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KWHEEN SHIT

KWHEEN SHIT

Lazysaurus

Whenever a man spends money on me, or I spend money, it's actually a business investment 📈💅 Whenever a man spends money on himself, it's a capital loss 📉💸


Jewishbabyducks

EVERYONE should know that the strength of the relationship relies on the piece of metal that bends around the finger. NOTHING else actually matters once you get the HVM and the piece of stone on a band. Don’t let “happily married” pickmeishas tell you otherwise 💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️


pulugulu

hold your horses miesha, “what can WE do for eachother”??? 🤨 WE can’t do a goddamn thang 👎🙄 what can YOU (men🤮) do for US (kweens👸)🤷‍♀️


silkysemen

Proposing with anything less than the star of India is LVM shit.


QueenJessica96

ONLY 3ct? P-I-CK-M-E-I-S-H-A. Anything under 600ct has no value. If you cant buy 5 mansions from the ring on your finger is he even trying? His love will never come close to the validation I get from my female friends. NOW GET TO IT SCROTE 🤜🏻💥😵


cobracoral

a true HVM will propose with at least 12c A Kween will have a 12c ring on each finger from each of their 10 HVM proposals Also: after a HVM proposes the ring belongs to the kween... She can (and should) walk away immediately and she keeps the ring. The HVM has to then give her another ring to prove his value and constancy


jzck20

my future husband better proposes in a 7 stars hotel or he LVM


jtmetcalfe

A 3ct stone for $3500 is a pretty shit diamond


captaindestucto

So basically prostitution except men can't even expect any sexual satisfaction from the deal, only the presence of an inflated ego and insufferable "personality." Pass.


TheRabbitTunnel

Incel


s-dubya

Kweens don't have sex, scrote.