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chemistrystudent4

I’m sure it wasn’t that bad, your ability to correct the canoe is villain here.


I_lack_common_sense

Yup totally ops fault there. Shoulda wet the farther burning side and flipped the less burnt side to the top. Better luck next time. 🧐


analpaca_

The part that was burning was facing down so I didn't even notice until it got pretty bad. I thought it was funny so I just let it keep going


oswaldherman

actually love this response, i love u op, i think ur funny too


SunnyK718

If a joint canoes, light the joint and let the flame simmer out on its own while holding it vertically up in the air, it’ll recreate the cherry at the end of the joint and you should be good. Won’t work if you don’t catch it early though.


shoebotm

Hey man I’ve always looked at it like time to roll another one and throw that in the bonf


jellojckt

bonf is cracking me up


wtflambeezus

bonf is the new permanent term


BDLTalks

Meanwhile I'm here picturing someone at a campsite abbreviating the word "bonfire", and trying to figure out why one would just sacrifice the whole lot.


wtflambeezus

we’re in the same mental boat my friend


shoebotm

Lol


Ill-Oil-2157

Shit what happened there, looks like a bad crime scene.


[deleted]

“Sir! Step away from the joint!”


Gizzkhalifa

Alright who got hungry and took a bite


rikkford1

Shit u beat me to it 😂


28Ikah28

That didn't look like the ideal smoke in the UK. Maybe you were missing 10% tobacco?


ChongoLikRock

(Not an insane roller)


weston55

I’m out of the loop what’s the joke


TheRealBlairBoy

Go through this subs post history


Santrollencio

He’s probably not an insane roller


BillyMeier42

Hardly insane. Did you let your gum dry?


[deleted]

Lmao how long this meme has been continuing


cmcdermo

Over a week now, keep it comin


thawalkeman

FOOOORRREEEEVVVEEERRR


brownieofsorrows

I love how it's just under every post here haha


foxwifhat

😂


garet2001

He had 11%


cumfart5

Why wait so long


fearinclothing

Fuck lol you could have stopped this


Mickey-Dee323

bro…. just lick your finger tip and touch the canoe to not let it get that bad. 🥲


CristyTango

**“Just lick your fingertip and touch the canoe”**


Iamcleopatra

*Just lick your fingertip and touch the canoe*


lunacy_420

Why did you let it canoe like that?


all_fun_and_james

Yeah man just burn it again when it starts to side burn, also it could be because it’s still damp from when you licked it, so either feather it with a lighter before you spark it or let it dry for 2 secs


blank__zero

In Germany we call this "Seitenfick"


operath0r

Where I’m from it’s called Seitenbrenner and this is the worst one I’ve ever seen.


blank__zero

I see you are ein Mann von Kultur


CristyTango

I raise you an omele du fromage


[deleted]

Canoe…. That’s damn near a yacht


videoninja210

Oof, next time lick your finger and touch the spot where it’s running, then smoke the joint with the running side down to allow the rest to catch up.


BendyBreak_

How quickly did you light it after rolling it?


analpaca_

About 10 seconds


BendyBreak_

I make the same mistake… Gotta let the spit dry! It’s like taking a hot pocket out of the microwave! You just want to bit into it so bad lol


Tekashi6969

10 minutes is the perfect dry time in my experience, and make sure to light it all the way around!!


Dazzling-Promotion66

What the actual fuck? Have to let it dry? Maybe don't slobber all over it?


Tekashi6969

even the smallest amount of spit can make it canoe so its best to let it sit for a few minutes


someguy0211

🧢 never canoed in my life and I've never waited for it to "dry" lol


[deleted]

Same, how much saliva is on these people's J's


scrogemup

Just... just dripping...


OldVenture

For real, it’s not like this is a backwood.


all_mybitches

Lmao right? Some of the suggestions in here have me looking at these people all kinds of funny.


Dazzling-Promotion66

You are wetting it too much, in 21 years I've never had an issuse from this. I've heard stories of Americans slobbering all over thier joints and letting then dry. Nasty.


Sevenelele

Y'all downvoting but I haven't had this happen to me EVER. I've had a bad burn but this shit is crazy


[deleted]

People are downvoting because the random generalization of Americans probably


Sevenelele

True


awholelottahooplah

I never slobber on my joints, idk what’s up with these guys -an American that doesn’t slobber on joints


Tom-RC23

That's what I was thinking 😂. Takes a few seconds for it to dry.


sillyyun

Saliva activates certain terpenes for that good good taste man


B3ATL3S

If you roll inside out you definitely have to let it dry.


giz-a-kiss

Unless you’re french kissing the rizla, no you do not.


B3ATL3S

Bro what are you talking about? That's like literally the most important thing about inside out's. Lick it, let it dry and rip the rest of the paper off. When you try to tear it off while it's still wet you'll rip the whole joint


giz-a-kiss

Completely sorry, i misread your comment, i thought it said if you roll a spliff *inside* then you have to wait 10 minutes, again soz mate. Edit; the 10 mins wasn’t u my bad, too stoned.


B3ATL3S

Haha no worries, I don't know why I cared that much to be honest. Letting a joint dry 10 minutes definitely isn't needed unless you French kiss it haha. Inside out it may be different though.


Trakkah

If I over spit on it I usually just run the lighter up and down quickly does the job


BendyBreak_

I do that too, when I’m super impatient. It’s a risky move though


BlazeZootsTootToot

Nah dude, if your joint burns like this you're doing something else very wrong. If you roll right, your spit doesn't matter at all


EatMyBomb

Just use less spit its a pape not a blunt


what-schreck

Someone took a bite out of your joint


_B10nicle

Munchies set in early


Hippo_1953

The most underrated coment ever


LBzone5

GoDamn


zerosk8er

This is just gruesome


PNWglocky

Damn how it get that bad? Just wet the papers where it’s burning too fast


floatingspacerocks

Hey it's that shark


nicesunniesmate

After it dries a little, you gotta light the tip up and burn it up a little before you start sucking. Works a treat promise.


dwalt95

War crime committed


Sevenelele

lmfao this shit is funny as hell


[deleted]

bro why did u not just relight it when it started canoeing? Idk why some ppl just refuse to relight their Js/Cigs/Cigars ... If it's running, there's so many ways to fix it... Fix it before it gets this bad


[deleted]

Did you get mad and bite that bitch like ol dahmer


LockeWorl

Impressively done.


Puzzleheaded-Carrot2

Just a little runner, nothing too bad.


throwawayzdrewyey

Put a little bit of spit on your finger (if you smoke alone) and roll it around the paper just above the cherry.


Camelwalnut

It’s ok, first joint I ever rolled in high school, someone told me to go ‘twist up a joint’ and I had never rolled one before, so I put the bud on the paper and literally just twisted both ends up, when we lit it, the entire paper went up in a flash and disappeared in 2 seconds leaving the bud to fall on the ground, awkward convo proceeded… could have been worse amigo


Ilike_turtlz_720

Man I rolled 8 joints for a concert one time and 4 of them did that but it was too dark to notice.


xBlackMarvelx

I’ve literally never know why the call a run in a joint “canoeing” until now. Shit looks like a damn boat lol


snoopgetstoned

Dont light a joint like a cigarette. Evenly heat the end up like a cigar. I like to light until the cherry glows red. Maybe the joint wasnt packed enough, if theres any pockets of air the paper will burn prematurely and canoe. But i personally think you just lit it bad. If a run like this does happen, earlier on lick your finger and soak the side burning quicker. It should help even out the burn but not perfect it.


arypkehsavaz

i fully understand this. sometimes its just fuck it and you go on with your smoke


evelynlove101

i thought you took a fucking bite


Intellectualprofess

You have to tuck the end and put the ingredients evenly inside


[deleted]

U could salvage for another roll but it looks like some goofy lighter work


operantresponse

Sometimes if it's not cured right and is too wet will burn funny. Also too coarse a grind can increase the runs. Play with the cure and grind and repeat you'll have better success. The roll doesn't look half as bad as a lot of stuff that's posted her.


CristyTango

Mmmm baked to perfection …I love being incontinent 😭


kokobiggun

That ain’t a canoe, that’s a whole cruise ship


xctrlloserx

Nigga took a bite out off it


InsidiousZombie

There wasn’t a single point in the process where you said to yourself “maybe I should stop and fix this before it gets worse”?


lileddyvert

that’s the god damn titanic


Repulsive_Pride704

I'll quit smoking g


Riley_jb33

bro took a bite


[deleted]

This is heartbreaking


RoyalratMafia

Looks like you took a bite out of it


Eastcoastconnie

Not very fucking insane if you


BiracialBusinessman

Some say if you crumple up the paper before you roll it, it prevents canoeing


Anton_oderso

Shouldve waited for it to dry before taking a bite


[deleted]

I hate it when joints burn like that


Aleksisrad

I thought you got frustrated and took a bite out that bitch LMAOO


mrnmtz

nah u took a bite out of that didn’t u


SourLeafRoll

Fs in the chat for this guy


callofthewighat

It me.


1DizzyDeBo

Up stream without a paddle in that canoe...


molassascookieman

Every joint i smoke lol, it must be my shit rolling skills but that’s the only reason i smoke blunts, they actually burn clean and i dont have to relight them for every hit


Starszy

Looks like your joint had a blowout 😏💨🫠


mpc1226

Nah you just took a damn bite out of it


gkennison2

Lmao looks like someone took a bite out of it


AngstyEmo115

Ever just rode the canoe


kingofgondor1992

Damn, I feel for you, you could paddle that all the way up the Nile I reckon...


hogballz

Looks like the pre-rolls I got from Deep Roots in Mesquite, NV.


Apprehensive-Ad6185

Great roll, that's not the problem, it was just that you let one side of the end burn, you should have twisted it around that way the other emaide of the end ignited, I think you know what I mean, I don't know how to put it into words and I know I didn't explain it well


tokenpurple93

Shark attack aftermath?


StarQueen420

Straight to jail


4wd-groot

used to happen to me all the time, it’s a pain in the arse especially when you walk about without a lighter on you to fix the sidey. for the future, grind or just mix the weed and baccy together, like a bong mix kinda thing so that everything burns at the same time


luvhealz

My condolences.


Us3ful_Idiot

My girl asked if you took a bite out of it lmfao


mcdanielsteven

You could paddle that canoe upriver. Happens to the best of us.


Wandowaiato

You‘ve got to light it at the end, not in the middle.


Sharp-Anywhere-5834

No, you just got hungry two puffs in


StonedScroller

At least you got high?


Altruistic_Push_894

Looks like it wasn’t consistently filled. Most likely you had gaps or loose pockets. Regardless though why did you continue to smoke it? You could’ve put it out and tamped the filter again a firm surface to help pack it


gabriel5519

how does this happen?


Forward_Falcon_3910

By lighting it in the middle


HarrySRL

How can you continue to even smoke it when it is not the same all around I don’t understand.


PushaBands

You did.


Masteezus

You didn’t roll it wrong, you lit it wrong


theIGopp

This... this isn't what we mean when we say the munchies lad


Robsrks87

Well at least you had the sense to stop.


Iamcleopatra

Should have kept a lighter next to you and continually fixed it throughout


SkirowX

“Hey bro, I the joint sideburning a lil”


[deleted]

Tragic


proothejew

you also should light it if it starts getting weird like that


bossalvares

Rip... just burn the unburnt paper off with a lighter 🔥


Leroy_Spankinz

Stop the burn and relight the side that wasn’t lit. Let it round out and make sure the *paper* is on fire, not just the flower.


drummerboy82

Did u toast it


KovicMess

im sorry u/analpaca_ you just rolled the worst joint ever, im going to have to ask you. to leave the subreddit.


Thiccolas

That shit looked like it smokes


iLiveInyourTrees

🛶


hoonigee

From my experience I would say this happened because the weed wasnt compact enough inside. I hope its not because of spit as others are suggesting it just sounds gross asf


Thicco__Mode

literal fucking canoe


mrxxlpp

My boy really just prayed it would fix itself.


ugh6000

Does anyone else call this a toenail?


sirpumpington

RIP


anmarspiss

why didn’t u just fix it lol


WEEDsuggest

Yikes. Maybe try cones, haha.


Zionrox552

Dude, I really thought you took a bite.


No-Bogeys-288par

Clear improper and or lack of spit usage to reduce side joint runs


grobbins1996

Bro… I legit thought someone took a massive bite out of that joint😂 got the munchies while smoking and just decided to eat the joint


skwidsquid

It’s got a slight run but it’ll smoke


brannonator

Bro hit the munchies mid joint 🤣


Setharoo231

That's incredible really


uhohspagettiio

Holy shit lol it happens, just gotta correct it next time


[deleted]

“Hold it right there, now that joint looks loose if you want ill roll the next one”


nathanahaley

It takes courage to post this and admit your mistakes. It’s okay man 😂🙏


beenutpuddersamich

Looks like someone took a bite


Yasuo11994

That’s not a canoe, that’s a freighter


Fluid-Animator-5532

I’m so confused by this lol???


jkhashi

just use a two dollar zig zag cigarette roller and a santa cruz shredder


im_hazy

Shit happens, practice practice practice


[deleted]

My bad got a lil hungry


killerqueen1984

Ahhh dude I’ve rolled a shitter like that before. Better luck next time! Pitch it in a bowl!


Big_Discussion615

Most prerolled and cone shape joints are


[deleted]

I honestly think you’re not totally to blame here though I notice every time I use those raw natural papers no matter how well you roll it or how well you grind your flower they still have a tendency to canoe big-time


its_cannaman

Apple logo joint


Massive_Revolution95

why did you keep smoke it when it went that bad ?


Middle-Repair3800

🤣 did you light the middle?


Thi3rd3ye

How did you let this happen???


steamteamcaptain

F in the chat but how you let it get like this