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Will you buy me some alcohol and I’ll suck your dick to return the favor?

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Did you cum today?

When you come across a feel-good thing.

They just want to be set free πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

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Wanna eat my ass while we watch Star Wars ?

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Gives 100 Reddit Coins and a week of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.

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When you come across a feel-good thing.

This hits me right in the feels

Are my big areolas a turn off or a turn on?

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45 (f)

Can't stop seeing stars

Looking for a desk job?

Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.

OBJECTION!

Historical anomaly - greatest in eternity.

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The treasure at the end of the rainbow. Gives the author 800 Coins to do with as they please.

Let's sip to good health and good company

I'm in this with you.

To pay respects.

My valentine makes my heart beat out of my chest.

*Lowers face into palm*

Did somebody say 'Murica?

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I needed this today

That looks so good

Hold up, what was that?

Beauty that's forever. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins each to the author and the community.

*nudge, nudge*

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When you come across a feel-good thing.

I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.

Do you like your moms naked and slutty?

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I'm in this with you.

Can I turn you on from the grocery store parking lot?

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