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eaglespettyccr

Is the elephant laughing? Omg it’s pure gold!


rockidr4

Someone told me once that elephants think we're cute and I've been obsessed with the idea ever since


[deleted]

In some alternate universe elephants have cute human pics pages πŸ₯Ί


Yarakinnit

r/whatswrongwithyourhuman


moleratical

That's a sub with a lot of potential.


Diazepampoovey

Someone should absolutely make this a sub and have the posts be gifts and videos of humans doing whatever weird shit while their animal is nearby with that *Why are you so dumb...* look


HalfSoul30

Well we have r/youseeingthisshit


BenCelotil

Play *No Man's Sky*. If the ratio of paradise planets in that game is anything like real life, there's plenty of planets where "elephants" and other similar animals would regard us as cute, in this universe. :) Some of us might [Make Great Pets.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSOHO3GwEPg)


lemonsandkevins

I loved that 'fact' too, until I saw it on an article about inaccurate things someone made up for internet points :(


UsernameIRegret

Nooooooooo why couldn't you let me live in my pool of sweet sweet lies 😭😭😭😭


lemonsandkevins

I know, I was also crushed, I'm sure you're very cute though, even if elephants don't think so :)


FrakkedRabbit

No no, you see that fact you heard was on inaccurate facts, meaning it's inaccurate and so elephants do in fact think we're cute. And that is my head canon.


Whtsupssycat

Snopes just says unproven. So it could still be true!


jhuskindle

Like penguins choosing a rock for their partner, when really they are horrifically rapey. The fake fact: https://images.app.goo.gl/XW68BRvNBGVP2jR2A The actual truth: https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-18370797


Light_Beard

Wait. Now I saw an article sacking the writers of THAT article about the other article


Hambulance

Now you have told me this, and I am taking it as 100% fact and I'm just gonna run with it for the rest of my life. This is true and where are the elephants.


drty_diaper

I really do think it was trying to mimic the guys laughing towards the very end. They're so smart, I wouldn't be surprised. I hope it's true


Emu-Limp

It really sounds that way! And considering what I have read about the emotional complexity of these magnificent animals, I'd absolutely believe it was so.


distelfink33

The sounds it's making are absolutely adorable and it does seem like elephants can laugh based on what I've read!


BCM072996

Imagine you’re a British explorer in the middle of Africa or Southern Asia in the 1800s. You have no concept of what an Elephant is and you’re slowly walking through a dark jungle and you start to hear those sounds. Holy shit.


CareFord

Pure happiness


ZugTheCaveman

Of all the things I expected to see this morning, a guy hysterically running away from an elephant was not among them.


Higgs__Boson

I needed this


L_M030303

We all do


WCGWjoiningReddit

Agreed. I didn't think you could see an elephant smiling, but I would swear it looks like it is.


Aethermancer

And that sentence without context, sounds terrifying.


prpldrank

The excited elephant squeeks, snorts, and trumpets are pretty awesome as well


peppaz

Jurassic Park 5


HTXKINGBBC

Nah...remember that one Busta Rhymes music video? "Eyes Can See"? I can literally hear the music in my head lol


Baconshapes

Can someone explain to me why this isn't terrifying? If an elephant that size was running after me I'd shit myself so hard I'd shit out meals I haven't even eaten yet. I'd shit out meals my children haven't eaten yet. Vast fields and rivers filled with the shit of all my future generations. Eventually the shit would spread out far over the horizen and engulf the entire planet. The shit would build up and double, triple the size of the planet causing gravity to triple, the moon would crash into shitty earth and still the shit would not stop. Five times as massive, ten times as massive, eventually dwarfing jupiter in size and still the shit would not stop. Shitty earth would consume every other planet in the solar system eventually rivalling the sun in size and soon shitty earth would consume that too. And still I shit. The gravity becomes too much and a shitty black hole is formed. And still I shit. The shitty black hole consumes other star systems, forever growing in size and eventually absorbing the super massive blackhole in the centre of our galaxy. AND STILL I SHIT. Other galaxies are consumed, vast super clusters all forming into one giant heap of shit until nothing is left, nothing but me and a universe consumed by my shit.


FlameWave09

This would make a great copypasta


moleratical

It's obviously a game and the two have a trusting/loving relationship. It's the same reason my cat doesn't get scared when I start chasing her around the house, but if I were to chase an unknown cat, it would be scared shitless. edit, probably should have read the whole thing before I commented instead of afterwards.


damnitijumped

I don't know what in the world I just read, but I wish I could give you an award for this spectacularly shitty gift.


Diazepampoovey

I was going to gift for you when I realized I have no coins. So I figured I'd tag him as *Bacon-shits, Destroys with Dookie* But apparently you can't tag even in browser mode anymore so...well. shit.


damnitijumped

Lol thanks. It's the thought that counts.


Zombierabbitz

He drank too much red bull


dstrllmttr

r/brandnewsentence **Γ— 20**


Lizardinex

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brightfoot

You are the reason God has abandoned us.


thetapist

A shitstorm’s a brewin Randy.


Baconshapes

Do you know what a shit barometer is bubs? Measures the shit in the air. You can feel it! Listen bubs. Hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit. Can you hear it?


GarfunkelisGod

That was beautiful


Emu-Limp

Truly. Brought tears to my eyes and a huge smile to my face. Absolutely incredible, empathetic, emotionally intelligent animals that deserve our protection.


IamChaosUnstoppable

and STILL YOU SHIT. The Universe of shit expands. Deep within its massive core, points of fusion begin. Bubbles of shit vapours converge to form voids. Stars emerge from your shit, and their gravity gives rise to planetoids, but STILL YOU SHIT. These planetary systems in the void give rise to light year long currents that fractaly branch across your universe of shit. Shit congeals into vortices that form galaxies and clusters. Complex interactions within the complex systems, give rise to self referential structures which link together to eventually become life made of shit. STILL YOU SHIT. Life made of shit evolves to become multicellular and give rise to complex organ structures. Gradual evolution gives rise to intelligence to the creatures made of shit. They form groups and tribes, giving rise to civilization. This leads to developments in art and science, where sculptures of shit and music from shit emerge. Shit vibrates as they sing , and dance and wage wars. Planets of shit collapse and new galaxies are born. STILL YOU SHIT. Life forms parellelly emerged from different shit zones try their best to conquer and dominate for shit they occupy. Gory shit spread across light years from the shitty wars that were waged. Their cries of terror echoes across the cosmic shit. STILL YOU SHIT. And one fine day, a creature from one shit begins to chase another creature from another shit. The one who is chased begins to shit. NOW YOU BOTH SHIT.


[deleted]

Just playin' with his pet elephant.


eye_no_nuttin

This is absolutely adorable!!! I love the yodeling trunk snoots!!😍


wafflegrenade

Sometimes I read or hear a phrase that makes me wish I had a band to name. The Yodeling Trunk Snoots.


Cr1tikalMoist

Sounds like a indie band like the psychedelic porn crumpets (real band btw)


aidissonance

Sounds like Zoidberg.


one-punch-knockout

The noises coming from the elephant are beauuuuutiful and expressive. Happy Happy Joy Joy


_mach

also, you can really feel the infrasound deep rumbly bits in this one - and this is a very young elephant.


stayshhhh

Yeah that was wild! Whale like almost


highmichaelphelps

Lmao at the end it sounds like the bellows from an alligator


CareFord

The happy snort squeaks made me so happy.


ceilingly

That's a happy ele!


Terr_

> happy ele For a minute I misread that as "eel", and along with the noises... > Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the Shrieking Eels β€” if you don't believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh. If you swim back now, I promise, no harm will come to you. I *doubt* you will get such an offer from the eels.


DontmindthePanda

It sounds like the neutral for a big block. That elephant has quite a few horsepower, I bet.


ZippZappZippty

I slap my legs like a big advantage


gaffeltr0kk

i think they actually used a baby elephant for the sound of T-rex in the first Jurassic Park movie, warped of course.


Pondnymph

Sounds like a giant balloon when you let out the air without tying and it squeaks.


heywonderboy

Anyone else really wanted him to pet the elephant?


axonrecall

r/PetTheDamnElephant


bramenstruik

My god I’m so happy that this is a thing


know_limits

Was waiting for him to give it treats.


grahamcrackers37

We all know that he did pet the elephant 🐘


gunty23

Who knew baby elephants sound like aliens straight out of a sci-fi movie


xCROv

Elephants actually communicate through [really low rumbles](https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2012/08/elephants-silent-call) that are not audible to humans in some cases. Isn't that just cool. 😯


Anokest

Makes you wonder... Elephants are super smart. Did they learn that we cannot hear those sounds so they don’t use those sounds when they want to communicate with us? (Don’t know if they do or don’t, just wondering)


Aethermancer

They talk to us using their baby talk voices.


65crazycats

Simply beautiful


vl8669

Jesus.... My 65 lb puppy scares me with the zoomies.. This is terrifying.. That sound.. Good lord, who knew they could sound like that.. Edit... But still cute as all hell


KSleepCHB5423

Elephants can actually imitate other noises they hear on a regular basis, so this might be the baby mimicking a vehicles engine revving up.


[deleted]

Sounded almost exactly like a lion's growl to me


Space_Jeep

You mean like the Predator!?


TheThymeHasCum

The predators learned their mimicking skills from the lyre bird.


Drawtaru

There’s even an elephant who learned to say a couple of words in Thai (I think) by twisting his trunk up in his mouth.


Alkuam

Is there a video? You should make a post.


mutantsixtyfour

Here's one mimicking Korean: https://youtu.be/ByoP-hmwhE8


Amphibionomus

Jeez, he only 'talks' because he's lonely :-(


ShiftSouth

look at his ears, poor boy has been tortured


[deleted]

in the whole video theres only one second where the narrator shuts up and lets us hear it


moleratical

I would really love to hear the elephant in south Korea mimicking Korean, unfortunately all I can hear is the shitty news reporter.


lespaulbro

Look up videos of elephants roaring - it's basically indistinguishable from the Jurassic Park T-Rex, it's amazing and absolutely terrifying.


MulberrysDream24

Right? I had sweaty palms lol


serpentandkey

Mom's spagelli


Alecarte

Yeah its both super cute and also the sound the aliens are gonna make in the next sci-fi blockbuster I am sure.


Red4Arsenal

Why did I get downvoted so much when I said basically the same thing, ha!


jules_robi

Elephant noises and communication are so different from our own. Many of us raise our pitches to talk to animals but I read that will distress an elephant. If you have a high pitched voice, lower it around elephants to make them more comfortable. If I'm wrong please correct me. I thought that was such an interesting fact.


[deleted]

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TreeFittyy

Good to know elephants can enjoy Morgan Freeman's voice as much as we do


Princevaliant377

r/babyelephants and r/babyelephantgifs


bramenstruik

This, this makes my day


cal-yl

Pet the damn elephant!


HeWhoPetsDogs

My thoughts exactly


Jo-Silverhand

That is one derpy baby elephant.


akzever

Here is the [source youtube channel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xxZDAQ_G9U) I believe. Can anyone who speaks thai Confirm its an ethical elephant sanctuary?


Henekelamp

Did some Quick googling (Jubjang family) and found this picture: https://www.google.com/search?q=jubjang+family&oq=jubjang+fa&aqs=chrome.0.0i19j69i57j0i19i22i30l2j69i61.4445j0j7&client=ms-android-samsung&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=d9Q2D-Vw-zJemM If you don't know, those hooks are used to handle the elephants and are extremely painful for Them: https://youtu.be/cWOIB-v16ys So no, this is by no means an ethical sanctuary. Edit: thank you for my very first award kind stranger!


broccoli_meister

I had a hunch this might be the case, to the top with you.


QuarantineSucksALot

Hey there! I didn't know this existed


killin1a4

Thank you for doing the research, anytime I see wild animals with humans I always assume they are being abused for profit in some way.


Henekelamp

No worries, most of the Time this is the case, espacially with Elephants. If you want to see elephants in Thailand in a truly ethical manner, please visit one of these amazing Establishments: Phuket: https://www.phuketelephantsanctuary.org Chiang mai: https://www.elephantnaturepark.org/ I personally visited the sanctuary in phuket and can Attest to their ethical approach. You can Tour the Facility and observe the animals from distance and at the end even Feed some of them. Everything beyond this (bathing with them, riding, etc.) is strictly done for Profit and Not in the Interest of These amazing creatures.


namelessUnkn0wn

I have been to the one in Chiang Mai, and agree with everything you mentioned. They are an amazing sanctuary! I went with my church for a volunteer project and spent a week helping the mahouts care for them. It was an awesome experience, 10/10 recommended. They have some really cool bungalows if you want to do more than a day trip. Also to anyone reading who doesn’t know, please stop riding elephants for fun, it is not fun for them


DennisReynoldsRL

Damn.


chocolateeveryday

The baby elephant at the end sucking it’s thumb. Thank you for sharing this.


zoey1bm

Thats a captured and tortured baby whose parents were probably killed https://scontent.fyvr4-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/119705891_172753404400802_2065966927964710579_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=2&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=Ho71lj5vmmAAX-qSwwb&_nc_ht=scontent.fyvr4-1.fna&oh=eb87aeb70c4aa448524a0798828778c1&oe=60310423


Flying_Octofox

this needs to be higher up...


rhondaanaconda

I would run everyday. This would be so much motivation.


entjies

Are those hook marks on its face? I know people often use metal hooks to tame young elephants and break them.


engipod

I’m unsure if they’re hook marks but if you check out their YouTube channel, their intro shows the elephant and a mahout holding a bullhook. Many of the videos show also the elephant being chained to a small corner of their yard/enclosure.


SSJ_Tez

Wish I was him at that moment


s0rtajustdrifting

That's one happy baby


kewlkid77

I want one


KosmicMicrowave

Elephants are the best.


TOMNOOKISACRIMINAL

Happy Zoidberg noises


kurly-bird

Mixed with a squeaky balloon and straight up dragon growls


penelope_hibiscus

This is the most wholesome pure thing I’ve seen in awhile


Anthraxious

It's all cute and all but imagine hearing those sounds in the dark. You're not thinking "Oh, must be a baby elephant wants to play" xC.


thedroob

I didn't know elephants could make lion roars


ibetthathurt

Baby elephants are pure joy


Lucy_Lastic

I had no idea elephants made that kind of noise - it’s adorable!


BootyliciousURD

Pretty awesome, but I'd be worried it might get too excited and accidentally trample him.


[deleted]

Two mammals enjoying each other's company.


imnottasmartman

The vocalizations are amazing


celisally

Does anyone know what he was saying


artemasad

Ya. He mostly just gleefully made jokes about how that was an exercise.


MUG-led

"Excercising" as he is running. Awk gam laang gai. My Thai is not good enough, he speaks super fast and the sound is a not great for the last sentence.


Headtoons

And then it hot shot and its trusks stolen


Alukrad

If that baby elephant was chasing me and making those noises, I'd be absolutely terrified. Those are not warm and welcoming noises but more like alien, demonic type monster gonna eat you type noises.


sprace0is0hrad

Fuck I hate how disconnected from nature our city life has made us


ShekaVhm

Baby elephant sounds like an actual AMG at the end


alemonbehindarock

I never realized all the weird noises that Thai people make!


Karma_Kazi_337

R/stompies


JTAYLOR1331

This is amazing! I love it!!


[deleted]

"He wanted the cookie in your pocket"


babepanda

In Thailand, elephant owns you !


coopermaomeow

Faster!! Awwww 😍


clharriasta

Just gorgeous. Love the sunshine at the end.


Drunk_off_gatorade

Good boy!


zebandit69

this is the best zoomies i have seen so far, powerful


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Oh lawd! He comin’!


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God that’s so cool


awwdorkable

Oh my gosh!! I never knew they could make so many different sounds! Pure joy :)


-Listening

What a beautiful boy <3


theeseyes

Zoidberg


MelissciousMoose

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜


Owls_yawn

Look at those little tusks growing in! Sooo cute!


WingsofSky

Unfortunately he didn't realize the elephant was really hungry. Then ate him. lol


at_least_its_unique

I haven't heard someone sound so happy while blowing their nose.


normie33

Dude is friends with an elephant! Lucky!


Kylo-The-Optimist

Elephants are on my list of animals I see as being magical, up there with Orangutans and Beluga whales.


crypticfreak

Anyone know enough about Elephant behavior to speak about what its doing with its trunk sound wise? Is it like a purr or laughter? Just literally an elephants way of expressing joy? Anyways I think its cool as hell but also kinda creepy. Reminds me of the noises the spider squid things make in Arrivals so damn much I'm starting to think that the movie used elephant noises as a base.


thatguyonthecouch

It almost sounds like he's impersonating a police siren.


seriousdudey

r/petthedamnelephant


TheLazyPurpleWizard

I love the sounds!


armydiller

PET THE DAMN BABY HEFFALUMP


was1886

The noise the elephant makes at the 27 second mark would be a great alien battle cry


ilikebugs24

So how do I get a job like this? For real.


bertbert1111

I didnβ€˜t know elephants made such awesome noises!


QuarantineSucksALot

For BBQ sauce, get Sweet Baby Ray's.


-Listening

Well they love anything to hide in. It's about that easy.


hit_like_please

Elephants can't run, they walk really fast.


nubbie

Baby elephant squeaks are the best!


LocalJim

What i see is a cute baby elephant. What i hear is a prehistoric predator beast


matlew1960

I think that’s Elefanten speech for β€œWeeee”


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SkySlayer918

So adorable how the bebe goes from charging to an amble as soon as the guy stops, so as not to run him over. Precious.


StateofWA

Such amazing animals. Really hope that we can live in harmony with them someday.


BenZed

Being chased by this noise in the dark, not knowing it was a baby elephant, would be _terrifying_.


singsatfat

You can straight up put those sounds into a horror game and people will shit their pants .


vanyadog1

I feel like if this guy just put "In charge of an elephant" on his LinkedIn page then that would be sufficient for just about any recruiter looking at the employment history to make sure he was qualified -


RoscoMan1

Was this the deleted scene from Million Dollar Baby


premiumpinkgin

Well, that was amazing. Turns out we all need pet elephants in our lives.


EnergyCC

Baby elephants give me the dopamine hit i so desire.


[deleted]

I've never heard those noises before, holy heck.


BernieTheDachshund

I'm so jealous. I want to run with a baby elephant! Oh I would hug him and pet him and tell him how sweet and adorable he is!


brainintheinsane

β€œOh crap here comes mother!”


eryuu

Elephants make some alien ass sounds.


wise_quote

Thought it said zombies. Smh


knowses

Happy elephant noises


Zir_Ipol

Floppy horse.