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2.0 screaming at Bryan Danielson to stay away from Daniel Garcia: “You’re trying to break up our happy home!?”

2.0 screaming at Bryan Danielson to stay away from Daniel Garcia: “You’re trying to break up our happy home!?”

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bayleysgal1996

I feel like this exchange has to happen someday: Jeff: you can’t have our son! Bryan: I… don’t want your son? Matt: how dare you not want our son?!


thecheat420

Matt: "Our son's not good enough for you?" Bryan: "No, of course he is. He's great!" Jeff: "SEE! I knew you wanted him!"


ftblSR

Taz: "Keep Team Taz's name out of your mouth" Bryan: "..." Matt: "..." Jeff: "..."


thecheat420

Punk: "...Team Taz." Taz" "WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU!?


throwawaitnine

Punk: Where's my orange long bois?


amooneyham88

Lol


buddyhollybenhur

It's like the Brasseye pedo special where Chris Morris gets shocked that a pedophile (played by Simon Pegg) doesn't find his son attractive.


TheTwitteringMachine

[He's been getting away with it in Sheffield for 12 years.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESVOF6DScKQ)


MrFoffof

'He's not my type.' One of the best comic lines in history.


PilotSSB

Wait. Are 2.0's first names the same as the Hardy's. And if so, how am I only finding this out now?!


Dudleyboypete

>YOU'RE AMERICAN SHIT God fucking damnit lol.


kb_klash

This is funny all around but I laughed my ass off at that. The pencil made it so much funnier.


MrCappie

“Don’t you have kids of your own?” That was great. I love these guys.


LoudKingCrow

Don't you have Birdie?


Mac_094

I adore these two dorks


robo3687

These 2 have quickly become some new favourites. They’re great fun.


YoungCubSaysWoof

Someone said they are like the IIconics, and I couldn’t love the comparison more!


Miami3O5

they should have these two join commentary for one of DG's matches on Dark or Elevation, they'd be hilarious to listen to


SnappleFact384

This idea is so chaotic and I love it.


Joshxotv

Please someday give me a segment with 2.0 and the IIconics


Ed_Vilon

I think we'd finally solve our energy crisis in the world. Fuck petrol. Just give those two a segment and we'll be set until the inevitable heat death.


ArkAngelHFB

I need a promo and mid way through the IIconics just kinda walk in from off screen and join in and no one address they were not there before.


authenticsmoothjazz

you got a journalism for that marvez???


The_Homie_J

"You think you can just appear anywhere at any time, Marvez?! YOU GOTTA BE JOAKING ME!!"


QueeferRavena

Gonna be interesting to see who breaks first if that happens. Betting Peyton/Cassie does lol


brlc14

Cassie breaks right away in most cases. This wouldn't be any different.


TJ_McWeaksauce

The weird thing is, I've been watching the IInspiration's podcast, and for some reason it hasn't filled the void left by the IIconics. However, 2.0 has. Go figure.


LSines2015

I am so desperate for this. As soon as they started getting TV time in NXT, I was like “omg they’re just a male version of The IIconics”. The IIconics would be amazing on BTE.


The_Cheffinton

Holy shit the thing I never realized that I wanted


MclovinBuddha

For two guys who don’t do cocaine, they’ve mastered the coked up 80s promo


brlc14

That makes it even more impressive and kind of scary.


Mantuantu

Why were they being wasted in nxt lol


QueeferRavena

right? Ever rise was so fucking bland, but they've been in AEW for like 2 months and they're already must-see TV


cactusmaac

The segment where Matt Lee invited Raquel Gonzalez to take a swing at him and she absolutely decked him was beautiful.


Hi_Im_zack

They still had some great segments on NXT but I agree, they're a much fit in AEW


cactusmaac

The segment where Matt Lee invited Raquel Gonzalez to take a swing at him and she absolutely decked him was beautiful.


aerojovi83

They were really starting to hit a stride right before they got cut. One of the more bizarre cuts of recent memory honestly.


kaichou_dp

Daniel Garcia on a pole match WHEN


Squidiculouss

THIN ICE!


miserablefishes

Big Bulk & Skull energy


Breakfours

Well, I can't unsee that ever again now. And I mean that in the best way possible.


CancelTheHam

Holy shit this is spot on


DJWigglyBits

These 2 are amazing. I had never heard of 2.0 until the came to AEW. I wasn't a big NXT guy, nor an independent wrestling connoisseur . I was mostly a "WWE guy". I have come to realize I am truly an American Shit.


kobrakalmani

I haven't kept up with the indies, so I'm wondering if 2.0 had some kind of association with Daniel Garcia outside of AEW? Or is this their first time pairing up? Either way, I like the group chemistry, maybe a testament to 2.0.


Pylons

Nope, not really! Tony Khan kinda does this a lot where he'll pair people up that turn out to have a whole lot of chemistry together. He's pretty good at it.


BalantaBanter

The Acclaimed is an all-time great example. I don't know how he does it


OmegaJad

When I first saw the acclaimed I thought they were teaming for years on the indy circuit, they are great together.


jimmi_vandelay

Haha i love that story ", ok, do they even like each other? I have an idea"


Passwordis12

The Acclaimed and Men of the Year are two notable examples.


never4ever4

I hope one day we get a Trios with these guys and Kevin Owens.


SleepyLink12

I’ll never forget how KO instantly perked up seeing them at NXT that one time he was on commentary.


TalesFromDaCRYPT0

Oh damn does anyone have a clip of this? I would love to see/hear it


Thirdstar1

Nooo, Imagine them and Sami.


asilentspeaker

You watch this and in the back of my mind, I have to wonder how WWE fucked this up. They have so much easy charisma.


HelluvaDeke

Their promos are too much pro wrestling and not enough sports entertainment.


sourseas

People are always talking about Matt Lee's big coked up energy in promos and how he stands out to them, but it was Jeff Parker who started and totally made this bit for me. "You got Birdie," as a response to Matt asking about Bryan having his own kids was great.


MarkyLosChe

First Danielson wants to sneak into Gable's life and assume fatherhood and now attempts to steal 2.0's baby from them? What the hell is wrong with that American Shit!


Weezy-NJPW_Fan

That damn Bryan is a home wrecker!


Lenny_guy12

I really enjoy these two


hikingbeginner

Does Bryan want a taste???! HUH?!


wgsmeister2002

These two are filling the void Jeri-KO left when they broke up. Love these motherfuckers


VagrantShadow

God I'd love to see a promo of this on Dynamite.


skramt

Now I want to see Danielson vs son Daniel.


OlSnickerdoodle

please Bryan, these two dads just want what's best for their boy


Fabulous_Diamond_656

Custody of Daniel Ladder Match Book it, Tony


SuperStealthOTL

I appreciate the Montreal Expos hat.


ecock5902

Matt Lee is genuinely the funniest person in wrestling right now


rexmundi69

2.0 is hilarious to me. I've rapidly grown to love them. Bryan is a goddamn homewrecker. I do hope he adopts Garcia, Moriarty, and Yuta. Would make one hell of a Dragon Dojo.


universalcrush

LMFAOOOO I love 2.0 so fuckin much


MSTRSYS

wtf I like 2.0 now


JamieHayterMark

These guys are my favorite act right now. 2.0 rules


FlewInFromStupidTown

I love 2.0, but they should leave the taking of adults as their children to The Way.


HeadSpinner

So strange that people downvoted this joke lol


devosquid242

Best fn jobbers since Brooklyn Brawler, Horrowitz and Gilberg. Love 2.0


devosquid242

Wait, is this why 2.0 is now called "2Point0" on socials and on tv, because of WWE's lame bright studio rebranding of NXT?


sergeial

I hate dumb digs at WWE in AEW promos, but I would make an exception for "What? We leave, and you rename the show after us? Who does that?"


devosquid242

I could totally see that. I personally don't even get the name "2.0" as they used to also be known as "3.0", besides Ever Rise. I never really saw them til they debuted on Dynamite and then went back and saw their act on youtube clips from NXT. Matt Lee definitely is a great promo. As far as digs on WWE, MJF on tonight's Elevation episode said he'll take on anyone, "even if they came from VKM".


Aishman

Because it's easier to google/look up than just 2.0.


zaprowsdower13

Ha ha "American shit.....AMERICAN SHIT!"


SteinerLine

These guys are very entertaining.


dougwertz

Wait. 2.0 has a YouTube channel or something?


noaliciaigotkeyes

Whenever Steen and Sami show up in AEW the face off with these two is going to blow the roof off the building. Then Steen package piledrives Sami and joins the elite.


Tinheart2137

Ladder match for custody over Daniel Garcia confirmed!


Prophet6000

I like these guys.


BlueEyesBryantDragon

These guys have really grown on me since they showed up. I didn't really watch NXT at all, especially during their time there, but they're great. I'd love to see them go at it with Best Friends after Trent? comes back from his neck surgery.


amooneyham88

2.0 has been one of my favorite random signings. Didn't see them in NXT or their indie run. God they're great. I can see them as tag champs one day. Would love for them to feud with the young bucks, FTR, Lucha Bros, Best friends, and Santana & Ortiz. So pretty much all the top teams lol.


Doomray

I’m hoping we get a solid American Dragon/Red Death match. Danielson wins but is surprised by the skill of the young Daniel Garcia. He helps him up and takes Garcia under his wing. They start feuding with Mox. Eddies off doin something or other. Mox has fighting spirit and a love of violence but he is overwhelmed by the technical prowess of Danielson/Garcia. Enter Shooter. Shota Umino!! Top guys and their sons.


Christ_I_AM

Garcia is Danielson's child like Chad Gable. How dare 2.0 keep him away from his father.


notquite20characters

I love those hosers.


Fight4Ever

2.0 has rapidly become my favorite promo because it feels like halfway through anything they are trying to say the cocaine kicks in.


frmthefuture

#AmericanShit


CubaGoodingIII

Jesus Christ these guys are hilarious. They should beat the Lucha Brothers immediately.