2.0 screaming at Bryan Danielson to stay away from Daniel Garcia: “You’re trying to break up our happy home!?”
By - Strike_Gently
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I feel like this exchange has to happen someday:
Jeff: you can’t have our son!
Bryan: I… don’t want your son?
Matt: how dare you not want our son?!
Matt: "Our son's not good enough for you?"
Bryan: "No, of course he is. He's great!"
Jeff: "SEE! I knew you wanted him!"
Taz: "Keep Team Taz's name out of your mouth"
Punk: "...Team Taz."
Taz" "WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU!?
Punk: Where's my orange long bois?
It's like the Brasseye pedo special where Chris Morris gets shocked that a pedophile (played by Simon Pegg) doesn't find his son attractive.
[He's been getting away with it in Sheffield for 12 years.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESVOF6DScKQ)
'He's not my type.'
One of the best comic lines in history.
Wait. Are 2.0's first names the same as the Hardy's. And if so, how am I only finding this out now?!
>YOU'RE AMERICAN SHIT
God fucking damnit lol.
This is funny all around but I laughed my ass off at that. The pencil made it so much funnier.
“Don’t you have kids of your own?” That was great. I love these guys.
Don't you have Birdie?
I adore these two dorks
These 2 have quickly become some new favourites. They’re great fun.
Someone said they are like the IIconics, and I couldn’t love the comparison more!
they should have these two join commentary for one of DG's matches on Dark or Elevation, they'd be hilarious to listen to
This idea is so chaotic and I love it.
Please someday give me a segment with 2.0 and the IIconics
I think we'd finally solve our energy crisis in the world. Fuck petrol. Just give those two a segment and we'll be set until the inevitable heat death.
I need a promo and mid way through the IIconics just kinda walk in from off screen and join in and no one address they were not there before.
you got a journalism for that marvez???
"You think you can just appear anywhere at any time, Marvez?! YOU GOTTA BE JOAKING ME!!"
Gonna be interesting to see who breaks first if that happens. Betting Peyton/Cassie does lol
Cassie breaks right away in most cases. This wouldn't be any different.
The weird thing is, I've been watching the IInspiration's podcast, and for some reason it hasn't filled the void left by the IIconics. However, 2.0 has.
I am so desperate for this. As soon as they started getting TV time in NXT, I was like “omg they’re just a male version of The IIconics”. The IIconics would be amazing on BTE.
Holy shit the thing I never realized that I wanted
For two guys who don’t do cocaine, they’ve mastered the coked up 80s promo
That makes it even more impressive and kind of scary.
Why were they being wasted in nxt lol
right? Ever rise was so fucking bland, but they've been in AEW for like 2 months and they're already must-see TV
The segment where Matt Lee invited Raquel Gonzalez to take a swing at him and she absolutely decked him was beautiful.
They still had some great segments on NXT but I agree, they're a much fit in AEW
They were really starting to hit a stride right before they got cut. One of the more bizarre cuts of recent memory honestly.
Daniel Garcia on a pole match WHEN
Big Bulk & Skull energy
Well, I can't unsee that ever again now. And I mean that in the best way possible.
Holy shit this is spot on
These 2 are amazing.
I had never heard of 2.0 until the came to AEW. I wasn't a big NXT guy, nor an independent wrestling connoisseur . I was mostly a "WWE guy".
I have come to realize I am truly an American Shit.
I haven't kept up with the indies, so I'm wondering if 2.0 had some kind of association with Daniel Garcia outside of AEW?
Or is this their first time pairing up?
Either way, I like the group chemistry, maybe a testament to 2.0.
Nope, not really! Tony Khan kinda does this a lot where he'll pair people up that turn out to have a whole lot of chemistry together. He's pretty good at it.
The Acclaimed is an all-time great example. I don't know how he does it
When I first saw the acclaimed I thought they were teaming for years on the indy circuit, they are great together.
Haha i love that story ", ok, do they even like each other? I have an idea"
The Acclaimed and Men of the Year are two notable examples.
I hope one day we get a Trios with these guys and Kevin Owens.
I’ll never forget how KO instantly perked up seeing them at NXT that one time he was on commentary.
Oh damn does anyone have a clip of this? I would love to see/hear it
Nooo, Imagine them and Sami.
You watch this and in the back of my mind, I have to wonder how WWE fucked this up. They have so much easy charisma.
Their promos are too much pro wrestling and not enough sports entertainment.
People are always talking about Matt Lee's big coked up energy in promos and how he stands out to them, but it was Jeff Parker who started and totally made this bit for me.
"You got Birdie," as a response to Matt asking about Bryan having his own kids was great.
First Danielson wants to sneak into Gable's life and assume fatherhood and now attempts to steal 2.0's baby from them? What the hell is wrong with that American Shit!
That damn Bryan is a home wrecker!
I really enjoy these two
Does Bryan want a taste???! HUH?!
These two are filling the void Jeri-KO left when they broke up.
Love these motherfuckers
God I'd love to see a promo of this on Dynamite.
Now I want to see Danielson vs son Daniel.
please Bryan, these two dads just want what's best for their boy
Custody of Daniel Ladder Match
Book it, Tony
I appreciate the Montreal Expos hat.
Matt Lee is genuinely the funniest person in wrestling right now
2.0 is hilarious to me. I've rapidly grown to love them.
Bryan is a goddamn homewrecker. I do hope he adopts Garcia, Moriarty, and Yuta. Would make one hell of a Dragon Dojo.
LMFAOOOO I love 2.0 so fuckin much
wtf I like 2.0 now
These guys are my favorite act right now. 2.0 rules
I love 2.0, but they should leave the taking of adults as their children to The Way.
So strange that people downvoted this joke lol
Best fn jobbers since Brooklyn Brawler, Horrowitz and Gilberg. Love 2.0
Wait, is this why 2.0 is now called "2Point0" on socials and on tv, because of WWE's lame bright studio rebranding of NXT?
I hate dumb digs at WWE in AEW promos, but I would make an exception for "What? We leave, and you rename the show after us? Who does that?"
I could totally see that. I personally don't even get the name "2.0" as they used to also be known as "3.0", besides Ever Rise. I never really saw them til they debuted on Dynamite and then went back and saw their act on youtube clips from NXT. Matt Lee definitely is a great promo. As far as digs on WWE, MJF on tonight's Elevation episode said he'll take on anyone, "even if they came from VKM".
Because it's easier to google/look up than just 2.0.
Ha ha "American shit.....AMERICAN SHIT!"
These guys are very entertaining.
Wait. 2.0 has a YouTube channel or something?
Whenever Steen and Sami show up in AEW the face off with these two is going to blow the roof off the building.
Then Steen package piledrives Sami and joins the elite.
Ladder match for custody over Daniel Garcia confirmed!
I like these guys.
These guys have really grown on me since they showed up. I didn't really watch NXT at all, especially during their time there, but they're great. I'd love to see them go at it with Best Friends after Trent? comes back from his neck surgery.
2.0 has been one of my favorite random signings. Didn't see them in NXT or their indie run. God they're great. I can see them as tag champs one day. Would love for them to feud with the young bucks, FTR, Lucha Bros, Best friends, and Santana & Ortiz. So pretty much all the top teams lol.
I’m hoping we get a solid American Dragon/Red Death match. Danielson wins but is surprised by the skill of the young Daniel Garcia. He helps him up and takes Garcia under his wing. They start feuding with Mox. Eddies off doin something or other. Mox has fighting spirit and a love of violence but he is overwhelmed by the technical prowess of Danielson/Garcia. Enter Shooter. Shota Umino!! Top guys and their sons.
Garcia is Danielson's child like Chad Gable. How dare 2.0 keep him away from his father.
I love those hosers.
2.0 has rapidly become my favorite promo because it feels like halfway through anything they are trying to say the cocaine kicks in.
Jesus Christ these guys are hilarious. They should beat the Lucha Brothers immediately.