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-Jiras

This is literally the definition of boys will be boys


Spagett26

/r/justguysbeingdudes


AH_Ahri

r/whygirlslivelonger


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OzZVidzYT

r/fullscorpion btw


[deleted]

Now I’m curious to know what Napoleon the great said


Whoems

[it wasn't deleted you know, just downvoted for being a shithead](https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/m79gfo/why/grawm34)


HanginLowNd2daLeft

Lmaooo there’s a whole sub dedicated to telling this dude to shut up ?? Joined . Shut up Napoleon


keimdhall

There's tons of these. The problem is they give the trolls exactly what they want. *Attention.* After all, any kind of attention is better than none.


[deleted]

God I’ll be a troll myself if I got a sub after myself. At least I’ll get something named after myself.


JustPonsie

Boys will be held accountable for their actions


SorryScratch2755

chiropractic tortures


Napoleon_Tha_Great

No, the definition of boys will be boys is when dozens of r\*pists go free because male judges are more concerned with the r\*apists' lives being ruined than the survivors'


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PerfectionOfaMistake

Or Darwin award...


StormyTrack268

Why not


BeastofLoquacity

Askin the important questions


90sDreamGarage

I was a kid once and because kids are stupid as fuck, I did plenty of dumb shit like this


Unami23

Ah childhood, where we can do stupid shit and get away with it


akkurad

Unless it's way too stupid, then you just die


[deleted]

I almost did. There was a swing in the park for climbing like the one used for monkey swinging or whatever. It had a weird inverted-U shaped structure and The highest point went upto two stories up. You guessed it right. I climbed all the way up and jumped (read: fell). Knocked the breath out of me for good. I was 10.


_EvryMan

There was a giant swing set in my neighborhood when I was a kid, think the top bar was 25 feet off the ground. You bet your ass my stupid 5 year old brain thought I could use it to fly. Got some good hang time before gravity introduced me to the gravel pit. Ended up with the wind knocked out of me and a nose full of pebbles


GlassWasteland

Kids? Those look to be about 20 something.


Grand-Muhtar

They look like maybe military on leave. The way he nailed that dismount, I’d say Marines.


Johnnybravo60025

Didn’t see him lose his ~~snacks~~ crayons out of his pockets, so I don’t know...


MemorableVirus2

Those haircuts scream military


Dogdad1971

Testosterone


XS4Me

Because it’s fun. Can extra precautions be taken? Sure. Is it perfectly safe? No. Will you recall pulling this crap when you are older? Certainly.


90sDreamGarage

Yea! I mean, I used to jump into ceiling fans and other shit I don’t remember.


[deleted]

>I was a kid once Pics or it didn't happen.


PaulAspie

I tried to go as hard as I could on a thing like this but never managed to get so high that I flipped at the end.


KrazyKateLady420

Uno problemo...these are men


SlowBenz

Safe to say I’ve done shit more stupid than this when I was younger lol


gatsujoubi

I always say: parents have success with a girl if she is not pregnant at age 18. And success with boys if they are still alive at 18.


btoxic

I did that in 5th grade, I didn't stop pushing, dude ended up hurt.... 30 years later I still cringe when I think about it. Sorry, Steve.


SorryScratch2755

highschool reunion (watch your back)🔪


btoxic

Good that I missed the last two then.


ZarquonsFlatTire

Next one's at your house.


Kittens-of-Terror

I had exactly this happen but in 4th. Gave my friend a nice S break in his forearm.


ThatOneDudeFromIowa

I wish I was still young and invincible.


NetwerkErrer

Everyone must learn about the conservation of momentum the hard way


ThriftyWreslter

There’s one in my local park. Every once in a while me and my friends will get high and go do this. It’s hella fun


Aslyux

until you snap your neck


TheBelowAverageLad

That’s where the real fun begins


Aslyux

why the hell did i get downvoted lmao


BrandinoBeats1

that's reddit for you buddy.. weird as fuck i know 🤣


Pirate_of_the_neT

*do not question the hive mind*


Urbanetto0001

*kiiiiljoooyyyyyyyy*


itzPenbar

Everybody did that atleast once


sweetplantveal

Right? Gotta train for the bobsled team somehow


fairythugbrother

r/whywomenlivelonger


popeyegui

Impressive inertia


SorryScratch2755

2/10 landing though


soonerpgh

Nose and toes, perfect form!


shivercomplex

Mad lads


sandlesmac

Definitely Scotland. Us Scots are a right bunch


cashmoney2998

Yeah looks like aden


silverback_79

"Warning: injury" is bullshit. He landed on his belly. More likely the cable base was damaged.


SorryScratch2755

evenly smashed nuts


Justin435

u/stabbot


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Skryper666

Is there a deeper meaning in your username?


Lurkerbecauselibs

Becaus it's fucking awesome that's why


mostequal

NGL, that was graceful AF


Unami23

That could've ended worse but *WHY*


BRsteve

Cuz it would've been sick if he landed it.


[deleted]

Why not?


beneye

It looks like everything was fine until the thing got stuck on the cable.


yeetedintomemes

couldve done a sick backflip


DrewsDelectables

That's some follow through right there


SorryScratch2755

kamakaze


JDragonblade

i was gonna ask “is it bad that i wanna try it” but after reading the comments it seems people have already beaten me to actually doing it.


SorryScratch2755

"not people" redditers. 🤖


JDragonblade

fair enough


turtlesareyes

This is kinda how i broke my wrist. One of those elementary school zipline things. Flew off the end and landed on my wrist


SorryScratch2755

carpal?


BernieSandorClegainz

I mean he almost nailed the backflip


FiveAlarmDogParty

I’m not sure that was the end of the line - I think there was a catch or something about 6-8 feet before the end. Not that reaching the end wouldn’t have had a very similar effect but I think the sudden reaction was what surprised everyone


SorryScratch2755

"stars were what he saw"🌌


fletchowns

In 5th grade we had one of those [zip track glide things](https://i.imgur.com/N6KCwGc.jpg) on the playground and for whatever reason 5 or 6 of us got behind some kid that was hanging on it and everybody pushed him as hard as we could, with the riders awareness of what we were doing. I don't really know what we thought was going to happen but of course he got to the end of the track and proceeded to rotate 180 degrees and landed on his head/neck from a good 5-6 feet off the ground. The ambulance got there quickly and from what I remember and he didn't have any permanent damage, fortunately. He was out of school for awhile recovering from internal injuries, can't remember all the details. Kids sure do some dumb shit. Everybody involved felt just awful about it. I'm sure we apologized a million times but Matt if you are reading this, I'm sorry!


SorryScratch2755

1960's jumping out of swings fun,not landing in the sand and biting a tongue painful.


boobsmcgraw

Boys


SorryScratch2755

merry go round "the puke-inator"


SEAM97esta

Cuz it's fun.


P0tat0sa11ad

The only thing these guys probably have to say after was “Seemed like a good idea at the time”.


theeseyes

/r/whitepeoplegifs


Glendrix90

I guess a woman posted this since the title says "why". Every male ask "Why not?". It's fun and you see your friend get hurt. Why do you think Jackass got to be so popular back then?


reddit-master369

Be honest we’ve all done it


Bedlamcitylimit

It looks like there was a knot in the line or it was damaged. If you pause the video just before the sudden stop there seems to be something there.


Sinnfluencer

FPS.


deesmutts88

That’s the stopper and it’s meant to be there. It’s what stops the thing (obviously), but it’s just not exactly designed to stop it safely at max speed. Haha.


Keeyor

No, I’m pretty sure that’s meant to be there, it’s meant to stop you so that you would start swinging and would start going back down the line, but it’s obviously not meant for these kinds of speeds


Fleykel

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ToolboxLaw

That was why.


SylphVade

Nice way to prevent yourself from walking Ever again


SorryScratch2755

popped left nut


RoscoMan1

Any time I see a banana nut milkshake jokes


SorryScratch2755

popped left nut


the_brits_are_evil

lol i did this with my brother, but were too small to balance that hard lmao is pretty funny tbh


ajperry1995

We've all done this


nononoyesy

My sister broke her arm by falling off of one of these


Clever_Name1457

Better question, why not?


[deleted]

There's that guy again with the high pitched laugh, wherever he goes, fun things happen to your friends.


Sinnfluencer

WAN TWO SREE FROM NEW YORK TU GERMANEY!!


SkizzyB1997

Because funny


Nathan-PM-thatsit

That looked fun


Double-Portion

ngl that looks fun


a_greasy_queef

I need to hear the whimsical “Weeee” sound to this


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u/savevideo


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bballkj7

what’d it get caught on?????


baba_booey420

it's just a little rubber or spring stopper that functions like an airbag at the end of the ride. works well when you have a 40kg kid going at the intended speed


dynobot7

Conservation of energy at work!


waikatom8

This exact thing happened to me, I was carrying a beer and didn't spill a drop


wylin-outtie

I really hope this is a subreddit: r/accidentalbackflip


wylin-outtie

Alright everyone it wasn’t so I created it, feel free to come share videos of people failing and doing a flip


Free2Bernie

I got reddit gold waiting on anyone who can correctly spell that sound made at the end.


mygodmike

r/watchthingsfly


chasethenoun

He would never have kids again.


Next_Dragonfruit9509

F


NINJAM7

Except for the concussion, looks pretty fun


SorryScratch2755

whiplash


black11x

Wtf did they think was gonna happen?


dr_clAWW

This is why women live longer than men


robertbadbobgadson

Why not?


JoelRobbin

Those zip line things were the shit when I was a kid, purely because of what me and my mates would get up to with them, such as what those guys just did. Videos like this really take me back


MistressKaila85

Hahaha 🤣 definitely saw that comin but I don’t think he did haha


SonOfAG0D

Heyyy! I live by that place!


botdroid

Got damn the guy could’ve held on a little tighter.


thunderberker

Dudes nuts are on vacation. Permanently


AlphaLove_

It looks fun. That's why.


kdoughboy12

Hmm that honestly didn't look like it hurt too bad


[deleted]

The classic underdog


OG_Bobby_Johnson96

Yooo lowkey would definitely do this lol


Budderfingerbandit

Nuts cracka!!


masonjy

I knew this was British within a second


Zenphict

This looks fun tbh


Ironday

Are they trying to get a urethroplasty? Because this is how you get a urethroplasty.


BigDogProductions

Young males. That’s why. They are invincible, or so we think we are at that age. Now you are 45-50 yrs old and in pain with foggy memories. I loved it, maybe


ninazo96

This is why I purchased the breaking system when I bought my niece and nephew their zipline last Christmas. Lol


The-dark-lightskin

Because it’s fun


moneyshaker6414

I think every guy has at least one story of a time things didn’t go as planned or some would say, it was just a stupid thing to do. Can you imagine like Einstein doing something like this?, and yet I’m sure he did something ridiculous along the way of his childhood, just because. Lolololol. Or Thomas Edison calling his friends over to stick there fingers in the lite socket and then laughing about after.


Crawfishn

There a literally an identical video just posted in r/stepdadreflexes I've never even seen one of these things


A_Couple_Things

Why not?


Emanqwerty12345

I actually used to do this all the time as a kid.


OPR-Heron

I remember getting sent to the principals office doing this on elementary school. Glad it's living on


Duh-Danz

i strongly dislike people who can’t hold a camera


[deleted]

Stupid. That’s why.


Atomic-Alien

Lol they wanted a stupid prize


OMFGDrKnocers

I broke a kids arm on the playground in 4th grade doing this exact thing


aroundtown

If you ever go to Geysir in Iceland they have one of these right beside it at the campground, behind the washrooms. My two sons had a blast on it!


Jake20019

I still think this is a great idea... Not stupid what so ever. WP boys.


bbsmyth9

Gawd dog that had to hurt


Meming-Inkling

GIBBEH!! *”oof!”*


erind_jakobs

He took off


Captivating_Comment

People who film vertically should be shot.


SpinningCeiling

Mario Kart: Double Dash!!


bendrexl

Most wholesome post on this entire sub! Not that it's a high bar or anything, but still...


Ok_Solid_Copy

Even if he succeeded, the zipline's seat would have ended up up his ass


UrbanSupremacy

because of joy


weeb90000

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there go his chances of having a family


NopelessPocketWaifu

I fucking did this once and i almost got a flip bit than i fell on my shoulder


Crush-Raider

For the internet’s pleasure


Gullflyinghigh

...why not?


big-nicks-dick-muget

r/whywomenlivelonger


Ar99mean

I did that, where is my prize?


ImLostPleaseSaveMe

Even with flying off and almost dying, you know he had a blast! If something bad would have happened and he died as a result, you know he at least went out with a smile on his face dammit


SpaghettiSauce44

I don’t see what the stupid prize was that they won. This looks like the ultimate way to prove your strength and honor


_oranjuice

I felt that


Jaaacckoo

Because UK


decshot47

Me: This is dumb and has a very likely chance of hurting myself so im not gonna do it... NAH JK YEET