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Suraimu-desu

96 - I have an actual third leg now


depressedmurderer

throw it on your shoulder to assert dominance


ConsentingPotato

Careful with the whole "whip dick over your shoulder" routine: I know a guy who did that and had to go to the ER. Apparently he failed to realise his dick was so long it went right around back and into his ass. Fucked himself so hard he couldn't walk for a week.


minecraft_min604

Was he told to fuck himself?


floppy_disk_5

take my upvote and quietly leave


expertchildpredator

reddit


loverofmosthings

Indeed


Hit_Me_If_I_Online

100 percent, infinite power!!


GamerlifeYT_official

Wait , DEVIN? IS THAT YOU FROM ST JUDE? IT'S ME KYLE THE GUY WITH THE LONG GOD FORSAKEN PENIS , HOW YOU DOING BRO


Nova_Aren

Like a continental soldier


ThePrinceOfMonsters

Fuck that, wrap it around your neck like a scarf.


GoodDawgy17

This is the way.


Scomtom

98 get rekt i may suck it on my own now


Ducklett01god

99 u get rekt


KioloiKs_

101


ProudAntiKaren

I tried downloading more ram and my battery displays as 10000. You may now refer to me as: the elephant


WhiteDevil-Klab

*bows* my lord


Big-Z_2412

*blows* my lord


WhiteDevil-Klab

I'm not sure my jaw could handle it


sp00py_b01

Your dick is 300 feet?


ProudAntiKaren

According to my battery percentage, my shlong is indeed 828.084 feet long.


sp00py_b01

What are you then?


ProudAntiKaren

An idiot who doesn't know the imperial system and that thinks downloading more ram is real


sp00py_b01

Bro how many ladies have you killed with that thing btw


InvertedCarrot

I'm on PC.


LarsJ04

To quote Palpatine: UNLIMITED POWER!!!


InvertedCarrot

So its whatever size i want it to be? Short when I don't need it, long when I do then!


alex435f

Thats infinite


ashenhaired

Getting a boner makes you anemic, worth it.


therobloxianchris

97 get owned


stoncils_

103722195 my phone is broken


Constant-Arm-7059

Mine is 100. I have a fricking therd leg now!


YessAManni

Holy shit that's nearly 40 inches of dick


Ambitious-Event-8466

Ours, comrade.


hellodude776

Yessir


__Dystopian__

100 and charging.... Cool, guess I'll just go die of blood flow loss to the brain when my next erection happens. Peace


LeastStable

19. Lucky me.


fiCCe5084

That is still an increase for you


LeastStable

19 cm = 7.5”


RickSanchez883

But you had 1…


LeastStable

That’s my business.


cahiami

62 not bad, for a clit.


Funny-Magician

You can give yourself a boobjob. And the clitoris is one of the most sensitive woman parts right.


cahiami

Hell yeah bitch! XD


CelestialCore

The concept of a really long clit repulses me.


GrahamPeters

got some bad news about dicks then...


Totally-Real-Human

That clit gon dangle


schaale64

99 I to can give myself a boob job


Mang0el

69 nice


BENNYF7

Same bro


Bubassalt

Nice cock


WhiteNgNWA

Send nudes


inerthatusername

nice


CockObliterator3000

6.... and the fact my penis is actually 6 cm...


RickSanchez883

There’s like 2 cm per inch so your dick is 3 inches?


pikpikcarrotmon

You're right, he probably overshot it.


RedShamrock05

Wait, do you actually have a 2 inch dick?


Starman064

16 but it’s still growing


Esura2k

11cm big clit...


HellsConflagration

W e a k l i n g, 79%


ShrekIsAwesome

weakling, 100%


HellsConflagration

I see, I bow before you


Ambitious-Event-8466

I see, I blow before you


HellsConflagration

Taking one for the team, huh?


LarsJ04

Pathetic Mortal Scum. I have a PC


Yeetermometer

im on pc so technically infinite


ShoeArson

Technically 1 since it dies as soon as it’s unplugged


proud-carpet

Nah it's be 0


discoismeta

80 centimeters


Leenon

7 wow I'm really improving myself out here


gioneemobil

But mines 100


Tevkian

Beautiful day to have eyes


Crosshairs2003

Maybe i never had a dick


Thejackguy3

5% shite


JustKazuko

It's 68... YOU COULDNT HAVE RECOMMENDED THIS A MOMENT EARLIER?


Exile4444

18 cm or 7.09in. Thank you battery for giving me this


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MidnightCharisk

1... at least I have one now... I should probably cha


glitchesandhelp

100. Who woulda guessed a freshly charged phone would lead to a 3ft pp


Manumititelu_pog

Wait mine is 80


Snoo_59210

63


The_Sh1tty_Commenter

47 feet


Flashtastic2005

I first thought that was a miss spell


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…12…


redpawed

Too bad, nothing changed.


2001aJakeOdyssey

69. Nice.


erck_bill

30cm, just like real life.


TraumSchulden

This is dum the range is too broad. A better soloution. Battery percentage (B/10)+10= 10-20 cm Using 10 as a base and having a modifier that can increase the lengh by 0.1 to 10cm giving us an effecive range of 10.1 to 20 cm witch is in more reasonable parameters. Bc everything over 20 would be on the larger size, if we assume girth stays in a normal ratio to lebtgh of ca 1 to 4


_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

It's hard 2 sound smart with 3 spelling mistakes


BoredCatGod

I looked at every single word one at a time, and I can see six; however, if we include abbreviations (excluding "cm") and punctuation, it'd be a total of twelve spelling mistakes. If we consider the use of non-alphabetic (excluding periods and commas) characters as spelling mistakes, they'd be thirty in total... Should I continue?


TraumSchulden

And its hard to be happy if you gotta be negative all the time :).


nouon69420

What?


TraumSchulden

Yes


femboykingofhell

82. idk how long that is


Suspicious_Berry501

Its around 82


stoker15524

71👍


MAD_CHAD_69_420

67


Richierich_rpd

100


Khaledxxrashoud

44


goosiest

37


KennixCzech

50


HappySneek

78% N I C E


Joe-McDuck

100%


drift129

Damn i have 97%


RealViktorius

He poked his eyes out with his dick


LiquifiedResponse

63 - so close


Tanks4helping

I rolled double 7s, guess I’m lucky ;)


Charming-Winner2941

83%...fuuuuuuuuuuu


MicahSlash

74? I'll take it.


The_True_Mastermind

100


kerlinos

Wait


con098

I'm at 64 too


Jennacidalchan

Huh, what a coincidence, mine is 65


NacoThegiraffe

95 lets go


six-of-nothing

10cm shorter


I_Like_Legos8374

81 sheeeesh


Shit315

88 how long is that?


Rraimmondd8

Imagine putting your phone on charge and your wilson suddenly starts growing


ToffeeMunchAndCrunch

21. Not disappointed.


IguanasWithBigDicks

83


BurdPlane

3... which is not too far from the truth


FoxMcGlocks

48, Damn... Guess GCS will be difficult for the surgeons due to having an abhorrently large dick


Samang0

I have 64 too


uncomfortableshit

26 Pretty good


mikey300908

100


pythondrink

97 bruh 💀


Ok-BoOmEr69_420

100 les go


dcjug2

6 Aye it grow by an inch


kuzuriyuuuu

94


birdgamer66

100


Away-Cut-2319

76. ​ The next person I fuck will get impaled.


fishingjohnson

1 perc...


TarEater4000

Fucking 69 let’s fucking go 27 inches


XylerS23

62%, I should charge my phone.


Product_Expensive

76


TheHolyPapaum

I’m on charge does that count as getting a very slow infinite erection


charlieboy969

10 :(


absolutelad_jr

Infinity cos I'm charging rn


NotMe296565565654

98 oh god


Gaminuz123

Brb imma charge my phone, 42 cm ain't enough


DunkieBoi

100 for me


SFRCBNF

Me who has a home phone so my battery percentage is the eletric grid ![gif](giphy|PzTYYZJPYSKbK)


Dead-head277353

Ooh 36”


sl_1138

Pathetic. I'm at 350% and rising


Bolm-bolm

90 , if I get horny I will die , yes please


89degreesfahrenheit

39.7638 inches…wait… how do I have 101 per-*explodes*


Valkitty23

60 damm


Ambitious-Event-8466

90


krzys020709

65! I'm better!


big-boi-jason

71% HMMMMMMM YES


Excellent_Giraffe_12

I'm 51


_deathstrider_

100, I’m gonna need to be extra careful with car doors and having it accidentally stepped on in public, thanks


Vault_boi32

92


StinkingDischarge

88%. Now I can Seig Heil with my cock.


SkyMewtwo

40. Cool


ClearlyConfusing

72


gabendarekter

8 cm, quite accurate :(


thenorwegianbobafett

Charging 😎


shadowpanda500

100 I can balance on it


Anonymous_2724

98 :)


Meme-Gang284

40


okurin39

22 the perfect porn stqr length


CourseDangerous2583

100 I use my phone on the charger lol I got a 3 foot long schlong


Whoizme223

80, now I can type on the keyboard and relax


Reylend

100, i can swing it like a pocket watch while walking down the street


No_Wish_8129

I have a third leg


Exile4444

18


Topiz2000

71


IonKing1151

%100 ( : )


OkImplement9943

90


the-tall-man-

I have one percent, fuck.


Woahdontzuckmedude

69 im not even lying


Buttercutter123

100 agh


Slimyretard

39


HellofaHitller

66. Now I can also get a boobjob from that person.


Da_Kool-Aid_Man

I'll take 65 centimeters


fiCCe5084

79, but I'm American so it's inches


Rocket_Man4

100 cool


shadowmask7331

55 nice


Pussab

100 centimetres


MUIGOGETA0708

fully charge, its basically over half as tall as me


UrMomLol694

45


Spookyskelliescloset

90, pretty good


theSPEEDCAT

60 and charging - so it’s 60cm and growing


Awsomesauc58

47 Centimeters


Damissourianguy

*cough* 76


Shot_by_cops

100 OH YEAH


ConsentingPotato

Dick's a size 25 because I believe in modesty... obviously.


drevan1138___

57


killerkid3011

100


that_one_idiot2

100


ShoeArson

100%


Cloudythekraken

Let me go charge my phone


CrimeSceneCop

80. Not bad at all