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rockgodtobe

I thought they were married already.


KneelBeforeCube

Same here. Not sure why.


T3Sh3

Maybe because they been an act for so long, you think they would’ve tied the knot already.


MisterEau

Yeah. I also definitely was operating under the idea they had been married for some time, too


SomeOtherNeb

I've always liked this turn of phrase because I feel like it implies you don't just assume they're married, but the way you do things in your daily life actively changed based on that knowledge. Like, people around you are going "hey, that's Jeff over there, why is he driving his forklift like that?" "Oh he's operating it under the idea that WWE superstars Karrion Kross and Scarlett are already married" "That's nuts"


Glum-Communication68

It's probably so wwe can create a wedding playset. Just like when nxt and main roster both got shark cage matches within a few months


helloaaron

Oh shit, Kross about to be booked in a cuck storyline.


Luc4_Blight

Lashley is ready


j8llonby

![gif](giphy|VhtZIJW5BwJ1RmCrwB)


bud369

Man this look was straight badass.


JonasAlbert84

What is it with them and contacts?


ajver19

Far as I know it was just for that one match. And it was awesome.


CogshanksCommoner

I've never understood it with wrestling anyway. Even the safest of contacts are little shavings of plastic pressed right up next to a gelatinous eyeball. One wrong move and 'pop'...


SexualYogurt

So you've never worn contacts then, yeah?


SomeOtherNeb

Eyeballs aren't fragile little bags of air, man. We ain't cartoons.


miggly

what


ellvk

u wot m8


UnfortunatelyBasking

Lol do you know what contacts are


spamgarlic

I hate these cuck storylines and people hate Kross so much but now I want to see this match


Th3CerealKill3r

Karrion Kuck


iwrestledamemeonce

Qarrion Quck.


Tony_Ice

Congratulations to the happy couple but yeah came here to say the same thing. Who do we think she’ll be paired with in a romance angle? Feels like Bobby is somewhat busy… How about Elias?


Psymon_Armour

Ryker. The most uncomfortable.


iwrestledamemeonce

He's probably into the QAnon bullshit as well, so not that uncomfortable for her.


Tony_Ice

Perfect 👨‍🍳


koolaidburgers

He’s already dressing the part


Mrbrickjojo

Thought they were already married. Congrats to them both.


Enickma007

Vince bout to have Scarlett kayfabe marry someone else on the main roster


420bO0tyWizard

If it was still the attitude Era, Vince would have booked himself as the chad.


DirkPower

Look at that, Karrion has a nice smile when hes not doing the Me Myself and Irene dry mouth thing ![gif](giphy|1Pm9BgspA6fwk)


stormtrooperjones

This is an A+ reference, excellent work.


thepain73

We called that Fire Marshall Bill back in my day. Here, LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHIN https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/inlivingcolor/images/a/a8/Hqdefault.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160609170628


aSilverWorld

Yeah. Actually quite a handsome fella!


QuimLiquor

I mean yeah, if you're Kross you gotta lock that shit down. I miss her on TV. Not in the ring, but on TV.


ElNombreOccupado

I don’t know where this narrative comes from that she can’t wrestle. She was wrestling the fucking guys on impact. No worse than most of the girls in any promotion.


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ElNombreOccupado

https://youtu.be/yqP1BSQAHLU I couldn’t find the full match but she does some pretty impressive stuff here, especially the doomsday and the reverse rana. Tell me that’s any worse than half of WWEs female roster or most of the women on Dark.


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ElNombreOccupado

Haha so it wasn’t a genuine question. Fair enough 🤷‍♂️ fucking “psychology”. Alright Bret Hart. Maybe if she was put in a position to with a good road agent she’d learn that AND do some impressive stuff 🤔 kind of how wrestling actually works. Where did I say they were bad wrestlers? Virtually anyone you see on TV has been trained to a pretty high standard. But she has more X factor than any of them and the same or better skill.


-ImJustSaiyan-

Now if only they'd say yes to wearing masks.


Strike_Gently

Not shocked he finally popped the Q>!Anon!<


ChristopherBrolan

Qanon Qross


madvisuals

🤣🤣🤣


ThePags

He has no problem with that. I’ve seen him wear one to the ring every week


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Bowmanius

Coulda swore they were already married. Along with a lot of other people here it seems. Mandela Effect?


IOnlyPostButtStuff

The amount of downvotes in these comments is suspicious.


TheJaimico

Qongrats!


TheFireBrand

Get ready for Karrion Kross to get into a cuckold storyline. But, seriously, cool for them. I have no ill will towards the dude; just his main roster booking feels like some sort of cruel joke at times.


insomniainc

Aww that's adorable, congrats to them.


MarcusFaze

How is it adorable?


AlphaRemixHD

Don't let WWE see this they will have her romancing Dolph. But congrats to them


Mhc2617

That ring is stunning. Kross is a man of taste. Congrats to them!


Comp625

Putting that new main roster money to good use.


bud369

“Look at what Jeff Hardy bought you”


Singer211

That’s a fantastic ring!!


AG246810

If I never see these 2 on TV again that’d be fine.


Swerve-Bro

Congrats to the happy couple. Kross might not be winning too much on the main roster, but considering his fiancé, his physique, his bank balance, and his surprisingly nice set of teeth it looks like he's winning at life.


Booger-Bucks

Why? Karrion Kross comes off as such a loser to me. Could be an amazing guy, but he's a nerd on TV.


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damagedone37

![gif](giphy|yr2qSstSRwTug)


SeaPriority

Kross has a nice set of chompers. Maybe he is the man to take down Roman


THEiLLESTViLLAiN1

The closest Kross will get to Roman is when he’s being gifted his Nintendo Switch.


Calvin_Hobbes124

Ah yessir


SeaPriority

I've decided that this is the conspiracy theory that I will follow. WWE champions are chosen through the quality of their teeth, therefore you can guess who is next by having a smile ranking system.


JunkleRico

But Brock was world champion not that long ago


Scary-Ant-3796

Ah yessir? 👀


__L1AM__

Roman to introduce Kross to the concept of Prima Nocta. Ah yessir


axb2002

![gif](giphy|X1uRctI1pjt8h0oWE7|downsized)


T3Sh3

Please, Our Tribal Chief would crush Tick Tock Man.


MisterEau

Oh god, I just imagined Kross with a gimmick where he dances on TikTok.


Scary-Ant-3796

Reggie x Kross collab


Global_Historian_753

I already thought they were married tbh. Congrats to them


RDGtheGreat

Karion is gonna wear that gimp suit again in his wedding


Designer_Insect_9184

Oh no. Don't tell Vince. She'll be making out with Lashley in no time.


NatureBoyRDX

And how is that a bad thing? All hail The Allmighty Bobby Lashley!


jatorres

Omfg Scarlett


_Karmageddon

Don't let Vince see this, he'll immediately draft one of them to Smackdown so they stay apart.


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PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

r/hornyjail


amillionfuzzpedals

Publicly announcing your wedding? He must be trying to get released.


Shrekt115

Congrats to them


gregscotia_number1

Congrats


rwc202

I actually thought they were already engaged.


tejila

Fall and propose.


gandalfthewellerman

Gimp suit cuck Derek Basham v Bobby Lashley when?


RoachIsCrying

please for the love of God don't give them a cuck storyline


showstealer1829

Kross is about to be buried so far he'll go through China and end up back here


adkenna

*Hurry someone book a storyline that makes her kiss another man!* \- Vince probably.


msctex

Nah, if it was Vince it would *be* Vince. Droit du seigneur, all that.


Albalmal

Look at these two enviably attractive bastards.


JustRelaxYo

Can't wait for the cuck storyline


hardminute

She looks thrilled ...


sdss9462

They make a good couple. I feel like they'd make a good couple on screen too.


ana1monger

Shaking and crying and throwing up right now


gothamsteel

Kross feeling that [Scarlett Fire](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yOskhDn468). ​ ... ​ I'll get my coat.


_drjayphd_

🎶 *Honor and obeeeeeeeey* 🎶


aemckay

Didn't realise they were a real life item. Good for them!


thaw888999

Kross looks good in that picture, I would have said yes too.


jadedfan55

Congratulations to the couple. Now, creative needs to put them back together on TV!!


LooseCiGs1to3

WED AND RINGSssss


ToumeyP

I know they just got engaged, but Karrion's smile here is so nice. Maybe its just cause he looks so mad and angry all the time on Tv, but he looks very happy. Congrats to them both!


msctex

I honestly wasn't sure he was capable of a 100% crazy-free smile, but here we are.