Fraternal Association of Gambling Gentlemen and Yacht Degenerates for July 23, 2021
By - VisualMod
I saw something I didn't like in here but the user is approved so I ignored it. /u/zjz
Apes be like: we own the float! And I’m like: so you’ve effectively reduced the float by 80% and made the stock easier to manipulate. Congratulations, you played yourself 👍
I'm stuck in a group chat with 5 apes. Literally bitch about everything happening, buy more, then share confirmation bias shit to give reasoning for everything
It’s easy to imagine the financial damage this madness will do to people, but psychological damage will be just as bad
Tell them a hedgie (me) said they were bitches. I need them to buy more so I can get some more call premium
where's the new thread!
Not posted yet spaz
visual mod sleeping i bet. weak
And Kanye delays his album for the umpteenth time.
I bet you he could make like 6 rhymes on the word umpteenth
# HOWS YOUR NIGHT?
Bitched about like 2 downvotes. Then went on a lil reee mode which can be seen below. Just seems like a buzz kill
Wasn’t bitching, literally a joke because the comment below me got 10 upvotes for talking about the same subject matter. Some people just don’t understand sarcasm...
Put some vicks vapo rub under my nose and had a shot of sprite, I don’t think I’ve ever been this awake
My Crocs play paid out, WE'RE DRINKING BUSCH LIGHT TONIGHT BOYSSSSSSSSS
croc stock rock
Ain't gonna lie, wasn't bad.
Rocking em right now https://imgur.com/a/34kz55L
Sup bois, hope y’all had a better week than I did!
Holding Pltr and spacman lol. I really believe in Pltr after using it in the military and I’m holding a boatload of shares but my god the price action SUCKS!
Anyways rock on and I hope y’all’s weekend is amazing
I’ll be picking up quite a bit of Pltr in the near future but can not commit whether it’s shares or leaps.
Golden monkeys are always my downfall, 9.5% gets the people going
Edit: yo 👀
Does that do better you plebs?
*hand inches closer to ejection button*
Is this a sniffs lulu asses alt or just a garbage Chicago baseball fan that makes no money?
Hey, are you a poor?
The poorest of poor obviously
Would explain the white Sox fandom
Who's to say I'm even a white sox fan? Anyone can choose a flair there
E: why you so moody tonight btw. First complain about downvotee then I troll ya with more downvotes and ya seem to get more offended. You ok bb?
Why are you a troll to begin with?
Because I'm bored tonight and you provided a little entertainment with how upset you got over karma 🤷♂️
Shit... I just realized we're all in a mexican standoff in this thread aren't we?
[more like this ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/554/158/b15.jpg)
I took the night off. Feel like Mother Theresa
It's okay I picked up the pace for you.
Green Friday usually means I'm getting drunk ngl lol
You should do cocaine about it
❤️🤍💙You’re like my redneck u/winkerpack 🥲
🥵sassy britches and fried bologna 🤤
🚬 Variety is the spice of life
I miss unpinned 😖
Lol it’s still there. Didn’t archive yet. Real slow though
Fuck yeah love that dude's energy 🤙
Very dumb, very inviting. Will probably kill you.
Won't they all 😔
Inshallah buddy, inshallah.
[hi fellows, be careful out there! ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2021/07/23/man-nearly-dies-after-suffering-stroke-while-masturbating/amp/)
was this a result of too many green days? is there such thing?!
Well thank God I'm left handed
Phew happy self serving to you!
> the serial stroker
I hope you find out soon to be able to avoid it
That is why you always alternate hands
that’s why you gotta balance out hand usage
Lmao he had a stroke stroking it
but he stroked stroking what he loved stroking
Finally got that sticky status, congrats FAGGYD
So we’re all going 🌈🐻 after earnings yeah?
*Ducks flying objects*
🐻 during earnings and for right after. Calls the rest of the way.
Idk I've had some pretty bad times playing tech earnings so I'm jaded lol.
It’s been rough for big tech this year for sure. But maybe the winds have shifted in techs favor.
It's a wonder we weren't sticky enough before with you around
I'm sorry gentlemen but I got to get this off my chest.
I am still holding these SBUX $130c 7/30 calls I bought this morning. Keep thinking about them. Am I autistic?
Also SPY $440c 7/28
Well it's too fucking late to do anything now
He could sell them on craigslist
This is reasonable. Thanks Unc
So I googled my flair… 😔
How did you *not* know?
I didn’t look it up? It’s the weekend I finally got around to it.
You knew what brazzers was though, right? Or no…
Watch for memetron9000 - he might do a flair challenge in the next few min.
Well fuck I missed it. I will travel to Japan and streak at the Olympics for a flair
I will, thank you
Hurry u/memetron9000 will lock in about a min
Thank you again
That's just precious
Lol. It’s incredible really
Yo fyi, you're about to induct an ape
What? Lemme check again - all his comments tonight weren’t dumb.
Edit: I don’t see it 😐
I went as far as I can handle, still crankin'. He doesn't seem like an ape, must have been an aberration
Deleted post lol I don't know if condemnable I'll have to go deep on the comments
Oh dear. Ok. Well…we need to think of a solution…
The most important quality to have toward your day is gratitude for what you have experienced, even for what was hard and what allowed you to learn and grow.
i am trying to remain humble, but apparently I’ve learned how to time the market perfectly…
You’re correct. But I also bartended my way through school for like 10 years and while I’m grateful that it taught me to have thick skin I’m also grateful that I’m past that point in my life. So, all do respect, I can own it but I don’t have to like it.
😔 I tried but the gay was too powerful in memetron2000. Look on the bright side at least you have flair, which is more than most tards here.
Man I just like talking about trading and shitposting
Liking is a choice, gratitude is acceptance. For better or for worse those experiences are all a part of you and make you who you are.
That’s correct… but I’ve learned the creepy dude lesson about 1700 times. Is there perhaps a new one?
#🎶ER STAAN EEN PAAR 1000 MAN OM ME HEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
#LICHT UIT EN KLAAR OM TE GAAN
#IK DRAAG DE VLAG VAN MIJN LAND ALS EEN CAAAAAAPE
#DIT IS WAARVOOR IK BESTA🎶
Good thing this is on mute, expecting schlager-type
Yellow Claw, trap ain't for everybody lol
Hun muziek is een mix van trap, hiphop, dubstep en hardstyle.
Yeah, so very not my cup of tea
For a hot second I thought you were calling me hun lmao. I've been listening to them for a decade now, love AMSTERDAM TRAP MUSIC MOTHERFUCKER
Dalai Lama once said, "Wherever you have friends that’s your country, and wherever you receive love, that’s your home"...by that definition WSB is both my country and my home :)
show 👣 pleas
There’s no escaping it is there? u/CallNPut it’ll never end
👀 👀 🥵
crocs are hot 🥵🥵
6 bagger on Tuesday, 12 bagger today. Unfortunately TSLA fucked my baggerage down to a net 5 bagger on the week. 😑.
That said, I will begin retard bull operations in TSLA again on Monday 🤠
Thanks. Hey your flair changed…to what looks like the lambda symbol 🤔
I opened my laptop and the page read:
what way can we say a unicorn exists that is fundamentally different, less real, than the way abstractions like humanity or horn or integer exist? Which is once again the question: In what way do abstract entities exist, or do they exist at all except as ideas in human minds
Page 19-20 of a book I had open from last night. So right after you noticed the flair this morning I opened my laptop and bam 🦄.
Yes, thank you for noticing. But you know I’m pony boi. Stay golden!
Remember, happiness comes when you are doing something because you really love to do it, and not because it gives you riches or makes you a prominent person.
I love betting on TSLA because it brings me joy when it goes up, knowing bears are watching it and making [this face](https://imgur.com/gallery/RuYTdBC)
TSLA is where i made most of my moolah in the stock market...nothing rages ahead as a TSLA bull run ... ever since it got added to SPY tho... :(
Same….Well it did go from 670 to 900 even after SPY inclusion. I don’t think that’s what’s slowing it down.
It just lost its market defying powers for sometime :) Papa 🍉 has to get back to his game ...
It’s in a bear market. I think when earnings headline risk is off the table, things will change dramatically though.
It will also help if they give a guidance with their earnings call and come out clean with the semiconductor situation....havent heard anything around that from TSLA in a while..
I'm tired, just gonna pass out on the deck
Swing your yacht by Boston and pick me up you degenerate whore 👄 🛥
It'll be about 12 days until I can post in other threads without bothering the mods. So I'll leave y'all with this.
\#GodHatesPoors #PoorsGoHome #PoorsAreRats
Go home silly gross poors. Enough with your smelly activist investing.
If you aren't rolling 25 stacks deep you don't belong here.
You eat RATS 🐀 🐀 🐀 for Breakfast, Lunch, & Dinner.
Poor rats go home.
This sparks joy ✨✨✨
Lmao. why 12 days till you can post?
Weird. So you can post here but not the daily?
Weird. I didn’t know approved status wouldn’t override that
If it's worth doing once, it's definitely worth doing twice
If you want I can share a link to this comment in the other threads as “a special message for WSB from an OG down on his luck”
If you wanna just copy the main pasta and let them have it, you'd get my upvote and blessing
Very well I am doing this in your honor.
Down on his luck?
Bruh, a new Turd Lipstick with zero strikes is the most dangerous entity on the planet
Ok ok. How about “a special message from the exterminator of WSBs”
So in the last couple of weeks my autistic (literally high-functioning) older brother has gotten into options trading. He is poor so he doesn’t put in the amounts any of you or even myself put in.
Yesterday he texted me “CLOV, get in now” to which I replied “I only invest in companies I think have a bright future; that is not one of those companies.”
Anyways he texted me an hour later a photo of his losses with the message “so fucking mad RN, fuck WSB”
I don’t know what the fuck he was looking at on here that convinced him that was a smart decision, I told him just the other week that company is shit and has a rabid cult following like GME. The meme at the top of hot yesterday morning was about how a bunch of the DD is literally made up.
I just talked to one of the regional managers at my new job. He made some money scalping the early meme stocks so I was like cool. Then he asked what I think about the HeDgIeS and I had to stop him right there. Told him if I'm making money I don't give a shit about the rules.
So I can relate to having to be so close to autism, it effects us all in a way.
I maintain that the real squeeze was in January only. I was all about about reee’ing against hedgies until they pulled the plug. Then I stopped giving a shit and went back to theta gang gang
i know what you mean. we were the og apes until dumb questions started popping up and the team sport mentality.. i said fuck this shit im gonna start taking their money every week. the apes got me into theta gangbanging their wallets 😌
Yup agreed, sadly outside the yacht club not many people are willing to admit that, because their bags won't allow them to.
Oh yeah it was fun while it lasted and I got caught up in the hype. Until people started getting up in arms about activism. Like I'm here money lol.
I have 2 brothers with autism, both high-functioning.... you probably wouldn’t notice unless you talked to them for a bit.
Not the funnest house to grow up in thus why I moved across the country (although I do actually like my older brother at least)
f. i think i may be a lil' this way. but i'll never investigate further
Do you ever have this paranoid, intrusive thought that YOU'RE the "abnormal" one and it's all a cover story your family gave you to lessen the blow?
Think about it. Moving cross country, anti-social tendencies, you're on the biggest hive of autism in the civilized world outside of 4chan...
I'm probably projecting.
Yes and no. I’ve often questioned if maybe I have a bit of the tisms but I’ve just chalked it up to social anxiety, depression, and mild ADD.
Taking child development in college kind of opened my eyes in a sense of realizing that those problems are likely in part, a product of the environment I was raised in.
I’m definitely the only sibling in my family that isn’t dependent at all on my parents for financial support.
Still I am here and that’s causing me to second guess myself now that you mention it 🤔🤔
Nah understandable. You can still do you, and love family. Not all houses are conducive to a good life. Gotta do you homey 🤙
I have yet to hear somebody use the term hedgie IRL but I feel like I would instantly file them in my brain as “don’t take advice from this person.”
yup. i feel the same way.
Honestly, I would fight a mf'er on sight if I heard it IRL
They are fucking everywhere. I was picking blue berries and heard some apes talking about hedgies. To my non ape friend, I was like “fucking 🦧s“
God that's a situation that hurts 2 fold. Because your friend needs to understand just how regarded the 🦍s are, for them to agree. Naturally, I'm sure you flew through the bushes to raise hell.
1. Blueberry picking turns out to be hard work.
2. Some people aren’t worth saving.
You mean there weren't labourers to do that for you??? This is the yacht club, sir! 💅
Lol ya those people are a lost cause.
Am... I allowed to make fun of this?
I mean not gonna lie, I was telling myself yesterday he’s pretty fucking regarded. He texted that to me when the stock was up 2% like it was about to squeeze.
This is the same person who maxed out a credit card at 18 he didn’t have the ability to pay off because he didn’t understand the concept of interest.
My parents have financial guardianship over his main bank account because he is that financially irresponsible.
He belongs here
Visiting a friend in Tennessee, been road tripping this weekend, he has 4 Green Egg grills. These things run like 1,000.00 after some accessories crazy. Thinking about checking out Ruby Falls on y back down, I love a good cave. Plus anytime I get to use the word spelunking is a good day.
Is there a way to NOT get this message literally every time I make a comment?
Is this a baby account??
> your account must be at least 2 weeks old to post
Oh I see, have you tried posting with account older than two weeks? That should do the trick! Don't worry, I enjoy helping new users with their reading comprehension 😘