How the hell does a grown man only grow HALF a mustache??
By - afulton737
How the hell does a grown man only grow HALF a mustache??
Its not a moustache - it’s a flying buttress supporting his eyebrows
Or he’s glued his pubic hair to his lip
I know right!! WTF.
He definitely was sniffing the lead holder at lunch…
[beat me too it](http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101015151246/muppet/images/0/05/Beaker.jpg)
You know who's REALLY tired? Your upper lip. Tired of you pretending you can grow a mustache.
I hope your plans look better than your face, otherwise shits going down (literally).
I'm pretty sure that "down" is the preferred direction for shit.
With this guy in charge, shit's going sideways,
If Art Vandelay actually was a real person
You look like the villain from every 90's High School based movie.
if you stopped grinding your face into other men's assholes you'd stop getting their pubes stuck on your lips.
Fucking hell! I gasped and choked from coughing. 😂
Frankie Muniz after hittin the crackpipe
Damn, that one's on the money. Some people also say Asa Butterfield.
Edit: posted then saw the comments guess I wasn’t the only one. Meep
Jesse Pinkman on even more meth
How can your eyes be simultaneously too close together, yet too far apart, and looking in opposite directions, all at the same time?
Like schroedingers eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wrong.
Lead designer at Vandalay industries
Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?
This guy's pic proves asymmetric lines are not pleasing to the eye.
Solid as Iraq
Went to the barber and asked for the McDonald’s hairline.
It looks like your mom got me too’ed by beaker the muppet
Playing with your sister's Lego doesn't make you an architect.
Two architecture terms come to mind. Butress and groin vault
You can’t even design a moustache, no way you can design a building.
You look like a 13 year old trying his best to buy cigarettes
Dude, shave off half those massive fucking eyebrows and use the clipping to supplement that pathetic, disgusting excuse for a mustache.
Buahahaha. How about I just take Tren.
How much did you get paid for starring in Ice Age?
No matter which way you scroll each picture gets worse than the previous
He looks like Bert
My eyebrows are dark af.
How do you have thick ass eyebrows and a thin baby hair mustache?
Stache’ hair went to the eyebrows
If it’s any consolation looks hardly matter if you have enough money.
Hahaha. Thank you?!
To bad architects don’t make as much as people think
Better start that Rogaine regime, my dude, you don't got much time.
I didn’t need 3 pictures of you to want to scroll faster
Joe dirts younger brother
Almost there though. Doing everything except signing off on projects.
Dang. Yeah I probably won't get AXP hours done till I'm 27 or 28.
i thought I recognized your nose from somewhere
That's the look the villagers children made as your crappy building crushed their hopes and dreams... and spines.
U got a 1.5 mustache.
Too bad you couldn't design a real mustache
You look like a toothbrush
You kinda look like Squeezie
Im just scared that your eyes are going to fall off
You should draw up a better designed mustache.
His boyfriend probably told him how manly his mustache looks. Shave that thing
Enjoy your last decade with hair!
The face that sunk a thousand ships.
Your eye brows fucked and looks like the kid lives downstairs
Ivan Drago if he decided not to go into boxing and stay a wimp
You look like you own a copy of mein kampf but identify as a free spirit so you don’t have to shower
Eyes like a sloth on meth
how did you get that mustache to grow in all white trashy like that?
Frankie Muniz with 10% rat DNA.
Hair turned into Sonic the Hedgehog
Jesse Pinkman from Disney minus.
You were in my math textbook in 1996
Have you hit puberty yet
Thinks he’s gonna be the next Mies van der Rohe - drafts generic house plans for new subdivisions.
You spelled graphic designer wrong
Damn, that's harsh.
Your caption says architect but your office screams intern.
How did you know?!
You look like Rooster if he didn't stay in the Flight Academy.
Making Popsicle stick houses with your meemaw doesnt make you an architect.
Architect? Your junior high kid mustache is crooked and uneven.
If the structural integrity of your buildings are as strong as that moustache the people in it are fucked.
Architect my ass
You look like a pre evolved Grayson Waller
Jesse pink man with facial dysmorphia
Sweet hairline Count Dracula
I hope your projects have more symmetry than your eyes.
If I was an architect, that’s not how I would design a face.
How are you tired when you look like you've been smoking meth?
He's an American-raised citizen from Whoville.
Are you an architect of shitty moustaches?
You're a furry, aren't you?
Just in certain places.
Beaker, if he ran an upskirt website.
I feel like you get roasted enough.
Right eye russian deserter, left eye ukranian grandma.
You look like you work for Abercrombie and Fitch but at the discount Outlet store
This is what most people look like after 12-14 months deceased
you look like if Bill Nye had a druggie son
You look like an Angry Bird, but Happy.
Your eyes look like a fucking fly, bulging out of your head. And what the fuck is up with your hair? Looks like you were fucking electrocuted
That hairline is receding faster than a Russian soldier on Ukrainian soil
Daniel Not-Rad Cliffe
Man, you really are my ugly doppelgänger
Shots fired. Pull up.
U look like Mr Bean and that muppet beaker had a kid.
I hated you on Game of Thrones
Did not know Jamie Vardy was on Reddit.
How do you like your roast? Light, medium, or dark?
Make it dark with some sugar.
Knockoff Antoine Griezmann
You look like different people in each pic, each with a different chromosomal abnormality
Hope your buildings have more structure than that cheesy mustache!
Superior race my ass.
God must'a been going through a brutalist architecture phase when he put your face together.
Snoop dog ain’t ever gonna be as high as yo hairline bro
He looks like he designs box stores.
Ouch that one hurts.
If cocaine had a face.....
Looking like you work 47 jobs so you can save up to buy your gf Lulu a house while you side hustle old womens priceless jewelry. Lookin like you played jesus in the living portrait. Eat burnt toast and say ,"mmmm the seasoning is very nice today"
That's oddly specific.
I was implying that you look like Kirk from Gilmore Girls. Which arguably isnt actually a roast
That eyebrow came down for a drink and never left.
Coffee did you mean crack cocain
Shhhh. That's a trade secret.
Are you a tree? Because you've got two caterpillars above your eyes..
Yeah that mustache will grow in
You look like the great value version of Daniel Radcliffe
All these years later, facial hair still doesn't look good on you Ted Moseby.
Good luck in your interior design career
Looks like the human version of Beeker from the Muppets.
Pathetic mustache and looks like his from Ohio
The worst roast of all.
Drugs will stunt your growth
Blueprint for failure….
Y’all are weird for being so negative… he’s def top 10 hottest guys in Chernobyl
Hahahaha, nice one.
You might be an architect but that forehead ridge was designed by MC Escher
bro don’t look right (or left)
This dude said "Today we will cosplay as a carrot"
You look like Taylor Bybee from Coaster Studios mixed with Asa Butterfield and Tom Holland.
Bro thinks stacking boxes in the back of Walmart makes him an architect
Building forts out of chairs and blankets doesn't make you an architect ace.
This man has seen some shit
The eyebrows match the mustache
I thought this was r/roastme....where the hell did the Muppet come from?
My orange shirt and big eyes lol.
Ma man's telling his barber to give him the hedgehog classic
Yet another person who won’t actually build anything
Now we know what happened to Frankie Muniz
God, do you have to pluck your eyelids?
You look like you just woke up at the dentist and discovered they removed your entire lower mandible
You look like the lead in a gay porn titled “Malcum in the middle”
More like Howard Dork….
He kissed his first girl and she got a boner.
You look like you enjoy smelling your own farts.
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
Looks like you forgot to lube up for… “Hide The T-Square.”
you're the type of obsessive guy who would cram all night for a rectal exam one week early
You are the cornerstone of every douchebag.
Man you gon get slaughtered in dating scene in Chicago, lads fine as fuck there, then there is you, fucked as fuck.
You should delete the first picture
It took the Cubs over 100 years to break their dry spell. You couldn’t live long enough to break yours.
18 to 80 blind, deaf and crazy, and you still can’t get laid.
The look of remembering you just sat in your own turds.
You're like the gay porn version of Joe Burrow
You look like the police sketch of every child molester at large.