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How shorting the planet Pluto will screw over Robinhood and their evil minions (ill make my own shitpost flair!)

How shorting the planet Pluto will screw over Robinhood and their evil minions (ill make my own shitpost flair!)

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arabs_legend

the only planet I'm interested in is uranus.


pocketbully

Lil Nas x is that you?


TetrisTech

Oh man I sure hope he’s interested in my anus


Turbulent_Basket_290

Lol gay men like ass lol


Tersiv

It’s priced in.


gezza87

Hes from the future guys..... this paper handed bitch already sold at the top


qwert1225

Him selling at the top was also priced in and so is this discussion.


GreatestHamburglar

Damn that time dilation bullshit


Rent2BPaid

I’m already up +69% for Puts on Uranus


Icy-Equivalent-1104

Usually I don’t trust any DD that doesn’t include “not a financial advice” in it. But I think this one is legit. I’ll short Pluto at market open on Monday.


Buy_High_SellLow

This is financial advice. If you want tendies, do as I say


thekittynati

Pluto is not even a planet anymore, Vlad.


DreamsFan95

It’s a typical no-position position.


GasolinePizza

Is a "dwarf planet" a planet tho? It's in the name!


Yellow____Banana

So what if it is an OTC and not on the NYSE or NASDAQ. Ill buy in! #MakePlutoAPlanetAgain


GreatestHamburglar

When I was a boy in Bulgaria…


VeterinarianGlobal54

He must not watch Rick and Morty. Now thinking about it Vlad is basically Jerry.


T0asterFork

Scroopy Noopers, is that you?


VeterinarianGlobal54

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub


Otto_Von_Shekelberg

Pluto is a planet with a bunch of upside. It's a dual planet with Pluto A and Pluto B so the two could merge in a few million years and reduce overhead costs. It also has a lot of debris in it's orbit and so Pluto could have some major growth as time goes on. If the merger ever happens then it will gain a lot of gravitational equity causing it's growth to increase as it absorbs a larger portion of its orbit.


Buy_High_SellLow

FUD


Aggressive-Lie900

What’s the ticker?! 🤷‍♂️


MadejustforWSB

“I was big enough for your mom” -Pluto, probably.


FeralJasmine

Best DD I’ve seen this month. But I will buy neither calls nor puts. Instead I’ll create a TOtal Solar System etf and let it slowly accrue value, eventually cashing in just before the sun starts to flicker out. Meanwhile, I will have collected 0.75% annually from eager purchasers for at least two billion years. I’ll give you ten shares of TOSS in exchange for this can’t-miss concept.


anachronofspace

mickey isn't going to be happy about this


RChristian123

Did you take the solar flares into account? Pfff


Ok-Release-5785

Lmfao....ur an idiot... can't believe u took the time to write this.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm) or wait.... am I an idiot for actually taking the time to read this through ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Buy_High_SellLow

We're all retards here, friend


User32124

You two are perfect for each other. We should all be so lucky.


dirtyrango

I'm the shitposter here. Or I was back in the day.


Buy_High_SellLow

May i be your disciple?


[deleted]

I had a Saturn car once. It was ok. Still works. Somehow Pluto lost its status as a planet and Saturn lost its status as a company. Puts on Earth.


Buy_High_SellLow

Who are you to be so learned in the ways of economics?!


[deleted]

I am a master of econometrics. Or as I like to say, as all solar cycles have their ebbs and flows, so too this civilizational cycle will go bear within the next 30 years. Puts on Earth! Calls on Venus.


llorandosefue1

Since I don’t seem to have the user mojo to make a top-level post: this comic strip from today (7/25) made me laugh and think of this group. If you’re reading this tomorrow, the link might send you to tomorrow’s strip; and you’ll have to navigate back to 7/25. https://www.gocomics.com/candorville/2021/07/25


Ark3nfel

I wish I still had a Robinhood account so I could short Robinhood with Robinhood. Guess Ill settle for shorting them on WeBull.


Buy_High_SellLow

My only qualm with webull is I can't do PMCCs. Hopefully they're working on that


okokyouwinreddit

All in on Mars. It's ready for the sqeeze.


Impressive-Fault-473

😂😂😂😂 Pluto


Nic4379

Vlad’s a “Jerry”


OldEntertainment9570

I'd short to Venus, calls on Saturn, put on Neptune and fly all the way back to Ur Anus


LordHuxley99

Excuse me Sir, wife’s BF & I agree this is pure fucking gold.


hunnybadger101

# Robincrook " when I was a young boy in Bulgaria " I lied at the congressional hearing and then continued to rob investors- Vlad Teneve August 2021 GME Go Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


boomerberg

I’m long on celestial bodies. I feel like that’s in my future. 👼


1stplacelastrunnerup

I can’t wait for this to make it to the Conspiracy subs.😂 It’s got everything! Saturn! Pluto! I so want to be able to short a planet. I’m sure you knew what you were doing here. This is the first I’m hearing about Vlad’s response to that question. The answer is not surprising.


GreatestHamburglar

Is this all coded language to buy GM calls?


zenkione

Wow what a fucken nerd writing all this junk lol 😂


bestgamershighlights

I'd be upset if I couldn't read either.


zenkione

I’d be upset if I was bored enough to write this dumbass shit


Buy_High_SellLow

I mean, I wasn't upset. But I was bored. Slow day at work. Deal with it 😎


zenkione

I actually didn’t read it only first lines I knew it was someone with too much time


jimclay8

Can't wait to see Robinhood shorted...lol