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pikachusplayhouse

Damn YOU! I had this.😩


darehope

I wonder? What would happen if two divorce lawyer marry each other?


justtheaveragejoe100

Probably some intolerable cruelty


OldeTimeyShit

A prenup


vaildin

probably a very thorough one.


justjack5437

Fireworks


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Sons-of-Bananarchy

i dunno, the venue is now empty 🤔


IceyLemonadeLover

Plus they had a pretty good band…


Aggravating_Smile_61

Their new single "Rains of Castemere" is to die for


IceyLemonadeLover

Could you imagine the reviews if they were a real band? “1/5 stars. Hired these guys for my wedding and they played a song which we didn’t even request, then most of my family died plus a whole bunch of other people. Do not recommend.”


Beerdididiot

I read bunch as "brunch" and things took a very dark turn.


Skrivus

New Spirit Halloween location?


Sarpe783

Haha he’s ded now


Hufa123

And who are you, the proud lord said...


SkyGrey999

And the color scheme is red


Arctic_Snowfox

Not for the reason that you think. It’s full of horny widows with freedom.


Decision_Single

An active highway


general_kenobeehee_2

𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑀𝑐𝑄𝑢𝑒𝑒𝑛


Ecate800

In the same church where you are celebrating the funeral of your SO's parents


Critical_Crunch

Imagine standing in front of the caskets and thinking: “This is it, now is the perfect time to ask her.”


chxnkybxtfxnky

"The funeral's are very romantic, but the weddings are a bleak affair."


Artistic_Source_3497

Unexpected Dwight


SmartAlec105

I dunno, if you’re *celebrating* their funeral, then it would be a pretty great as one more “fuck you!” before they get buried.


Sarpe783

Westeros


razor10000

A pig farm.


iseedeff

on the Toilet in the bathroom.


NicNoletree

You may now Poseidon kiss the bride


KnarNL

that is actually a great place to get married


TheBassMeister

at a Taco Bell


highlikekite

At someone else's wedding


asteinberg101

Chernobyl


KnarNL

You may now kiss the bride's mouths


AwesomeAkash47

Which mouth


AssassinStoryTeller

All of them


Insaniac1

This will take a while then.


Zeenchi

Don't forget the hidden one


sleepingleopard

Free tickets to the Ferris wheel though


ConcreteGardoki

any one of saturns moons


CyberKitten05

Any moon. In fact, you might at least get a good view in one of Saturn's, so it kight be the least bad one.


Stiles777

It would be cool as hell to have a wedding there as long as you were inside a controlled environment and had a big window with a view in the background.


OutrageousTreat4371

A minefield


Zeenchi

It would be a blast


SpockEnjoysWaffles

Ba-dum-tss


indylost

A marriage is a minefield


Background_Brother87

At a stripclub


OliviaFa

Actually that would be kinda fun.


captainslowww

I don't even like strip clubs and I'd be delighted to attend one of those.


moknats

I've actually been to one of these lol. It was closed for the event, but the bride worked there, so I guess they gave her a deal? The walls were covered with close up, artistic photos of boobs.


TraitorHunter

A waste treatment plant


MrMatoKapo

At Auschwitz.


Soft-Problem

This would make for a good short story


NotOfThisWorld2020

I could actually kinda see how someone might want to do this. To sorta, honor the dead, or feel like you're including your ancestors or something. I could see someone maybe wanting to like say their vows there or something, to feel like their grandparents are overseeing things, and I don't think I would think that would be a shitty thing to do. There would be a bit of a somber tone to the joy, but a spiritual type might be ok with that? But if they wanted to like, come along and decorate, desecrate, drink, and party on graves and make a big mess and be generally disrespectful and gross then that would be different.


Sons-of-Bananarchy

the surface of Venus


SlenderNefarious

I guess it would take a while for someone to planet


UpvoteMeOrUGay

Detroit


thanks_I_hate_myself

Cant have shit in Detroit.


siva-pc

Detroit does look like lot of people shat on it, tbf


WhittyWhippy

Feel like I've heard this before.


thanks_I_hate_myself

I stole it from some where because you cant have shit in Detroit.


WhittyWhippy

Well that shit is just funny


Sloppyjoec

Get out of here with that shit! The Eastern market, the port authority has a beautiful hall overlooking the water, probably hundreds of hotels and restaurants with banquet halls


Ermaquillz

If I was in a place where I could have a kitchen to myself and a good chest freezer, I’d go to Eastern Market all summer and do so much meal prepping for later.


ibanez12000

Am from Detroit area, as much as I love shitting on Detroit, there are some gorgeous churches and beautiful reception venues in the downtown


svenson_26

I visit Detroit all the time. It's actually really nice. The downtown area anyway. There are sports stadiums, nice restaurants, cool museums and galleries, and the architecture is all 1920s and 30s art deco style. I'm sure there are some not-so-nice places outside of downtown, but if you're just visiting, I highly recommend. I never felt sketched out or unsafe while visiting, even at night.


Ermaquillz

Thank you! I’m tired of Detroit being treated like a joke. Granted, there’s tons of things about the city that could be improved upon, but you can still see reminders of why Detroit was once called “The Paris of the Midwest.” I wish Ford would do something with the Model T plant, but most suburbanites shit their pants at the idea of going into Highland Park. Highland Park isn’t scary, it’s just people trying to survive. There’s also sections of Detroit proper that show signs of almost becoming bougie.


Kendertas

So I am also a resident of another rust belt city, Cleveland, that also gets a bad rap but is actually quite nice. I actually like that our city is a hidden gem. Feels like every cool hip city looses something when they become popular. I'm sure long term residents of cities like Austin, and Denver can attest to this. Cities like Detroit and Cleveland are like good dive bars, sure they have a lot of rough edges, but the food(COL) is cheap, the music(culture) is good, and the people are nice. But like any good dive bar if they become too popular suddenly you are paying $20 for watered down beer.


svenson_26

That's awsome. I live in Canada near Toronto, and I'm a huge NFL fan. My and my friends try to go at least once a year to an NFL game. Cleveland is definitely up there on one of the cities I'd like to go to next. What activities would you recommend for a group of guys visiting for a weekend? We usually get there on friday afternoon, and then do stuff friday night and all day saturday, and then see the football on sunday.


Kendertas

So r/cleveland and r/browns will have a more complete offering off what the city has to offer depending on what you like to do. The football hall of fame is like hour drive away. In Cleveland there is the rock and roll hall of fame which is right next to the stadium. The Cleveland art museum is world class, and has free entry. We also have an incredibly good theater district. Our park systems are also highly rated, and there are plenty of places to canoe and bike. Food wise you also can't go wrong, perhaps check out west side market.


svenson_26

Thanks, that's really getting me pumped to come visit. Traveling internationally is still tough with covid, but hopefully we can make it down next year.


Tarani5

I'm from Michigan, can confirm.


TheBoxerBySandG

In a working barn. Like, i get barn weddings are a thing but… has anyone actually been to an active farm with livestock? The smell of manure can be… overpowering to someone who’s bot accustomed to it. Not to mention you’ll need a new pair of shoes after the ordeal


SuchLovelyLilacs

LOL - I just went to a fall hayride at a local farm with my sons. It was great, but being a farm, it also had the sweet smell of cow poop. The farm had this beautiful outdoor pavilion not too far from the cow fields. They advertised it as being "great for weddings or other gatherings." And the setting was lovely, but I can't imagine having my wedding reception bathed in the scent of cow poop.


Stinkerma

Even better, the smell doesn't just wash out of clothing. I live on a dairy farm and can smell the barn on clothes after a few washes. We keep farm clothes separate from not farm clothes.


Merdin86

Depending on the barn set up, it doesn't wash out of you either. Worked in sow farms for 2.5 years. Didn't matter that I showered when I left and when I got home, it hung around. Do some work, start sweating, pig smell. Get my hair wet, pig smell. Always warned stylists before getting a haircut.


Stinkerma

Pig is another level of nasty, that smell just sticks in your nose


demoninpink0-0

the sun.


Autisten1996

Gay wedding in Russia.


canarchist

... Iran.


Stillwater215

…Uganda


camaroguy06

North Korea


Southern_Snowshoe

The Wisconsin Dells. I had a friend in the military who was of Polish descent. He said to me one slow day, “Y’know, the Wisconsin Dells is like Disney World for Polish people.”


Zeenchi

Really I loved the Dells. My dad took me there all the time when I was little. Loved the water parks.


Southern_Snowshoe

I’ve never actually been. Driven by it a few times, though. It just cracked me up when my friend (who’s last name ends in “ski”) made that comment about it being Disney World for Poles.


cryptonewb1987

A portapotty at a Kid Rock concert


No_Aioli_7553

Plantations are a bit yicks aren’t they ?


Super_Swakke

At a funeral


justnigel

At your Ex's funeral.


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Super_Swakke

That would be the best place


arandomguy123456

the set of rust


maysranch20

What if they wear flak jackets?


Threehoundmumma

Titanic


krazykris93

A cemetery


FatFoxcoon

I was thinking that as well. =} Grave minds think alive


Sobasictoo

Public Bathroom.


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A Circus


Suspicious_Corgi5854

This sounds cool actually. Clowns could honk intermittently throughout the service. The bride could enter on a small sled pulled by fluffy dogs. Lots of confetti, tissue paper flower arrangements. Fair food at the reception. Cotton candy wedding cake.


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tequilagoblin

And they'll toss popcorn and peanuts for when the happy couple makes their getaway from the circus tent. I need this wedding in my life right now.


vaildin

The clown car drives up to the beginning of the aisle, the entire wedding party gets out, one by one. Then the Bride's father (or whoever is walking her down the aisle), followed by the bride.


Just-Call-Me-J

Have each clown horn be a certain note. Honking in the rehearsed order plays the cliché wedding march.


SpockEnjoysWaffles

Now I wanna get married in a circus


1XtraChrome

Funeral "Look Honey that'll be us in the future"


Puppet007

At a child’s funeral.


the_cronkler

Furry convention


CedarWolf

I've been to a wedding at a Furry con. It was quite lovely.


Just-Call-Me-J

Do you take this woman to be your pawfully wedded wife? Awoo.


KnarNL

a graveyard


LesDoucheinator

Someone else's wedding.


makesyoudownvote

Behind the dumpster of an Arby's parking lot where the bride gave her first blow job.


vaildin

to the best man


ExxonMobilInvestor

Afghanistan


Catlover2727

A southern plantation Exception, people actually have weddings at them.


surgicalasepsis

Oh, I just commented the same. Agreed. Super tasteless and tone deaf.


Victoria4fun8120

In a school


makesyoudownvote

Why not? My parents got married at their college. It's a gorgeous campus with ocean views and a historic chapel. It's where they first met. I could see getting married even in a high school or elementary school if that's where you met and it had significance to you. Schools are already setup with lots of facilities to accommodate events with large groups. So logistically they are sound as well. Also they are usually vacant during the times you would be most likely to have a wedding anyways (i.e. Weekends, summer, spring, or winter breaks).


Just-Call-Me-J

Also you can play on the playground for the reception.


notthesedays

My brother and his wife got married at a college chapel, even though neither of them attended that school. It was a gorgeous little nondenominational church with a small pipe organ, and it seated about 50. That was 26 years ago.


UnethicalFood

Divorce Court.


lleather

It's all about convenience.


Commercial-Plastic53

On the top of an erupting volcano. No time for happily ever after!


PissInTheCumBucket

Neptune


Technoman_

A funeral service


LittleBitOdd

Jeffrey Epstein's island


jimson71the

He's not using it right now.


Lolplolplolp123

At the brides ex fiancés house


maysranch20

The Tijuana whore house where you met your bride


AntiTheBeeFucker

McDonald's Men Bathroom


Lulu_42

A hospital. No way that's not a sad story.


notthesedays

I was a hotel banquet server when I was in college, and we had one wedding banquet that was cancelled except for just the family; I was one of two people who didn't get the night off. We found out that the groom had a burst appendix, and they did go ahead and get married at that date and time, her in her dress and him in his hospital gown, hooked up to an IV. Someone who worked there knew the couple, and said a year or so later that he was STILL dealing with issues from it! Hope he did make a full recovery.


Insaniac1

No long term commitments.


urbexcemetery

Golden Corral. Although, I'm sure it's happened.


notthesedays

Or worse - they're the caterer.


Fake-Doooors

Four Seasons Total Landscaping


notthesedays

With Rudy Giuliani as the officiant! There used to be a landscaping company in my area that was so beautiful, people really did schedule weddings there! However, the owner retired and the people who took it over didn't run it the same way, and it closed a few years after that.


mlttrucking

Mourge


imrealbizzy2

A daycare infant room.


TheRedBeardedPrick

Inside a stable, but slightly active volcanoe.


Keri2816

At your ex’s parents’ house


slyant609

An Amazon fulfillment center


ballislife74628

Your mom’s house


Peoplesayimadreamer

Ex husband’s house


TheRealGargiDatta

Right next to the elephants foot, in Chernobyl


SupahScrivy

In a full septic tank


Hot_Count_4249

The middle of the road in New York


Specialist-Freedom64

Auswitch ?


Overheat-YT

The grooms wife’s funeral.


theoaisreal9

At macdonalds


MrMatoKapo

Look up Japanese Wedding McDonalds


Insaniac1

"Do you take this mcwoman to be your lawfully wedded mcwife"? "I mcdo".


theoaisreal9

Lmaoooooooo


Avrey-me

Walmart


Avrey-me

Walmart


Gettin-squanchy

Family reunion


Spirited_Cicada_7401

I've seen a barn that does weddings that people really dig, but it really surprised me. Because the concept of having a wedding next to cow turds just seemed to degrade the specialness. Of course, it's an entirely manicured experience. Still seemed off to me.


hiimyouok

A cow pen they have like a half of foot of manure everywhere


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At another wedding


od1ns_left_nut

Infront of a garage sale


Testing_The_Theory

In a rustic barn in the middle of nowhere on the outskirts of London, with no cell phone signal, where it took cab drivers over a fucking hour to get there, and even then was down a ‘driveway’ that was a 15 minute drive’ and the gps barely worked. And the cab ride to the hotel cost a fucking bomb because we were in the middle of fucking rural England! We travelled halfway across the world to attend the bloody wedding, the least they have warned us to save a bunch of money for the cab due to the remoteness.


Luna-Hazuki2006

The funeral of your ex


stretchpadawan

At the funeral of the Widows husband.


Training_Prize5204

There is a multi level "life center" in Indianapolis in the middle of a freaking cemetery. People pay to get married in a freaking cemetery!


slapsmcgee23

In front of a store. To give an example, I saw one in front of an Apple store


OliviaFa

On a beach on a cold, rainy day.


sketchyaxolotl

Probably a sewer


ImANuckleChut

Anywhere, because weddings are a crock of shit and a horrible way to start off a marriage.


maximumdomination

Anywhere


fscfirdaus

Inaccessible locations like the woods or somewhere remote. Emergency vehicles takes longer to reach if your wedding require immediate medical attention.


pilot_cooper

WWE SUUUUUUUUPERRRRR! SLAAAAAAMMMMMMMM! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!


marlenshka

A dump


quantizeddreams

Universal Studios at the Universal Tour. Right when Jaws pops out of the water.


FatFoxcoon

Middle of a blizzard at the noth pole


Passion-Interesting

Penitentiary


anteloperunning22

A funeral


ThaliaVision

Underwater


Discount_Friendly

during somebody else's wedding


NorthCoastJL

Inside an active nuclear reactor


CreateYourself89

The dump.


MJMaggio14

The dog kennel my grandfather's been using as a giant pidgeon cage for three years


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Maternity home.


LifesHighMead

Casa Bonita! Though this might fall into the "so bad it's good" range.


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Was driving past a cemetery in the summer which was advertising weddings on it’s site. I was very confused.


MilkofGuthix

Vegas


potatopopr

(be extreme)


ExxonMobilInvestor

Where's that?


Sons-of-Bananarchy

untired states of extremica


Rcobs9

The beach from the invasion of Normandy. There must have been Atleast someone with a beach wedding that day.


arthurusdeplane

beach wedding are not particulary a thing in France and even less in the 40', only church wedding back then


Ok_Soil_231

The roof of the twin towers. What, op said to be extreme.


Blueknightuk77

*Where


slinky999

At a Southern US plantation. And it still happens… regularly 😝


HelloWorld_500

Scrapyard


dirty_boy69

Under my bed.


DaveLesh

Graveyard


the_real_irish_ejet

Dublin


somedudeinreddit123

underwater probably