If a joint canoes, light the joint and let the flame simmer out on its own while holding it vertically up in the air, it’ll recreate the cherry at the end of the joint and you should be good. Won’t work if you don’t catch it early though.
Meanwhile I'm here picturing someone at a campsite abbreviating the word "bonfire", and trying to figure out why one would just sacrifice the whole lot.
Yeah man just burn it again when it starts to side burn, also it could be because it’s still damp from when you licked it, so either feather it with a lighter before you spark it or let it dry for 2 secs
You are wetting it too much, in 21 years I've never had an issuse from this. I've heard stories of Americans slobbering all over thier joints and letting then dry. Nasty.
Bro what are you talking about? That's like literally the most important thing about inside out's. Lick it, let it dry and rip the rest of the paper off. When you try to tear it off while it's still wet you'll rip the whole joint
Completely sorry, i misread your comment, i thought it said if you roll a spliff *inside* then you have to wait 10 minutes, again soz mate.
Edit; the 10 mins wasn’t u my bad, too stoned.
Haha no worries, I don't know why I cared that much to be honest. Letting a joint dry 10 minutes definitely isn't needed unless you French kiss it haha. Inside out it may be different though.
bro why did u not just relight it when it started canoeing? Idk why some ppl just refuse to relight their Js/Cigs/Cigars ... If it's running, there's so many ways to fix it... Fix it before it gets this bad
It’s ok, first joint I ever rolled in high school, someone told me to go ‘twist up a joint’ and I had never rolled one before, so I put the bud on the paper and literally just twisted both ends up, when we lit it, the entire paper went up in a flash and disappeared in 2 seconds leaving the bud to fall on the ground, awkward convo proceeded… could have been worse amigo
Dont light a joint like a cigarette.
Evenly heat the end up like a cigar. I like to light until the cherry glows red.
Maybe the joint wasnt packed enough, if theres any pockets of air the paper will burn prematurely and canoe.
But i personally think you just lit it bad.
If a run like this does happen, earlier on lick your finger and soak the side burning quicker. It should help even out the burn but not perfect it.
Sometimes if it's not cured right and is too wet will burn funny. Also too coarse a grind can increase the runs. Play with the cure and grind and repeat you'll have better success. The roll doesn't look half as bad as a lot of stuff that's posted her.
Every joint i smoke lol, it must be my shit rolling skills but that’s the only reason i smoke blunts, they actually burn clean and i dont have to relight them for every hit
Great roll, that's not the problem, it was just that you let one side of the end burn, you should have twisted it around that way the other emaide of the end ignited, I think you know what I mean, I don't know how to put it into words and I know I didn't explain it well
used to happen to me all the time, it’s a pain in the arse especially when you walk about without a lighter on you to fix the sidey. for the future, grind or just mix the weed and baccy together, like a bong mix kinda thing so that everything burns at the same time
Looks like it wasn’t consistently filled. Most likely you had gaps or loose pockets. Regardless though why did you continue to smoke it? You could’ve put it out and tamped the filter again a firm surface to help pack it
From my experience I would say this happened because the weed wasnt compact enough inside. I hope its not because of spit as others are suggesting it just sounds gross asf
I honestly think you’re not totally to blame here though I notice every time I use those raw natural papers no matter how well you roll it or how well you grind your flower they still have a tendency to canoe big-time
I’m sure it wasn’t that bad, your ability to correct the canoe is villain here.
Yup totally ops fault there. Shoulda wet the farther burning side and flipped the less burnt side to the top. Better luck next time. 🧐
The part that was burning was facing down so I didn't even notice until it got pretty bad. I thought it was funny so I just let it keep going
actually love this response, i love u op, i think ur funny too
If a joint canoes, light the joint and let the flame simmer out on its own while holding it vertically up in the air, it’ll recreate the cherry at the end of the joint and you should be good. Won’t work if you don’t catch it early though.
Hey man I’ve always looked at it like time to roll another one and throw that in the bonf
bonf is cracking me up
bonf is the new permanent term
Meanwhile I'm here picturing someone at a campsite abbreviating the word "bonfire", and trying to figure out why one would just sacrifice the whole lot.
we’re in the same mental boat my friend
Lol
Shit what happened there, looks like a bad crime scene.
“Sir! Step away from the joint!”
Alright who got hungry and took a bite
Shit u beat me to it 😂
That didn't look like the ideal smoke in the UK. Maybe you were missing 10% tobacco?
(Not an insane roller)
I’m out of the loop what’s the joke
Go through this subs post history
He’s probably not an insane roller
Hardly insane. Did you let your gum dry?
Lmao how long this meme has been continuing
Over a week now, keep it comin
FOOOORRREEEEVVVEEERRR
I love how it's just under every post here haha
😂
He had 11%
Why wait so long
Fuck lol you could have stopped this
bro…. just lick your finger tip and touch the canoe to not let it get that bad. 🥲
**“Just lick your fingertip and touch the canoe”**
*Just lick your fingertip and touch the canoe*
Why did you let it canoe like that?
Yeah man just burn it again when it starts to side burn, also it could be because it’s still damp from when you licked it, so either feather it with a lighter before you spark it or let it dry for 2 secs
In Germany we call this "Seitenfick"
Where I’m from it’s called Seitenbrenner and this is the worst one I’ve ever seen.
I see you are ein Mann von Kultur
I raise you an omele du fromage
Canoe…. That’s damn near a yacht
Oof, next time lick your finger and touch the spot where it’s running, then smoke the joint with the running side down to allow the rest to catch up.
How quickly did you light it after rolling it?
About 10 seconds
I make the same mistake… Gotta let the spit dry! It’s like taking a hot pocket out of the microwave! You just want to bit into it so bad lol
10 minutes is the perfect dry time in my experience, and make sure to light it all the way around!!
What the actual fuck? Have to let it dry? Maybe don't slobber all over it?
even the smallest amount of spit can make it canoe so its best to let it sit for a few minutes
🧢 never canoed in my life and I've never waited for it to "dry" lol
Same, how much saliva is on these people's J's
Just... just dripping...
For real, it’s not like this is a backwood.
Lmao right? Some of the suggestions in here have me looking at these people all kinds of funny.
You are wetting it too much, in 21 years I've never had an issuse from this. I've heard stories of Americans slobbering all over thier joints and letting then dry. Nasty.
Y'all downvoting but I haven't had this happen to me EVER. I've had a bad burn but this shit is crazy
People are downvoting because the random generalization of Americans probably
True
I never slobber on my joints, idk what’s up with these guys -an American that doesn’t slobber on joints
That's what I was thinking 😂. Takes a few seconds for it to dry.
Saliva activates certain terpenes for that good good taste man
If you roll inside out you definitely have to let it dry.
Unless you’re french kissing the rizla, no you do not.
Bro what are you talking about? That's like literally the most important thing about inside out's. Lick it, let it dry and rip the rest of the paper off. When you try to tear it off while it's still wet you'll rip the whole joint
Completely sorry, i misread your comment, i thought it said if you roll a spliff *inside* then you have to wait 10 minutes, again soz mate. Edit; the 10 mins wasn’t u my bad, too stoned.
Haha no worries, I don't know why I cared that much to be honest. Letting a joint dry 10 minutes definitely isn't needed unless you French kiss it haha. Inside out it may be different though.
If I over spit on it I usually just run the lighter up and down quickly does the job
I do that too, when I’m super impatient. It’s a risky move though
Nah dude, if your joint burns like this you're doing something else very wrong. If you roll right, your spit doesn't matter at all
Just use less spit its a pape not a blunt
Someone took a bite out of your joint
Munchies set in early
The most underrated coment ever
GoDamn
This is just gruesome
Damn how it get that bad? Just wet the papers where it’s burning too fast
Hey it's that shark
After it dries a little, you gotta light the tip up and burn it up a little before you start sucking. Works a treat promise.
War crime committed
lmfao this shit is funny as hell
bro why did u not just relight it when it started canoeing? Idk why some ppl just refuse to relight their Js/Cigs/Cigars ... If it's running, there's so many ways to fix it... Fix it before it gets this bad
Did you get mad and bite that bitch like ol dahmer
Impressively done.
Just a little runner, nothing too bad.
Put a little bit of spit on your finger (if you smoke alone) and roll it around the paper just above the cherry.
It’s ok, first joint I ever rolled in high school, someone told me to go ‘twist up a joint’ and I had never rolled one before, so I put the bud on the paper and literally just twisted both ends up, when we lit it, the entire paper went up in a flash and disappeared in 2 seconds leaving the bud to fall on the ground, awkward convo proceeded… could have been worse amigo
Man I rolled 8 joints for a concert one time and 4 of them did that but it was too dark to notice.
I’ve literally never know why the call a run in a joint “canoeing” until now. Shit looks like a damn boat lol
Dont light a joint like a cigarette. Evenly heat the end up like a cigar. I like to light until the cherry glows red. Maybe the joint wasnt packed enough, if theres any pockets of air the paper will burn prematurely and canoe. But i personally think you just lit it bad. If a run like this does happen, earlier on lick your finger and soak the side burning quicker. It should help even out the burn but not perfect it.
i fully understand this. sometimes its just fuck it and you go on with your smoke
i thought you took a fucking bite
You have to tuck the end and put the ingredients evenly inside
U could salvage for another roll but it looks like some goofy lighter work
Sometimes if it's not cured right and is too wet will burn funny. Also too coarse a grind can increase the runs. Play with the cure and grind and repeat you'll have better success. The roll doesn't look half as bad as a lot of stuff that's posted her.
Mmmm baked to perfection …I love being incontinent 😭
That ain’t a canoe, that’s a whole cruise ship
Nigga took a bite out off it
There wasn’t a single point in the process where you said to yourself “maybe I should stop and fix this before it gets worse”?
that’s the god damn titanic
I'll quit smoking g
bro took a bite
This is heartbreaking
Looks like you took a bite out of it
Not very fucking insane if you
Some say if you crumple up the paper before you roll it, it prevents canoeing
Shouldve waited for it to dry before taking a bite
I hate it when joints burn like that
I thought you got frustrated and took a bite out that bitch LMAOO
nah u took a bite out of that didn’t u
Fs in the chat for this guy
It me.
Up stream without a paddle in that canoe...
Every joint i smoke lol, it must be my shit rolling skills but that’s the only reason i smoke blunts, they actually burn clean and i dont have to relight them for every hit
Looks like your joint had a blowout 😏💨🫠
Nah you just took a damn bite out of it
Lmao looks like someone took a bite out of it
Ever just rode the canoe
Damn, I feel for you, you could paddle that all the way up the Nile I reckon...
Looks like the pre-rolls I got from Deep Roots in Mesquite, NV.
Great roll, that's not the problem, it was just that you let one side of the end burn, you should have twisted it around that way the other emaide of the end ignited, I think you know what I mean, I don't know how to put it into words and I know I didn't explain it well
Shark attack aftermath?
Straight to jail
used to happen to me all the time, it’s a pain in the arse especially when you walk about without a lighter on you to fix the sidey. for the future, grind or just mix the weed and baccy together, like a bong mix kinda thing so that everything burns at the same time
My condolences.
My girl asked if you took a bite out of it lmfao
You could paddle that canoe upriver. Happens to the best of us.
You‘ve got to light it at the end, not in the middle.
No, you just got hungry two puffs in
At least you got high?
Looks like it wasn’t consistently filled. Most likely you had gaps or loose pockets. Regardless though why did you continue to smoke it? You could’ve put it out and tamped the filter again a firm surface to help pack it
how does this happen?
By lighting it in the middle
How can you continue to even smoke it when it is not the same all around I don’t understand.
You did.
You didn’t roll it wrong, you lit it wrong
This... this isn't what we mean when we say the munchies lad
Well at least you had the sense to stop.
Should have kept a lighter next to you and continually fixed it throughout
“Hey bro, I the joint sideburning a lil”
Tragic
you also should light it if it starts getting weird like that
Rip... just burn the unburnt paper off with a lighter 🔥
Stop the burn and relight the side that wasn’t lit. Let it round out and make sure the *paper* is on fire, not just the flower.
Did u toast it
im sorry u/analpaca_ you just rolled the worst joint ever, im going to have to ask you. to leave the subreddit.
That shit looked like it smokes
🛶
From my experience I would say this happened because the weed wasnt compact enough inside. I hope its not because of spit as others are suggesting it just sounds gross asf
literal fucking canoe
My boy really just prayed it would fix itself.
Does anyone else call this a toenail?
RIP
why didn’t u just fix it lol
Yikes. Maybe try cones, haha.
Dude, I really thought you took a bite.
Clear improper and or lack of spit usage to reduce side joint runs
Bro… I legit thought someone took a massive bite out of that joint😂 got the munchies while smoking and just decided to eat the joint
It’s got a slight run but it’ll smoke
Bro hit the munchies mid joint 🤣
That's incredible really
Holy shit lol it happens, just gotta correct it next time
“Hold it right there, now that joint looks loose if you want ill roll the next one”
It takes courage to post this and admit your mistakes. It’s okay man 😂🙏
Looks like someone took a bite
That’s not a canoe, that’s a freighter
I’m so confused by this lol???
just use a two dollar zig zag cigarette roller and a santa cruz shredder
Shit happens, practice practice practice
My bad got a lil hungry
Ahhh dude I’ve rolled a shitter like that before. Better luck next time! Pitch it in a bowl!
Most prerolled and cone shape joints are
I honestly think you’re not totally to blame here though I notice every time I use those raw natural papers no matter how well you roll it or how well you grind your flower they still have a tendency to canoe big-time
Apple logo joint
why did you keep smoke it when it went that bad ?
🤣 did you light the middle?
How did you let this happen???
F in the chat but how you let it get like this