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About 5 minutes ago, I saw a post called 'I like the watery ketchup that comes out when you don't shake the bottle'. Or something like that. I thought that would be the worst thing I would read today.
Congratulations, you just blew that one out of the water.
Probably the same guy. One leads to the other.
I’m a foley artist and we use the same sound for both!
*blew I love you choice of words hahaha
That one about the guy who put ketchup on his popcorn. Yeah. Still have trouble believing it
Pro tip. Don't
Me too 😂
Dude I'm currently fighting for my life rn on the toilet. This post makes my butthole burn even more
It’s all a matter of perspective, brother. If life gives you lemons…
Sure as hell don’t squeeze them near a bloody abused butthole.
Don’t kink shame me.
Kink shaming is my kink.
I feel like I'm trying to pass a lemon right now! Definitely could go for some diarrhea.
this made me blink hard, but uh, this *is* a safe place for opinions as such. this took balls to post brother
shit, it made my anus blink hard
Picturing your specific brown eye winking rn
stoop you're making my cheeks blush
This caused me to go through an amazing array of emotions in such a short span of time.
First I see post, am disgusted, laughing, intrigued.
I start reading, sure I will disagree. I want to see how this can even be an opinion.
I start to vibe with the sentiment. It’s not that he likes the diarrhea, he likes the relief. It resonates.
I am almost in tears laughing, simultaneously shocked and disgusted with myself now for being so judgmental.
OP was right.
He is right
Truly unpopular. Disagree, but here’s your upvote (partially because this made me laugh)
I never thought of it that way.
Every now and again I remember why I'm subbed here.
Upvoted but uh as someone with pretty bad IBS, I cannot fathom why you would like this lmao. I got a bidet because it literally was hurting my asshole to be wiping as much as I do from going multiple times a day. 😪
Instead of ibs- think ibYES.
Or don't. It really does suck 😢
I will admit, I would take wiping after diarrhea over wiping that hard-served ice cream textured shit any day
Or wiping the brown crayon dreaming about the day the paper will come back clean. Brown laser doesn't sound so bad now does it
Dude, get your arse ring lasered. It prevents clingons and makes wiping more effective.
So you’re telling me this wasn’t a shit post?
I eat a ton of spicy food. My shit is solid tho. Where's your fiber?
Lmao what the fuck man
Who doesn't enjoy relieving their bowels? I mean you openly admit to not liking 80% of what comprises diarrhea...
Secret aardvark is bomb, thanks for the other recommendations. Gonna go see if I can black out and experience selective memo loss.
That "cleaned out" feeling is nice too.
The shitty (ha) part is the nausea you get while pooping.
Yes, this is exactly what I mean!
Okay but if you have a bidet.... it’s manageable
Yeah turn it into a light saber battle
.... that’s a new mental image
I mean it feels really good to drop a big log, too
Hey u/Nekrosias, sweetheart, did you write this? Because this sounds like your level of crazy.
I think ops right, diarrhea hits harder than a mundane solid shit, like it feels like everything bad about your gut is getting removed
This is the best unpopular opinion yet. I disagree, but you're right.
I agree, compeltely and totally, it feels fucking amazing after your done, you walk back to where you were sitting, sit for 20 seconds, and then this rush of amazing feeling comes, you feel brighter, and happier, it feels so good, having your bowells being empty, no I am not trolling, I am being serious, its also nice if youve been having it all day, and at the end of the day, its a \*shit\* \*\*\*ha\*\*\* ton, feels so calming afterword
And... that’s enough internet for today
Take my upvote. Mods, this is grounds for a ban right?
Did I deserve this on a Monday morning? and other important questions, this post is making me ask myself.
Aside from the annoying sting you say you get…normal shots do the same for me…
So satisfying. Are you broken?
Drink a gallon of goLYTELY and see if you still feel the same.
Is it unpopular? Is there anybody saying I hate the actual pooping part?
Ngl, we share the same opinion. Butt bros?
The things you see on Reddit at 1am..
Idk if all the torturous anticipation is worth it but I will say, being in my own bathroom, stripping naked, and letting out a spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy’s is mildly pleasurable. Diarrhea though…that’s a step idk about
I actually agree but I love the stomach pain too. The intense pain leads to post orgasm levels of relaxation once it finally stops.
I've only read the title and can't bring myself to read the details. Upvote
I can now get off of reddit for the day.
I eat alot of kratom and it makes me constipated all the time. Every time i get diarrhea i love it now.
You absolute freak.
This is why I carry silver bullets
Good way to clean out your system
But what about the Ring of Fire that comes from eating spicy? I feel a yoghurt salve is needed to combat this.
Take my fucking upvote and go
I can see where he’s coming from with this, sometimes it’ll take me like half an hour to poop when you get diarrhoea it takes place in like two seconds . save you a lot of time
Served cold or warm?
This guy gets the post poop zoomies for sure
Same without the spice. I got IBS and sometimes a good long bowel draining can be quite the dessert.
ugh u must not have a sense of smell anosmia or whatever it is
Omg yes! If it’s convenient. At home and you blast out painful stuff feel better immediately then repeat. It’s gotta release endorphins. I think most ppl enjoy pooping and releasing diarrhea but won’t admit it
Man that’s enough Reddit for tonight
A literal shit post and the mods haven’t picked up on it because they’re ducking stupid. No one ‘enjoys’ diarrhoea. I don’t care what you say.
Agree. Got rear ended earlier and it always gives me same day diarrhea. But it is such a relief upon exit. The pre-blowout cramps I could pass on though.
Downvoted for trying way too hard.