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Fraternal Association of Gambling Gentlemen and Yacht Degenerates for July 23, 2021

Fraternal Association of Gambling Gentlemen and Yacht Degenerates for July 23, 2021

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VisualMod

I saw something I didn't like in here but the user is approved so I ignored it. /u/zjz


justsomeitguyhere

☕☕☕


LordOfBirds

Apes be like: we own the float! And I’m like: so you’ve effectively reduced the float by 80% and made the stock easier to manipulate. Congratulations, you played yourself 👍


LonelySwinger

I'm stuck in a group chat with 5 apes. Literally bitch about everything happening, buy more, then share confirmation bias shit to give reasoning for everything


LordOfBirds

It’s easy to imagine the financial damage this madness will do to people, but psychological damage will be just as bad


Disada1

Tell them a hedgie (me) said they were bitches. I need them to buy more so I can get some more call premium


VisualMod

I saw something I didn't like in here but the user is approved so I ignored it. /u/zjz


StonkDoctor1000

where's the new thread!


Turd-Lipstick

Not posted yet spaz


StonkDoctor1000

visual mod sleeping i bet. weak


qwert1225

And Kanye delays his album for the umpteenth time.


Turd-Lipstick

I bet you he could make like 6 rhymes on the word umpteenth


LonelySwinger

[________👃☁️](https://youtu.be/uLeAot4Zrxo?t=14) # HOWS YOUR NIGHT?


Turd-Lipstick

Y ejectguy


LonelySwinger

Bitched about like 2 downvotes. Then went on a lil reee mode which can be seen below. Just seems like a buzz kill


Turd-Lipstick

🤨


Time_Kaleidoscope

Wasn’t bitching, literally a joke because the comment below me got 10 upvotes for talking about the same subject matter. Some people just don’t understand sarcasm...


LonelySwinger

🧐


VisualMod

I saw something I didn't like in here but the user is approved so I ignored it. /u/zjz


dumidiot69

Put some vicks vapo rub under my nose and had a shot of sprite, I don’t think I’ve ever been this awake


VisualMod

I saw something I didn't like in here but the user is approved so I ignored it. /u/zjz


drawerdrawer

My Crocs play paid out, WE'RE DRINKING BUSCH LIGHT TONIGHT BOYSSSSSSSSS


herpderpa

croc stock rock


drawerdrawer

Ain't gonna lie, wasn't bad. Rocking em right now https://imgur.com/a/34kz55L


Houston_swimmer

Sup bois, hope y’all had a better week than I did! Holding Pltr and spacman lol. I really believe in Pltr after using it in the military and I’m holding a boatload of shares but my god the price action SUCKS! Anyways rock on and I hope y’all’s weekend is amazing


herpderpa

I’ll be picking up quite a bit of Pltr in the near future but can not commit whether it’s shares or leaps.


winkerpack

😖


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the-bad-lieutenant

HEE-HAW


Time_Kaleidoscope

Golden monkeys are always my downfall, 9.5% gets the people going Edit: yo 👀 Kinda drunk Does that do better you plebs?


LonelySwinger

👀 *hand inches closer to ejection button*


Time_Kaleidoscope

Is this a sniffs lulu asses alt or just a garbage Chicago baseball fan that makes no money?


LonelySwinger

🥸


Time_Kaleidoscope

Hey, are you a poor?


LonelySwinger

The poorest of poor obviously


Time_Kaleidoscope

Would explain the white Sox fandom


LonelySwinger

Who's to say I'm even a white sox fan? Anyone can choose a flair there E: why you so moody tonight btw. First complain about downvotee then I troll ya with more downvotes and ya seem to get more offended. You ok bb?


Time_Kaleidoscope

Why are you a troll to begin with?


LonelySwinger

Because I'm bored tonight and you provided a little entertainment with how upset you got over karma 🤷‍♂️


rudeboi42069

Shit... I just realized we're all in a mexican standoff in this thread aren't we?


LonelySwinger

[more like this ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/554/158/b15.jpg)


rudeboi42069

[*](https://imgur.com/a/2ewiwYb)


four1six_

Yo 👀 Kinda drunk


FannyPackPhantom

I took the night off. Feel like Mother Theresa


four1six_

It's okay I picked up the pace for you. Green Friday usually means I'm getting drunk ngl lol


69PutsOnYourPuts69

You should do cocaine about it


LonelySwinger

👀


69PutsOnYourPuts69

⛷️


LonelySwinger

🚂☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️


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FannyPackPhantom

❤️🤍💙You’re like my redneck u/winkerpack 🥲


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FannyPackPhantom

🥵sassy britches and fried bologna 🤤


winkerpack

🧏🏼‍♀️🏏


FannyPackPhantom

🚬 Variety is the spice of life


winkerpack

I miss unpinned 😖


FannyPackPhantom

Lol it’s still there. Didn’t archive yet. Real slow though


four1six_

Fuck yeah love that dude's energy 🤙


sak_shi

send noodz


four1six_

[https://i.imgur.com/L9Gksqr.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L9Gksqr.jpg)


sak_shi

🥺🥺


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four1six_

Very dumb, very inviting. Will probably kill you.


LonelySwinger

Won't they all 😔


four1six_

Inshallah buddy, inshallah.


LonelySwinger

🥵


sak_shi

[hi fellows, be careful out there! ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2021/07/23/man-nearly-dies-after-suffering-stroke-while-masturbating/amp/)


iAbc21

was this a result of too many green days? is there such thing?!


69PutsOnYourPuts69

Well thank God I'm left handed


sak_shi

Phew happy self serving to you!


69PutsOnYourPuts69

You betcha!


four1six_

> the serial stroker Lmao


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sak_shi

I hope you find out soon to be able to avoid it


ShopBitter

That is why you always alternate hands


Unemployable1593

that’s why you gotta balance out hand usage


Guitar_Strap

Lmao he had a stroke stroking it


sak_shi

but he stroked stroking what he loved stroking


drawerdrawer

Finally got that sticky status, congrats FAGGYD


CUM-CEO

So we’re all going 🌈🐻 after earnings yeah? *Ducks flying objects*


four1six_

🐻 during earnings and for right after. Calls the rest of the way. Idk I've had some pretty bad times playing tech earnings so I'm jaded lol.


CUM-CEO

It’s been rough for big tech this year for sure. But maybe the winds have shifted in techs favor.


Fanzy_pants

It's a wonder we weren't sticky enough before with you around


quarantrader

I'm sorry gentlemen but I got to get this off my chest. I am still holding these SBUX $130c 7/30 calls I bought this morning. Keep thinking about them. Am I autistic? Also SPY $440c 7/28 Alright ☮️


drawerdrawer

Well it's too fucking late to do anything now


whammyyy

He could sell them on craigslist


quarantrader

This is reasonable. Thanks Unc


shutupdigit

So I googled my flair… 😔


FannyPackPhantom

How did you *not* know?


shutupdigit

I didn’t look it up? It’s the weekend I finally got around to it.


FannyPackPhantom

You knew what brazzers was though, right? Or no…


shutupdigit

No.


FannyPackPhantom

Watch for memetron9000 - he might do a flair challenge in the next few min.


Fanzy_pants

Well fuck I missed it. I will travel to Japan and streak at the Olympics for a flair


shutupdigit

I will, thank you


FannyPackPhantom

Hurry u/memetron9000 will lock in about a min


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shutupdigit

Thank you again


FannyPackPhantom

Lmao


drawerdrawer

👌


69PutsOnYourPuts69

That's just precious


FannyPackPhantom

Lol. It’s incredible really


69PutsOnYourPuts69

Yo fyi, you're about to induct an ape


FannyPackPhantom

What? Lemme check again - all his comments tonight weren’t dumb. Edit: I don’t see it 😐


69PutsOnYourPuts69

I went as far as I can handle, still crankin'. He doesn't seem like an ape, must have been an aberration Edit: Sent


69PutsOnYourPuts69

Deleted post lol I don't know if condemnable I'll have to go deep on the comments


FannyPackPhantom

Oh dear. Ok. Well…we need to think of a solution…


CallNPut

The most important quality to have toward your day is gratitude for what you have experienced, even for what was hard and what allowed you to learn and grow.


Unemployable1593

i am trying to remain humble, but apparently I’ve learned how to time the market perfectly…


shutupdigit

You’re correct. But I also bartended my way through school for like 10 years and while I’m grateful that it taught me to have thick skin I’m also grateful that I’m past that point in my life. So, all do respect, I can own it but I don’t have to like it.


CUM-CEO

😔 I tried but the gay was too powerful in memetron2000. Look on the bright side at least you have flair, which is more than most tards here.


shutupdigit

Man I just like talking about trading and shitposting


CallNPut

Liking is a choice, gratitude is acceptance. For better or for worse those experiences are all a part of you and make you who you are.


shutupdigit

That’s correct… but I’ve learned the creepy dude lesson about 1700 times. Is there perhaps a new one?


69PutsOnYourPuts69

#🎶ER STAAN EEN PAAR 1000 MAN OM ME HEEEEEEEEEEEEEN #LICHT UIT EN KLAAR OM TE GAAN #IK DRAAG DE VLAG VAN MIJN LAND ALS EEN CAAAAAAPE #DIT IS WAARVOOR IK BESTA🎶 👺🎱👃🎶⛷️🦾🕶️


justsomeitguyhere

Good thing this is on mute, expecting schlager-type


69PutsOnYourPuts69

Yellow Claw, trap ain't for everybody lol


justsomeitguyhere

Hun muziek is een mix van trap, hiphop, dubstep en hardstyle. Yeah, so very not my cup of tea


69PutsOnYourPuts69

For a hot second I thought you were calling me hun lmao. I've been listening to them for a decade now, love AMSTERDAM TRAP MUSIC MOTHERFUCKER


CallNPut

Dalai Lama once said, "Wherever you have friends that’s your country, and wherever you receive love, that’s your home"...by that definition WSB is both my country and my home :)


sogerr

show 👣 pleas


FannyPackPhantom

There’s no escaping it is there? u/CallNPut it’ll never end


drawerdrawer

https://imgur.com/a/34kz55L


Unemployable1593

👀 👀 🥵


sogerr

crocs are hot 🥵🥵


RADIO02118

6 bagger on Tuesday, 12 bagger today. Unfortunately TSLA fucked my baggerage down to a net 5 bagger on the week. 😑. That said, I will begin retard bull operations in TSLA again on Monday 🤠


shutupdigit

Congratulations!!


RADIO02118

Thanks. Hey your flair changed…to what looks like the lambda symbol 🤔


shutupdigit

I opened my laptop and the page read: what way can we say a unicorn exists that is fundamentally different, less real, than the way abstractions like humanity or horn or integer exist? Which is once again the question: In what way do abstract entities exist, or do they exist at all except as ideas in human minds


RADIO02118

What page?


shutupdigit

Page 19-20 of a book I had open from last night. So right after you noticed the flair this morning I opened my laptop and bam 🦄.


shutupdigit

Yes, thank you for noticing. But you know I’m pony boi. Stay golden!


CallNPut

Remember, happiness comes when you are doing something because you really love to do it, and not because it gives you riches or makes you a prominent person.


RADIO02118

I love betting on TSLA because it brings me joy when it goes up, knowing bears are watching it and making [this face](https://imgur.com/gallery/RuYTdBC)


CallNPut

TSLA is where i made most of my moolah in the stock market...nothing rages ahead as a TSLA bull run ... ever since it got added to SPY tho... :(


RADIO02118

Same….Well it did go from 670 to 900 even after SPY inclusion. I don’t think that’s what’s slowing it down.


CallNPut

It just lost its market defying powers for sometime :) Papa 🍉 has to get back to his game ...


RADIO02118

It’s in a bear market. I think when earnings headline risk is off the table, things will change dramatically though.


CallNPut

It will also help if they give a guidance with their earnings call and come out clean with the semiconductor situation....havent heard anything around that from TSLA in a while..


CptTonyStark

I'm tired, just gonna pass out on the deck


FannyPackPhantom

🍻🛌


RADIO02118

Swing your yacht by Boston and pick me up you degenerate whore 👄 🛥


Turd-Lipstick

It'll be about 12 days until I can post in other threads without bothering the mods. So I'll leave y'all with this. --- \#GodHatesPoors #PoorsGoHome #PoorsAreRats Go home silly gross poors. Enough with your smelly activist investing. If you aren't rolling 25 stacks deep you don't belong here. \#PoorRats #RatsArePoor You eat RATS 🐀 🐀 🐀 for Breakfast, Lunch, & Dinner. Poor rats go home. 🐀


FannyPackPhantom

Why?


Turd-Lipstick

This sparks joy ✨✨✨


FannyPackPhantom

Lmao. why 12 days till you can post?


Turd-Lipstick

https://i.imgur.com/OjXyAcO.png


FannyPackPhantom

Weird. So you can post here but not the daily?


Turd-Lipstick

Yiss


FannyPackPhantom

Weird. I didn’t know approved status wouldn’t override that


TLMontgomery

If it's worth doing once, it's definitely worth doing twice


night117hawk

If you want I can share a link to this comment in the other threads as “a special message for WSB from an OG down on his luck”


Turd-Lipstick

If you wanna just copy the main pasta and let them have it, you'd get my upvote and blessing


night117hawk

Very well I am doing this in your honor.


Turd-Lipstick

Down on his luck? Bruh, a new Turd Lipstick with zero strikes is the most dangerous entity on the planet


night117hawk

Ok ok. How about “a special message from the exterminator of WSBs”


night117hawk

So in the last couple of weeks my autistic (literally high-functioning) older brother has gotten into options trading. He is poor so he doesn’t put in the amounts any of you or even myself put in. Yesterday he texted me “CLOV, get in now” to which I replied “I only invest in companies I think have a bright future; that is not one of those companies.” Anyways he texted me an hour later a photo of his losses with the message “so fucking mad RN, fuck WSB” I don’t know what the fuck he was looking at on here that convinced him that was a smart decision, I told him just the other week that company is shit and has a rabid cult following like GME. The meme at the top of hot yesterday morning was about how a bunch of the DD is literally made up.


four1six_

I just talked to one of the regional managers at my new job. He made some money scalping the early meme stocks so I was like cool. Then he asked what I think about the HeDgIeS and I had to stop him right there. Told him if I'm making money I don't give a shit about the rules. So I can relate to having to be so close to autism, it effects us all in a way.


Disada1

I maintain that the real squeeze was in January only. I was all about about reee’ing against hedgies until they pulled the plug. Then I stopped giving a shit and went back to theta gang gang


iAbc21

i know what you mean. we were the og apes until dumb questions started popping up and the team sport mentality.. i said fuck this shit im gonna start taking their money every week. the apes got me into theta gangbanging their wallets 😌


four1six_

Yup agreed, sadly outside the yacht club not many people are willing to admit that, because their bags won't allow them to. Oh yeah it was fun while it lasted and I got caught up in the hype. Until people started getting up in arms about activism. Like I'm here money lol.


night117hawk

I have 2 brothers with autism, both high-functioning.... you probably wouldn’t notice unless you talked to them for a bit. Not the funnest house to grow up in thus why I moved across the country (although I do actually like my older brother at least)


Unemployable1593

f. i think i may be a lil' this way. but i'll never investigate further


Turd-Lipstick

Do you ever have this paranoid, intrusive thought that YOU'RE the "abnormal" one and it's all a cover story your family gave you to lessen the blow? Think about it. Moving cross country, anti-social tendencies, you're on the biggest hive of autism in the civilized world outside of 4chan... I'm probably projecting.


night117hawk

Yes and no. I’ve often questioned if maybe I have a bit of the tisms but I’ve just chalked it up to social anxiety, depression, and mild ADD. Taking child development in college kind of opened my eyes in a sense of realizing that those problems are likely in part, a product of the environment I was raised in. I’m definitely the only sibling in my family that isn’t dependent at all on my parents for financial support. Still I am here and that’s causing me to second guess myself now that you mention it 🤔🤔


four1six_

Nah understandable. You can still do you, and love family. Not all houses are conducive to a good life. Gotta do you homey 🤙


night117hawk

I have yet to hear somebody use the term hedgie IRL but I feel like I would instantly file them in my brain as “don’t take advice from this person.”


iAbc21

yup. i feel the same way.


four1six_

Honestly, I would fight a mf'er on sight if I heard it IRL


Disada1

They are fucking everywhere. I was picking blue berries and heard some apes talking about hedgies. To my non ape friend, I was like “fucking 🦧s“


four1six_

God that's a situation that hurts 2 fold. Because your friend needs to understand just how regarded the 🦍s are, for them to agree. Naturally, I'm sure you flew through the bushes to raise hell.


Disada1

1. Blueberry picking turns out to be hard work. 2. Some people aren’t worth saving.


four1six_

You mean there weren't labourers to do that for you??? This is the yacht club, sir! 💅 Lol ya those people are a lost cause.


Turd-Lipstick

Am... I allowed to make fun of this?


night117hawk

I mean not gonna lie, I was telling myself yesterday he’s pretty fucking regarded. He texted that to me when the stock was up 2% like it was about to squeeze. This is the same person who maxed out a credit card at 18 he didn’t have the ability to pay off because he didn’t understand the concept of interest. My parents have financial guardianship over his main bank account because he is that financially irresponsible.


Turd-Lipstick

He belongs here


ShopBitter

Visiting a friend in Tennessee, been road tripping this weekend, he has 4 Green Egg grills. These things run like 1,000.00 after some accessories crazy. Thinking about checking out Ruby Falls on y back down, I love a good cave. Plus anytime I get to use the word spelunking is a good day.


Turd-Lipstick

Is there a way to NOT get this message literally every time I make a comment? https://i.imgur.com/OjXyAcO.png


quarantrader

Is this a baby account??


four1six_

> your account must be at least 2 weeks old to post Oh I see, have you tried posting with account older than two weeks? That should do the trick! Don't worry, I enjoy helping new users with their reading comprehension 😘