations (excluding "cm") and punctuation, it'd be a total of twelve spelling mistakes. If we consider the use of non-alphabetic (excluding periods and commas) characters as spelling mistakes, they'd be thirty in total... Should I continue?
And its hard to be happy if you gotta be negative all the time :).
82. idk how long that is
Its around 82
78% N I C E
Damn i have 97%
He poked his eyes out with his dick
63 - so close
I rolled double 7s, guess I’m lucky ;)
74? I'll take it.
I'm at 64 too
Huh, what a coincidence, mine is 65
95 lets go
88 how long is that?
Imagine putting your phone on charge and your wilson suddenly starts growing
21. Not disappointed.
3... which is not too far from the truth
48, Damn... Guess GCS will be difficult for the surgeons due to having an abhorrently large dick
I have 64 too
97 bruh 💀
100 les go
6 Aye it grow by an inch
The next person I fuck will get impaled.
Fucking 69 let’s fucking go 27 inches
62%, I should charge my phone.
I’m on charge does that count as getting a very slow infinite erection
Infinity cos I'm charging rn
Brb imma charge my phone, 42 cm ain't enough
100 for me
Me who has a home phone so my battery percentage is the eletric grid
Pathetic. I'm at 350% and rising
90 , if I get horny I will die , yes please
39.7638 inches…wait… how do I have 101 per-*explodes*
65! I'm better!
71% HMMMMMMM YES
100, I’m gonna need to be extra careful with car doors and having it accidentally stepped on in public, thanks
88%. Now I can Seig Heil with my cock.
8 cm, quite accurate :(
100 I can balance on it
22 the perfect porn stqr length
100 I use my phone on the charger lol
I got a 3 foot long schlong
80, now I can type on the keyboard and relax
100, i can swing it like a pocket watch while walking down the street
I have a third leg
%100 ( : )
I have one percent, fuck.
69 im not even lying
66. Now I can also get a boobjob from that person.
I'll take 65 centimeters
79, but I'm American so it's inches
fully charge, its basically over half as tall as me
90, pretty good
60 and charging - so it’s 60cm and growing
100 OH YEAH
Dick's a size 25 because I believe in modesty... obviously.
Let me go charge my phone
80. Not bad at all