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pedestrianpinniped

There are 14,000,604 universes where this guy got his head squished.


nuclearqueef

14,000,605*


pedestrianpinniped

That was my original thought but no, that's how many he saw. In this one he lives.


cy_ax

Damn! He almost took a bow to his stern!


[deleted]

he just a"boat" got hit


hethinator1

That joke almost crashed harder than madame crys


Helioxsparrow

Didn't sea that coming


Fl0r1da-Woman

Quick seamen


Fancy_Organization18

The Madame would’ve cried if she crush his head.


reddituser9277

Madame u can't dock here


AdhesivenessJumpy916

*Madame cries*


No_Software_5716

"crys"


Mldavis22

Decapitation avoided


MelonLord13

That would imply his head would still be in tact, and Im thinking he just saved his head from turning into jelly.


Ariquitaun

He would have been bolognaised for sure


SmoothAssiousApe

Saved his own life


tglad88

This is some final destination crap. He better watch his step now.


BeHapHapHappy

I totally thought of FD and how he's now on "Death's" list


ambermage

Plot Armor


I_Does_Engrish

r/watchpeoplesurvive


AngryToastGuy22

man’s almost got beheaded


creativityonly2

More like squished


TeamBoeing

Is it just me or do those windows look like pngs


Embarrassed-Finger52

There may be reflections visible in the darker areas... This final video was shot of the original playing on a computer monitor. At one point you can see the video player controls at the bottom of the screen.


BecauseTheyAreCunts

Spidy sense just in time.


xXsaberstrikeXx

Thought I was going to see a watermelon pop. Whew.


amalyadav

Madame want Coca Cola


gualdroncito

This must be an lost Jackie Chan son


Early_Shelter9930

To be beheaded by a bow


Short_Agency_6067

Whoa,


Fl0r1da-Woman

I feel she's a feminist


Coyehe

Women ☕


Itsobignow

Was about 8 seconds from the time he looked in that direction. Boat was moving slow, he should have been aware of the proximity imo. Still close af though.


pedestrianpinniped

I think the guy is on a floating pier wharf or w/e the term is. My guess is the crys had just cast off and he was walking up front to make sure they were clear there too, but they messed up and swerved or got pushed back into the pier.


threedogcircus

Reddit armchair expert over here.


xXsaberstrikeXx

Thought I was going to see a watermelon pop. Whew.


dannyjimp

Welp, we’re here!


FigSurprise

perfect title choice


AlwaysHumbled

Coming in hot


BadpoorJ

Crys Crinkle


klavope

I think not wearing shoes save him by an inch. He was very lucky.


JuliusG99

u/savevideobot


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Spwd

Go buy a lottery ticket 😳


calebezacai

Looks like here, in Manaus


dubcatz6969

More like mad I’m crushed.


clovisdebostas

Ahhh the Amazon...


Albert-Einstain

"DID WE GET HIM?!"


Albert-Einstain

The madame failed to get the seaman.


sam_sneed1994

Does this rise to the definition of chaos? He just ducked. Not exactly chaotic


Spare_any_mind

That’ll buff out


_EduOka

My dude was a ninja