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dontevenfkingtry

About 5 minutes ago, I saw a post called 'I like the watery ketchup that comes out when you don't shake the bottle'. Or something like that. I thought that would be the worst thing I would read today. Congratulations, you just blew that one out of the water.


melvinfosho

Probably the same guy. One leads to the other.


SoDakZak

I’m a foley artist and we use the same sound for both!


RockIsRx

*blew I love you choice of words hahaha


PhallusTheFantastic

That one about the guy who put ketchup on his popcorn. Yeah. Still have trouble believing it Pro tip. Don't


Accomplished_Owl8213

Me too 😂


shabbadookie

Dude I'm currently fighting for my life rn on the toilet. This post makes my butthole burn even more


Kogry

It’s all a matter of perspective, brother. If life gives you lemons…


melvinfosho

Sure as hell don’t squeeze them near a bloody abused butthole.


SoDakZak

Don’t kink shame me.


Bwake44

Kink shaming is my kink.


ShadowRenes

Lmao


cptndv23

I feel like I'm trying to pass a lemon right now! Definitely could go for some diarrhea.


brokenribbed

this made me blink hard, but uh, this *is* a safe place for opinions as such. this took balls to post brother


unpopularthrowawy

shit, it made my anus blink hard


Adept_Data8878

Picturing your specific brown eye winking rn


unpopularthrowawy

stoop you're making my cheeks blush


This_Sweet_2086

This caused me to go through an amazing array of emotions in such a short span of time. First I see post, am disgusted, laughing, intrigued. I start reading, sure I will disagree. I want to see how this can even be an opinion. I start to vibe with the sentiment. It’s not that he likes the diarrhea, he likes the relief. It resonates. I am almost in tears laughing, simultaneously shocked and disgusted with myself now for being so judgmental. OP was right. He is right


mr781

Truly unpopular. Disagree, but here’s your upvote (partially because this made me laugh)


tda4ever

I never thought of it that way.


Seegtease

Every now and again I remember why I'm subbed here.


SaltyCrabbo

Upvoted but uh as someone with pretty bad IBS, I cannot fathom why you would like this lmao. I got a bidet because it literally was hurting my asshole to be wiping as much as I do from going multiple times a day. 😪


Adept_Data8878

Instead of ibs- think ibYES. Or don't. It really does suck 😢


Deck_Neep15

I will admit, I would take wiping after diarrhea over wiping that hard-served ice cream textured shit any day


dustmouse

Or wiping the brown crayon dreaming about the day the paper will come back clean. Brown laser doesn't sound so bad now does it


Deck_Neep15

Precisely


MiddleAgedGrump

Dude, get your arse ring lasered. It prevents clingons and makes wiping more effective.


risingalaxy46

So you’re telling me this wasn’t a shit post?


guitarfingers

I eat a ton of spicy food. My shit is solid tho. Where's your fiber?


[deleted]

Lmao what the fuck man


mdlphx92

Who doesn't enjoy relieving their bowels? I mean you openly admit to not liking 80% of what comprises diarrhea...


FuktOff666

Secret aardvark is bomb, thanks for the other recommendations. Gonna go see if I can black out and experience selective memo loss.


aciddd123

That "cleaned out" feeling is nice too. The shitty (ha) part is the nausea you get while pooping.


Kogry

Yes, this is exactly what I mean!


sourpatchsnitch

Okay but if you have a bidet.... it’s manageable


dustmouse

Yeah turn it into a light saber battle


sourpatchsnitch

.... that’s a new mental image


m1sterbaw1z

I mean it feels really good to drop a big log, too


NukaColaRiley

Hey u/Nekrosias, sweetheart, did you write this? Because this sounds like your level of crazy.


Icy_Ad2505

I think ops right, diarrhea hits harder than a mundane solid shit, like it feels like everything bad about your gut is getting removed


Botswanan-Prince

This is the best unpopular opinion yet. I disagree, but you're right.


WhathefuckPumpkin

I agree, compeltely and totally, it feels fucking amazing after your done, you walk back to where you were sitting, sit for 20 seconds, and then this rush of amazing feeling comes, you feel brighter, and happier, it feels so good, having your bowells being empty, no I am not trolling, I am being serious, its also nice if youve been having it all day, and at the end of the day, its a \*shit\* \*\*\*ha\*\*\* ton, feels so calming afterword


Pls_add_more_reverb

And... that’s enough internet for today


Godfather_Turtle

Take my upvote. Mods, this is grounds for a ban right?


potato_95

Did I deserve this on a Monday morning? and other important questions, this post is making me ask myself.


_sealy_

Aside from the annoying sting you say you get…normal shots do the same for me… So satisfying. Are you broken?


Kitten-McSnugglet

Drink a gallon of goLYTELY and see if you still feel the same.


StyleAdventurous1531

Is it unpopular? Is there anybody saying I hate the actual pooping part?


--pobodysnerfect--

Ngl, we share the same opinion. Butt bros?


Free_Koala_2075

The things you see on Reddit at 1am..


Sk-yline1

Idk if all the torturous anticipation is worth it but I will say, being in my own bathroom, stripping naked, and letting out a spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy’s is mildly pleasurable. Diarrhea though…that’s a step idk about


UbePhaeri

I actually agree but I love the stomach pain too. The intense pain leads to post orgasm levels of relaxation once it finally stops.


bornfree254

I've only read the title and can't bring myself to read the details. Upvote


AvgProdigy53

Certainly unpopular


Accomplished_Owl8213

Uh


TastefulMalice

Thank you. I can now get off of reddit for the day.


SugarDonger

I eat alot of kratom and it makes me constipated all the time. Every time i get diarrhea i love it now.


Sugarox53

You absolute freak. Upvote


slickem6969

This is why I carry silver bullets


International_Sir444

Good way to clean out your system


Ecchi_Duck_6969

ayo... wtf


LoanSurviver101

Da fuq


MiddleAgedGrump

But what about the Ring of Fire that comes from eating spicy? I feel a yoghurt salve is needed to combat this.


Sherbert344

Take my fucking upvote and go


bigbottybitch

I can see where he’s coming from with this, sometimes it’ll take me like half an hour to poop when you get diarrhoea it takes place in like two seconds . save you a lot of time


Distinct_Temporary_1

Served cold or warm?


Shiragomii

XD


thefuzziestbeebutt

This guy gets the post poop zoomies for sure


JarJarTwynks

Same without the spice. I got IBS and sometimes a good long bowel draining can be quite the dessert.


ElsonDaSushiChef

Same


[deleted]

ugh u must not have a sense of smell anosmia or whatever it is


Proskills2

Omg yes! If it’s convenient. At home and you blast out painful stuff feel better immediately then repeat. It’s gotta release endorphins. I think most ppl enjoy pooping and releasing diarrhea but won’t admit it


dootdodootdoot

Man that’s enough Reddit for tonight


Arkady2009

A literal shit post and the mods haven’t picked up on it because they’re ducking stupid. No one ‘enjoys’ diarrhoea. I don’t care what you say.


hotchips345

Agree. Got rear ended earlier and it always gives me same day diarrhea. But it is such a relief upon exit. The pre-blowout cramps I could pass on though.


HelliswhereIwannabe

Downvoted for trying way too hard.