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CM Punk when asked why he's ducking HOOK:" He's underage"

CM Punk when asked why he's ducking HOOK:" He's underage"

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DTG_420

Hooks 22. It makes me mad that I remember hearing about Taz having a son back then because I’m so old


Wade_boggs_65th_beer

I was in Disney world on a family vacation around 18 years ago, near the height of ecw enough that Taz was me hero. Anyway my family and his rode the boat from our hotel to the park or something together, I was too scared to say anything, but I held the door for him and his family, ill never forget him saying " thank you brother" never would've that that little 4 year old kid would've grown up to be Hook


digittydog_socko

Don’t act like you didn’t read that “thank you brother” without his Taz accent.


Tyrrazhii

Thank you brudda


Investihater

It’s called a Tazcent


Saiyan_On_Psycedelic

Damn. You could have died.


StonewallJackoff

Hook is his shoot son?


DTG_420

Yes


DecentTop1084

But Hook isn't underage. PUNK FEARS HOOK


Jiggyx42

I didn't realize how much older Hook is than John Silver


DecentTop1084

HUH? Hook is 22 and John is 30


Bouche__032

He’s just a kid!


ubnub82

Whatever happened there


DecentTop1084

OHH


Actual_Dingus

Silver? He's just a kid!


SanjiBlackLeg

Punk will shit himself again in a match vs HOOK. Honestly, I feel sorry for a young upstart of AEW being decimated by HOOK.


RaidenHero137

Punk was out there quoting Taz with the whole "survive if it let you" thing but we all know its "survive if Hook lets you!"


Museumly1

PATHETIC PUNK IS DUCKING HANDSOME HOOK WHO A LOT OF REALLY SMART FOLKS ARE SAYING IS BETTER THAN PUNK HAS EVER BEEN. SAD!


subcow

Bigly.


RikurRurik

The future is now, old man!


rexmundi69

The Autumn of HOOK >The Summer of Punk.


SanjiBlackLeg

*The Millennium of HOOK


abbieisfivefour

The Hookennium


Amazing_Karnage

The Age of HOOK.


vitorsly

The Aeon of HOOK


P1ne4pple8

Hot Autumn Hook


KingMazzieri

Show yourselves, Hookers!


SanjiBlackLeg

😎🤙I'm a hooker 😎🤙


f1-11

/r/HookerGang


BelieveInRollins

🪝🪝


msctex

To the streets!


TamalGrandeJr

HOOKER GANG


BullBuchanansTie

Hook would beat Punk in any sport. Wrestling. MMA. Lacrosse. The big three.


Suitable-Golf6937

How does that list not include curling, paper football, or that thing where the dogs run the obstacle course


Jiggyx42

Maybe not paper football because HOOK only flicks dimes


EffysBiggestStan

I had no idea Hook was a college lax bro! That's kinda awesome!!! LFG HOOK!!!


bayleysgal1996

Look, I know he looks like a teen heartthrob straight out of mid 00’s Tiger Beat, but Hook’s an adult. Punk fears Hook.


RaidenHero137

>teen heartthrob straight out of mid 00’s Tiger Beat thats a throwback!


Abyssalstar

Fresh off his boy band's newest LP: "Girl, You Got Hooked!"


MarquisDesMoines

Let's not forget his debut single "4 All My Hookerz"


Suitable-Golf6937

It’s gonna be weird when everyone starts shouting “I’m a HOOKER!” Before and after AEW shows


The_Crying_Banana

The t-shirts sell themselves!


pmIfNeedOrWantToTalk

Add a black and white picture of Hook in his hoodie and you're golden!


ZawaGames

>I know he looks like a teen heartthrob straight out of mid 00’s Tiger Beat Weren't most of them too? Weren't these boy bands full of 20 somethings? Looked up two, Kevin from BSB was 27 when Millennium came out. But Nick Carter was 17-18. So I guess jury is out either way.


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sourseas

HOOK is inevitable.


Suitable-Golf6937

You could not live with your own failure. Where did it bring you? Back to HOOK.


Amazing_Karnage

Dread him. Run from him. HOOK arrives all the same.


Bigboi88888

Punk fears Hook.


Brooklyn2LA

Chicago Phil lying about HOOKs age because he’s a COWARD! #SAD


Anderrrrr

CHAD HOOK VS VIRGIN PUNK


patrickwithtraffic

[Gonna need a version of this meme template updated accordingly](https://imgur.com/TAgUF0B)


SanjiBlackLeg

Hooker Sleeper will make Punk go to sleep.


tr3yrey

Punk fears Hook 🪝


FlashesOfDarkonda

Coward.


_Wado3000

Quieter


CerebroHOTS

^Coward.


gamehawk0704

#QUIETER


ab316_1punchd

#COWARD.


Strike_Gently

Phil stared directly at my “**PUNK FEARS HOOK**” sign on Wednesday. He knows what’s good for him. [I kid you not, he was staring my sign down this entire time. A few people around me were pointing at the sign to get his attention.](https://streamable.com/xy7dvo)


msctex

Next as an experiment do a, “PHIL FEARS HOOK” sign.


callin_ballin

HOOK > BROOKS


Weezy-NJPW_Fan

Why else did Punk not mention HOOK’s name when he was running down Team Taz in that promo the other night? Coward.


msctex

Veteran experience, self-preservation, common sense...Take your pick. The guy is diving back into the water after being on dry land for a very long time. Why go kick the shark?


Fluffy_Godzilla

I know it's his real name but calling him Phil just feels wrong.


SanjiBlackLeg

Phil Brooks, but HOOK hooks. He will hook'em with a Hooker Sleeper. Phil sees the GOAT and knows what's coming.


Strike_Gently

He deserves it.


reflUX_cAtalyst

He doesn't like people who aren't close on a personal level to call him Phil. He won't acknowledge you in public if you call him Phil.


Strike_Gently

Once he hears what I have to say that piece a shit won’t acknowledge me anyway.


DirectAdvertising

Roman? Is that you?


DirectAdvertising

Picture of the sign? If you still have it?


Strike_Gently

https://twitter.com/strike_gently/status/1441502610364801026?s=21


MyDarkWish

That dragon sleeper gave him nightmares so it's natural he'd make an excuse


SanjiBlackLeg

It's a Hooker Sleeper


ribbitrob

Punk tapped


juniSMASH

Punk's arms are just too short to box with HOOK.


ccclix

I audibly laughed. Thank you.


el_sh33p

Thread flair cracked me up.


JakeTheCake714

Hook will buy Punk’s house


Sir-Cadogan

I remember watching an interview with Punk recently (I think it was the Wrestling Perspective podcast with Lars Frederiksen from Rancid) where they were talking about the fans and he jokes "Well, you know, they did buy my house. But I wish they'd chip in on the fuckin' bills."


JohnMaddening

He's 22? Why does he look younger than Top Flight and Julia Hart?


sporkshadow

Boy band effect. If you told me Hook was 16 I would believe it.


ccclix

I thought he was...


Amazing_Karnage

Punk thought so too.


callin_ballin

We all bought his house but HOOK built it


yahibachi

By gawd HOOK gonna make Punk take his ball and go home again!!


brlc14

HOOK will take Punk's ball and never give it back.


rostron92

"Fuck them kids"


digittydog_socko

Punk: he’s underage https://streamable.com/oyaui4


CasualDasual

Wasnt expecting that AT ALL


DearMissWaite

You need jesus.


dogglesnake

[Emi Sakura & Lulu are gonna poach Hook for ChocoPro](https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1440784188081278978?s=19)


fluffywolfe

If Hagane had lost to Fujita and retired, they'd have gotten a new stone-faced assassin.


FerniWrites

I fucking love that misleading flair to this post 🤣🤣


WaylonVoorhees

He's learned from Lawler.


TheSeaDevil

Punk has been asking the fans what kind of tights he should be wearing in the ring, I hope whatever tights he settles on match that yellow streak running down his back. PUNK FEARS HOOK!


theneedledick

That hooksleeper last week got to him. The whole roster should be ducking him tbh.


nine16

*HOOKsleeper


Joy_Ride25

He keeps threatening the return of the long bois


Moon8983

The tagline LMAO


adamwritesit

Man Punk seems rejuvenated. I love shit like this where it's clearly performers are having some fun with it all.


nemskip

Dude he is so fucking scared. I'm not gonna lie though I'd be fucking terrified to be on HOOKS bad side. Punks biggest pill to swallow to date is that he can't hide from HOOK forever.


halfdecenttakes

Is this a heel turn? Wtf.


Logan_Grimnar_SW

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Cookiethegoat

Excuses Phillip


ChiefEsco

nevermind Punk don't think the world is ready for Hook vs Lulu Pencil


LKincheloe

22? Can't rent a car!


artemus_who

Hooks pretty young, we try not to sexualize him


RiC_David

The important thing is that we try, and will keep trying however often we fail.


SensitivityTraining_

Hook is 5"4' and 120lbs. He's a kid.


Enthusiasms

Punk must have it wrong. If he was underage, he would be getting groomed by Drake, not Team Taz.


RiC_David

Uh, which Drake is this? I just feel like someone deserves some exoneration here.


noaliciaigotkeyes

CM Punked out by HOOK


Kalistoga

Punk wants no smoke with Hook because Punk’s arms are too short to box with God!


wgsmeister2002

Damn Hook is 22? He definitely gets carded at every bar he goes to


GOR098

Shoud have said that the reason is Hook can't figure out a hairstyle.


badguysteve

i like the misleading tag attached to this


Mabvll

Makes sense. Last thing Punk wants is to get his ass handed to him by a kid, so he's finding whatever excuse he can find.


wisp-of-the-will

Punk's scared of getting his ass beaten by a kid huh? Typical of a quieter like him.


randomcharacter1001

To be honest, I know who Hook is and everything. But I don't understand the fascination/IWC obsession with him. Am I missing something?


philthegr81

He's basically wrestling's version of Figwit from Lord of the Rings. He does absolutely nothing but be handsome and he got a rabid fanbase because of it.


randomcharacter1001

Alright well that tracks I guess. Thanks for the serious answer.


thegoldenone777

Yeah I'm trying to figure out how he developed this persona as a killer.


work4work4work4work4

I dunno, are we sure Hook isn't Andy Milonakis on steroids?


SanTheMightiest

I don't get the Hook thing. Is he really shit or something? Just looks like a chav that turned up


hamsolo19

He’s just caught on SC and the IWC in like an inside joke kinda thing. He hasn’t done anything but everyone loves him anyway. It’s just a fun thing, I guess. I personally don’t think he has “it” and will be just another guy whenever he starts actually wrestling.


SanTheMightiest

Ah I see


mynewreddit96

https://youtu.be/rMX7k3qsnBk Basically this


The_Dark_Soldier

Punk fears HOOK


Jerry_Loler

No wonder Taz likes him


deadsteadysound

Hook is underage and is jacked lmaooo


hamsolo19

Hook is poop!!


MrOnCore

I still don’t get this hype for Hook 🤷🏻‍♂️


RiC_David

It's ironic. He's the non threatening son of an at one time total (fictional) badass of the wrestling business. It's just a running joke.


3mta3jvq

Hook doesn't look like he shaves yet. Is he named after Taz' hometown of Red Hook?


RiC_David

Na, the Captain. Although there's the additional wordplay of a hooker being a shoot grappler.


WheelJack83

Awkward


FrightfulPumpkin

Confirmed Punk fears Hook and is looking for any excuse to avoid him.


Stay_Cold

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SenorDuck96

He has tattoos, like fuck is HOOK underage


adamdarwin

Oh shit, I asked this questions lol. Punk fears Hook!!


Dubious_Titan

Hook is in his 20s. You're scared, Punk.


formallyhuman

SPEAK TO ME HOOKERS.


frankiefeathers

Is Hook actually any good?


LFCIcon

Hooks more of a man than Phil


nine16

HOOK


SlayerBVC

This is just Punk being consistent. As we all know, 22 is the kayfabe 16 in pro wrestling/sports entertainment.


shane1mh

I mean, isn’t this why he has fans?


DildoOfAnneFrank

CM Punk VS Hook VS Sonberg. Book it, Tony.


Wate2028

Reddit about to turn on Punk


RIPirony1182016

*reads the flair* Idk about "jacked" lol