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I would swipe right so fast πŸ˜‚

I would swipe right so fast πŸ˜‚

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juddsgal

Umm hell yes!!!!


ZingBangPow15

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mango_script

I would probably break my phone swiping right lol


ZingBangPow15

Bahahaha facts


Doctor_Mudshark

Girl tried to get him drunk for Battleship and Chill. She was not being subtle at all. And who could blame her?


MsPogChamp

I AGREE


brownhaircurlyhair

I would assume the age is a joke and think "looks AND humor?!".


usagizero

I have some friends who do that with their age to not show up in certain searches. Not on tinder, but years ago on other dating sites.


ohdearsweetlord

Right? Ugh.


Littlebitired

Its all fun and games until that 3000 feet away turns into 2500 feet away


Williamthetaxman

*Vibranium Arm bursts through wall*


Littlebitired

"I am no longer the winter soldier, I am bucky Barnes, and you are part of my attempts to make amends" oh fu-


Williamthetaxman

*Awkwardly Smiles while dragging you to Brazil*


Littlebitired

NO NOT BRAZIL PLEASE HAVE MERCY


ZingBangPow15

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HerRoyalRedness

I’d let him break me in half with his vibranium arm so yes


ZingBangPow15

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NightMonkey2099

I’m a straight dude and even I would swipe right.


ZingBangPow15

I feel you πŸ˜‚


R2CX

10. Would totally be fine to just have beer with him talking about punching stuff and mundane things.


Adas2020

I would most definitely swipe right as fast as I possibly could


bandsexual-flowers

With that arm? Fuck yes


NarwhalLemonade

I'd have to look at the rest of his pics first. And read his bio.


ZingBangPow15

Practical πŸ˜‚πŸ‘


anya_jenkins3818

I’m trying to imagine what Bucky’s opening Tinder line would be. I hate to say it, but I think he’s a β€œHi” guy.


kht777

Plus he’d be vague and have zero other info but I’d still swipe right πŸ˜„ Just curious, but without the 100 years issue, would be and Steve be in their 30’s at this point?


kentuckypirate

Tough to say exactly, because who knows exactly how much time Bucky in particular was unfrozen. But as some back of the napkin math, if Bucky is 106 after endgame (set in 2023) then he was born in 1917. If he fell off the train shortly before Steve went into the ice in β€˜45, that would make him 28. Winter soldier was set in 2014 meaning he stopped being frozen (except for some amount of time in wakanda) 9 years before FatWS, making Bucky 37ish. By comparison cap was unfrozen in 2011. Assuming he and Bucky were born the same year, he was 40ish when he went back in time (making old man cap 118).


kht777

Wow, that helps, thanks. I assumed they were more closer to 20-22 back in their normal life, but apparently they were about 28 years old.


ThrowAwayAcct0000

Which way is the good way? I don't online date, but yes!


ZingBangPow15

Haha right is the good way πŸ˜‚


droden

tag line: broke 105 year old amputee war vet with deep psychological trauma and inability to pair bond who gets shot at constantly. former enemy combatant, hitman for hire, and felon. ladies: where do i sign up? rocket: im *gonna* get that arm!


DarkAngel283

Do u even have to ask lmao .. seriously tho we need an episode of him attempting online dating.


ZingBangPow15

We totally do πŸ˜‚


Gozillasaur

Hail fucking hydra


Darsia_2019

What’s the level above a super like? Whatever it is, that


DweebNRoll

Who wouldn't? 🀣


NoxInfernus

He’s a snack, no arguments here. He’s also loaded. If Vision’s vibranium body was worth several Billion, how many millions is that arm worth? When that 106 year old is ready to retire, he will be set for the remainder of his life.


NightMonkey2099

Not if rocket gets it first!


Seanay-B

Too late Sharon Stone beat you to it


PomegranateSurprise

only 5'7" in terms of dating sites hes dead on arrival


Noonlight_

god, he could choke so hard


C3POdreamer

Caution about revealing the arm and the attached tragic backstory is the only reason that I can think of that he doesn't go to one of the several swing dance clubs in Brooklyn or others in NYC. Someone who knew the original iteration the Lindy Hop yet having the full athleticism (and then some) of youth? He would be dancing the whole night if he wished.


kht777

I bet even him going to retro dance groups with modern people dressed up from the same 30’s-40’s time period would still be hard since they can’t truly relate to him, and can only see it as wishful thinking, not as a real experience he lived.


C3POdreamer

True, so maybe it would right now feel like a living version of that dance hall dream Steve has in Age of Ultron when Wanda tries to distract him with the dance with Peggy that didn't happen. I have been lucky to be in dances where people included some of the younger original dancers down to high school seniors. There is such a good cooperative spirit and the outside of specific events, most are in modern clothing.


kht777

Oh interesting. I’m really looking forward to how they explore him struggling and/or adapting to things. Liked that he has a flip phone, it’s a nice touch showing how he can only adapt so much.


C3POdreamer

See, while I am sure Bucky gave that reason and honestly Great Depression era frugality as the reason, both are mostly pretextual. Note he used some remote device to hack the computer of the Hydra lackey senator's car, like [Miller and Valasek demonstrated in 2015](https://www.wired.com/2015/07/hackers-remotely-kill-jeep-highway/) (They did it again in [2018](https://duo.com/decipher/hacker-history-time-charlie-chris-hacked-jeep-cherokee#:~:text=Miller%20and%20Valasek%20retired%20from,Valasek%20said%20at%20the%20time.)). I thought he was using a flip phone because for the same reason fugative Steve sent Tony a flip phone: harder to trace by both governments and non-state actors. He doesn't want to make it easy for someone to buy his data profile to go full Inigo Montoya avenging on him or anyone close to him. Yori Nakajima, as an elderly neighbor, is less of a revenge by proxy target than a girlfriend or a spouse and less likely to have a smartphone by which Bucky could be tracked by association. The government monitoring of him appears mostly by non-technical methods, thus, it was possible for him to purchase the hacking technology.


kht777

Good points, that makes sense on the phone then.


True-Song-5528

Hes gorgeous


AdamMalus

Wait does he do government work? What’s he getting payed?


kht777

It said he was pardoned so maybe they brought him back into the military since it’s hard to explain his history to anyone else? the therapist was ex-military as well, so maybe he goes to the VA or has to work with them as part of his terms.


Phoenixstorm

Me too


roejieks

Is this Facebook?


ZingBangPow15

No this is Reddit.


NightMonkey2099

No this is Patrick!!


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