You are witnessing Hedge Funds Panic! DON’T SELL
By - WSBMileHighClub
Just give the hedge funds a $600 check. They'll be fine.
Don't be mean. There's no way Melvin can make $600 last a year. Give them the full $1,400. That should be enough.
I don't know do they deserve it? I think the military should get budget reviews first and then the leftovers can go to shorts.
Can we drug test the shorts to see if they qualify for government assistance
They really need to cut down on Starbucks!
Avocado toast is also a no-no
I hear Uber is always hiring. Time to get a fistful of bootstraps and start yankin like a 14 year old boy who cracked the parental controls
They should've use that McDonald's budget template, then maybe they'd have saved their money properly.
Just make your coffee at home, Melvin.
We tried to do a blood draw but its just all cocaine 🤷♂️
Do... do you still have the sample
Lets check their taxes from last year.
Looks like they may have made too much to qualify. Too bad. I guess that how the means testing goes.
How much could Ramen cost, $10?
Yea man, i mean these are real people, who own 2 or 3 houses and a boat.
Maybe they should try budgeting.
Thank you for your service.
My disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only. I am not a legal, tax or financial professional. This is not the suggestion of any trades or positions to take on. Investing carries risk, please do not invest until you understand those risks. Seriously I eat crayons.
Positions: Calls $LIGMA Puts $BALLS
They should skip the Starbucks and avocado toast. Maybe they can uber on the weekends?
They shouldn’t have bought that new IPhone or those new shoes. They should’ve saved money using a crack phone and buying from goodwill 😌
They can put themselves through college and get themselves a real job just like I did
Yeah they should be excited they will be poor enough to qualify for the next stimulus check!!
Except not really because I'm pretty sure it's still it's based on 2019 income oopsie!
Yea in like 12 or so months after they close and move.
That’ll last them a month
And the interest they pay is daily and based of the value of the shares. They losing money every day. They can't remain solvent longer than we can remain pissed.
I've been pissed for 12 years already, I can stay pissed a lot longer
this retard is 12 years old hell yeah
Just use another brokerage.
My partner is holding and I'm just watching all of this (shared finances so my money is being used for bills at the moment) trying not to stress about the whole mess. If it wasn't for this subreddit I would probably be panicking about all of the drops. Thank you for providing information that helps people be aware of the tricks. Honestly, my anxiety is still kind of high but that's because what we stand to gain would be life changing for us.
If this goes well we may actually have enough of a leg to stand on to set ourselves up for more long term financial stability after trying to deal with this messed up economy in the US.
<3 Hang in there everyone!
I told my wife how much we spent on GME last night, and her comment was "fuck em, double it"
Marry her... again
Oh I tell her every damn day that she's the best thing that's ever happened to me. She's a fucking angel.
Definitely buy more $Wife shares after all this
I'll go in on this wife sharing thing!
Honestly I’m over leveraged at this point so I may have to limit you to 5 shares of this guy’s $Wife I have a lot of options that may or may not be expiring in a few hours... stay tuned. Fundamentals look 🚀🚀🚀
Can I be her bf as well?
Only if you 💎✊
I also choose this guys wife
They will be able to afford it soon. Were in this together.
Honestly, I think this is part of why this is doing so well. They have a lot of angry people to answer to. Especially with how bad '08 was.
I'm usually a pretty conservative index fund investor but I bought some GME this morning. First individual stock I've bought in years. Anger about 08 is pretty much the sole reason.
Also I really fucking like this stock
The hedge funds were just dealing with weaponised autism. Now there’s anger and spite along for the ride! 💎💎🖕🏼
Yeah and we came out of 08 personally pretty unscathed - mainly because we had fuck all at that point. Seeing some of the stuff friends in the States and in Asia had happen to their money though, ouch. I can see why that is incentivising people to get in if they think it'll hurt a stock broker.
Shit my wife told me to sell my 26 shares
I believe she's what the internet refers to as a paper hands and can thus be discarded, if my Meme to English dictionary is correct.
You are correct .. I’ll trade her for shares
Props to you for standing behind your partners decision! My wife is also a little panicked but understands why I'm doing it.
Hahaha, I've been asking *a lot* of questions about how this all works because of it. But both of us want to help show that working together does allow for us to push back against an exploitative system. So even if it didn't go great (I'm still kind of waiting for the other shoe to drop because I don't know if they can actually stop this at all) we still are making a statement. Even if it's fucking terrifying lol.
My wife is completely unaware, i know her too well. She doesn't see the see long term benefit, only the here and now besides, I'm using my own small amount of play money. After all, i don't question her shoe and makeup purchases!
Use the gains you make to pay for marriage counseling when it's all over
Only if she's willing to compromise on the cocaine and hookers!
Now this is stonks.
Upvote for you.
Lol! I used my money as well but I told her because I just don't hide things from her.
We are in the same boat in my household. Except im the one with the one share and some liquid to buy more today because of my partner. She is scared to death, but this is bigger than us, this is for everybody and future generations.
We hold we win and they have to buy in 696969 dollars
Oh I know the feeling. I took over my GF’s account and bought a ton of shares at $347, I was more nervous about her account than blowing up my own
But I didn’t panic yesterday, knew it would bounce back, solely because of how quick this stock bounced after getting news people could only sell it! You take away the ability to buy and it still bounces after falling to $150? That’s resiliency, and shows how backed into a corner MM are with this
uh...she knows you did this right? Like this wasn't in secret?
It's cool, he asked his gf's bf and he was OK with it.
I'm in a similar boat. I'm the one with the shares and husband is super anxious. This would help us realize the long standing dreams we've had but figured never would happen.
If it hits $10,000 a share at least when it comes time to sell we're probably going to put 6 months down on rent on a new place to ride the pandemic out while I'm trying to find more work, heck, we may even be able to make it so we can go to school.
I want some farm land to grow an educational food forest and teach people how to grow their food using permaculture methods. <3
I would much rather you have this money than Ken "I have multiple penthouses across America" Griffin.
To the moon!
That's a wonderful idea! We haven't thought a whole lot about big ideas yet beyond not having to worry about survival but we may actually have to think about that now!
Always have a dream, even if it seems impossible at times to achieve. All the best of luck to us all here today fighting!
Please remember taxes and put the estimated amount aised for it.
POWER TO THE PLAYERS
Power to the players 🙌💎
We are going to wait, we are going to wait, we are going to wait until they feel the pain, until they start to bleed.
- Mark Baum, [The Big Short](/r/TheBigShort)
WE ARE GAMESTONK
WE ARE GAMESTONK 💎
WE LIKE THE STONK 💎👋🚀
😤 Broke up with Robinhood 😤
❤️ Fidelity new best friend ❤️
Fidelity is the new way.
They process their own shares and have actual customer service.
I need to switch platforms, got locked out on Ally from buying options yesterday. Fidelity is good?
Thats where I plan to go. Fuck RH. not switching now because it takes like 2 weeks to transfer shares.
The moment the squeeze ends, I'm transfering all funds to Fidelity and rebuying a shit ton of GME
Was debating between Fidelity and RH, but chose Fidelity cuz already had an account so was easy to open a trade account. Glad I made that call lol
I've never invested in my life and set up with Fidelity. Do I buy in pre-market for wait for markets to open? Seriously have no fucking idea what I'm doing.
Hard to tell, yesterday it soared the first 30 mins. Other days it dipped after opening
I would personally wait until midday, as I think they are going to try and pull some shit today to keep options from expiring in the money. Wouldn’t be surprised to see a pullback from premarket prices, but it’s anyone’s guess
I see it's around $360 pre-market, so I may as well wait. I have nothing to lose and will try to stick it to these hedgecuntfucks as best as I can. Thanks for your time.
Don't wait. Its going to shoot up and you'll get left behind. If you plan to buy, go in asap.
Fuck it, I placed an order for $1,000 when market opens. Grateful to be part of the ride!
Schwab is good too. Got some $GME at the dip yesterday. F—k Robinhood.
Yep - just bought extended hours pre-market with Fidelity. They aren’t perfect but have been great. They also recently started doing fractional shares for many stocks.
Bought 2 GME not 5 mins ago. I am strapped the fuck in
This is the way! Doesn’t matter if it’s 2 or 2,000.. every share you own is a share MM are paying interest on shorting!
It's still potentially 10+ grand.
I’m in 10 shares right at 4am PST. Let’s ride together
THERE IS A SELL WALL AT $425 ON GME. ALMOST 7000 STRONG.
AUTISTS. YOU NEED TO REMOVE YOUR SELL LIMITS. OTHERWISE YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE TAKE OFF 🚀 HARDER. YOURE ALSO GOING TO MISS THE REST OF THE MOVE.
IF PRICE HITS 425 PRICE IS GOING TO HIT IT AND GO DOWN HARD. MAKING PEOPLE PANIC SELL. MAKING THIS HARDER.
PLEASE REPOST THIS AROUND THE SUBREDDIT.
this is not financial advice I am retarded 🦍
Ape retard here with limit sells at 25k.
🦍 Fuck that's a lot of banana
Also set 25k hoping the algos fuck up
Honestly they could, even if it lasts for 5 seconds. I have a third of mine between the 3 and 5k mark, but I also have a couple at 10, 20 and 30k.
*cries in TD Ameritrade sell ranges*
Go to GME. Set Triggers. Create a trigger for if GME LAST price = 10,000 create limit sell for 10,000
I would rather hold and bleed them or make them pay my price either way I fine with that but the fuckers will pay for our ticket to the 🌚🌚🌚🚀🚀
If *all* the shares had to be bought back at 30k+ none of us would get jack shit because you'd see even the backing banks collapsing under the weight and then it's back to the drawing board for the entire capital market system of the planet. But it could hit those peaks for a few seconds and you're golden. To be perfectly honest, I think 5k is very realistic, and upwards of 10k is very possible for short bursts.
So long as there isn't some kind of bullshit intervention.
ILL SELL MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND'S COCK RING BEFORE I SELL UNDER 2,696.69
Holding 585 total
Idk why expected that link to be a picture of your wifes boyfriend’s cockring
Mines at 69,420
I think that is the only reasonable price target.
APE TOGETHER STRONG
$69,420 and not a penny lower. I will eat caviar or I will eat bread.
Let them eat cake.
$100,000 limit sellers, checking in.
Autistic ape with no sell limit reporting in!
There are 16k set to sell at $450.
It hit $500 yesterday with some fractional shares selling for $2600 and another report of a fractional going for over $5000.
$1k sell limits are way too low
Not financial advise.
how do you know what the limit orders are? How can you see this info?
Look at the bids and ask prices.
Robinhood makes it available to gold members. They have a 30 day free trial available. Click the arrow next to stock price in the app
how does ape sell limit on fidelity? fidelity no like banana more than 50% of recent banana price
Big ape man call agent and offer TWO banana or big banana boinga boinga donga sucky suck for “break big rules”.
Hijacking top comment:
If you are setting a limit sell with Schwab PLEASE be careful. It took 4hrs for my CANCEL to be processed. This was pre-market today. The Clearing Houses are backed up, so this is probably causing problems for other brokers. Make sure you are aware of the potential for delays.
7000 is 🥜🥜🥜
where do you go to see where the sell walls are?
I'd like to know as well
This should be it's own post.
*not financial advice, not posting advice*
Bought with no limits, no mercy!!!
I guarantee its a fake wall. If we touch it their trading algos will immediately retract their sell orders, they need all the shares they can get and wont lose 25k of them if the price is going to go higher.
Why the fuck do people have sell limits. Just dont. Watch the stock and see it going up. We are not selling today. It will take them DAYS to cover! 💎🙌
People wanted to place sell limit orders so there shares weren’t available to be lent and were on the open market.
Everybody set high sell limits, so you shares can't be borrowed and when they have to buy, they have to buy expensive. They try to farm all low sell limits set by you with high bids up to 5000$ . So let them bleed. Start at 5k upwards, so they won't get away cheap. [Please see here for more details](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l7opbs/explaing_how_we_won_yesterday_and_how_we_have_the/).
You should still set a sell limit. If you don't have a sell limit in place your broker can lend out your shares to a short, allowing them to drive the price down. If you don't know what selling is, set a limit of something absurd like $100K.
*I am not a financial professional and my commentary should not be taken as financial advise.*
How in the hell do you make a 5000 sell limit. Im locked at +50% of the stock value
1000 isn’t even the ballpark for what this will be worth. DO NOT SELL AT 1000! We can push it to 5 figures if we HOLD. They literally HAVE to buy the shares back at whatever price we determine JUST HOLD INTO NEXT WEEK
Copy and paste. We need everyone to HOLD. If everyone holds we decide the price. Don’t pussy out when it hits 1000 HOLD HOLD HOLD.
GME TO THE FUCKING MOON 🚀🚀🚀
lucky for us I don't know what any of this means, all I know is 💎 ✋
STOP SPENDING MONEY ON AWARDS SMOOTH BRAINED FUCKS
People get free awards every day, genius
I’M NOT SCARED
Even if you are, you will hold and I know you will. Let’s go brotha
These are yolo things you do when you realized you've already lost it all. They have so much more to lose. We have so much more to gain. Watching the blatant manipulation, paid shills and coordinated attacks initially gave me a big pit in my stomach. That turned into confidence when I saw how pathetic and Fd they are. So exciting to see the people of the world unite and take a stand!
Oh my gourd!
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copy & paste! BETTER MORNING UPDATE!
UPDATED++++ BROKER LIST TO BUY GME
🇺🇲USA - DOUGH, CHASE, AJ Bell, WeBull, Morgan Stanley, Passfolio 🇨🇦CANADA - TD, WEALTHSIMPLE, RBC DIRECT INVEST, SCOTIA iTRADE, CIBC, BMO InvestorLine, QTrade, Tastywork, NBDB
🇬🇧🇪🇺UK/EUROPE - FREETRADE PLUS, SCALABLE CAPITAL, HARGREAVES LANDSDOWNE, AJ BELL, IG, REVOLUT, DEGIRO, Regiobank, KeyTrade Bank (Belgium), Binckbank (Belgium), Flatex (Germany), EToro (Spain), ING (Germany), DKB (Germany), Swissquote (Switzerland), Comdirect, Bolero (Belgium), DZ BANK (Germany)
🇪🇸- NinetyNine, Revolut
🇦🇺Aus- Stake (might be laggy apparently), Sharesies?, Hatch, IG, SelfWealth
New Zealand: Sharesies, Hatch, Stake
🇸🇪NORDICS - NORDNET, AVANZA, SaxoTraderGO, Swedbanks (SWEDEN), DnB (Norway)
Turkey: Gedik Yatırım, İŞCEP
International: ,212Trading, TD Ameritrade, Schwab accepts international customers and it is said to be good!
Not sure about TradeRepublic so removed from the list!!!
u/zachp004 has a great list too, check him out!
Based on info via reddit Disclaimer: be careful who you use, avoid shady shit, I’m just relaying info, not financial advice, things are constantly changing stop calling me a liar on 2h old posts
Edit: Dunno the answers to some of your questions. Sorry. Please ask others as they may know better than me.
Also I am not a bot I am a human so please be slower lol
I haven’t been able to update it since I have to study, but if you can please update
List is pretty good but not perfect, I am a student and I do all edits by hand. Sorry if any site is wrong now.
List may be wrong use at your own risk
Also did what most of the people in threads say so if you have any recommendations to the list just say here
BETTER MORNING UPDATE!!! ADDED AND REMOVED ACCORDING TO 100+ REDDITORS! LET’S GO!
ALSO NEWBIES THERE IS A LINK GETTING SEND PLEASE DON’T CLICK SOME RANDOM LINKS IT IS PROBABLY A SCAM. LINK IS SOMETHING SQUEEZE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
ALSO TRUE POST!!!
Don't use Trading 212, they are doing shady manipulative shit aswell.
Yo I'm from Canada, have a TFSA, but don't have an account started for trading on any platform. Is it possible to get set up to buy @opening bell today?
I feel like a true autist adding at this price level, but GME looks like a solid buy at any price under the moon, surely its headed for mars.
Oh I will sell, you know when?
When they ring at my fucking apartment door with their houses, yachts, wifes, kids, dogs and pet crocodiles in tow, and present their ass for vicious lube less fucking. Then and only then can they have my shares, until then
My tombstone will literally say “still holding GME”
Can anyone find the link to the Citadel guy freaking out? I can't find it.
WE ARE GAME STONK
After this week I want to see them burn.
I thought we could both exist and be fine. They have pushed the boundaries in every conceivable way, there was never a “ sure we can make money along with the little guy if he does his research too” approach, it’s been “fuck, we did no dd. A movement started weeks ago but we didn’t think anything would happen for like the first week cause we normally just bankrupt them after a moment.”
Robinhood is led by donkeys who know how to pitch to vc’s but not adhere to a pretty fucking clear framework, or spend what they should have held to cover positions.
Either way, prison or a complete fucking bust ipo.
Why did Vlad’s mum permit him to go on tv today?
“Never play chess with a pigeon. The pigeon just knocks all the pieces over. Then shits all over the board. Then struts around like it won.”
Sounds very familiar, MM are losing money? Ok let’s just stop all buying... what fucking assholes
Absolutely, excercising today. The desperation is palpable, our success is near, dominate and don’t fall for anything!
Guys, being a former HF trader I can tell you with aboslute clarity that pircing manipulation is going on here. Just don't forget that it doesn't matter what the price is unless there is comensurate volume to back up large price swings. These HFs aren't just going to manipulate the price down, there are large players on yourside as well that will manipulate the price upwards to try and lure more retail money into the game. Retail tends to be far more emotional if you lure in huge amounts of capital at very high basis you can get them to trigger sell offs easier. HOLD THE LINE. For referance I am not in any of the stocks being short squeezed at the moment. I am going to stay on the sidelines and provide analysis where I can.
Looks like Billionaire is back on the menu
DIAMOND STRONG HANDS
You guys can do it, we know you can! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
🚀🚀🚀🚀 FUCK U HEDGE FOND LOSERS 🚀🚀🚀🚀
You know how i know we are reaching $4000 minimum? Yesterday they shut down buying GME and yet we still held through and ended around $200. They have tried every trick in the book, both legal and illegal, yet we stood our ground. They do not know how to deal with retards, nobody does.
If my only option is to use RH, should I still do it at this point?
For sure, there might be a limit of 5 though
I've dropped 1k to join you autists and stick it to these jerks...
My question is... Buy at open price or wait for a drop throughout the day?
Dropping 20k on open but I'm a retard so what do I know🚀🚀🚀
HOLDING THE LINE
Can I show proof of purchase on my stocks to GameStop and have them pay more than $0.50 for my games? I scratch your back, you scratch mine. Lol
Dude, in 3 months you are going to OWN a store. You can sell things to yourself for whatever you want!
I will not sell! Say it with me!
WE STONK THE STONK!!!
If you buy or sell, do it as a limit sell or limit buy and set your limit. Especially with this shit. Or you may pay market price which may see u expected fluctuations. Other than that, buy a share and strap in. Expect to lose it.
Can someone make a post to keep an eye on Citron at 9am. They said they were making some major announcement that everyone needs to hear. I expect this to be part of a play to scare us once again. Also I imagine whatever they say will have immediate temporary effect on GME
I’ll keep an eye on pornhub. It’s likely a video of him getting pounded in the ass for 6 months straight
SHORT STOCK DOESN'T HAVE AN EXPIRATION DATE
Hedgefund whales are spreading disinfo saying Friday is make-or-break for $GME. Call options expiring ITM on Friday will drive the price up if levels are maintained, but may not trigger the short squeeze.
It may be Friday, but it could be next week the we see the real squeeze.
DON'T PANIC IF THE SQUEEZE DOESN'T HAPPEN FRIDAY.
It's not guaranteed to. The only thing that is guaranteed mathematically is that the shorts will have to cover at some point in the future. They are trying to get enough people hooked on the false expectation of Friday so that if/when it doesn't happen, enough will sell out of panic/despair. DON'T BE THAT PERSON.
WE LIKE THE STOCKKEEP HOLDING UNTIL THEY FEEL THE PAIN, WHETHER THAT'S FRIDAY OR NEXT WEEK5,000+💎🙌🏻🚀
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# This is CLASS WARFARE.
# LEFT VS RIGHT. DEMOCRATIC VS REPUBLICAN. THAT'S A DISTRACTION.
# IT'S ALWAYS BEEN PEASANT VS NOBLEMEN.
# PEASANTS RISE!
I'm trying to buy right now, but I'm confused. For context I use fidelity. I have a purchse ticket in for 6 shares, but I placed my limit at 195.00, just a little bit above yesterday's US market's closing value. However, europe's current value is much higher. Do I need to replace my current purchase ticket with a price that reflects the current European value in order to even be given the time of day by sellers?
Yes. It is currently $339. Also, there is a pre-market period where it will gap up. I'd say it will open at $420.
Bought more today. WE WILL HOLD!
Sorry guys but I had to set a stop loss...
I can't afford to not sell at $10,000 a share. I'm sorry.
REMOVE YOUR LIMITS TARDS
Mines set to $69,420
Someone needs to throw together guidance on all of the apps where to check your sell limits
clearly this goes further than just melvin, this is point72, citadel, D1.
it could actually already be the point that if they concede, they are all fucked. in this case, i cannot understand how the investment banks underwriting their clearing are not freaking out and margin calling them. if retail traders clearinghouses increase the collateral to the point of a global shutdown, surely they also were sweating....
Hold for 5,000. That’s a difference for everyone, even people with fractional shares. $5000 is the minimum goal.
I paperhanded at close right before papa Elon 🚀🚀🚀 us and I lost out on about 10k in gains at least.
Rebought 20 @ 325. Not making that mistake again