By - Stdanc
I believed the sales person at a gym I joined. Little by little I learned they lied about everything. The lesson was, these sales people are worse than a used car salesperson.
My brother: "Dude, trust me the ice is thick enough to hold you."
Walk on ice
Ice: "get off me"
Fall through ice up to my chest. I felt cold for days.
Ignored Studies in middle school thinking I am some sort of genius.....................lesson learned, study regularly
Tripped on a Lego, lesson learned: Do not throw plastics away, the dolphins may step on them
Dolphins are to be feared. They are rapists who don't sleep. Praise Jesus, they do not have thumbs.
Stuck a brand new unwashed navy hoody in with a bunch of whites, lesson learned
When strolling by a street game of 3-card monte (or equivalent), know that most if not all of the spectators/players are in on it.
To be fair, I was very young and had lived a pretty sheltered upbringing...but that was the quickest $100 I ever lost.
Helping someone who doesn’t want to be helped
I have been asked to submit a video testimony for Askreddbot.