By - Drewskidude325
>Not that I care if Wendy gets hurt. Just if it falls apart, I’ll never hear the fucking end of it
I love his commentary
This is my fav kind of person and how I find myself rolling. Harsh words and kind actions. Not perfect but better than the other way round.
Everything about how they talk to each other screams “best friends”. This was great
Bitch is a term of endearment sometimes.
That’s right, bitch
Alright, bitches, let's do this!
I’m still waiting to be someone’s favorite bitch.
You're my favorite bitch, bitch.
Depends, are you Shanet with Wow Heels, or Shane with Two Wheels?
You can call me either, just call me.
Aw, bitch... 🤗
Hay Scary Terry.
Not the right time, bitch.
Thats what my wife and her mother call each other. They’re best friends.
One of my exes and her mother call each other crackheads. As in, "What's up there, crackhead?"
No, they were not really crackheads. They were just goofy. But in NJ you're not goofy, you're a crackhead. Lovingly.
My wife and I started calling each other Bitch ever since that episode of Rick & Morty with Scary Terry. “Awww, biiitch”, was the way we’d say I love you.
It was all good until her dad overheard me saying it, and we both had to try and explain that I wasn’t being a chauvinistic asshole, that I really did respect his daughter as a fully autonomous person who I loved and cared for and would never call her a bitch in a disrespectful manner.
I TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO MY FATHER INLAW THAT I CALLED HIS DAUGHTER A BITCH BECAUSE I LOVE HER.
I can still feel his eyes on the back of my head at family events sometimes.
Your father in law has somehow transplanted his eyes into the back of your head, conjoining your second set of eyes with the vagus nerve.
The only weird this is, unlike your first set of eyes, this set involuntarily move on their own and do not send signals to your brain, instead somehow sending them over-the-air to your father-in-law.
We started doing that after that one Key & Peele sketch
You should hear what we do with C u next Tuesday in Ireland.
I believe the last time I used it was yesterday when my friend of 35 years sent me a pic of himself at centre court at Wimbledon. It was a one word reply.
This was a hard one to explain to my family. When hubby and I were dating we lived with my mom for a while and he'd be talking to family/friends over there and use it... My mom would freak out inside and thought he was being an asshole. Brought the family over for our wedding earlier this year and she finally got it.
As a Brit I feel both of us have a strong cunt game, but let's face it, the Australians have us beat. Once had an Australian professor ask someone "hey cunt, why ya being a cunt ya cunt?"
I have to concur that you Brits are well in on this practice and as my best mate is an Aussie I can also testify to their usage.
Thanks to the Irish and Australians on here, I have become completely desensitized to the word. My husband uses it regularly at me and I just laugh.
It is mine. People are taken aback when I call my mom a bitch. "How dare you talk you your momma like that!" Bitch, I been talkin to her like this since 15 if I changed now she'd think I was a fucking pod person...
Everyone in my family is a bitch. It's just who I am as a person and if you don't like it you ain't my bitch. 🤷🏻♀️
The best relationships are the ones where everyone else around hearing you believes you in fact hate each other.
Only a best friend could get away with talking to you like that...anyone else would get their face smashed
It reminds me of when Zach Anner was on On The Spot.
[It needs to be seen to be believed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waqy5ydFucY)
wow .. thank you for that one...
Holy shit that team name reveal 😆😆
It's 720 in the morning and I'm having to muffle the laughter to keep from waking my wife and kid up.
Thanks for that, gonna be a good day I can feel it.
So you like tsundere's ?
Had to do a googles. No.
Oh good, you understand it already!
It's not as if he wants to be friends with them or anything. *Pout, blush*
That is pretty much perfect. Even if they say harsh words, they would jump off from a bridge just to save each others.
You're the antithesis of the old southern Christian woman.
>Harsh words and kind actions
Great slogan for someone who's running for office
This comment convinced me to go back and watch with sound. Worth it! If anyone just fast-forwarded on mute to get the gist of it, please go back and rewatch!
I never thought I'd come across a hard-boiled handy man. I thought only private investigators spoke like that.
I actually laughed out loud at that one!🤣🤣🤣
> I knew I needed to whack off about 7 off the bottom of this thing and I've been wacking off 7 inches since I was about 11 years old
lmao call me immature but that's the one that got me
This is how real comedians treat each other. Wholesome at heart. Daggers at the surface. But all in good fun.
> typically the elves work for Santa
East Gonorrhea, Ohio.
Whe he said she's small but weighs as much as a sack of concrete, I about died
I’ve been whacking off seven inches since I was about seven years old
Did you ever report the priest?
Christ, I just mentally glossed over that, but that's gold 😂
That was the line that made this guy one of my new favorite creators, absolute gold lmao
He really loves her.
> “Later bitch…”
Thats how you know they both are best friends.
"I appreciate it but why did you put all this dumb shit on it?"
You have no idea how useful a mobile beverage holder will be Wendy! And it's nice to have a horn when you're small. I know she will use the additions a lot.
my mom had this exact same walker when she had ALS. she would've *killed* for a cup holder for her diet coke
EDIT: Shes dead now, can't recover from ALS.
I have a cup holder on mine. If you don't use a cup with a lid the goddam thing will spill everywhere because I'm such a spastic imbalanced one legged moron
I found a really nice tumblr from tjmaxx, theres a rubber seal on the lid AND where the straw goes in. 10/10
Fuuckk. That edit though hit me like a train.
But he could have mounted belt feed M249 LMG instead of it. It would have been more usefull.
I mean, the zombies aren’t supposed to come for a while yet, and raiders are easy enough to deal with by running into them with that thing.
He could have at least included the mount, so she *could* mount an LMG later.
Damn, that's the guy who taught me how to defend my car against a super manuverable fighter jet. Shit's a fucking life saver
Judging by this video she's going to follow people she hates ringing that damn bell constantly. She became Hector Salamanca
How else are you going to tell how fast you're going? A speedometer is for babies.. multi colored wind tassels are how the righteous and mighty divine such things
I can't be the only one who was so entertained by this and wanted more, so here you go reddit.
His youtube channel: https://youtube.com/user/LukeCapasso
I just spent 12 minutes watching him do a drywall corner. I am not doing drywall at all. Still worth it.
I just watched one on RV toilets. Don't own an RV. Don't plan on ever owning an RV. But damn was it entertaining. Also learned a lot about little person maintenance.
“Frederick Douglas described a corner as where two walls come together”
Made it 30 seconds before crying laughing.
Full agree. That was great haha
Here's their instagrams too!
Doing good work
Thanks for that, dude is fucking hilarious, and pretty informative too
I would step on Wendy’s walker and climb that man like a tree
Oh bless you. I was worried I was going to have to download Tic Tok.
Thanks. I figured the comments would provide.
Man I just spent a long time in there. How does this guy have so few views? He’s entertaining AF.
His history videos are entertaining and informative.
I’m jealous of their friendship.
I'm jealous of most friendships, but this one seems especially tight.
Sack of concrete is my new banana for scale. For weight. You get it.
Makes as much sense as a stone. I'm 6 bags of concrete , what's that 5 stone?
I can’t argue with that math
I've bought concrete in bags of 50, 60 and 80 pounds. Suboptimal unit of measurement.
Is each one proportionally dimensional to a football field equally?
What size concrete bags do they have in the UK? I've never seen one less than 50# here in the states; that's over 3 stones each?
"She may not look like much but she weighs about as much as a sack of concrete"
dunno why but I got a laugh outta this one.
“been wacking off 7” since i was 11yrs old-“
3.5inch twice a day = 7
Middle out compression.
Let me ask you a question. Do you know how long it would take you to jack off every guy here? Because I do.
The audio is funny as hell.
The narration definitely makes this video worth it.
I had to watch it a few times cause I kept laughing at the commentary and missing his lines
Same here; it was gold, but it felt like the world’s longest run-on sentence. I definitely caught some great lines during subsequent viewings.
Salty outside, sweet inside. He’s absolutely the best kind of asshole.
That’s how all my asshole friends are. Fucking love those douche nozzles.
I’ve tasted asshole before, and I’m not sure that’s what I came up with.
Maybe find some more assholes?
Funny commentary, bro for modifying the walker, but fuck the "medical professional" who gave her this walker in the first place. It's still too wide for her.
They make walkers for toddlers. They can be assembled from parts to accommodate any sized person.
I used to tutor blind students. The division of blind services sent them all typewriters with visual displays. More than a few students were pissed.
Wouldn't a typewriter with a visual display be about the same as one without it to a blind person?
You would type out, it would go into a visual buffer, then you'd approve it was typed correctly, visually, then trigger it to print.
This dude is a fuckin prince! He still gives her shit and doesn’t pander to her because of her disability yet he spent a fuck ton of time fixing it for her. A real friend.
Yea, the cursing seem authentic for their friendship and didn’t feel like forced edgy content.
I'm disabled because of my mental illness and holy shit the best folks I've met in therapy and groups are ones with physical disabilities. I've never felt more comfortable to be myself and it's taught me if people stare? Fuck em, ask if they want a ticket to watch. You're not broken or a spectacle because of your diagnosis!
EXACTLY! I feel that the authentic people are willing to “mock” your disability. Not being mean but just light teasing and if anyone is being serious about mocking you, they’re quick to come to your defense. It’s one of those “HEY ONLY I CAN MAKE FUN OF MY BEST FRIEND LIKE THAT! I WILL BEAT YOU INTO NEXT MONTH IF YOU DONT TAKE IT BACK!”
I used to be a carer and the best way to treat others is how you'd treat anyone.
I once had a colleague tell me one of the guys we cared for 'hated him'. I asked to shadow one of his visits and my colleague talked to this 87 year old Army Vet, Ex-Boxer, Ex Brick-layer in the most patronising way.
Genuinely put on a voice like he was talking to a 7 year old girl who had just fallen over "Oooh are you oooookay today? how can i heeeeeeelpp, would you like a cup of teaaa?"
No, fuck that. I come in and it's "How ya doin mate I'll get the kettle on, you get in any trouble since I was here last?" talkin to him man to man. None of this patronising bullshit.
I stumbled across his channel a few nights ago, he seems to do this a lot for people, and he’s hilarious to boot
East Gonorrhea, Ohio, the Jewel of the Midwest.
My dumbass actually Google it to see if it was a real place.
Considering some place names you hear, I wouldn't be surprised.
I love their dynamic so much. Friendship goals right here.
When she opens the door and says “what’s up bitch” I nearly died. We should be friends.
I normally hate videos with lots of unnecessary cursing just to be edgy but he delivered that shit perfectly. Love their friendship. “Sup bitch?”
It's different when it's "to be edgy" from when it's just who you are and how you express youself
So this is what it’s like getting to a post before it hits the front page, huh?
It's a rare treat enjoy the ride up.
bro i love that he doesnt let her "disability"? "short comings?" "condition" stop him from just talking shit to her and being a good friend.
Thats the kind of guy who you want in your life. an absolute asshole but is funny about it. because you know hes not saying shit behind your back and you know hes got your back.
“Why did you put all this dumb shi- OH IT LIGHTS UP?”
Wow, this was a surprisingly wholesome video.
Yeah, pretty particular swearing/wholesomeness ratio
This is awesome
Smoking Crack With Comics in a Caravan
Let's not forget Wendi! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCydMPSMFJZiFOKyWB7v-3xw
Commentary's gold....thanks for being a decent person, keep on keeping on..
My only critique is that the handle bars may need to be narrowed. She kinda wide gripping it like ape hangers.
I love how when she opens the door to him she says "what's up, bitch". That shit was hilarious.
As was him "stress testing it" not because he cares if she gets hurt but because if it breaks he'll never hear the end of it.
SMH. Doesn’t everyone know how far their friends’ asses are from the ground?
This guy needs to narrate more, funny af
What a dope ass friend. The world needs more people like this.
I'm sorry but sweaty dego grease......Really.......I'm dead. I'm sitting in the bathroom about to shower drenched from work and a few laps at the climbing gym.
Looks like he was renovating an apartment for her too at the start.
"I knew I needed to wack off 7 inches off this thing and uhh I've been wacking 7 inches since I was 11 years old" bruhh 🤣
I’m an ATP (assistive Technology provider). Medicare really flopped on this one. Great job modifying her walker!
East Gonorrhea Ohio 😂🤣
So sweet! And funny!
This is fucking awesome. I love the dynamics of their friendship. 🤣
7 inch gang represent!
7” in tha house.
This guy's funny as hell
I had to take it apart and put back together 87 times
Every handyman ever
I love this...thats how you treat your real friends
"I need to whack off 7 inches from this thing. I've been whacking off 7 inches since I was 11 years old" omg that had me rolling.
Its too wide still.
Wtf this was the most wholesome shit I watched all morning.
That's my definition of true love.
This guy is not funny at all. Just kidding. He had me rolling!
Is there anything better than helping out a friend while also insulting them to the entire internet?
Where is east gonorrhea Ohio? It’s got to be close to where I live in Ohio. Lol
This is absolute Gold!
You are you hell of a guy
Another thing I would have changed was the width maybe make it not as wide
This video is so human. This guy was so legendary for this! She seems like such a cool and funny lady. the goofy accents were so thoughtful
7 inches at 11? Ok you lost me. 🤷🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️😌
The commentary was awesomeness... especially when she asks and answers in the same manner... 👍🤣🤣🤣
These types of friendships are incredible. I used to volunteer some years back and ended up making friends with this old crank named Miriam. She was horribly rude and just crotchety all the time. We’d paint together and insult each other and talk shit and just generally give each other hell. This went on for about 3 years. Birthdays and holidays I’d always stop by and see Miriam or take her out (with permission from her family) to events or lunch. Anyway, she finally got very Ill (she was 97 years old) and I got her a “good riddance” card which she flipped me the bird for. We laughed a little and then I cried a lot, and she just told me not to be a pussy and how I looked like an asshole crying. Then she cried a little and cursed me out for it and told me she’d miss my stupid face. She passed away a couple days later… Turns out Miriam left me a bunch of her old paintings which I have hanging around my place. Every now and again I think of that old witch.. and I guess I just miss my friend.
Every friend knows how far their friends ass is from the ground
I love this relationship
Comedy genius and handy man who’s been whacking 7 inches since he was 11.
Lmao, she’s cool. Definitely following.
What an amazing friend! Warms my heart to see a great friendship!
Why the downvotes? Reddit is so strange sometimes
Mostly children on this app I'd assume? No idea
It looks like we got your karma back where it should be. Carry on friend.
NOT A SACK OF CONCRETE!!!
Holy Shit, I'm f\*\*king dying from lack of oxygen I'm laughing so hard between the tears of joy and smiles.
Thanks for being awesome!
“East Ghonorreah Ohio.”
Need to rename this sub to usgovernmentbeingassholes
Why the fuck should it fall on a disabled person to have to get her friend to modify her walker to actually be useful
What a great friend!
I watched this too many times . I love it 😍.
“I’ve been wacking off 7 inches since I was about 11 years old.”
THIS MAN IS PURE GOLD. Save him at all costs.
Fucking fucking fuck. All of this is golden love.
Your brother's seven inches?
Sorry, had to say it. 🤣😈
So why no speedometer as well?
"I have been wacking off seven inches since I was 11" is comedy gold.
This is so refreshing to watch! I really needed this today. I love your candor and can really tell you two love each other, especially with all the work you put into it and thinking of those extras.
This is adorable
[Pimp My ~~Wheelchair~~ Walker](https://youtu.be/bKdeqeP7VU0)
Just missing the A-Team music when he started the work.
Alright since some you are interested, here is their social media:
Wendi Furguson (little bitch)
Luke Capasso (elf bitch)
And their YouTube show, Smoking Crack with Comics in a Caravan: https://youtu.be/Tz39ZdIct3U
>"I appreciate it, but why'd you put all this dumb shit on it?"
Then five seconds later in the video she's annoying people with the bell. I'm sure he put it on there to mock her, but he just gave her something to annoy people with. lol
THis guy should have his own DIY show, complete with the saucy language.
“Motherfucker I’ve never done it before but I’m positive I’ll be good at it.”
Where can I get me some of this confidence stuff?
I adore this extra because I love teasing humor between good friends and I also use a walker. I feel F'ing *seen* right now. Wendy, I would kill for streamers out of my walker handles, haha... Enjoy your new walker and enjoy your awesome friendship.
Next fucking level of friendship.
Good banter, may have to give their comedy skits a look.