By - mynk23
This book is a parody, It’s not actually for kids. The authors also wrote “Do you want to play with my box”
And "Dee's nuts"
I was about to comment about this book
You beat me to it
Dee’s big nuts actually
Ant according to Google, different authors
When we were dating in college, I bought my wife a couple books called "Go the Fuck To Sleep" & "You Have To Fucking Eat" because she would skip meals and go sleep deprived.
And one about a girl that gets her (pet) beaver shaved
That ones my favourite
Idk if it’s the same authors, but I love “Go The Fuck to Sleep”
my favourite one is The big black cock
So they SAY... 🤔
Edit: oh get a sense of humor lol
"kicked his balls so hard, he lost one"
"end up in blue balls"
"Let me hold your ball sack so they don't drag on the ground"
I want to see Christian parents react to this now
Y'all need jesus..... **sprinkles holy water on you
\*sprinkles holy water on balls\*
Saying this would acknowledge that they were thinking dirty in the first place
The publisher is called Bum Bum Books
I'm a Christian parent, and I approve this book.
Nothing will stop me from buying a bunch of these and leaving them in the kid section of libraries.
Pretty damn sure this book is 100% satire.
We understand facetious puns.
I remember seeing a similar styled book- "Dee's big nuts"... I bet you'd hate that one too
Damnn I'll check it out
Hate? Nuh, i just got a huge laugh at it.
submitted for your approval
Not only did they know, it's flat out not a children's book. It's just a funny coffee table book, a conversation piece.
[There’s a girls version too.](https://www.amazon.com/Cifaldi-Brothers/e/B00X7H6Z84%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share)
It's the second time you say it
Actually the first. The second time was when I notified OP about it.
I hear you
I’m not clicking that
It's just a box
They must have had a good laugh before publishing it XD
They also knew how to put balls in your jaw
[They made a girls’ version too.](https://www.amazon.com/Cifaldi-Brothers/e/B00X7H6Z84%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share)
Damnnnn perfect combo
Sally is a fun person.
check out "hookers and blow save christmas"
kids dont get it and the parents get a laugh when reading it
Ohh I'll surely check it out
Ok is that an actual book, some people are just so creative but also why would you even give a book with that kind of title to a kid!?
So the book is about a tow truck and I believe a large snow blower and them working together to save Christmas or whatever. Kids won't know hooker has another meaning besides the tow truck with a hook on it.
You don’t. It’s a parody book for adults. Obviously.
That doesn't fit in Louise's mouth
It's a parody/satirical book.
I don't see how people fail to spot that.
You failed to spot sarcasm
He failed life man, give him a break.
It's definitely not a kids book but it's made to look like one as a joke.
This is wrong on so many levels.
Imagine kids around your neighbourhood talking like that I'll be ded XD
Imagine their grandparents hearing them say this lol
Oh my goodness, lol
You hate this?! I know what my nieces and nephews are getting for Christmas.
“Dee was a squirrel.”
Let me guess ... Its from the same creator from dee's big nuts?
Not sure but there is a girl version too
I love these and listen to strings of them while working.
They knew what they were doing
do you tho? 😳
I have a feeling the author knew what he was doing when writing this story
I watched it on yt, Idk if it's the same book but the one I saw was something like want to play with my balls?
Shut up Karen the book is a parody
One of the comments on here I swear is gonna end up on r/cursedcomments
i love this so much
Perspective. **PERSPECTIVE.** No sane author would actually publish that for children. OP, really bruh?
it was a fucking joke, op knew. Go look at the definition of satire
Lil late to the party.
wrong, I came back to reply to a comment as I got a notification and found this
Time stamp 0:53. Or perhaps the opening sentence would do. OP, or whomever is reading this, is misinterpreting the purpose of the book.
Reminds me of “Mary had a little pussy”
No fuck all yall my first name is actually louie. For reals no jokes.
Prove it then ‘Louie’, can you fit the balls in your mouth?
We need answers
I’m dying from laughter
r/whoosh on the gal in the video
r/theyknew for the book author because, you know, it's a satirical book
This is awesome
Search itomfoolery on YouTube he does books like this
I’m buying this book lmao
Best Christmas present for kids
Now listen with your eyes closed
You hear the true meaning
what the fuck did I just watch
welp another two minutes of life wasted
look up “Dee’s big nuts” and “who will help jack off the horse?”
I lost it at
"your dog is lickin my balls"
I have this book!
This reminds me of “Mary has a little pussy”
I have several questions
Shoot them , we have lot of experts in our sub redit that can answer XD
It’s like dee’s fat nuts
Wish I had books like that during my childhood
Then you wouldn't be kid anymore at that time
The creators aren't dumb they knew exactly what they were doing
The fact that they kept their composure is hilarious
Yeah You heard it right
Yeah that’s not a children’s book but that’s sus as hell
**What adults see vs. what kids see**
Thanks, I hate my balls...
"This is an actual children's book", no, no it's not. It's a joke. Woosh
I think i remember reading this book when I was a kid and I laughed so hard.
Thinking it was about actual balls right???
I joked about balls more then, than I do now
Honestly though if you see something wrong with this then this is totally your fault
Those rotten pedo NWO “build back better” folk just love to sexualize innocent children lately as part of a larger plan to mass groom them. It’s disgusting, demonic and Uber liberal.
[Yep. This is a parody.](https://www.amazon.com/Cifaldi-Brothers/e/B00X7H6Z84%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share)
This book is rated in the new MPAA rating: GGG
Thanks I love it
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What could be so bad about a childrens book about balls?
(sees page at 00:18)
And it just goes down and down with each page
Tbh if we all didnt gave dirty minds this book would be igh
The author knew
The only thing I hated was how this person was turning the pages- great way to damage a book.
How is nobody talking about the greasy camera lens
Too busy activating their 3 brain cells to work out if the book is satire or not
THEY KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE DOING
Look up spank the monkey lends a hand for something similar.
I would never read this to a kid, but i love it, they definitely knew what they're doing lol
They're made using an old, Schweddy family recipe.
Sally a freak
Writing these types of books has to be the easiest job out there
I use to play golf with the author, he’s hilarious
This is just a [Schweddy Balls](https://youtu.be/bPpcfH_HHH8) knockoff.
Obviously a parody but is this the " put it in her cornhole" school meeting lady that was complaining about the books in the library? It sounds just like her.
Omg, this book is true 🥜 🌰 nuts
Adults need to be entertained while they read to the kids tho
"This is an actual children's book".
Yeah, and Sausage Party was made for kids too.
WhT kind of sick joke is this lol
It’s a parody book that was written for fun
Here is a reading of the [book](https://youtu.be/8wi6dnzLcZ0)
Oh and here is a link to buy the book on [Amazon ](https://www.amazon.com/Do-You-Want-Play-Balls/dp/098594871X/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=do+you+want+to+play+with+my+balls&qid=1634982657&qsid=133-0913733-8737411&sr=8-1&sres=098594871X%2C1546423540%2C1617750255%2CB08XH2JQ5L%2C1099879965%2C108686770X%2C1946178020%2C1946178039%2C1544802080%2C1946178004%2C047339328X%2C1510761012%2C0811874559%2C0486847314)
Was your phone camera dirty? The video looks very foggy
what the actual fuck!?
Here's a very odd children's book that I found : https://youtu.be/M0JZ-oJQWIQ
With an asshole at the end for an added touch.
So no one’ going to talk about how they suddenly became communist halfway through?
They sound like they had a straight face the whole time they were reading this book. I’d start laughing immediately after reading the first page.
I actually have this book (i collect humor books that go over kids heads)
This is a creative way to be horny lmao-
Thanks, I hate your smudgy camera.
There are so many parody children books out there exactly like this. I don’t even slightly smile they are not creative and the humor is so on the nose and lame ro me. Not to mention sexualizing children is weird af.