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Was about 8 seconds from the time he looked in that direction. Boat was moving slow, he should have been aware of the proximity imo. Still close af though.
I think the guy is on a floating pier wharf or w/e the term is. My guess is the crys had just cast off and he was walking up front to make sure they were clear there too, but they messed up and swerved or got pushed back into the pier.
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There are 14,000,604 universes where this guy got his head squished.
14,000,605*
That was my original thought but no, that's how many he saw. In this one he lives.
Damn! He almost took a bow to his stern!
he just a"boat" got hit
That joke almost crashed harder than madame crys
Didn't sea that coming
Quick seamen
The Madame would’ve cried if she crush his head.
Madame u can't dock here
*Madame cries*
"crys"
Decapitation avoided
That would imply his head would still be in tact, and Im thinking he just saved his head from turning into jelly.
He would have been bolognaised for sure
Saved his own life
This is some final destination crap. He better watch his step now.
I totally thought of FD and how he's now on "Death's" list
Plot Armor
r/watchpeoplesurvive
man’s almost got beheaded
More like squished
Is it just me or do those windows look like pngs
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Spidy sense just in time.
Thought I was going to see a watermelon pop. Whew.
Madame want Coca Cola
This must be an lost Jackie Chan son
To be beheaded by a bow
Whoa,
I feel she's a feminist
Women ☕
Was about 8 seconds from the time he looked in that direction. Boat was moving slow, he should have been aware of the proximity imo. Still close af though.
I think the guy is on a floating pier wharf or w/e the term is. My guess is the crys had just cast off and he was walking up front to make sure they were clear there too, but they messed up and swerved or got pushed back into the pier.
Reddit armchair expert over here.
Thought I was going to see a watermelon pop. Whew.
Welp, we’re here!
perfect title choice
Coming in hot
Crys Crinkle
I think not wearing shoes save him by an inch. He was very lucky.
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Go buy a lottery ticket 😳
Looks like here, in Manaus
More like mad I’m crushed.
Ahhh the Amazon...
"DID WE GET HIM?!"
The madame failed to get the seaman.
Does this rise to the definition of chaos? He just ducked. Not exactly chaotic
That’ll buff out
My dude was a ninja