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FuktOff666

Regular Sized Rudy


Nyx_Hawk

I just wanted to put another vote in for Regular Sized Rudy. Great name, and you know he’ll be a little goofy sweetheart.


creativelystifled

Can't find an inhaler emoji but touché


FuktOff666

I suggest this name every time I see a “help me name my dog” post. Someday someone will take it seriously I hope.


beebog

IMO this dog rlly looks like a Rudy


Aggressive-Act-5567

I had a wonderful dog named Rudy, once. He was the sweetest little Bichon you could ever meet. He loved chasing the ball, so much, that he would throw it for himself, if you didn't throw it soon enough. I miss that little guy so much.


cinder_lady

Now, as an asthmatic person, I am offended that there is no inhaler emoji. I also love regular sized Rudy as a name!


ChiefHighasFuck

His ears remind me of 'Gizmo" from the movie gremlins. I would name him "Gizmo"


Burgie45

Tiny box Tim vibes


sunflowerstorm

*just look at me*


ryanpaintercomms

I'm putting in a vote for Regular Sized Rudy!


rmks8285

I love the name Regular Sized Rudy!! And it fits him perfectly!! 😍


sirdody0804

Felt like a Rupert


kippers

It’s funny because the dog can’t breathe


pickleisnotedible

yes rudy


LordStoneBalls

How about Inbred Ted


smellslikeloudoggg

Just pick some other name quick and start calling him bubba like the rest of us. I currently have two dogs, big bubba, little bubba.


intents_like_camping

I have big dog and little dog. They both come when I call dog. It's easier that way.


travbombs

I named my dog, “cat”, and my cat, “dog”. Keeps things interesting. Especially when guests are over.


BaconHammerTime

Did you add some language flair like Gato and Inu?


flobaby1

My brother jokes that he wants to get a dog and name it Stay. Come here Stay. Run Stay. Fetch Stay. lol


Gus_Harrington

When I call "kid" all of mine come running.


Puzzled_Bike9558

Same. Dogs name is Nandor the Relentless, but it’s a ton of dumb names instead. Nando, Nerdo, Nan-Doodles, Doodles, Dude-a-rito. It never ends.


schmamble

I love that everyone does this! Started off as Neville dogbottom and turned into boy, boogs, and bubs. The other is an elder rescue, she was named pistol but now it's fuzz or nubs.


Equittable_redditor

On the same vein of what we do in the shadows, Gizmo is also a great name!


-o-DildoGaggins-o-

Fuh-king-GUY!


Puzzled_Bike9558

My wife has a Xmas tree ornament of our dog and I bought her a new one that is Nandor from the show pointing and saying “fuh-king guy”. She loved it so much! When he’s being a goofball I do that whole bit too. 😆


Awkwardpanda75

I appreciate this comment


notthatkindofdoctorb

My dog’s nickname is Nandor the Relentless and she really leans into it :)


heylistenlady

My dogs are Gus and Toonie, aka Gooby and Tater. Really, what's in a name?


metalbearman

My parents have a dog named Bella. We call her Bug. It started with Bella Bug and just devolved.


lakeshoremarlboro

Had a Chihuahua go from Sippy Lou to Sippy to just Woo Woo.


BikerchikCTidgaf

Omg! I grew up with a Chihuahuas and pekingese family dog. His name was FLIPPY… ;)


GunaydinHalukBey

I have a large German shepherd/husky named Janet. Mostly gets called Janney Pants.


maggot_flavored

Get pet insurance immediately. I’m an ER vet tech and although cute, frenchies are honestly one of the most expensive dog to ever care for. They often need upper airway surgery, which is soft palette resection and widening of the nostrils. On top of being horribly deformed, they are at high risk of rupturing their back / neck discs. I literally do anesthesia on these guys all the time for these problems. Please get pet insurance right away and you’ll thank me later


MalSurana

Bit long for a name, but I like it.


4thofjuli

these kinds of comments make my day better thank you


_youarewhalecum

Underrated


filthyluhan

Also an ER vet nurse, I was going to leave this comment myself. I can already visualize the aspiration pneumonia estimate, with the owners crying because they can’t visit their puppy that’s in the oxygen cage. Pet insurance, pet insurance, pet insurance.


ravenwingx

That’s uh Depressing But thanks!


filthyluhan

Sorry. Emergency has ruined a lot of breeds for me. Puppy is adorable, and I would 100% love on it for hours, but in the back of my mind I see thousands and thousands of dollars in medical bills.


ravenwingx

It’s kinda hard not to, in your line of work


ScoutGalactic

My friends French bulldog broke it's back while jumping down from the couch to the carpet. And the dog was only like 2 or 3 years old at the time.


Chronically-whelmed

Yup…same here, I can confidently say I’ve never seen a Frenchie die of old age. It’s awful.


Stertlebird

Agreed. Harsh but name should be Dog breed that shouldn’t Exist. Between health and birthing complications the breed wouldn’t be alive without human intervention


Ok-Arachnid4915

100%. I came here to say they should name him “Lifetime of Vet Bills”


datagirl60

Bill would be a good name!


NaoisceDM

It's why stitch is most fitting name of the popular upvoted suggestions round here.


caseface25

Yep!! Our Frenchie got recurring staph infections throughout his entire life. So damn expensive and their quality of life sucks. I wouldn’t get another one even though I loved that little freak so much.


barefootcuntessa_

OP please take this advice. A coworker had a Frenchie that was supposed to be of healthier bloodline. They did their research before choosing a breeder. They had to put him down at 4 years old because of recurring disc ruptures. He was in a constant state of surgery recovery or prep. The emergency vets recognized my coworkers phone number from caller ID after awhile. It was heartbreaking.


Hazy_Alien

I’m sad I had to scroll way too long to find this comment. It should be at the tooooooop.


kthomas_407

Also an ER tech, I instantly had the same thoughts. Looks like he needs his nares repaired already.


HisPetBrat

This needs to be the top comment. The cuteness tends to make people overlook the cruelty of breeding these dogs.


Anti_Meta

Babysitting my gfs frenchy (Frank) right now. He had the back disc issue when he was a puppy. Now he isn't allowed to play and rough house or even run up and down the stairs for fear of it happening again. He's basically a Tomogachi and the reason why all my dogs are mutts.


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DerekMellott

I was gonna say, name him Cash. Mine is bankrupting me.


randomnamejennerator

Winston


esalvatico

This is definitely the face of a Winnie The Bish


hungryeyes07

Aka aka aka Brown lightning


cheeselord03

Aka Courtroom Brown


elev8tionbro

Aka Meester Wimstons


camelito123

Big brother wimstons


shellybearcat

Aka Prank Sinatra


autumniam

The ole’ Winston-Cece mess around.


Onix-Ursine

Yeah. Definitely the face of someone not good at pranks..


iangeredcharlesvane2

TICKLE FOOT!


sunflowerstorm

IMA HIT YOU WITH A SKI


TLCheshire

How’d this blueberry get in here?


ratajewie

Anyone who’s ever worked in a veterinary hospital will tell you that around 50% of the French and English Bulldog population is named Winston


WeekndNachos

Winton


Jadakaii

I'll cast my vote for Winston as well as the ones I suggested below. That's a really cute name for him.


SilverMitten

That’s what I came here to say!!


corinari717

Yeah he do be looking like a less drunk Churchill lol


moo124cow

Rupert


pinpoe

My first thought, too. SUCH a Rupert!


CrispyDogmeat

First name that popped into my head. You have great taste.


Gigi226

This is what came to mind first for me too! He really does look like a Rupert!


Extreme-Ranger2677

Or with a slightly different touch: Rufus


GoneWithTheMartian

I also thought of Rupert immediately!


GrayPhoenix_wasTaken

Stitch!!


Mywavesmeeturshore

Every single time I see someone want a name for their frenchie I think stitch lol


Maunderlust

Douglas.


Inevitable-Hat-1576

Lil Doug


Relevant-Dog6890

The names Father Doug


Welland94

I named my cat Douglas :)


eddie_gonzales1

Bruce Wayne


imstillworkin

Yes! I’d just call him Bruce


wilcofan1963

BRUCE


Darkus_27911

B for Brave. B for Bruce.


Aztec_Goddess

Or B for Batman


ConvivialKat

Another Bruce vote. Those ears!


OffTheRecord_Models

He is absolutely a Bruce!


zydorv

Or just “Mr Wayne”


Dukkha75

"Mahstuh Wayne"


saywhatnow117

Third vote on Bruce. Bat ears definitely match


Umbridge_Shenanigans

He needs a Bat collar.


SpareBowl9489

Bruce Wayne OR Batdog 😂


Impossible_Wish_2675

B.W. or B.D. or Master Wayne.


zitiztitz

My SO’s sister has two Frenchies. Their names are Bruce and Willis


tonystarksanxieties

But she has to introduce them as Willis and Bruce to make them really think.


MikeUnderstands

That’s cuz she Bruce’s their willis


PammaJamma3366

Batman was absolutely my first thought! Hopefully he grows to have a soft, deep, throaty growl/bark


sairha1

Same here !


RockyPatella

Was about to say this, those ears!


Guard_Lucky

Bruce is pretty good. He looks like a Bruce.


Mundane-Swimming-671

Yeah Bruce is the one!


NibbaChungus

Wayne Bruce a.k.a ManBat


thatguy_griff

https://i.imgur.com/Cw1ADZD.jpg https://i.imgur.com/yGCDAgt.jpg my Bruce


blu3b4lls1

I just wrote this, little Batman


SmokingCrockpot

yeah he look like a bruce


bvalenzu31

How about Willy Chonka!


OneUpTime

That one made us laugh 🤣🤣


Felis_Guava

Just keep in mind that obesity is a huge problem, especially for brachycephalic (short-nosed) dogs!! One of the best things you can do for him is keep him lean. You should be able to feel his ribs with little to no pressure.


Asheminded

r/NameMyDog


justinxyan

He looks like a Walter to me.


dhendry71

I named my mini Schnauzer Walter lol. I have 2. Other is Lincoln


Adorable_Sell_234

Salvador


descabelud

For some reason I don’t know, this is actually the only right answer.


RGH81

I didn't know this was correct until now


SlimJimLahey

Dobby sir, Dobby the house elf.


LinLane323

Yes it’s the ears


RGH81

And he looks like he'd really appreciate disgarded socks


_hein_

I love this 💖


Widmagi

Gizmo


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

First thought Gizmo, second was Dobby.


ayzelarynn

That was my first thought!


Jesstriesherbest

Mine too!


Too_Shy_To_Say_Hi

Also my thought!


trav-el-dad

Mogwai!


eeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Porkchop


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GamerOfGods33

Nah more Gizmo looking if you ask me


phard003

I'd lean more towards Dobby.


JessMLow

I was thinking Gizmo too. You got there first. 😉


BoyMom119816

I have a Yoda, all white. :) look just like Grogu, wish I had I known it was baby Yoda’s name!


salamandaqwerty

Came here to say this.


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my heart says Bubble


IHaveNoReflection

I second Bubble


Thatsadfurry

I third bubble


Serenity-03K64

When pup is in trouble. “bub”


fraggadacio

Wilbur


boopbeep66

Goose!


Waterbears28

I recently said goodbye to the very best Boston/Frenchie mix who ever walked this earth. His name was Gustav, and we called him Goose. I love the thought of another little Goose running around, somewhere out there.


Striking-Reason5792

I am now going to name my dog Goose


BassDiscombobulated8

I tried to but got shut down


herdenitz

I have a frenchie named Goose, which is shorthand for Gus, which is shorthand for Octavius. Goose carries on.


NikkiKitty92

I call my daughter goose :)


boopbeep66

Very sorry for your loss. I’m coming up on a year without my best buddy as well. The world needs a little Goose running around!


ShayeAnne

One of our dogs was named Spartacus, but we called him “Sparky” and “Spark Plug” for nicknames. You could call him Spark PUG!


omgyouknow

It's a French bulldog not a pug


ShayeAnne

Oops! I still love Sparky!


TypicalCherry1529

Francois


RosyAngelina

Did you buy him or adopt him? I wish people would stop buying this breed. They struggle so much with breathing issues, it's so sad..


DatabaseGangsta

Among other things…my first Frenchie didn’t even make it to 2 years old before dying of a seizure in his sleep. My family & I got another just before new years, from a breeder who had the parents tested and everything; we had to euthanize him at 14 weeks because he started having seizures, vomiting & diarrhea. After over 24 hours straight of seizing in the ER, we decided it was best for him to end his life. It’s been devastating to all of us & we’ll never get another Frenchie again; it’s just not fair to the animals.


writermusictype

Such a cutie! And many excellent suggestions here but figured I'd plug r/namenerds since they love that sort of thing


TheBrewThatIsTrue

Rufus


tealterror_X0

I also instantly thought Rufus was a good fit.


Longjumping_Bed2907

Otis


Kateg8te777

Ollie


-Quack4321-

Perfect


bjsmyth14

Buster


TXRonin55

Zuul


SirBobson

Definitely not Dana


don_tomlinsoni

Call him Chokie or Wheezy, because he will *never* be able to breath properly due to being so deliberately inbred. Edit: I agree that you shouldn't blame the dog, but you also shouldn't - under *any* circumstances - pay money for such an animal, as this will only encourage breeders to perpetuate the barbaric practice of breeding animals that suffer for every second of their entire lives.


tedbunnny

Im glad to see a few people comment about this because their breed is so fucked up on so many levels


SirPapaPalpatine

Otto


LovingNaples

How about “I Can’t Breathe”. Sorry, not sorry. Just makes me so sad. I get it, they are a popular breed to show off that you are classy. Pathetic. Wish the dog the best. Please don’t delete this comment. I have only the best intentions.


tedbunnny

Honestly hoping they didn’t get from a breeder and contributing to the demand to these breeds with deformed anatomies. It’s really sad.


crispytreat04

Perfect name, of wheezy. Thank god our government wants a ban on all flatnosed dog breeds like frenchies. Nothing more than animal cruelty to breed m and buying them is just as fucked up.


xavine

Thank you for saying this. Anyone who willingly buys these animals has no conscience. It’s like doubling down on the shittiness of buying a pet, you’re buying one that’s inbred to death and can hardly breathe. It’s awful. But hey people want their “cute” dogs to show off right?


TwoLeggedMermaid

Came for this comment. Had to scroll way too far through random name comments. Hoping OP adopted but most likely not?? Saw a couple frenchies at a farmers market with “adopt me!” vests on, and overheard a couple ask how much to adopt and the guy walking them responded $1,800 **each**! Like my dude, you are *selling* those dogs.


oliveGOT

So many sellers use the word adopt to make buyers feel better! Or my favorite is when buyers tell me that the conditions were "horrible at the farm" and they "couldn't leave without them" and "if you think about it, we rescued him in a way." If you paid for the puppy, you created a demand for more, keeping the "farm" or pet store open, congrats!!!


GlowingAmber11109

My little frenchie was rescued from a friend's mom who used him for breeding. Poor little guy spent the first few years of his life living in a crate in a horse barn. He's incredibly overbred and ugly as sin. But he is absolutely sweet and funny and I hope he has the best life he possibly can being a little brother to my other 2 rescue dogs. His name is Colt (obvious horse name, but it stuck), and I like to call him Sir Colton John and make fun of his summer teeth.


don_tomlinsoni

Nothing says "classy" more than deliberately inbreeding an animal until its skull is too big for its head and it has lifelong medical problems as a result...


CommissionFeisty5217

Exactly. Breeding them should be banned, there's SO much suffering associated with it. They cannot breathe properly, how is this 'cute'?


nemo_______nobody

I had to scroll way too long for this. Well maybe they got him from a pet shelter? At least I hope so. It makes me sad every time I see those dogs.


rangda

You and I both know they almost certainly didn’t get a 3-10k puppy from a shelter. Instead they chose to pay a breeder who by the very nature of the breed they sell, is not ethical.


appelsiinimehu1

Unhealthy, please take care of him but don't breed him


blademasterjames

Oh go with, "I'm a walking medical emergency"


sterlingsilver1313

Oatmeal 🫠


masterclass999

I hope you adopted and did not shop, or else no name suggestions for you.


jsteeele

It def looks like they shopped ☹️


ichmachmalmeinding

Yeah, people buying pugs and frenchies make me sad, not Mademesmile


GenericCatName101

Of all the dog breeds, we're keeping the ones that struggle every day just to breathe going strong, really upsets me


eborg69

Scrumpleton


stephchiii

Iggy!


skkustidder

how about "bred to deformity" ?


Daetwyle

Breathn't since he seems struggling to breathe as intented


Zealousideal-Ideal-6

Frank


Napalmdeathfromabove

Dead by ten, life of hellish poor health, euthanised after bankruptcy via vet bills. Or my current favourite, bred for money laundering criminals. I guess none of those roll off the tongue so maybe just call the poor thing wheezy .


tmoore4748

Frank


kippers

r/ruinedbreeds


Knee_Elbow

My 9 year old daughter said blueberry, blue for short.


fournierh

Walter or Wally for short!


Tax_Man_63

Maximus, or Max for short.


AphroditeFlower

Sad, adopt don’t shop. These breeds have breathing issues and shouldn’t continue being bred switch shorter snouts. Really sad


Arya_kidding_me

Meatball Chunk


enderboi102

Jean Claude von dog.