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To be fair, wouldn't it be only half of them ? That seems lower than in the general population
it's called a switch, harold
Well I mean you don’t fuck *forever*
They also gotta switch things up a bit
I honestly thought he meant cause half might be women....and gay
I mean… there are ways around that limitation
Well the same could be true then about gay dudes. Maybe they just like gettin dome.
True, I just feel like that might be a **bit** less likely to be a big percentage
Umm... I think you guys might be overthinking this
Probably, but meh, it’s for statistical accuracy
But of course
For some reason I love the fact that you have the same avatar but facing eachother like a little green alien discussion about homosexual intercourse
I feel like that’s probably happened somewhere
I've just had a weird thought... how many dudes would you need to create a full-circle orgy?
I did some research and maths. It's about 10-14 guys assume that they are all 1,7m in heigths
I see... I didn't realise height would come into it to be honest
I forgor to mention it only applies when they lean forward while doggy
Oh, fair. I see how that works then, thanks
I'd think about 20 to 36? Really depends if we're talking Americans or not. And, can you pick and choose or is it a total random sampling of dudes?
Hmm... depends how easily you can find willing subjects. If you reckon you can find enough to choose from, then that's great; if you think it's more likely you'll get what you're given, then a random sample will have to do.
I bet it would take minutes on grindr. Could probably sell tickets
I have my ways ;)
Uhh… is that a threat?
Depends on what? Now I’m even more scared!
depends on wether or not you’re a woman and wether or not we’re in bed
I… I don’t know whether I should respond to that… much less honestly… I guess let’s just go with yes for both
You don’t know what some people do.
The forever fuck
And let me tell you, straight people are fucking assholes too.
I know several gay men who've never had anal sex. Lots of other stuffe you can do if you don't like the idea of putting your penis where the shit comes out.
To be faaiiir
Some are fucking dicks
I would consider gay only male
I’m sure a fair share of the other half wear a strap on.
Jokes on you, I’m gay and not fucking… anything 😢
Cheers I’ll drink to that
You'll drink his milk?
Special Delivery today 😩🤌
Same here girls are so pretty but so scary to talk to
I know right? And I'm hilariously bad at picking up signals. The only reason I'm with my current partner is because they asked me out directly XD.
We all down bad :(
Your hand is so lonely
thanks to this pandemic :(
Well yes, but actually yes.
Well yet, butt actually yes.
Well ass butt actually ass
Well ass, butt assually ass
Ass ass butt assually ass
ass ass butt ass ass
ass ass ass ass ass
God I love reddit
Stop… now make that muhfuckin hammer time like…
If we wanna nitpick, there are lots of gay people who don't like anal sex.
Your man did what? Was he on the giving end or the recieving end of the said "opportunity"?
(refering to the title)
Both. He is a winner all around.
That's an observation, not an argument.
Well you can't form an argument without some sort of observation
"Why should he go to jail"
"He killed a person" isn't that both an observation and an argument ?
It’s both depending on how you read it.
I love my boyfriend but sometimes he's just an asshole to me....and at other times he's just a pain in the ass!
I came here for an argument. You're just contradicting me.
A joke so fresh it's literally in the subreddit banner.
I LITERALLY POSTED UNDER THAT "yeah i just made the joke everyone on r/technicallythetruth MAKES AND LOOK AT THIS LMAOO
THE MAN HIMSELF
can I have your autograph
You don’t want it trust me
ITS LIKE WHEN THEY SAY THE NAME OF THE MOVIE IN THE MOVIE
I like your pfp :))
It should be *your* 25k upvotes.
It doesn’t bother me tbh idrc. I just needed enough karma to be on r/teens
Damn what did I do
Wrong gender lol
Well I mean it's not like they want to be fucking pussy's now
French Lesbians: *Bonjour*
Some straight men are also fucking assholes.
Also some straight women
Who doesn't? Or wouldn't?
There's probably an r/woooosh for this . . .
Not for lesbians.
And not all gay guys
the OP of that post doesn't actually believe that, do they?
They’re also kinda gay
They are really going to be hard.
What does that have to do with teenagers? I guess I'm a boomer now.
Nothing, it's more of just a hub for teenagers to discuss lots of things with eachother
And dicks, too!
Ass is ass
The 7 awards makes it so much better
I’m an equal opportunity ass pounder.
If you read this as the “jokey” literal statement then it doesn’t make sense because it’s not a “logical argument against.” If you read this not as the joke then it’s super homophobic. I’m not sure where OP is going with this.
I think this belongs in r/angryupvote 🤣
How does 18k upvotes feel like
I feel like a god
They are fucking gay
This joke is so overused and old. Just like y’all’s mothers
Sick burn 🗿
Sometimes, they are fucking cunts too.
Edit: rephrased because it sounded SUPER rude. It was not my intention to offend anyone, I just... Was a moron with words.
Oh, maybe say they are fucking cunts?
The way you phrased it, just insults the gay community
What was the original?
It think it was the same just without the f-word.
Agghhhh... Shit... I didn't mean that... Crap... Shoot
Well yeah anyone can be a cunt.
but they do it in a way that feels amazing
They suck dick
Life is orocreating takes a man and a women. Same sex goes directly into the survival of the human species. Pretty logical. Don’t challenge then.
Counterpoint: Lots of people are gay. And humanity is thriving.
Doesn’t take away the initial point/ factum.
Yes it does. Your argument here is that gay people hinder the survival of humans as a species, when reality shows that's counterfactual.
no. I did no say that i said it goes directly into the survival of the human race i didn't say that it hinders it.
I guess thats more of a scientific argument. I think what the person in the original post means is that it's not logical to say something like "people shouldn't be gay because procreation takes a man and a women," or somethin' idk.
Science is logic what is logic? It's the subject of reasoning right? What is reasoning? It's the study of cause and effect that caused things what effected things and the relation between cause and effect and what can be concluded from a cause or action science for the most part is a subject of cause and effect and categorising the similarities and differences but science has much to do with cause. \`so does logic reasoning.
My only argument is homosexuality is a genetic mutation because biologically it makes no sense for a man to have sex with another man.
I’m not homophobic, just saying you could argue against homosexuality from a scientific standpoint.
I mean, nothing in science says a species has to go on and reproduce. They just do cuz they can
He’s not wrong
A percentage of them dress up as clowns and flaunt homosexuality like it’s something to be celebrated. Okay. Cool. They’re gay. They can fall in love and marry someone just like anyone else. No reason to dedicate a whole month to it.
Nothing wrong with boning dudes in the butt.
Well, there is. They can bring a handful amount of diseases if they have sex with each other. EX: STDs, Aids, etc.
to be honest, im not trying to be offensive. Im just stating something obvious that everyone should know.
I don't know if u knew but straight people can also get stds from eachother. Straight people can also have anal sex. Not all gay people are male.
im sure i know all of this you also just stated the obvious
I guess that if they are "risking" as you say, it is their problem, no one needs to know.
That’s not an argument against them though. Everything can carry diseases.
By a mod too XD
So if you only swap head you aren't gay? *phew*
I was there when that comment was posted, I was in presence of a legend
How I saw the post after this one lol
Some of them are fucking cunts, tho
My farts whoop
Is this firefly reference? (Title)
It is now
Bruh what a typical cancer post for a subreddit like r/teenagers
Well i can't argue with this assesment
I mean logical arguments are still logical regardless of sexuality.
Gay person reading this has 3 fingers for OP:
Thumb: well played, good joke
Index finger: hahaha, good joke
Middle finger: fuck you, good joke
Am I wrong?
Well, apparently I'm gay
He's a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will
So are a lot of straight men. Also a few straight women.
both meanings of this are true at least for me
Not true Some of them are getting fucked in the assholes
And some do neither. Also lesbians exist
That reproduction is biologically hardwired into all organisms and opting out of your biological role by being attracted to the same sex is psychologically unsound. And some are assholes.
You know, homosexualizm is kinda gay
Well, I have another argument.
That’s a bit gay innit bruv?
I mean to be fair. I am fuckin assholes
That’s right, I am a asshole
Not even true. I'm gay and I don't fuck ass holes. Also lesbians exist.
I remember reading a statistic some while back that most gay men barely participate in anal sex and prefer other types of sexual stimulation with a partner.
Well here’s Hoping I’m the one being fucked
Still not an argument against gay people
Gay people are kinda gay
is that a logical argument?
They get to be happy while I don’t. That makes me sad
They hated Jesus because he told them the truth…
You're god-damn right I am
Imagine if he didn’t mean it in that way but he just hated gay people
It's still not a logical argument
I'm straight and I like fucking assholes too.
glad to know women don't have assholes
Kinda gay my guy
You know men pee from their dicks too, dont you?
Apart from not being very elegant - not true. That would require 100% of gay people to engage in anal sex. My guess is that’s not the case and i‘m pretty sure you can’t prove it’s the case.
i do it sometimes and i ain’t gay, so it’s not just them
this is reddit why is him getting upvoted for saying the truth