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Sad_ugly_loser

This book is a parody, It’s not actually for kids. The authors also wrote “Do you want to play with my box”


Surfing_Arrokuda

And "Dee's nuts"


da_lobster

I was about to comment about this book You beat me to it


urboijon09

Dee’s big nuts actually


dickcooter

Ant according to Google, different authors


IntermetallicAM

When we were dating in college, I bought my wife a couple books called "Go the Fuck To Sleep" & "You Have To Fucking Eat" because she would skip meals and go sleep deprived.


James324285241990

And one about a girl that gets her (pet) beaver shaved


LeviGabeman666

That ones my favourite


Cadet_Carrot

Idk if it’s the same authors, but I love “Go The Fuck to Sleep”


Harmonic_Gear

my favourite one is The big black cock


urboijon09

BBC news…


Super-Branz-Gang

So they SAY... 🤔 Edit: oh get a sense of humor lol


DingDongInHalf

"kicked his balls so hard, he lost one" "end up in blue balls" "Let me hold your ball sack so they don't drag on the ground" I want to see Christian parents react to this now


mynk23

Y'all need jesus..... **sprinkles holy water on you


Nopealope06

\*sprinkles holy water on balls\*


alivilie

Saying this would acknowledge that they were thinking dirty in the first place


Evilmaze

The publisher is called Bum Bum Books


Chaka747

I'm a Christian parent, and I approve this book.


swifttek360

Nothing will stop me from buying a bunch of these and leaving them in the kid section of libraries.


Chaka747

Love it!


donorak7

Pretty damn sure this book is 100% satire.


flamebroiledhodor

We understand facetious puns.


Vera1727

I remember seeing a similar styled book- "Dee's big nuts"... I bet you'd hate that one too


mynk23

Damnn I'll check it out


Catomax26

Hate? Nuh, i just got a huge laugh at it.


midnightdryder

submitted for your approval [http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/who-will-toss-my-salad-7633-1296087090-4.jpg](http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/who-will-toss-my-salad-7633-1296087090-4.jpg)


DidjTerminator

r/theyknew


rongvk83

Not only did they know, it's flat out not a children's book. It's just a funny coffee table book, a conversation piece.


SacredSpirit1337

[There’s a girls version too.](https://www.amazon.com/Cifaldi-Brothers/e/B00X7H6Z84%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share)


Catomax26

It's the second time you say it


SacredSpirit1337

Actually the first. The second time was when I notified OP about it.


mynk23

I hear you


WavyyTopaz64

I’m not clicking that


over_clox

It's just a box


mynk23

They must have had a good laugh before publishing it XD


testedbeast551

They also knew how to put balls in your jaw


SacredSpirit1337

[They made a girls’ version too.](https://www.amazon.com/Cifaldi-Brothers/e/B00X7H6Z84%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share)


mynk23

Damnnnn perfect combo


bruteski226

Sally is a fun person.


The_Dimestore_Saints

check out "hookers and blow save christmas" kids dont get it and the parents get a laugh when reading it


mynk23

Ohh I'll surely check it out


funnystuff4792

Ok is that an actual book, some people are just so creative but also why would you even give a book with that kind of title to a kid!?


The_Dimestore_Saints

So the book is about a tow truck and I believe a large snow blower and them working together to save Christmas or whatever. Kids won't know hooker has another meaning besides the tow truck with a hook on it.


Chinapig

You don’t. It’s a parody book for adults. Obviously.


over_clox

Balls


mynk23

That doesn't fit in Louise's mouth


TheMightyJohnFu

It's a parody/satirical book. I don't see how people fail to spot that.


mynk23

You failed to spot sarcasm


urboijon09

He failed life man, give him a break.


Evilmaze

It's definitely not a kids book but it's made to look like one as a joke.


cokes88

Benoit


dominiqlane

This is wrong on so many levels.


mynk23

Imagine kids around your neighbourhood talking like that I'll be ded XD


LONEWOPF77700

Imagine their grandparents hearing them say this lol


bliston78

Oh my goodness, lol


GetsTrimAPlenty

You hate this?! I know what my nieces and nephews are getting for Christmas.


over_clox

Balls?


mynk23

Holup.... O_o


heyimdang

“Dee was a squirrel.”


pedrinhogameplays404

Let me guess ... Its from the same creator from dee's big nuts?


mynk23

Not sure but there is a girl version too


dickcooter

Different authors


biyotee

I love these and listen to strings of them while working.


Kelly2305

They knew what they were doing


_NoOneSleepInTokyo_

do you tho? 😳


Diabeetus-times-2

I have a feeling the author knew what he was doing when writing this story


L8rsH8rs

"sure"


vinicraftmaster

I watched it on yt, Idk if it's the same book but the one I saw was something like want to play with my balls?


Auronku85

Shut up Karen the book is a parody


L00_Pie

Interesting...


Dinomon-10

One of the comments on here I swear is gonna end up on r/cursedcomments


mynk23

For sure


noob2889

Wtf 🤣


Nopealope06

i love this so much


Quirky_m8

Perspective. **PERSPECTIVE.** No sane author would actually publish that for children. OP, really bruh?


urboijon09

it was a fucking joke, op knew. Go look at the definition of satire


Quirky_m8

Lil late to the party.


urboijon09

wrong, I came back to reply to a comment as I got a notification and found this


Quirky_m8

Time stamp 0:53. Or perhaps the opening sentence would do. OP, or whomever is reading this, is misinterpreting the purpose of the book.


Celeste1357

Reminds me of “Mary had a little pussy”


ExcellentSpecific409

No fuck all yall my first name is actually louie. For reals no jokes.


DertHorsBoi

Prove it then ‘Louie’, can you fit the balls in your mouth?


mynk23

We need answers


Rayluce

I’m dying from laughter


IntermetallicAM

r/whoosh on the gal in the video r/theyknew for the book author because, you know, it's a satirical book


CognitiveNerd1701

This is awesome


mynk23

ikr


_-_-_-_WORDZ_-_-_-_

Search itomfoolery on YouTube he does books like this


chose_this

I’m buying this book lmao


mynk23

Best Christmas present for kids


CrazyStuntsMan

Now listen with your eyes closed


mynk23

You hear the true meaning


The_MemeLoving_Gamer

what the fuck did I just watch welp another two minutes of life wasted


mynk23

Welcome aboard


tonythegodultra2

look up “Dee’s big nuts” and “who will help jack off the horse?”


jd454

r/theyknew


locosss

I lost it at "your dog is lickin my balls"


mynk23

Dog sus


seaceepea

I have this book!


OwnYesterday3121

This reminds me of “Mary has a little pussy”


xXIronMan780

I have several questions


mynk23

Shoot them , we have lot of experts in our sub redit that can answer XD


mugwunp

It’s like dee’s fat nuts


fanhex6669

Wish I had books like that during my childhood


mynk23

Then you wouldn't be kid anymore at that time


funnystuff4792

The creators aren't dumb they knew exactly what they were doing


IntermetallicAM

r/theyknew


Enough-Initiative834

The fact that they kept their composure is hilarious


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mynk23

![gif](giphy|G69ppOWxrjzXVyhu73|downsized) Yeah You heard it right


shix718

Yeah that’s not a children’s book but that’s sus as hell


Pog_Poggers

**What adults see vs. what kids see**


yashdesh

Thanks, I hate my balls...


iamthesunset

"This is an actual children's book", no, no it's not. It's a joke. Woosh


FrHendo

I think i remember reading this book when I was a kid and I laughed so hard.


mynk23

Thinking it was about actual balls right???


FrHendo

I joked about balls more then, than I do now


GoyangiStudios32

Honestly though if you see something wrong with this then this is totally your fault


StarBoyManChild

Those rotten pedo NWO “build back better” folk just love to sexualize innocent children lately as part of a larger plan to mass groom them. It’s disgusting, demonic and Uber liberal.


IntermetallicAM

r/whoosh


DingDongInHalf

u/savevideobot


megadogia

u/savevideobot


JesusOfSurbaria

u/savevideobot


Mr_Obvious360

https://www.reddit.com/r/theyknew/


SacredSpirit1337

[Yep. This is a parody.](https://www.amazon.com/Cifaldi-Brothers/e/B00X7H6Z84%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share)


rat_cook_manderly

This book is rated in the new MPAA rating: GGG


Puppetmaster634

Thanks I love it


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r/TILI


Tim5corpion

What could be so bad about a childrens book about balls? (sees page at 00:18) okay then!


mynk23

And it just goes down and down with each page


catgo2

u/SaveVideo


Coz_connected

Tbh if we all didnt gave dirty minds this book would be igh


kwack250

u/savevideo


-peanutgallery-

The author knew


borkelsnop

The only thing I hated was how this person was turning the pages- great way to damage a book.


Ravenwood03

u/SaveVideo


Dieplop

u/savevideo


zizovo

u/savevideobot


AC_XMW

How is nobody talking about the greasy camera lens


TazDingoYes

Too busy activating their 3 brain cells to work out if the book is satire or not


Godhelpmeplease12

THEY KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE DOING


mynk23

Indeed


IamAcracker69

Look up spank the monkey lends a hand for something similar.


vitria_R

I would never read this to a kid, but i love it, they definitely knew what they're doing lol


barbecue_invader

They're made using an old, Schweddy family recipe.


BigBadBadness

Sally a freak


Astalos1603

Writing these types of books has to be the easiest job out there


chemtranslator

I use to play golf with the author, he’s hilarious


SappySoulTaker

Lol nice


Imnotherp

u/savevideo


Resident-Coffee3242

WTF 😳


Filmcricket

This is just a [Schweddy Balls](https://youtu.be/bPpcfH_HHH8) knockoff.


LochBessMonsta

Obviously a parody but is this the " put it in her cornhole" school meeting lady that was complaining about the books in the library? It sounds just like her.


Visibly_Confuzled

u/savevideo


CrotteXpk

Omg, this book is true 🥜 🌰 nuts


AStinkySock

u/savevideobot


Pyroluminous

Adults need to be entertained while they read to the kids tho


D15c0untMD

u/savevideobot


chobbo

"This is an actual children's book". Yeah, and Sausage Party was made for kids too.


Kaffio

u/savevideo


Sketchanie

r/theyknew


Big_Jury_1192

u/savevideobot


BenniScout24

u/savevideo


IMmortal_Llamakk

WhT kind of sick joke is this lol


jordtand

It’s a parody book that was written for fun Here is a reading of the [book](https://youtu.be/8wi6dnzLcZ0) Oh and here is a link to buy the book on [Amazon ](https://www.amazon.com/Do-You-Want-Play-Balls/dp/098594871X/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=do+you+want+to+play+with+my+balls&qid=1634982657&qsid=133-0913733-8737411&sr=8-1&sres=098594871X%2C1546423540%2C1617750255%2CB08XH2JQ5L%2C1099879965%2C108686770X%2C1946178020%2C1946178039%2C1544802080%2C1946178004%2C047339328X%2C1510761012%2C0811874559%2C0486847314)


YerManOverDayer

u/savevideo


red_quinn

Was your phone camera dirty? The video looks very foggy


wolf_3500

what the actual fuck!?


SoulfullGinger

Here's a very odd children's book that I found : https://youtu.be/M0JZ-oJQWIQ


GokuBeatsVageta100

With an asshole at the end for an added touch.


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u/SaveVideo


RealNavyDave

So no one’ going to talk about how they suddenly became communist halfway through?


ThatWelrdKidinClass

They sound like they had a straight face the whole time they were reading this book. I’d start laughing immediately after reading the first page.


4ElementsBentByMe

I actually have this book (i collect humor books that go over kids heads)


UrhoKekkonen69

u/savevideo


MuayThaiYeeter

u/savevideo


Iwant_A_Burrito

This is a creative way to be horny lmao-


TeamSteele88

Thanks, I hate your smudgy camera.


atlbabie

There are so many parody children books out there exactly like this. I don’t even slightly smile they are not creative and the humor is so on the nose and lame ro me. Not to mention sexualizing children is weird af.