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cockytacos

>Not that I care if Wendy gets hurt. Just if it falls apart, I’ll never hear the fucking end of it I love his commentary


mioki78

This is my fav kind of person and how I find myself rolling. Harsh words and kind actions. Not perfect but better than the other way round.


-newlife

Everything about how they talk to each other screams “best friends”. This was great


ExoticAccount6303

Bitch is a term of endearment sometimes.


Bender____Rodriguez

That’s right, bitch


Mr_Clumsy

Sometimes. Bitch.


S-r-ex

Alright, bitches, let's do this!


shanetwowheels

I’m still waiting to be someone’s favorite bitch.


SCP_179

You're my favorite bitch, bitch.


pedanticheron

Depends, are you Shanet with Wow Heels, or Shane with Two Wheels?


shanetwowheels

You can call me either, just call me.


Ckyuiii

Aw, bitch... 🤗


marshman82

Hay Scary Terry.


Shintamani

Not the right time, bitch.


ebjazzz

Thats what my wife and her mother call each other. They’re best friends.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

One of my exes and her mother call each other crackheads. As in, "What's up there, crackhead?" No, they were not really crackheads. They were just goofy. But in NJ you're not goofy, you're a crackhead. Lovingly.


Castieled

My wife and I started calling each other Bitch ever since that episode of Rick & Morty with Scary Terry. “Awww, biiitch”, was the way we’d say I love you. It was all good until her dad overheard me saying it, and we both had to try and explain that I wasn’t being a chauvinistic asshole, that I really did respect his daughter as a fully autonomous person who I loved and cared for and would never call her a bitch in a disrespectful manner. I TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO MY FATHER INLAW THAT I CALLED HIS DAUGHTER A BITCH BECAUSE I LOVE HER. I can still feel his eyes on the back of my head at family events sometimes.


Napkin_whore

Your father in law has somehow transplanted his eyes into the back of your head, conjoining your second set of eyes with the vagus nerve. The only weird this is, unlike your first set of eyes, this set involuntarily move on their own and do not send signals to your brain, instead somehow sending them over-the-air to your father-in-law.


ElizabethDangit

We started doing that after that one Key & Peele sketch


Justhavindacraic

You should hear what we do with C u next Tuesday in Ireland. I believe the last time I used it was yesterday when my friend of 35 years sent me a pic of himself at centre court at Wimbledon. It was a one word reply.


dgasp

This was a hard one to explain to my family. When hubby and I were dating we lived with my mom for a while and he'd be talking to family/friends over there and use it... My mom would freak out inside and thought he was being an asshole. Brought the family over for our wedding earlier this year and she finally got it.


Wolfblood-is-here

As a Brit I feel both of us have a strong cunt game, but let's face it, the Australians have us beat. Once had an Australian professor ask someone "hey cunt, why ya being a cunt ya cunt?"


Justhavindacraic

I have to concur that you Brits are well in on this practice and as my best mate is an Aussie I can also testify to their usage.


cats-they-walk

Thanks to the Irish and Australians on here, I have become completely desensitized to the word. My husband uses it regularly at me and I just laugh.


SanguineSoul013

It is mine. People are taken aback when I call my mom a bitch. "How dare you talk you your momma like that!" Bitch, I been talkin to her like this since 15 if I changed now she'd think I was a fucking pod person... Everyone in my family is a bitch. It's just who I am as a person and if you don't like it you ain't my bitch. 🤷🏻‍♀️


durful

Awww biitch.


[deleted]

The best relationships are the ones where everyone else around hearing you believes you in fact hate each other.


BobbiC69420

Only a best friend could get away with talking to you like that...anyone else would get their face smashed


ClubMeSoftly

It reminds me of when Zach Anner was on On The Spot. [It needs to be seen to be believed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waqy5ydFucY) [Full episode](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ne9wqJdeps)


X_MswmSwmsW_X

wow .. thank you for that one...


TheDangerdog

Holy shit that team name reveal 😆😆 It's 720 in the morning and I'm having to muffle the laughter to keep from waking my wife and kid up. Thanks for that, gonna be a good day I can feel it.


LeagueApprehensive75

So you like tsundere's ?


mioki78

Had to do a googles. No.


ArsenicBismuth

> No. Oh good, you understand it already!


AdamBombTV

It's not as if he wants to be friends with them or anything. *Pout, blush*


_GamerForLife_

Nah That is pretty much perfect. Even if they say harsh words, they would jump off from a bridge just to save each others.


Poecifer

You're the antithesis of the old southern Christian woman.


sub11m1na1

>Harsh words and kind actions Great slogan for someone who's running for office


QuarterLifeCircus

This comment convinced me to go back and watch with sound. Worth it! If anyone just fast-forwarded on mute to get the gist of it, please go back and rewatch!


temisola1

Same


WilanS

I never thought I'd come across a hard-boiled handy man. I thought only private investigators spoke like that.


Old-Base-6686

I actually laughed out loud at that one!🤣🤣🤣


Maoman1

> I knew I needed to whack off about 7 off the bottom of this thing and I've been wacking off 7 inches since I was about 11 years old lmao call me immature but that's the one that got me


TheChrono

This is how real comedians treat each other. Wholesome at heart. Daggers at the surface. But all in good fun.


Ben_Wah_Balls

“Later bitch…” 💀


Beermedear

> typically the elves work for Santa Hahahahah


haemaker

East Gonorrhea, Ohio.


loonatic8

Whe he said she's small but weighs as much as a sack of concrete, I about died


ElenorWoods

I’ve been whacking off seven inches since I was about seven years old


TwoBionicknees

Did you ever report the priest?


RedditWillSlowlyDie

^*11


activ8r

Christ, I just mentally glossed over that, but that's gold 😂


Energylegs23

That was the line that made this guy one of my new favorite creators, absolute gold lmao


Aptspire

True friendship


SIZO_1985

He really loves her.


ok_no_worries

> “Later bitch…” Thats how you know they both are best friends.


KillerFrost2U

"I appreciate it but why did you put all this dumb shit on it?" You have no idea how useful a mobile beverage holder will be Wendy! And it's nice to have a horn when you're small. I know she will use the additions a lot.


Phytanic

my mom had this exact same walker when she had ALS. she would've *killed* for a cup holder for her diet coke EDIT: Shes dead now, can't recover from ALS.


TheDangerdog

I have a cup holder on mine. If you don't use a cup with a lid the goddam thing will spill everywhere because I'm such a spastic imbalanced one legged moron


HelpWithDtuffplz

I found a really nice tumblr from tjmaxx, theres a rubber seal on the lid AND where the straw goes in. 10/10


BabyBlue5021

Fuuckk. That edit though hit me like a train.


Nautiyal_Adi

But he could have mounted belt feed M249 LMG instead of it. It would have been more usefull.


VoiceoftheLegion1994

I mean, the zombies aren’t supposed to come for a while yet, and raiders are easy enough to deal with by running into them with that thing.


ErrantIndy

He could have at least included the mount, so she *could* mount an LMG later.


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The-Helpful-One

Damn, that's the guy who taught me how to defend my car against a super manuverable fighter jet. Shit's a fucking life saver


DoomedAccordian

Best videos


EuroPolice

Judging by this video she's going to follow people she hates ringing that damn bell constantly. She became Hector Salamanca


BodhingJay

How else are you going to tell how fast you're going? A speedometer is for babies.. multi colored wind tassels are how the righteous and mighty divine such things


highway_40

I can't be the only one who was so entertained by this and wanted more, so here you go reddit. His youtube channel: https://youtube.com/user/LukeCapasso


11010110101010101010

I just spent 12 minutes watching him do a drywall corner. I am not doing drywall at all. Still worth it.


activ8r

I just watched one on RV toilets. Don't own an RV. Don't plan on ever owning an RV. But damn was it entertaining. Also learned a lot about little person maintenance.


anthro28

“Frederick Douglas described a corner as where two walls come together” Made it 30 seconds before crying laughing.


KatagatCunt

Full agree. That was great haha


Nimara

Here's their instagrams too! https://www.instagram.com/lukecapasso https://www.instagram.com/wendi_furguson


sparkyjay23

Doing good work


markgriz

Thanks for that, dude is fucking hilarious, and pretty informative too


thrussie

I would step on Wendy’s walker and climb that man like a tree


SluttyGandhi

Oh bless you. I was worried I was going to have to download Tic Tok.


Hidesuru

Thanks. I figured the comments would provide.


Bikinisbottom

Man I just spent a long time in there. How does this guy have so few views? He’s entertaining AF.


VulvaSpud

His history videos are entertaining and informative.


fooman141

I’m jealous of their friendship.


TheEyeDontLie

I'm jealous of most friendships, but this one seems especially tight.


sammydingo53

Sack of concrete is my new banana for scale. For weight. You get it.


hittingpoppers

Makes as much sense as a stone. I'm 6 bags of concrete , what's that 5 stone?


sammydingo53

I can’t argue with that math


Equivalent_Purple_81

I've bought concrete in bags of 50, 60 and 80 pounds. Suboptimal unit of measurement.


pcsguy

Is each one proportionally dimensional to a football field equally?


campbellm

What size concrete bags do they have in the UK? I've never seen one less than 50# here in the states; that's over 3 stones each?


SuperSmashedBurger

"She may not look like much but she weighs about as much as a sack of concrete" dunno why but I got a laugh outta this one.


Tough-Development-41

“been wacking off 7” since i was 11yrs old-“ 😂


Tman158

3.5inch twice a day = 7


Stony_Logica1

Middle out compression.


_MFBroom

Let me ask you a question. Do you know how long it would take you to jack off every guy here? Because I do.


RadioactiveFruitCup

The audio is funny as hell.


southjerzrep87

The narration definitely makes this video worth it.


PainfulPeanutBlender

I had to watch it a few times cause I kept laughing at the commentary and missing his lines


P_grandiflora

Same here; it was gold, but it felt like the world’s longest run-on sentence. I definitely caught some great lines during subsequent viewings.


AVLLaw

Salty outside, sweet inside. He’s absolutely the best kind of asshole.


Witty_Goose_7724

That’s how all my asshole friends are. Fucking love those douche nozzles.


Summerie

I’ve tasted asshole before, and I’m not sure that’s what I came up with.


ScrewSimonCowell

Maybe find some more assholes?


Earguy

Funny commentary, bro for modifying the walker, but fuck the "medical professional" who gave her this walker in the first place. It's still too wide for her. They make walkers for toddlers. They can be assembled from parts to accommodate any sized person.


SaintMaya

I used to tutor blind students. The division of blind services sent them all typewriters with visual displays. More than a few students were pissed.


Gobert3ptShooter

Wouldn't a typewriter with a visual display be about the same as one without it to a blind person?


SaintMaya

You would type out, it would go into a visual buffer, then you'd approve it was typed correctly, visually, then trigger it to print.


DelivererDave

This dude is a fuckin prince! He still gives her shit and doesn’t pander to her because of her disability yet he spent a fuck ton of time fixing it for her. A real friend.


Siddlicious

Yea, the cursing seem authentic for their friendship and didn’t feel like forced edgy content.


godisawayonbusiness

I'm disabled because of my mental illness and holy shit the best folks I've met in therapy and groups are ones with physical disabilities. I've never felt more comfortable to be myself and it's taught me if people stare? Fuck em, ask if they want a ticket to watch. You're not broken or a spectacle because of your diagnosis!


Siddlicious

EXACTLY! I feel that the authentic people are willing to “mock” your disability. Not being mean but just light teasing and if anyone is being serious about mocking you, they’re quick to come to your defense. It’s one of those “HEY ONLY I CAN MAKE FUN OF MY BEST FRIEND LIKE THAT! I WILL BEAT YOU INTO NEXT MONTH IF YOU DONT TAKE IT BACK!”


Pattoe89

I used to be a carer and the best way to treat others is how you'd treat anyone. I once had a colleague tell me one of the guys we cared for 'hated him'. I asked to shadow one of his visits and my colleague talked to this 87 year old Army Vet, Ex-Boxer, Ex Brick-layer in the most patronising way. Genuinely put on a voice like he was talking to a 7 year old girl who had just fallen over "Oooh are you oooookay today? how can i heeeeeeelpp, would you like a cup of teaaa?" No, fuck that. I come in and it's "How ya doin mate I'll get the kettle on, you get in any trouble since I was here last?" talkin to him man to man. None of this patronising bullshit.


vuvuzela240gl

I stumbled across his channel a few nights ago, he seems to do this a lot for people, and he’s hilarious to boot


SirGav1n

East Gonorrhea, Ohio, the Jewel of the Midwest.


MrLittleSam

My dumbass actually Google it to see if it was a real place.


Hoitaa

Considering some place names you hear, I wouldn't be surprised.


World_Wide_Deb

I love their dynamic so much. Friendship goals right here.


[deleted]

When she opens the door and says “what’s up bitch” I nearly died. We should be friends.


Siddlicious

I normally hate videos with lots of unnecessary cursing just to be edgy but he delivered that shit perfectly. Love their friendship. “Sup bitch?”


h-bugg96

It's different when it's "to be edgy" from when it's just who you are and how you express youself


a-town4lyfe

So this is what it’s like getting to a post before it hits the front page, huh?


D-Rictus

It's a rare treat enjoy the ride up.


awesomeroy

bro i love that he doesnt let her "disability"? "short comings?" "condition" stop him from just talking shit to her and being a good friend. Thats the kind of guy who you want in your life. an absolute asshole but is funny about it. because you know hes not saying shit behind your back and you know hes got your back.


TheBaconofGrief

“Why did you put all this dumb shi- OH IT LIGHTS UP?”


NoRestForTheWicked96

Wow, this was a surprisingly wholesome video.


letmeseem

Yeah, pretty particular swearing/wholesomeness ratio


bowling4burgers

This is awesome


Korleonis

Luke Capasso https://www.youtube.com/user/LukeCapasso Smoking Crack With Comics in a Caravan [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGhN4HyVybI&ab\_channel=LukeCapasso](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGhN4HyVybI&ab_channel=LukeCapasso)


EugeneOregonDad

Let's not forget Wendi! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCydMPSMFJZiFOKyWB7v-3xw


PolishHypocrisy

Commentary's gold....thanks for being a decent person, keep on keeping on..


Dcor

My only critique is that the handle bars may need to be narrowed. She kinda wide gripping it like ape hangers.


meepmorprobotnoises

I love how when she opens the door to him she says "what's up, bitch". That shit was hilarious. As was him "stress testing it" not because he cares if she gets hurt but because if it breaks he'll never hear the end of it.


[deleted]

SMH. Doesn’t everyone know how far their friends’ asses are from the ground?


Enjoyitbeforeitsover

This guy needs to narrate more, funny af


ManifestTheVibe

What a dope ass friend. The world needs more people like this.


Level-Engineering-11

I'm sorry but sweaty dego grease......Really.......I'm dead. I'm sitting in the bathroom about to shower drenched from work and a few laps at the climbing gym.


Outrageous-Whole5992

Looks like he was renovating an apartment for her too at the start.


HowBoutAFandango

💀


Misanthrope357

"I knew I needed to wack off 7 inches off this thing and uhh I've been wacking 7 inches since I was 11 years old" bruhh 🤣


AnalysisMoney

I’m an ATP (assistive Technology provider). Medicare really flopped on this one. Great job modifying her walker!


Aramedlig

East Gonorrhea Ohio 😂🤣


1amazingday

So sweet! And funny!


Laroo2020

This is fucking awesome. I love the dynamics of their friendship. 🤣


maso3K

7 inch gang represent!


Comedian_Recent

7” in tha house.


Ryuke13

This guy's funny as hell


Atzukeeper

I had to take it apart and put back together 87 times Every handyman ever


trenta_nueve

r/MadeMeSmile


dissidentaggressor6

I love this...thats how you treat your real friends


xboston

"I need to whack off 7 inches from this thing. I've been whacking off 7 inches since I was 11 years old" omg that had me rolling.


ParticularSmell5285

Its too wide still.


blhd96

Wtf this was the most wholesome shit I watched all morning.


thedanray

That's my definition of true love.


cincinnaticj7

This guy is not funny at all. Just kidding. He had me rolling!


ToddlerOlympian

Is there anything better than helping out a friend while also insulting them to the entire internet?


Chazzzz13

Where is east gonorrhea Ohio? It’s got to be close to where I live in Ohio. Lol


Automatic-Fact9935

This is absolute Gold!


Easy_Ambassador1839

You are you hell of a guy


Sticky_Duck

Another thing I would have changed was the width maybe make it not as wide


jum_p

This video is so human. This guy was so legendary for this! She seems like such a cool and funny lady. the goofy accents were so thoughtful


Jamfour9

7 inches at 11? Ok you lost me. 🤷🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️😌


BisquickNinja

The commentary was awesomeness... especially when she asks and answers in the same manner... 👍🤣🤣🤣


Binarycold

These types of friendships are incredible. I used to volunteer some years back and ended up making friends with this old crank named Miriam. She was horribly rude and just crotchety all the time. We’d paint together and insult each other and talk shit and just generally give each other hell. This went on for about 3 years. Birthdays and holidays I’d always stop by and see Miriam or take her out (with permission from her family) to events or lunch. Anyway, she finally got very Ill (she was 97 years old) and I got her a “good riddance” card which she flipped me the bird for. We laughed a little and then I cried a lot, and she just told me not to be a pussy and how I looked like an asshole crying. Then she cried a little and cursed me out for it and told me she’d miss my stupid face. She passed away a couple days later… Turns out Miriam left me a bunch of her old paintings which I have hanging around my place. Every now and again I think of that old witch.. and I guess I just miss my friend.


CanadianGoose11

Every friend knows how far their friends ass is from the ground


Bcubedbbx

I love this relationship


mbashs

Comedy genius and handy man who’s been whacking 7 inches since he was 11.


Some-Smoke-7737

Lmao, she’s cool. Definitely following.


TheHotDogButter

What an amazing friend! Warms my heart to see a great friendship!


Old-Base-6686

Agreed!


Idryl_Davcharad

Why the downvotes? Reddit is so strange sometimes


TheHotDogButter

Oh, wow! Mostly children on this app I'd assume? No idea


Idryl_Davcharad

It looks like we got your karma back where it should be. Carry on friend.


misader

NOT A SACK OF CONCRETE!!!


clrlmiller

Holy Shit, I'm f\*\*king dying from lack of oxygen I'm laughing so hard between the tears of joy and smiles. Thanks for being awesome!


[deleted]

“East Ghonorreah Ohio.”


flyonthwall

Need to rename this sub to usgovernmentbeingassholes Why the fuck should it fall on a disabled person to have to get her friend to modify her walker to actually be useful


posh_fulfillment

So touching


xfyle1224

What a great friend!


MistressMidnight_91

I watched this too many times . I love it 😍.


rosindrip

“I’ve been wacking off 7 inches since I was about 11 years old.” THIS MAN IS PURE GOLD. Save him at all costs.


icrossedtheroad

Fucking fucking fuck. All of this is golden love.


wolfling365

Your brother's seven inches? Sorry, had to say it. 🤣😈


Odekota

So why no speedometer as well?


2oosra

"I have been wacking off seven inches since I was 11" is comedy gold.


Few-Park2969

This is so refreshing to watch! I really needed this today. I love your candor and can really tell you two love each other, especially with all the work you put into it and thinking of those extras.


Father_of_trillions

This is adorable


aRandomFox-I

[Pimp My ~~Wheelchair~~ Walker](https://youtu.be/bKdeqeP7VU0)


GEORDIEPAULO

Just missing the A-Team music when he started the work.


gomi-panda

Alright since some you are interested, here is their social media: Wendi Furguson (little bitch) Luke Capasso (elf bitch) And their YouTube show, Smoking Crack with Comics in a Caravan: https://youtu.be/Tz39ZdIct3U


[deleted]

>"I appreciate it, but why'd you put all this dumb shit on it?" Then five seconds later in the video she's annoying people with the bell. I'm sure he put it on there to mock her, but he just gave her something to annoy people with. lol


ghallway

THis guy should have his own DIY show, complete with the saucy language.


Lucky_Number_3

“Motherfucker I’ve never done it before but I’m positive I’ll be good at it.” Where can I get me some of this confidence stuff?


KitCatapult

I adore this extra because I love teasing humor between good friends and I also use a walker. I feel F'ing *seen* right now. Wendy, I would kill for streamers out of my walker handles, haha... Enjoy your new walker and enjoy your awesome friendship. Edit: word


aveclavague

Next fucking level of friendship.


BucketSentry

Good banter, may have to give their comedy skits a look.