CM Punk when asked why he's ducking HOOK:" He's underage"
By - ftblSR
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Hooks 22. It makes me mad that I remember hearing about Taz having a son back then because I’m so old
I was in Disney world on a family vacation around 18 years ago, near the height of ecw enough that Taz was me hero. Anyway my family and his rode the boat from our hotel to the park or something together, I was too scared to say anything, but I held the door for him and his family, ill never forget him saying " thank you brother" never would've that that little 4 year old kid would've grown up to be Hook
Don’t act like you didn’t read that “thank you brother” without his Taz accent.
Thank you brudda
It’s called a Tazcent
Damn. You could have died.
Hook is his shoot son?
But Hook isn't underage. PUNK FEARS HOOK
I didn't realize how much older Hook is than John Silver
HUH? Hook is 22 and John is 30
He’s just a kid!
Whatever happened there
Silver? He's just a kid!
Punk will shit himself again in a match vs HOOK. Honestly, I feel sorry for a young upstart of AEW being decimated by HOOK.
Punk was out there quoting Taz with the whole "survive if it let you" thing but we all know its "survive if Hook lets you!"
PATHETIC PUNK IS DUCKING HANDSOME HOOK WHO A LOT OF REALLY SMART FOLKS ARE SAYING IS BETTER THAN PUNK HAS EVER BEEN. SAD!
The future is now, old man!
The Autumn of HOOK >The Summer of Punk.
*The Millennium of HOOK
The Age of HOOK.
The Aeon of HOOK
Hot Autumn Hook
Show yourselves, Hookers!
😎🤙I'm a hooker 😎🤙
To the streets!
Hook would beat Punk in any sport. Wrestling. MMA. Lacrosse. The big three.
How does that list not include curling, paper football, or that thing where the dogs run the obstacle course
Maybe not paper football because HOOK only flicks dimes
I had no idea Hook was a college lax bro! That's kinda awesome!!! LFG HOOK!!!
Look, I know he looks like a teen heartthrob straight out of mid 00’s Tiger Beat, but Hook’s an adult. Punk fears Hook.
>teen heartthrob straight out of mid 00’s Tiger Beat
thats a throwback!
Fresh off his boy band's newest LP: "Girl, You Got Hooked!"
Let's not forget his debut single "4 All My Hookerz"
It’s gonna be weird when everyone starts shouting “I’m a HOOKER!” Before and after AEW shows
The t-shirts sell themselves!
Add a black and white picture of Hook in his hoodie and you're golden!
>I know he looks like a teen heartthrob straight out of mid 00’s Tiger Beat
Weren't most of them too? Weren't these boy bands full of 20 somethings?
Looked up two, Kevin from BSB was 27 when Millennium came out. But Nick Carter was 17-18. So I guess jury is out either way.
HOOK is inevitable.
You could not live with your own failure. Where did it bring you? Back to HOOK.
Dread him. Run from him. HOOK arrives all the same.
Punk fears Hook.
Chicago Phil lying about HOOKs age because he’s a COWARD!
CHAD HOOK VS VIRGIN PUNK
[Gonna need a version of this meme template updated accordingly](https://imgur.com/TAgUF0B)
Hooker Sleeper will make Punk go to sleep.
Punk fears Hook 🪝
Phil stared directly at my “**PUNK FEARS HOOK**” sign on Wednesday. He knows what’s good for him.
[I kid you not, he was staring my sign down this entire time. A few people around me were pointing at the sign to get his attention.](https://streamable.com/xy7dvo)
Next as an experiment do a, “PHIL FEARS HOOK” sign.
HOOK > BROOKS
Why else did Punk not mention HOOK’s name when he was running down Team Taz in that promo the other night? Coward.
Veteran experience, self-preservation, common sense...Take your pick. The guy is diving back into the water after being on dry land for a very long time. Why go kick the shark?
I know it's his real name but calling him Phil just feels wrong.
Phil Brooks, but HOOK hooks. He will hook'em with a Hooker Sleeper. Phil sees the GOAT and knows what's coming.
He deserves it.
He doesn't like people who aren't close on a personal level to call him Phil. He won't acknowledge you in public if you call him Phil.
Once he hears what I have to say that piece a shit won’t acknowledge me anyway.
Roman? Is that you?
Picture of the sign? If you still have it?
That dragon sleeper gave him nightmares so it's natural he'd make an excuse
It's a Hooker Sleeper
Punk's arms are just too short to box with HOOK.
I audibly laughed. Thank you.
Thread flair cracked me up.
Hook will buy Punk’s house
I remember watching an interview with Punk recently (I think it was the Wrestling Perspective podcast with Lars Frederiksen from Rancid) where they were talking about the fans and he jokes "Well, you know, they did buy my house. But I wish they'd chip in on the fuckin' bills."
He's 22? Why does he look younger than Top Flight and Julia Hart?
Boy band effect. If you told me Hook was 16 I would believe it.
I thought he was...
Punk thought so too.
We all bought his house but HOOK built it
By gawd HOOK gonna make Punk take his ball and go home again!!
HOOK will take Punk's ball and never give it back.
"Fuck them kids"
Punk: he’s underage
Wasnt expecting that AT ALL
You need jesus.
[Emi Sakura & Lulu are gonna poach Hook for ChocoPro](https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1440784188081278978?s=19)
If Hagane had lost to Fujita and retired, they'd have gotten a new stone-faced assassin.
I fucking love that misleading flair to this post 🤣🤣
He's learned from Lawler.
Punk has been asking the fans what kind of tights he should be wearing in the ring, I hope whatever tights he settles on match that yellow streak running down his back. PUNK FEARS HOOK!
That hooksleeper last week got to him. The whole roster should be ducking him tbh.
He keeps threatening the return of the long bois
The tagline LMAO
Man Punk seems rejuvenated. I love shit like this where it's clearly performers are having some fun with it all.
Dude he is so fucking scared. I'm not gonna lie though I'd be fucking terrified to be on HOOKS bad side. Punks biggest pill to swallow to date is that he can't hide from HOOK forever.
Is this a heel turn? Wtf.
don't think the world is ready for Hook vs Lulu Pencil
22? Can't rent a car!
Hooks pretty young, we try not to sexualize him
The important thing is that we try, and will keep trying however often we fail.
Hook is 5"4' and 120lbs. He's a kid.
Punk must have it wrong. If he was underage, he would be getting groomed by Drake, not Team Taz.
Uh, which Drake is this?
I just feel like someone deserves some exoneration here.
CM Punked out by HOOK
Punk wants no smoke with Hook because Punk’s arms are too short to box with God!
Damn Hook is 22? He definitely gets carded at every bar he goes to
Shoud have said that the reason is Hook can't figure out a hairstyle.
i like the misleading tag attached to this
Makes sense. Last thing Punk wants is to get his ass handed to him by a kid, so he's finding whatever excuse he can find.
Punk's scared of getting his ass beaten by a kid huh? Typical of a quieter like him.
To be honest, I know who Hook is and everything. But I don't understand the fascination/IWC obsession with him. Am I missing something?
He's basically wrestling's version of Figwit from Lord of the Rings. He does absolutely nothing but be handsome and he got a rabid fanbase because of it.
Alright well that tracks I guess. Thanks for the serious answer.
Yeah I'm trying to figure out how he developed this persona as a killer.
I dunno, are we sure Hook isn't Andy Milonakis on steroids?
I don't get the Hook thing. Is he really shit or something? Just looks like a chav that turned up
He’s just caught on SC and the IWC in like an inside joke kinda thing. He hasn’t done anything but everyone loves him anyway. It’s just a fun thing, I guess. I personally don’t think he has “it” and will be just another guy whenever he starts actually wrestling.
Ah I see
Punk fears HOOK
No wonder Taz likes him
Hook is underage and is jacked lmaooo
Hook is poop!!
I still don’t get this hype for Hook 🤷🏻♂️
It's ironic. He's the non threatening son of an at one time total (fictional) badass of the wrestling business.
It's just a running joke.
Hook doesn't look like he shaves yet.
Is he named after Taz' hometown of Red Hook?
Na, the Captain.
Although there's the additional wordplay of a hooker being a shoot grappler.
Confirmed Punk fears Hook and is looking for any excuse to avoid him.
He has tattoos, like fuck is HOOK underage
Oh shit, I asked this questions lol. Punk fears Hook!!
Hook is in his 20s. You're scared, Punk.
SPEAK TO ME HOOKERS.
Is Hook actually any good?
Hooks more of a man than Phil
This is just Punk being consistent. As we all know, 22 is the kayfabe 16 in pro wrestling/sports entertainment.
I mean, isn’t this why he has fans?
CM Punk VS Hook VS Sonberg. Book it, Tony.
Reddit about to turn on Punk
*reads the flair*
Idk about "jacked" lol