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Mama ferret showing off her babies

Mama ferret showing off her babies

ProfessionalLeek8

Either that, or she considers that finger to be one of her children.


JWson

Or she thinks she's successfully hunted down a human and is feeding it to her babies.


Forward-Deer6008

you took the words right out of my mouth


CaramelWatermelon

It must have been when you were kissing me


YUTOGAIA

Gay Sorry just an easy joke, just like your mom I'll see myself out


Buster802

Or a babysitter, being a mama ain't easy, she needs some rest.


notreallylucy

Human! You too are bald and helpless! Come with me.


rabbitwonker

Or possibly: “I need to be with my babies” plus “I want pets from the human.” Problem solved.


sphennodon

It's definitely that, this is not the first video I see of this behavior. Their instincts tell them to bring back to the nest any long hairless pink thing they see .


LukeVenom

That's a lot of trust


ThatOneWhoSparkles

Apparently it means that the ferret sees her human as her mate


SN0WFAKER

"Now get in here and help out ffs!"


OP_Sidearm

sus


SubstantialJunket827

susss


IceBearCares

Giggidy


Purebred_asshole

Giiiiiiiiiiig


foggyhead93

Goo


Milel8

G


Forward-Deer6008

h :)


Forward-Deer6008

sussy


MilkAzedo

so, how much child support are we talking about here ?


bearsheperd

Enough to feed 6 ferrets


DyleanCuisine

Best i can do is tree fiddy.


trumpetrabbit

That makes a lot more sense than "ferret thinks human is one of the babies"


DivergingUnity

This sort of thing happens often with exotic pets because people love touching stuff and animals love fucking stuff that caresses them


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DivergingUnity

#endferretabuse


ApexTheCactus

You ok? Need to talk?


FuttBucker66

Step-owner what are you doing.


TomFoolery119

What a terrible day to know how to read. Time to go cleanse myself in r/eyebleach OH WAIT


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locke231

Bruh


noneya-818

I'm thinking the fingers look an awful lot like her babies and she is probably mixed up. They get overly protective.


lemonsharking

Or the finger looks exactly like a baby ferret and she's putting it back where it goes


clarice270

Ferrets are amazing pets


darkfalzx

If only they weren't so damn stinky!


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ScaldingAnus

I just gave away one of my kittens and have been guilt struck the whole time. Thanks for your kind words :')


FaultyMindCamera

It's okay Scalding. Fucking. Anus. It'll pass.


third-time-charmed

This is just factually incorrect. Various animals have different patterns of childrearing, and at different ages.


RomaruDarkeyes

You are my baby too, you come with other children.


satellite779

In a similar video, someone explained mama wants the smell of a human on her babies since humans are these huge super beings. Babies having that smell should protect them from predators.


SpiderGlitch22

If true, that's actually really smart


ShadooTH

I thought it was just because the finger looked like a baby


Retrohanska59

That's my assumption, too. Pink fingers probably look enough like babies for a mother whose insticts are going a bit wild and familiar scent only adds to that. They must be kept in the nest.


Unbalanced531

Honestly the little pile of babies there does look a bit like some weird hand writhing its fingers together. Not too much a stretch of the imagination that ferret mom sees the same thing in the other direction!


ClementineAislinn

It really is that simple. Humans too often imagine their own reasons for things, ignoring simple instinct. A chicken will roll a light bulb under herself thinking it’s an egg, too.


burko81

My Cockatiel recently made a nest and sat on a peanut.


RomaruDarkeyes

Aww - poor broody baby


Stickguy259

Yes everyone else is stupid, not just having fun with the situation. Thanks for being so smart!


Chrimpsy

See these wigglers? I did that.


SabrielSage

"Look what I made :) "


shrizzal

*ITS ALIVE!*.....*I THINK*


scdfred

Now take care of them, I’m tired.


_Allie_Kat_

“So uhhhhhhhh you can babysit till 8, right? Great! They’re riiiiiiiiiiiiiight here!”


Kablaaw

And remember, no violent TV. The food is in the fridge, and we'll be back as soon as possible


tiifdogo

They're practically angels, so we'll be paying you less.


totes_mygotes

This deserves more credit lol. These types of people, yeesh.


CoolishFoolish

long cat


no_haduken

Wiggle rat


Ok-Season-7181

Land only otters


blowjobsjoplinhigh

Alternate reality snake


otterfucboi69

Baby pats


kunstname

Wiggidy


gingerbeard1775

Cat snake


Borktastat

Fur tube


Armazzle

Children this is hand, hand this is children. uwu


PreparationForeign55

Nice meeting meeting you hand . LOL


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Kablaaw

You staying home for dinner hand?


shrizzal

Gotta *hand* it to ya, your paw-sitively stunning


smelly_sulphur

They bring food. Say hello!


DoomsdayDilettante

No joke, this is seriously why they do it. They are fed by the human, so they want their children to be comfortable around the human. Or so I was told on another reddit thread


smelly_sulphur

Cool stuff


Blumingo

"Kids don't bite it"


phamtasticgamer

I guess when mama ferret wanted the human to give her a hand, she really meant it!


VVen0m

I love how momma ferrets do that. But you know what I don't love? I'm sorry Ferret mating rituals


JuGGieG84

I'm unfamiliar with their mating rituals.


VVen0m

It's all fun and games untill the male starts brutally assaulting the female, biting her and dragging around the cage because that's the only way to make her ovulate


Definitly_Not_James

Ferrets are in to bdsm lmao


RazorRell09

cease.


PaintedGreenFrame

They include a cage? That’s pretty advanced bdsm stuff, for a ferret.


VVen0m

I searched "ferret mating rituals" just to double check if I'm right before I wrote that comment, the top result did indeed mention a cage, I have no ferrets, the reason I even have this information is Casual Geographic, your honor, I claim ignorance


HotDoggerson

Interesting search history


VVen0m

Meh, don't even think this would be in the top 10 things you'd notice first in my search history


JuGGieG84

Oh boy, I was blissfully unaware of that. I imagine that would be difficult to watch if they were your pets.


aaron-is-dead

It's worth nothing that ferrets are quite resilient little creatures and the female is able to escape if necessary. Ferrets also play with each other by biting and grabbing, and also go limp when scruffed like a cat, so being bitten and dragged isn't out of the blue for them. What may look like assault is just how ferrets communicate. While male ferrets tend to be a bit more aggressive for whatever reason, the female usually gets out unharmed. Nonetheless, always keep an eye on mixed-gender pairs. Obviously stuff happens and males can get too aggressive.


R0da

And if yall think 'what can be worse for the female than that?" Female ferrets will literally die if they don't get sex after they go into heat.


minicpst

If anything says, “this is not the final product of evolution” this is it. What?? Just WHAT? I thought the cats had it bad.


PaanuriEater

There is no such thing as a "final product of evolution". Evolution is constantly happening. In 500,000 years many species will be unrecognizable compared to their ancestors around today. Ferrets and humans are no exception to this.


Original-Video

I mean... I would consider an extinct species as having reached its final evolution...


minicpst

That's why it was in quotes. :)


ScarceyTheBlue

oH


BerniesBoner

Oh, she's a proud little mama showing off her babies. Give her some rich treats for the milk.


WinGreen2013

So Wholesome . She's so pRoud


FlamingSpitoon433

Cuddle noodles


bigboog1

"Ferrets are the limousine of rats." - Theo Von


Gandalfffffffff

"Come, human, and behold my creations. They shall go forth, and conquer... nice scratchies..."


Hallowlitten

So proud of her little wormies!


Damagecontrol86

Here you take care of them - ferret probably


Bubi129

i didnt know i need a ferret


oofers666

I actually used to breed rats and some of them did that to me too


Bubi129

I also like rats but ferrets are cutier i think


oofers666

Imo ferrets are longer rats their personalities (if raised properly) are quite similar


Sheacat77

I have had both and while my rats are awesome, nothing has ever made me laugh as much as my ferrets. They are like long kittens with ADHD. That and the death sleep, lol. Play,play, play, play, dead, wake up and repeat. You do want to watch them around rodents though, they will eat them. Lost a whole breeding cage of mice when one my females figured out a way to break in... it was brutal.


mlpedant

> long kittens cat snek


Tellurye

Ferrets may be cuter, but rats don't smell God awful like ferrets do.


Laefiren

Do they live longer though? As much as I love rats I don’t think I can deal with their short lifespan.


oofers666

As a rat owner I would like to put that up for debate. Although I can bathe my stinks I guess


Seygem

Look, we made these.


shrizzal

Aww...wait what?


burgpug

mama ferret thinks the little pink finger is her baby


Ratoara

The hairless ferret babies kind of look like fingers. Is the ferret just confusing the finger for one of her children? Do Ferrets think humans are massive babies? They must be terrified of what we grow into.


No_more_hiding

She's like, what the hell are these and what shall we do with them....help!


JewishKilt

She needs someone to take them to the school.


50shadezofpete

I think she’s showing babies where food comes from


Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT

This means that she sees you as the father. She wants you to watch over the baby’s


peach_dragon

/u/GifReversingbot


chungas-chan

Sausig


Nwo_ty

Probably just tryna get a baby sitter


Finngiant1

"I did that"


MaxieGreen

Shes asking for child support


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Whitewolftotem

So much trust. I hope you gave her some good things to eat so she doesn't have to leave her babies.


Pure_YT

*chomp* come with me


deezmrpeanuts

This is the first time seeing this after the first 100 times I have seen this. Thank you.


colinc508

“I made dis….I also hid your keys”


CyalaXiaoLong

Ferret: i want scritches and I want to watch my babies... lets go drag the scritch machine home so i can do both.


Spitfire_Yeti

Ferret must think the person is very special to her and her babies


tuxedoramen

No she thinks finger is one of the babies, she's just putting it back in.


toastmaan

I think the ferret thinks the hand is one of her babies that she is trying to bring back from running away


lalalalahurrr

Now get her spayed so she doesn't die in her next heat


poggiebot

She wanted you to take them away


OwOh1tlerUwU

emergency food


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Able-Negotiation5899

Beautiful ❤️


dumasskid

u/jaxmono


My_apologies_4_Delay

Awww what a proud mamma


FoxEngland

Adorable


Psychological_Pay_25

At first I thought the babies were worms


patamonrs

They do that because they see you as one of their babies


ManiX101

Baby ferret do do do, ferret do, Mama ferret do do do


Mock_idk

Mmm fleshy Cheetos


Retta_Noona

It's such bs that they're illegal in CA but then again 99% of things are illegal here


RipeSaturdy

That is adorable for real


ZaneCO2

I want one their funny looking


blahblahloveyou

I think she thinks your finger is a baby.


Resident-Set2045

**Hooman, look! I made these!**


WhiteEyedShadow

Yo thats one cute ferret! I approve mate


Trademark11846

Look at the baby wiggle worms 🥰


Sad-Establishment-41

'I made these!'


a_burdie_from_hell

Awww what a proud Mama. I wonder if she associated the person as a caregiver and now she wants them to do the thing for the babys too.


alii-b

M O N C H


JanixV3

“Yeah these are mine”


Tellurye

I think she's saying your pinky is one of my pinkies. Must get baby back to nest.


ayoub2504

Come look what I made...enjoy my babies with me... so sweet !


hedzupal

are there more animals like the ferret that trust their kids with their human friends?


Lolyagmumruoy

I mean female ferrets almost die during mating so its an achievement for sure


Cake-OR-Death-

The thing is you are mama ferrets baby


Swim_in_Circles

Every time I see a ferret I can’t help but think about the 1982 movie the Beastmaster.


sunlight_sunshine123

That's adorbs


-anygma-

At one moment it was r/watchferretsdieinside when the guy took their hand away, the ferret was like: you son of a bitch, I took you all the way here and now you leave without taking care of those babies.


ElCuloTuyo23

“Come, give us food”


Oddity46

My guess is with her maternal instincts going haywire, the pink fingers resemble a ferret baby enough that she thinks she's just gathering one of her stray babies. It probably helps that the fingers probably smell slot like her, and rodents tend to see hands like playmates.


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Kaiser_Imperius

Mama Ferret: This is Hand! Hand bring foods! Everybody love Hand!


Dibikigiizis

That is so precious


Noa_Without_H

She's trying to feed them.


ThatOneKid1203

i want 2 ferrets just to see this


lilgamelvr

So cute


ChickGalentine

I don't care for ferrets but this is super cute


summalover

So cute.


beetle-babe

We love a proud mama!


Xx_endgamer_xX

What are the musts to keep a ferret?


Schnakenbein_LP

"Look Kids, i caught one! Thats gonna feed us for weeks"


Deatheniser

The person is the father


cahillc134

I takes you back here to eats you.


Present_Advantage_79

We had cats when I was growing up. My mother always said we should praise Mama Cat when she had kittens. Share the love and joy!


houseofnim

“Hooman! Look at the thing I did!!” -this ferret


Zaddysan

That’s a lot of trust from human. When I was real young a friends ferret bit straight through my finger. Sad day


AniiKay

Come see! Come see!


TransfemnamedGianna

unfortunately ferrets have to go through domestic abuse to have children


Wavesmith

I think it’s his daemon.


Elan40

“After what I went through birthin these , you gotta come look”


Franklyn_Gage

"DUDE GET OVER HERE AND SEE WHAT I MADE!!!"


Davibrawl

The forbidden cheeto


Sunkissed7777

🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤


Jennacidalchan

That's adorable. I remember seeing a very similar video a long time ago, and this one is just as cute! I love ferrets, my little one is sleeping right next to me as I'm typing this lol