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atlantis_airlines

I just want someone to add this to the original with no mention of having done so and acting as if this is how it always was.


Miguelonchox

I mean, the movie has a lot of ridiculous hyper violence, It wouldn't stick out that much.


scullys_alien_baby

\*[ed-209](https://youtu.be/ZFvqDaFpXeM) has entered the chat\*


toomanymarbles83

Help me, my nose is running! You need help with that? No, it's running off my [face!](https://youtu.be/XC1Gfyp8C6I?t=37) Credit to MAD Magazine in the 90s for that joke.


AntManMax

I'd buy that for a dollar!


Veenendaler

Better quality: https://youtu.be/2J8mkHUsiXY


MyMadeUpNym

90s MAD was glorious.


scullys_alien_baby

that dude popping like a water balloon is still some of the funniest shit I've ever seen


3-DMan

On the commentary they said hazardous waste guy is the "most loved" and "most hated" part of the movie.


FoodBasedLubricant

It traumatized 10-year old me when I saw it in the theater


metatron5369

I love how casually he talks about purposely putting police officers in danger so one of them can die and be his zombie cyborg golem. This movie is a satirical gem.


3-DMan

The corporatespeak is great- "We've placed prime candidates according to risk factor; I'm confident we can go to prototype in 90 days."


PhirebirdSunSon

"Too bad about Kenny huh?" "Hey...that's life in the big city."


thepixelbuster

Not a single unnecessary casualty, not even a broken window. ED-209 was a miracle of engineering that got pulled too soon!


Bigbysjackingfist

*who cares if it worked or not!*


TheTimeShrike

The old man seemed to think it was pretty important, dick.


sleeplessone

Should have linked the [Robocop Remake version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-9MbhK4tt8).


Matren2

Lol, I just noticed that one of the guys in that scene is Peter from The Room. edit: The dude who played Otis in Supergirl is in that scene too


elsparkodiablo

He'll always be Randall the Chicken Fighter from Justified for me


Delirium101

i had nightmares about this scene as a child. wow nostalgia


Hippoyawn

Why the hell did I watch this when I was 9? Why!?


Delirium101

The 80s and 90s really were a different time…


FFighter7232

yup, went when I was 4-5ish, my dad says they didnt realize how gory it was before they went in to the theater. Probably explains a lot looking back at it now...


Eji1700

Programmer 101. The demo never works.


DumbThoth

Wait so what is this if its not part of the movie. Is there any dick shooting in the moving or is it not worth the watch?


MenudoMenudo

Jokes aside, in the original, he shoots one guy in the dick, and it's almost exactly the same as the very first dick shot in this version.


GoggleHat

it's worth the watch, just not as much dicky-shooty as the remake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UyC1X8bcpg


Nyrradrolyat13

What in the absolute fuck. This scene doesn't even seem like it belongs on a straight to DVD movie.. this is RoboCop? Wasn't this like a giant hit? Am I biased because i grew up in detroit? This is fucking amazing I need to see this movie


sightlab

It's worth noting that the movie is VERY intentionally over the top. Paul Verhoeven who directed it has a really dry sense of satirical humor. And I mean come on: it's a movie about a robot cop. How seriously can you take a movie based around that? They remade it in 2014 and it sucked: totally took itself seriously as an actual action movie, none of the batshit humor of the original.


grodr2001

I think one of the few things the Remake did really well was the scene where Murphy sees how much is actually left of him. It's just so existentially terrifying. https://youtu.be/UFuxiZFwDPs I imagine if it leaned more on the existentialism it could have done a more gritty take of Robocop well, but I imagine the pg13 rating held them back from ever going full on.


CreamNPeaches

How'd that pass the PG-13 rating? That is terrifying.


MisterListersSister

Seriously. Seeing that is more psychologically damaging than any amount of shootouts, stabbings, or nudity.


adrenah

Violence is all good. Just can't show a nipple.


kmk4ue84

Murica. no tits ,no saying the word Fuck more than once....should be fine


Timey16

There used to be worse shit back when PG-13 was new. PG-13 was introduced as in between for R and PG rating and that is a LONG range. Nowadays most of the time PG-13 is just an upgraded PG rating, but sometimes (and how it used to be done when it was new) it was just a slightly downrated R version. Because prior to PG-13 movies like "Jaws" were PG rated.


feartheoldblood90

That was... Terrifying. Awesome. Too bad the rest of the movie doesn't hold up, but damn, that scene is legit really incredible.


Okichah

The original robocop is about a cyborg rediscovering his humanity, the remake is about one slowly losing his. Its not a remake as much as its a totally different movie with a similar premise.


silicon1

Ya that's a good scene, the original where Murphy gets shot up before he was robocop is still one of the most gruesome scenes I've seen in a movie.


snowysnowy

Didn't Verhoeven do Starship Troopers too?


Timey16

Yes and it's the same type of satire. Starship Troopers intentionally looks like a bad TV-Show... because it is. It is a bad pro-military, pro-dictatorship, pro-fascist propaganda TV show within the Starship Troopers universe essentially. And it's up for the viewer to spot how actually batshit insane their society is and see all these absurd inconsistencies that the characters in the movie just take for granted. All those "would you like to know more?" propaganda clips are like the ad breaks in between the "Propaganda movie that is Starship Troopers" you are watching right now.


snowysnowy

Younger me was completely oblivious to the whole thing. It was hurr durr nude shower scene lol Looking back though, it was excellent satire, truly. I heard the sequels were... not so good.


registered_rep

You really should, Robocop is one of the best movies that's even been made.


Iohet

Paul Verhoeven's career is mostly satirical takes on hyper-violence and fascist imagery


WileEWeeble

Its Paul Verhoeven. All his movies are campy satire of mainstream cultural messaging. You would need to see it beginning to end, understand the time it was released and that it was a tongue in cheek take down of culture and media at that time projected into the "future." The F/X are dated but beyond that it is pretty perfect in what in is trying to do....but might not be everyone's cup of tea.


Kazen_Orilg

Some fx are dated, it also makes you realize how sweet squibs were and how shitty cgi blood is.


iowegian4

Dude. There's a boardroom scene you just have to see. Movie is directed by Paul Verhoeven, who also did Total Recall and Starship Troopers. And Showgirls. Ahem, so anyways, he's really into satire.


ndjs22

It came out in 1987. I think that explains most of your confusion. There's a ridiculous scene involving acid too. Whole thing is worth a watch imo.


costpermille

It's called the 80s. And living during that time was awesome. Even with the AIDS and crack epidemic.


PunksPrettyMuchDead

Do yourself a favor and just go watch everything Verhoeven has ever done, right now


SaborW

It's Paul Verhoeven. Quite a few of his movies are 'B movies' but with triple A budget, effects, and direction. They're pretty unique. They're over the top, silly, satirical, funny, but also dark, grim, and gritty. Robocop and Starship Troopers are two of my favorites


CareBearDontCare

SIR. This was a big fucking deal.


Galiphile

Iirc the dick-shot through the skirt is similar to a scene from the actual movie, but I haven't seen it in a long time.


Kazen_Orilg

Its a very good recreation until the 2nd set of rapists show up. Thats where the joke actually starts.


Lotions_and_Creams

Maybe expand on the car chase/acid vat scene as well.


3wordname

This was literally me after watching Robocop scene of Murphy getting killed on network TV only to really watch it uncensored.


timeye13

Then make a “Mandela effect” post and call it a day.


hi_im_fuzzknocker

Is this the one where he shoots off everyone’s dick?


lookinforbobo

Affirmative


Soup-a-doopah

Your move, creep.


topcheesehead

#𓂸


BizzyM

🔫


cheesegoat

🍆


Cbrlui

💥


chodelewis

😫


Deskopotamus

🤮


SmarkieMark

🥩🩸


ragsofx

🤮


Timstantmessage

𓀐𓂸


japalian

#𓀐𓂸𔐖


Chu_BOT

The tuck are these characters?


nephelokokkygia

Egyptian hieroglyphs. Yes, really.


johnnyj1985

Wish I would went to the comments BEFORE clicking….


hi_im_fuzzknocker

Ive seen it twice over the years, Robocop and vimeo means a bunch of dicks getting shot off.


Scrooloose1

I must have seen this posted on reddit at least five times. I watch every time.


Matren2

I've seen the ~~EXORCIST~~DICKS GET SHOT OFF ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT...


Seanathon101

YOU'RE WORKING WITH A PROFESSIONAL HERE!!!!


TurdFerguson4

NICE FUCKIN MODEL.


Dude_McAwesome

*HONK HONK*


nzdastardly

Same.


Co8raclutch

Yessssss


CitizenKing

Its always the one where he shoots off everyone's dick.


Izlude

"Ma'am, you have suffered emotional trauma."


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Okichah

This is a legit problem they had with the costume in the movie. iirc There arent any actual scenes with him entering or leaving a car.


IkeaViking

This is always my favorite part lol


alien_from_Europa

The criminal: https://youtu.be/F7FppXJ-3YY


LoneRangersBand

Hijacking the top comment to say these are also the [Lasagna Cat](https://www.youtube.com/user/lasagnacat) guys, which everyone should 100% watch if they haven't. Also, they did [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmpAx8Z5z40).


Jackamalio626

yup


Latinhouseparty

I get my dick shot off in this. I still have it. The fake dick that exploded. I also have my real dick that didn’t get exploded. It was so cold and we were adjacent to the DTLA skid row. I was constantly worried someone would get confused and call the cops on us. We were running around looking like hoodlums. The guy at the end, the sort of final boss, was shivering and you can kind of tell how cold he was. Between takes we’d have to pile jackets on him. The guy who played Robocop is a cosplayer and a real life cop. I think he lived in New Mexico. The car is his. The not being able to get into the car was an accident but the directors thought it was funny and left it in. Fatal Farm made this. They also did Lasagna Cat. Which rules and people should watch.


BaronVonBullshit-117

I'm relieved to hear that your real penis did not explode for the sake of the real RoboCop remake


joegekko

I think it shows a lack of dedication to the craft.


Coal_Morgan

I have to agree. I'm just saying Daniel Day-Lewis would have stuck the firecracker in himself and lit it. There's a reason he's the best method actor and it's dedication.


TcheQuevara

Yeah WTF OP. He just runied the appreciation I had for this project. This like when I found out Leo DiCaprio didn't die at Titanic.


joegekko

WHAT?!?! I can't believe it. Literally unwatchable.


Latinhouseparty

Sadly I'm not a dedicated method actor like Jared Leto. The best actor ever.


joegekko

Yeah nobody Morbs like Jared. Born for the role.


HintOfAreola

What's the best reaction/hyjinx you've gotten into with your exploded penis?


Latinhouseparty

I did a bit where I was Andrew Dice Clay. The premise was that I was allowed to do a set on a show but they made me agree I had to "Update" my material. No more sexism, homophobia, racism, etc etc. Of course The Dice Man can't be tamed and he was unable to do comedy without the misogyny. So I had people booing me and getting mad. (They were in on it.) Then I pulled my pants down. revealing my mangled penis while I yelled at the sky "This is why I can't be loved." Then my girlfriend, dressed sort of a like the end of Grease Sandy Olsen, came to the stage. Picked me up and carried me like a baby off to the backstage saying "I love you Dice Man. I'll always love you." in a heavy Brooklyn accent.


BadgerSituation

On a scale of 1 to 10, how worried were you that the fake dick exploding would accidentally explode your real dick?


Latinhouseparty

It for sure wasn't 1. It was still a squib right on my crotch. The prosthetic is really thick and heavy though. So once I put it on it felt like I was isolated. So I'd say a 4. I think most of us got out of there with fully intact genitals.


Dingomandingoman

this whole remake is pretty great. Same people did a Footloose one too.


Jazzremix

Does Kevin Bacon shoot off everyone's dick?


noots-to-you

Maybe he dances them off.


PIX3LY

With heels.


TravelSizedRudy

You're a monster.


itssarahw

That lady’s shirt was supposed to say Dance Your Dick Off


rsplatpc

> Does Kevin Bacon shoot off everyone's dick? Does he ever not?


AlastairGV

My favourite project of theirs has to be the weirdly overproduced Garfield remake [Lasagna Cat](https://youtu.be/Y-ooCnZviZ8)


ezpzlight-n-breezy

These are the same people that did lasagna cat? That thing is a modern artistic masterpiece truly


dfreshcia

They also did infinite solutions back in the early days of YouTube


tommytraddles

The attention to detail is insane. The background (the billboard!) looks *identical*. Then, of course, you have the realism of the genital detonations. *chef's kiss*


sicksicksick

Is there a full version somewhere? Asking for a friend who hates dicks


grodr2001

Look up "Our RoboCop Remake" it's a collaborative effort to completely remake RoboCop scene for scene and it's absolutely worth a watch, it's hilarious.


Tadwinnagin

I never noticed the awkward robocop armor crinkling as he gets in his car at the end. Brilliant!


PrinceTrollestia

And the door chime.


kalirion

Never heard of this before, apparently this is a [full movie](https://vimeo.com/85903713).


Latinhouseparty

It was a bunch of people who were annoyed about the Robocop remake. Robocop is perfect and it didn’t need a remake. So they made a remake before the official remake was released.


Perpetually_isolated

Say what you want about the remake but the scene where they strip off all his robot parts to show Murphy what is left of himself was beautifully shot and was just an all around brilliant scene.


RTinnTinn

Yeah that’s a memorable moment from the remake that was really well done


Dekklin

It's like the ONE thing I remember from the remake. Other than that it was shite.


edgiepower

Honestly don't think the remake is bad. But the original is a goat candidate for sci fi action with a bit of black social commentary.


PhirebirdSunSon

As a standalone scene I do agree it worked, it's very unnerving. As a scene in a Robocop movie my first thoughts were just "What in the actual fuck?" He's Robocop, not Iron Man. The point is to die, not just get badly injured. It completely misses the entire theme of the original.


Phaze357

Just went and watched it, and thought you know a civilization with that level of tech could certainly have grown him new organic parts and made him more or less whole again. Even if they couldn't naturally interface separate organic nerves, they clearly have provided a two way tech interface between.


Perpetually_isolated

They probably could have. But I think that was the whole thesis of the movie. The original movie was satire making us look the reality of a super strong armed fascist police state that did this to him not to help him, but to build a super cop that corporations could use to control the masses. That's where the remake failed. They entirely missed the satire aspect and just wanted to make a movie about a supercop.


JDSadinger7

FatalFarm, who made this section of the Robocop Remake, made the [Lasagna Cat(NSFW)](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-ooCnZviZ8) videos too where they "remake" old Garfield strips. Also, weird rejected shorts for the [MTV Movie Awards 2009](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5QyqAglaojY)


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

Lasagna Cat are best watched in their entirety and in chronological order. The absurdity builds upon itself in a uniquely satisfying way.


outerheavenboss

I followed your advice. But as soon as I watched the first one I acknowledged two things: 1) this is fucking amazing. 2) I needed to get high immediately.


rumski

The Tom Jones Lasagna Cat video is prime.


guimontag

The [Miami Vice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_NeqMAAsBk) lasagna cat video is a work of art


249ba36000029bbe9749

How could MTV reject those???


Mikeytruant850

Omg Lasagna Cat. That brings back memories.


cullingsong5882

The bit at the very end of him awkwardly trying to get back into his car with the *ding ding ding* in the background really got me for some reason. Dying.


CobraCamelClutch

i have a sweater that says "remember when robocop shot that dude in the dick"...one of my favorite and most complimented articles of clothing


Spider-Man2099

There is an image somewhere of someone who took a pic with Peter Weller wearing that lol EDIT: Found it, but it was a shirt https://twitter.com/emotionalpedant/status/898970692783415297?t=ifMthmWS5_67ylgauhxFkQ&s=19


CobraCamelClutch

ahhh the dream. meeting officer murphy.


earnestlikehemingway

You mean Buckaroo Banzai


balanceofpower

You mean an acclaimed professor of history.


cosworth99

Rocket car driver.


CobraCamelClutch

thats exactly the hoodie. i actually own the shirt too its just a ill fitting cut so i dont wear it much


artwarrior

I need one. To wear to work.


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qdp

... for your promotion!


3wordname

you guys think the joke is all the penis shots, but the real joke was seeing Robocop getting into the police cruiser


Cornloaf

Make sure to give scene 52 some love. Randall Park as Robocop reminiscing on his love of Sublime: https://vimeo.com/86368326


IdiotMD

I will not take Randall Park or Robocop suggesting that Sublime does not hold up!


sorvis

Why is it so fucking funny hahaha


CatheterPains

The part where he just decides to full auto is what gets me.


HeBeNeFeGeSeTeXeCeRe

Hard to beat FOREMOST RAPIST IDENTIFIED *FUCKING DOOO IT*


JesusIsMyZoloft

>Hard to beat You could say that.


BiPoLaRadiation

For me it was when another pair of rapists just suddenly showed up to the scene and start raping despite there being a robocop who had just shot the penis off another rapist right there. Then it happens again. Then a horde of rapists come for the women like sharks sniffing blood in the water.


heyimdong

Lol that's like 80% of the video.


FeelDeAssTyson

The part that got me was the video


Pixeleyes

Sounds like Carson City


mugicha

Oh man I liked the part where he shot that guy's dick!


Dantai

The heroic music, high production looking like the actual film + the absurdity of it all - at least for me


soda-jerk

I'm imagining Peter Weller filming this scene and going "I don't know about that one, guys".


GetEquipped

Fun fact: Before he saw the suit, Peter Weller practiced with mimes and dancers to try and nail the movement of a "robot" as he figured they would be efficient and deliberate with their movements. (Think of the movements in "Upgrade" instead of Daft Punk) When they finally put the suit on him, his movements were so labored that he had to change his entire pattern and practice for 2 weeks. Another fun fact: the first scene filmed in the suit was RoboCop catching the keys as he's leaving the station. However, Peter Weller could not see so that one scene took about 4 hours to film.


soda-jerk

I can't imagine a studio today, having the money to fritter away filming four hours of a guy trying to catch some keys. The '80s were wild.


justsyr

First try miss. Second try miss. For fucks sake, just CGI it!


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

Poor guy getting into his own head at the 2 hour mark, "Just catch the fucking keys, Peter!"


DoctorBre

Up and at. Them.


missingpiece

Because this remake does a perfect job of capturing exactly what is strange about the original Robocop scene. The first minute of the sketch, nearly half of the runtime, is a shot-for-shot remake of the original. It's a patently absurd scene, with would-be rapists like some kind of grown-up cartoon bullies, and the choice for Robocop to shoot just past the woman's vagina and into the perp's penis is equally bizarre. The sketch takes that premise, and says "If this were true about this world, what else would be true about this world?" and shows us that. Obviously, there would probably be other rabid, marauding cartoonish rapists roving the streets. And what would Robocop do in that situation? ...Well, if his solution to stopping a rapist is "shoot him in the dick," his solution to multiple rapists is probably "shoot them all in the dick." The sketch works because it's completely absurd, but it also adheres perfectly to the "rules" of the original scene. Many similar parodies miss the mark because they fail to capture the true essence of what they're parodying. Often parodies will crank up the goofiness, or have a character be the voice of reason ("What? What are you doing? This is weird!") in order to let the audience know that it's a joke. Fatal Farm are true masters at parody, though, and they make the stronger choice to match the serious/triumphant tone of the original scene rather than cheapening it by playing it goofy and mugging to the audience.


mazamayomama

It's basically Tropic Thunder humor


dwhee

Ok, it's been a while. I guess this gets yet another viewing.


The_brown_burrito

TWIST HIS DICK


Marky_Merc

The ol’ dick twist!


Teledildonic

*Oh my god*


ArchAngelZXV

This is an MMA fight, dude!


jesuswithoutabeard

"Hey Jim, how's it going? How are the kids doing? So, we're going to need 50-70 flaccid dicks rigged with squibs by Friday. All races, average size. Yeah, all the squibs in the heads so they blow up, and have a good amount of blood in there too. We want it to look like a gunshot wound. Can you do that? Perfect, tell Jeanine I say hi." - The Director to the SFX guy, probably.


SockPuppetPsycho

My friend pulled this out during a movie night last week. It's been a while since we all laughed that hard.


IAmWeary

If there's one thing this clip teaches us, it's that you should NEVER pull it out around Robocop!


Zoutaleaux

This is a masterpiece. If Verhoeven (sp?) ever saw this I'm pretty sure he'd love it.


moose_cahoots

That's... not how I remember that scene.


Fanciest_Pants

I love and hate this scene because it is absurdly fantastic, but it also significantly limits who I feel comfortable recommending the Robocop Remake to.


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

Just forward it to your church's group chat and pretend like you didn't even realize you sent it.


ViceLorde

This is perfect.


Zonkistador

Those are some really realistic looking fake dicks.


pennradio

They weren't fake. These were all real rapists who were sentanced to getting dicks exploded.


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

And if you have a problem with it, take it up with *the law*.


Kaoss20

This is good interview from the creators of this remake and the scene. https://www.vice.com/en/article/jmbpyx/we-talked-to-the-guys-who-made-a-robocop-remake-thats-full-of-exploding-dicks


Mediocre_Dane

With perhaps the greatest sentence of filmmaking effects advice ever recorded: "The penis is a vastly more practical sexual organ to explode on camera."


Waynejr253

Wtf


Soup-a-doopah

Your move, creep.


mrearthsmith

So many dicks


essieecks

Not by the end.


wardin_savior

I'll buy that for a dollar.


RyuujiStar

I don't why the open door beep made laugh the most.


Jay_Eye_MBOTH_WHY

We're gonna need the following scenes redone: * Bitches, Leave. * The Acid Scene * I'd Buy That for a Dollar * And when Robocop 2 kills itself.


mezzanine224

Bitches Leave Remade: [https://vimeo.com/86055002/b1e9704443](https://vimeo.com/86055002/b1e9704443) NSFW!!


StopTchoupAndRoll

Is that Sam from WKUK? It's really difficult to see him without one of his nuts flopping out of his sleeve..


CassetteApe

Good news, that scene is just part of an actual fanmade shot-by-shot remake of Robocop. It's called Our Robocop Remake.


1ofZuulsMinions

Good news! There’s already an entire movie: https://youtu.be/YyKPJbYTxno


galacticboy2009

From.. the.. Lasagna Cat people? That's amazing. And unexpected.


mentallo

This is fucking amazing. How did they replicate the setting of the original film?


1-1111-1110-1111

Effects team… I’m going to need 42 ducks wired with explosives.


slimecounty

Quack


nzdastardly

This is my absolute favorite video on the internet.


Fruit_Rollup_King

Fatal Farm is a genius and ironically enough not his first time putting penises on screen. [Here](https://youtu.be/RKj2pMrHRhM)


Cybertronax

BOOM "head" shot.