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SnooCats4929

Sometimes, just sometimes I wonder why on earth I follow this subreddit


LFakh

You love what you hate and hate what you love


SnooCats4929

Well said


AdventurousLong5986

Yeah


TheSurgeon83

https://youtu.be/mrIFDcOxYJg I'm not even sorry.


TheReal2M

WHAT THE FUCK


Sleepless_fxck

what… what does it take you to..?


TheReal2M

a 1 hour movie about some dude who had a huge sperm pet and it ended up eating some people idk i fast forwarded it but im scared


AquaGamingYT03

what the fuck is this? Rick and Morty??


Odd_Employer

Mine was only 23 minutes. Is there more somewhere?


Zygzen

I finished in 30 seconds


Krethon

You frighten me


Pyrochazm

A guy gets an experimental medication to help with his weak sperm. It is quite successful.


SwamiSweatSocks

I mean there were some pretty good cinematic elements at the end. A giant sperm humping the statue of liberty is something you don't see everyday.


Dodototo

Ok. You sold me. I'm watching it now.


Turkey_Teets

I appreciated Lady Liberty's titty tassles.


ScorpionTheInsect

That’s the part you chose to describe? Not the Statue of Liberty basically giving the giant sperm a lap dance? Not “This is General Bukkake. Initiate Operation Moneyshot.”?


my-dog-for-president

My favorite part: “*what smells like Ajax?*”


Fukface_Von_Clwnstik

Things can be replaced. Testicles can't.


my-dog-for-president

Lady liberty got moves!!!!!


SnooCats4929

I watched a minute n decided for my well-being to not venture further


TheSurgeon83

It's a cinematic masterpiece.


SnooCats4929

I don’t doubt it, I just feel I’m not ready yet.


SwamiSweatSocks

I think if it doesn't win a. Oscar, that would be a travesty.


bayarea_vapidtransit

Better than The Room or Birdemic?


Swampbomb

Just failed NNN


Classic_Ad5869

I want death


Borexx

Damn it. I can't watch it because it's banned at my country and all those comments made me curious


johnaross1990

You shouldn’t be, that was fucking gold


PageFault

That. Was. AMAZING!!


taco_in_the_shell

Blocked in my country. For once I should probably be glad that it is.


pelorizado83

I think I'm becoming celibate now.


Someran_Domguay

Vocel?


AnorexicPlatypus

No, I think they’re gonna be a cenobite


MiceMan391

You opened the box.... and I came.


ImaAs

*Careless whisper*


Et_me_buddy_boy

*To think that I hesitated.*


PrimarchKonradCurze

We are explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others.


ScootCW64

There wouldn't be another time since the first time will scary me so much.


justwalkinby91

What if the giant sperm that slithers out of your wang ends up becoming a docile and loyal companion and the two of you go on heart warming adventures together?


DoughDom

r/brandnewsentence


PM_ME_UR_GALLADE

You mean, having a kid? Cuz that's basically the same as keeping cum as a pet


JarRa_hello

TIHI kids now


justwalkinby91

No like it keeps the same form


lane_gug

rick and morty superman episode


ma1093

One of us is going to have to change...


Shamaur

You must have a duel


MemeJuice69

I'd be disgusted and get myself castrated


mee_mow

yeah, i'm with you. fuck that.


Skeunomorph

This sounds like an H.R. Geiger and John Waters thing, which is horrifying yet fascinating. But leaves you feeling gross.


Squarrots

David Lynch...


johnthomaslumsden

Yeah this has Eraserhead written all over it.


ElvisDumbledore

David ^Motherfucking Lynch


caffeineratt

David Lynch


parcelpimp

I wonder if we would be so cavalier as to swallow in that universe?


TheWholloper

Yeah baby eat that worm. So sexy. Chew it.


BeatrixPlz

I just want to let you know that it took everything in me not to downvote you.


Bigdongs

In another universe fear factor is doing bukkakes like this


Arkhe1n

People would need protection, like helmets


Hank_Weiser

Screw condoms, I'm getting a full hazmat suit


DrCreamAndScream

Bukkake looking like Rambo 2


PoliticalNerd87

I was fine till you said 'chew it' then I gagged.


ArchdukeOfNorge

Inevitably “chew it” would become as much of our sex slang as stuff like “suck it”. Think about the rap songs, putting stuff about “she chews” and have it not be tobacco related… **shudders* *


pulsar-beam

I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME READ THAT


ArchdukeOfNorge

Hey buddy, just imagine the thoughts I had that didn’t make it past the editing stage…


Wasatcher

I want the cliff notes of the thoughts that didn't make it last the editing stage. You sick fuck.


hamzaiswack

“Sucking my dick and she chewing the sperm, lovin the texture yeah my cum so firm”


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admiralbreastmilk

cumpling soup


Shabba273

![gif](giphy|TUCGmddm9Kbny)


Waspy_Wasp

This is the grossest thing I've read in a while


ColonelBeltSanders

Out of pocket


Arkhe1n

Thanks I hate you


SassyVikingNA

Imagine it wriggling all the way down your throat.


sudden_vore

Jokes on you that's my fetish


pulsar-beam

uh-


osirisrebel

It's not really even the wriggling tbh, it's the tickle of the tail slapping your tonsils that makes it so addictive.


Kingkongcrapper

Swimming in your stomach.


sirzack92

Tequila would be much more questionable.


BlepMaster500

What if you can feed it like a pet and make it grow?


1daysmart_1daydumb

Petsexual reproduction


AliciaTries

You'd have to keep it on a leash 24/7 in case it tries to crawl up inside someone


MakimaMyBeloved

Hehe. I exactly know what I'm going to do


Look_Mad

Makima, no!


EditPiaf

There's a Rick and Morty episode about that


Eyesmall-28

WHAT IN THE FUCKING CHERNOBYL IS THAT


10buy10

I'm gonna start using that.


SunPhoenix6

Me too


TheBackyardigirl

I as well


IamSoooDoneWithThis

Shnackies


TheSaltiestLurker

It's a mushroom


VeiiFox

ur mom lol


AliciaTries

Not yet but it will be


Kixtay

Wow.. This really brings perspective to the billions I've killed..


FUnpopularopinions

No nut forever


AdventurousLong5986

Wtf in the world is that, imagine the size of the baby


jamslaps

Heard in another post it’s a kind of mushroom, source was with it


AtomicDouche

An enokitake mushroom I believe.


142737

I think that's a rat tailed maggot


RelativelyDank

what a horrible thing to say about his son


NEWTYAG667000000000

It's actually an insult to rat tailed maggots


Bigdongs

HAIL RATMAN


daninet

I'm no rat tailed maggot expert here but google says it looks different


142737

Ahh but it's seems like some sort of maggot right


daninet

For me it looks like an albino worm with some disease


pooplolexd

It’s obviously a normal sized sperm


MemeJuice69

Its a mushroom, I saw a pan full of these


Infowarrior777

What is this . And how was this made


TheSaltiestLurker

A mushroom


Infowarrior777

Ha ha


Uths_CC

With love :)


Striking_Quote_1901

Please tell me, what the actual FUCK is that on the right, I'm serious what is it?


rhondaanaconda

[Yup](https://imgur.com/gallery/78pzn) a mushroom.


AliciaTries

Apparently it's a mushroom


BlondiestRockGod

Oh hey Plague, nice to see you too


MoogleBoy

He really needs to finish that fucking fence.


SchrodingerMil

The Great Wall of Kansas


Zombarney

I’m not surprised it’s plague in the slightest.


private_unlimited

Morty’s giant sperm


TheFatMoe

Lol, you can’t censor Plague of Gripes, he’s too much of a legend


MarbCart

This is exactly how I though sperm looked when I was a little kid. I actually remember being very concerned about what would happen if someone ejaculated anywhere besides a vagina. I imagined this whole scene where the sperm “fell onto the bed”, and the couple would just be like “Oh no, we have no idea what to do with these tadpoles on our bed, should we call someone to clean them up?” I remember thinking that everyone must just be really really careful since cleaning up tadpoles off the bed would be insane (child logic).


Slakersaver

*jazz music stops*


pavelpossiblep

*jizz music starts*


h3rp3r

[Relevant Oglaf](https://www.oglaf.com/cumsprite/) NSFW


Pennywise626

That would make waking up after a teenage wet dream really fucking scary


assburgermcmuffin

Imagine having sex with a condom and feeling this thing swinning around your pp


MemeJuice69

Imagine being a girl and feeling this squiggle up your vagina


WearADamnMask

Actually, I’m going to make it worse. Imagine being a guy and feeling these start wiggling around in your testicles when you hit puberty and no one has mentioned it as a normal part of puberty.


chris-topher

Cuming it would be weird too!


karsow2054

I got one better! Imagine being illiterate and not having had the misfortune of reading this thread


code_monkee

Imagine being anyone and feeling it squirming its way up to your stomach


MemeJuice69

I'd start chewing the lil fucker the moment it's in my mouth


Abuses-Commas

If the condom's too tight, it gets stuck in the head and just starts wiggling about inside the tip


JarRa_hello

r/sounding


SunPhoenix6

r/cursedcomments


Cockroach-brother2

Is this picture real


InternetDetective122

It's a type of mushroom with the camera at the right angle


Cockroach-brother2

Oh you my hopes down


InternetDetective122

WHAT


Cockroach-brother2

No time to talk I accidentally screwed my bum hole


MemeJuice69

Its not possible for a sperm to be this big


StephenLandis

I hope not


GraveDiggingFrog

I'd never let anybody nut anywhere near me again


hey__dan

Surprisingly, this might be the nastiest thing I’ve ever seen on this subreddit. Congrats.


brattyprincessslut

I must have lots of those swimming around in my guts


Med_Jed

Both images are equally disturbing.


justwalkinby91

Thanks for that


TheStarkfish

This reminds me of the cumsprites from the webcomic Oglaf. Imagine if the giant sperm not only flopped out onto the ground, but then went running to Billy's mom screaming "Billy's masturbating again!" so Billy has to catch each one and put them in jars to keep them quiet. -- Oglaf in a nutshell


22222killerkeks

plagueofgripes cultured man :)


GunplaGud

As soon as I saw that avatar I went *yeah that's something this unhinged individual would say*.


LFakh

You know what's even scarier? Busting a nut with a girl while both of you are virgin amateurs and seeing that one big fat sperm flopping all around the floor so she starts screeming in terror while you don't know should you kill it or work together to put it on it's way inside her because that's the onky way to have kids and you can only do it once every 3 days while the wormy spern keeps shaking and twisting like a horny bull trying to make out with a smol horse you decide to not cause your girl any horror you take the fork and dismember the white floppy snake of cum and eat it.


private_unlimited

r/cursedcomments


takethispie

>you don't know should you kill it or work together to put it on it's way inside her you've already made this post even worse, yet I really did not want to know about this possibility, god the nightmare fuel


TheChoosenMewtwo

What the duck?


IamSoooDoneWithThis

Save the cummies, make ‘em fight Winner gets to eat the egg


private_unlimited

Not sure if I came or barfed


Leprekhan88

Would you chew it or swallow it whole?


Mewt4d657774

swallow it whole


Satans_Squad

I know that's a mushroom but mark it NSFW just cause God dammit I don't wanna look at it


noodleguy803

What if different men came differently, like one is a 12 gauge and the other is a slug


dani999isthebest_lol

Thank now i hatw you


Oneofmanyadahn321

Considering the reason why the human penis is shaped the way it is I shudder to think what evolution would've gifted us if this was indeed true.


simonbleu

How could a person possibly shoot out a sperm bigger than his penis?


Harleyquincey

With a bit of blood and a lot of pride :)


Petite_Tsunami

As a female, this gives me thoughts. The pull out method would be very efficient and give a peace of mind when you can physically see it and know you won’t get pregnant. On the other hand if a guy came on my tits I would probably get strangled or if i was trying to get pregnant and had to deal with it going through the cervix I’d probably faint. I both am intrigued and hate it more.


Competitive_Alarm_69

This is a MAJOR turn off.


Gesshokuj

Good ol plague always hitting Twitter with the best takes


EvulRabbit

Well... I was eating.


TheBloodPhantom0

And what the fuck is that image


PsyanideGaming

Everyone out here be like "TIHI" In reality it's probably like, dudes would pop one out and have bets on sperm races, or something


Cheap_Particular_814

I kinda want to eat it


Motor_Picture2979

nah fr i used to think that what if all your sperm joined to make a mega sperm and leave evidence whenever i took a wank


ooOJuicyOoo

There's an entire genre of hentai called 'giant sperm' ... I'll let y'all do your own research.


lunchboxdeluxe

No. Absolutely not. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. NO. N O


_Techno_Wizard

Fun fact: Fruit flies do this. Their sperm are 1000x longer than human sperm.


H8rade

Is the whole fruitfly just a sperm with a bug costume on?


PoliticalNerd87

I'm absolutely certain some boys would save it, keep it alive for as long as possible and throw it at people.


SouljaIsSpy03

Forbidden gummy worm


Cyko_Somatic

Fucking gross, but I fucking laughed my ass off at this.


EldritchRecluse

If this was posted on the first I might have made it through no nut november... and no nut '23


TnakLss

Bet It’d feel real fucking good tho


RememberTv

Would girls still swallow.


turnpot

So what's it up to before it comes out? Is it just swimming around from ball to ball? Does it start tiny and get bigger with time? Eventually grow legs like a salamander?


sadtriceratrops

Fun fact: fruit flies do this... and their sperm are actually longer than the adult


cynderisingryffindor

What a terrible day to have eyes.


Xxblade17

Yo why tf did I follow this again


mydiversion

This might be the most horrifying thing I've seen on this sub


MuriloJCD

When the weat dream becomes a nightmare


Ary1300

Imagine shooting this in yr women's mouth only for it to flop around


ihandstandontoilet

Why the fuck are you nutting in a spoon


whatup_dogg

wait is the 2nd pic real or is it another photoshop?


Sad_ugly_loser

I am never going to masturbate ever again


DownVoteYouAll

Waldorf's clumbabies from *Drawn Together*.


The-Penitent-Wan

Imagine the sound it would make...


onlyredditwasteland

Isn't that part of the "plot" of Eraserhead?


punnotfound

No, I'm pretty sure this is something from a David Cronenberg movie.


ajver19

That sounds like it'd make ejaculation much less pleasurable if it's one big fucking worm thing coming out.


nomad9590

Lmao why even attempt to censor the info. Also this person is a youtube presence with a mildly popular twitter and such, so he is a public entertainer. Which is also what this tweet was for.


DETAILED_dank

I think there was a short film on YouTube about this. This guy jerks off and release these things and he has to kill them or they turn into him and he gest replaced. Is so fucking weird imo..