Giant Baby Zoomies
By - prospero021
Is the elephant laughing? Omg it’s pure gold!
Someone told me once that elephants think we're cute and I've been obsessed with the idea ever since
In some alternate universe elephants have cute human pics pages 🥺
That's a sub with a lot of potential.
Someone should absolutely make this a sub and have the posts be gifts and videos of humans doing whatever weird shit while their animal is nearby with that *Why are you so dumb...* look
Well we have r/youseeingthisshit
Play *No Man's Sky*. If the ratio of paradise planets in that game is anything like real life, there's plenty of planets where "elephants" and other similar animals would regard us as cute, in this universe. :)
Some of us might [Make Great Pets.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSOHO3GwEPg)
I loved that 'fact' too, until I saw it on an article about inaccurate things someone made up for internet points :(
Nooooooooo why couldn't you let me live in my pool of sweet sweet lies 😭😭😭😭
I know, I was also crushed, I'm sure you're very cute though, even if elephants don't think so :)
No no, you see that fact you heard was on inaccurate facts, meaning it's inaccurate and so elephants do in fact think we're cute.
And that is my head canon.
Snopes just says unproven. So it could still be true!
Like penguins choosing a rock for their partner, when really they are horrifically rapey.
The fake fact: https://images.app.goo.gl/XW68BRvNBGVP2jR2A
The actual truth:
Wait. Now I saw an article sacking the writers of THAT article about the other article
Now you have told me this, and I am taking it as 100% fact and I'm just gonna run with it for the rest of my life.
This is true and where are the elephants.
I really do think it was trying to mimic the guys laughing towards the very end. They're so smart, I wouldn't be surprised. I hope it's true
It really sounds that way! And considering what I have read about the emotional complexity of these magnificent animals, I'd absolutely believe it was so.
The sounds it's making are absolutely adorable and it does seem like elephants can laugh based on what I've read!
Imagine you’re a British explorer in the middle of Africa or Southern Asia in the 1800s. You have no concept of what an Elephant is and you’re slowly walking through a dark jungle and you start to hear those sounds. Holy shit.
Of all the things I expected to see this morning, a guy hysterically running away from an elephant was not among them.
I needed this
We all do
Agreed. I didn't think you could see an elephant smiling, but I would swear it looks like it is.
And that sentence without context, sounds terrifying.
The excited elephant squeeks, snorts, and trumpets are pretty awesome as well
Jurassic Park 5
Nah...remember that one Busta Rhymes music video? "Eyes Can See"? I can literally hear the music in my head lol
Can someone explain to me why this isn't terrifying? If an elephant that size was running after me I'd shit myself so hard I'd shit out meals I haven't even eaten yet. I'd shit out meals my children haven't eaten yet. Vast fields and rivers filled with the shit of all my future generations. Eventually the shit would spread out far over the horizen and engulf the entire planet. The shit would build up and double, triple the size of the planet causing gravity to triple, the moon would crash into shitty earth and still the shit would not stop. Five times as massive, ten times as massive, eventually dwarfing jupiter in size and still the shit would not stop. Shitty earth would consume every other planet in the solar system eventually rivalling the sun in size and soon shitty earth would consume that too. And still I shit. The gravity becomes too much and a shitty black hole is formed. And still I shit. The shitty black hole consumes other star systems, forever growing in size and eventually absorbing the super massive blackhole in the centre of our galaxy. AND STILL I SHIT. Other galaxies are consumed, vast super clusters all forming into one giant heap of shit until nothing is left, nothing but me and a universe consumed by my shit.
This would make a great copypasta
It's obviously a game and the two have a trusting/loving relationship. It's the same reason my cat doesn't get scared when I start chasing her around the house, but if I were to chase an unknown cat, it would be scared shitless.
edit, probably should have read the whole thing before I commented instead of afterwards.
I don't know what in the world I just read, but I wish I could give you an award for this spectacularly shitty gift.
I was going to gift for you when I realized I have no coins. So I figured I'd tag him as *Bacon-shits, Destroys with Dookie*
But apparently you can't tag even in browser mode anymore so...well. shit.
Lol thanks. It's the thought that counts.
He drank too much red bull
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You are the reason God has abandoned us.
A shitstorm’s a brewin Randy.
Do you know what a shit barometer is bubs? Measures the shit in the air. You can feel it! Listen bubs. Hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit. Can you hear it?
That was beautiful
Truly. Brought tears to my eyes and a huge smile to my face. Absolutely incredible, empathetic, emotionally intelligent animals that deserve our protection.
and STILL YOU SHIT. The Universe of shit expands. Deep within its massive core, points of fusion begin. Bubbles of shit vapours converge to form voids. Stars emerge from your shit, and their gravity gives rise to planetoids, but STILL YOU SHIT. These planetary systems in the void give rise to light year long currents that fractaly branch across your universe of shit. Shit congeals into vortices that form galaxies and clusters. Complex interactions within the complex systems, give rise to self referential structures which link together to eventually become life made of shit. STILL YOU SHIT. Life made of shit evolves to become multicellular and give rise to complex organ structures. Gradual evolution gives rise to intelligence to the creatures made of shit. They form groups and tribes, giving rise to civilization. This leads to developments in art and science, where sculptures of shit and music from shit emerge. Shit vibrates as they sing , and dance and wage wars. Planets of shit collapse and new galaxies are born. STILL YOU SHIT. Life forms parellelly emerged from different shit zones try their best to conquer and dominate for shit they occupy. Gory shit spread across light years from the shitty wars that were waged. Their cries of terror echoes across the cosmic shit. STILL YOU SHIT. And one fine day, a creature from one shit begins to chase another creature from another shit. The one who is chased begins to shit. NOW YOU BOTH SHIT.
Just playin' with his pet elephant.
This is absolutely adorable!!! I love the yodeling trunk snoots!!😍
Sometimes I read or hear a phrase that makes me wish I had a band to name.
The Yodeling Trunk Snoots.
Sounds like a indie band like the psychedelic porn crumpets (real band btw)
Sounds like Zoidberg.
The noises coming from the elephant are beauuuuutiful and expressive.
Happy Happy Joy Joy
also, you can really feel the infrasound deep rumbly bits in this one - and this is a very young elephant.
Yeah that was wild! Whale like almost
Lmao at the end it sounds like the bellows from an alligator
The happy snort squeaks made me so happy.
That's a happy ele!
> happy ele
For a minute I misread that as "eel", and along with the noises...
> Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the Shrieking Eels — if you don't believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh. If you swim back now, I promise, no harm will come to you. I *doubt* you will get such an offer from the eels.
It sounds like the neutral for a big block. That elephant has quite a few horsepower, I bet.
I slap my legs like a big advantage
i think they actually used a baby elephant for the sound of T-rex in the first Jurassic Park movie, warped of course.
Sounds like a giant balloon when you let out the air without tying and it squeaks.
Anyone else really wanted him to pet the elephant?
My god I’m so happy that this is a thing
Was waiting for him to give it treats.
We all know that he did pet the elephant 🐘
Who knew baby elephants sound like aliens straight out of a sci-fi movie
Elephants actually communicate through [really low rumbles](https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2012/08/elephants-silent-call) that are not audible to humans in some cases. Isn't that just cool. 😯
Makes you wonder... Elephants are super smart. Did they learn that we cannot hear those sounds so they don’t use those sounds when they want to communicate with us? (Don’t know if they do or don’t, just wondering)
They talk to us using their baby talk voices.
Jesus.... My 65 lb puppy scares me with the zoomies.. This is terrifying.. That sound.. Good lord, who knew they could sound like that..
Edit... But still cute as all hell
Elephants can actually imitate other noises they hear on a regular basis, so this might be the baby mimicking a vehicles engine revving up.
Sounded almost exactly like a lion's growl to me
You mean like the Predator!?
The predators learned their mimicking skills from the lyre bird.
There’s even an elephant who learned to say a couple of words in Thai (I think) by twisting his trunk up in his mouth.
Is there a video? You should make a post.
Here's one mimicking Korean: https://youtu.be/ByoP-hmwhE8
Jeez, he only 'talks' because he's lonely :-(
look at his ears, poor boy has been tortured
in the whole video theres only one second where the narrator shuts up and lets us hear it
I would really love to hear the elephant in south Korea mimicking Korean, unfortunately all I can hear is the shitty news reporter.
Look up videos of elephants roaring - it's basically indistinguishable from the Jurassic Park T-Rex, it's amazing and absolutely terrifying.
Right? I had sweaty palms lol
Yeah its both super cute and also the sound the aliens are gonna make in the next sci-fi blockbuster I am sure.
Why did I get downvoted so much when I said basically the same thing, ha!
Elephant noises and communication are so different from our own. Many of us raise our pitches to talk to animals but I read that will distress an elephant. If you have a high pitched voice, lower it around elephants to make them more comfortable.
If I'm wrong please correct me. I thought that was such an interesting fact.
Good to know elephants can enjoy Morgan Freeman's voice as much as we do
r/babyelephants and r/babyelephantgifs
This, this makes my day
Pet the damn elephant!
My thoughts exactly
That is one derpy baby elephant.
Here is the [source youtube channel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xxZDAQ_G9U) I believe. Can anyone who speaks thai Confirm its an ethical elephant sanctuary?
Did some Quick googling (Jubjang family) and found this picture:
If you don't know, those hooks are used to handle the elephants and are extremely painful for Them:
So no, this is by no means an ethical sanctuary.
Edit: thank you for my very first award kind stranger!
I had a hunch this might be the case, to the top with you.
Hey there! I didn't know this existed
Thank you for doing the research, anytime I see wild animals with humans I always assume they are being abused for profit in some way.
No worries, most of the Time this is the case, espacially with Elephants. If you want to see elephants in Thailand in a truly ethical manner, please visit one of these amazing Establishments:
Chiang mai: https://www.elephantnaturepark.org/
I personally visited the sanctuary in phuket and can Attest to their ethical approach. You can Tour the Facility and observe the animals from distance and at the end even Feed some of them. Everything beyond this (bathing with them, riding, etc.) is strictly done for Profit and Not in the Interest of These amazing creatures.
I have been to the one in Chiang Mai, and agree with everything you mentioned. They are an amazing sanctuary! I went with my church for a volunteer project and spent a week helping the mahouts care for them. It was an awesome experience, 10/10 recommended. They have some really cool bungalows if you want to do more than a day trip.
Also to anyone reading who doesn’t know, please stop riding elephants for fun, it is not fun for them
The baby elephant at the end sucking it’s thumb. Thank you for sharing this.
Thats a captured and tortured baby whose parents were probably killed https://scontent.fyvr4-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/119705891_172753404400802_2065966927964710579_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=2&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=Ho71lj5vmmAAX-qSwwb&_nc_ht=scontent.fyvr4-1.fna&oh=eb87aeb70c4aa448524a0798828778c1&oe=60310423
this needs to be higher up...
I would run everyday. This would be so much motivation.
Are those hook marks on its face? I know people often use metal hooks to tame young elephants and break them.
I’m unsure if they’re hook marks but if you check out their YouTube channel, their intro shows the elephant and a mahout holding a bullhook. Many of the videos show also the elephant being chained to a small corner of their yard/enclosure.
Wish I was him at that moment
That's one happy baby
I want one
Elephants are the best.
Happy Zoidberg noises
Mixed with a squeaky balloon and straight up dragon growls
This is the most wholesome pure thing I’ve seen in awhile
It's all cute and all but imagine hearing those sounds in the dark. You're not thinking "Oh, must be a baby elephant wants to play" xC.
I didn't know elephants could make lion roars
Baby elephants are pure joy
I had no idea elephants made that kind of noise - it’s adorable!
Pretty awesome, but I'd be worried it might get too excited and accidentally trample him.
Two mammals enjoying each other's company.
The vocalizations are amazing
Does anyone know what he was saying
Ya. He mostly just gleefully made jokes about how that was an exercise.
"Excercising" as he is running. Awk gam laang gai.
My Thai is not good enough, he speaks super fast and the sound is a not great for the last sentence.
And then it hot shot and its trusks stolen
If that baby elephant was chasing me and making those noises, I'd be absolutely terrified. Those are not warm and welcoming noises but more like alien, demonic type monster gonna eat you type noises.
Fuck I hate how disconnected from nature our city life has made us
Baby elephant sounds like an actual AMG at the end
I never realized all the weird noises that Thai people make!
This is amazing! I love it!!
"He wanted the cookie in your pocket"
In Thailand, elephant owns you !
Faster!! Awwww 😍
Just gorgeous. Love the sunshine at the end.
this is the best zoomies i have seen so far, powerful
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Oh lawd! He comin’!
God that’s so cool
Oh my gosh!! I never knew they could make so many different sounds! Pure joy :)
What a beautiful boy <3
Look at those little tusks growing in! Sooo cute!
Unfortunately he didn't realize the elephant was really hungry.
Then ate him.
I haven't heard someone sound so happy while blowing their nose.
Dude is friends with an elephant! Lucky!
Elephants are on my list of animals I see as being magical, up there with Orangutans and Beluga whales.
Anyone know enough about Elephant behavior to speak about what its doing with its trunk sound wise? Is it like a purr or laughter? Just literally an elephants way of expressing joy?
Anyways I think its cool as hell but also kinda creepy. Reminds me of the noises the spider squid things make in Arrivals so damn much I'm starting to think that the movie used elephant noises as a base.
It almost sounds like he's impersonating a police siren.
I love the sounds!
PET THE DAMN BABY HEFFALUMP
The noise the elephant makes at the 27 second mark would be a great alien battle cry
So how do I get a job like this? For real.
I didn‘t know elephants made such awesome noises!
For BBQ sauce, get Sweet Baby Ray's.
Well they love anything to hide in. It's about that easy.
Elephants can't run, they walk really fast.
Baby elephant squeaks are the best!
What i see is a cute baby elephant. What i hear is a prehistoric predator beast
I think that’s Elefanten speech for “Weeee”
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So adorable how the bebe goes from charging to an amble as soon as the guy stops, so as not to run him over. Precious.
Such amazing animals. Really hope that we can live in harmony with them someday.
Being chased by this noise in the dark, not knowing it was a baby elephant, would be _terrifying_.
You can straight up put those sounds into a horror game and people will shit their pants .
I feel like if this guy just put "In charge of an elephant" on his LinkedIn page then that would be sufficient for just about any recruiter looking at the employment history to make sure he was qualified -
Was this the deleted scene from Million Dollar Baby
Well, that was amazing. Turns out we all need pet elephants in our lives.
Baby elephants give me the dopamine hit i so desire.
I've never heard those noises before, holy heck.
I'm so jealous. I want to run with a baby elephant! Oh I would hug him and pet him and tell him how sweet and adorable he is!
“Oh crap here comes mother!”
Elephants make some alien ass sounds.
Thought it said zombies. Smh
Happy elephant noises