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jackybeau

To be fair, wouldn't it be only half of them ? That seems lower than in the general population


ImmediateWrongdoer71

it's called a switch, harold


Sweaty-Teaching5980

Well I mean you don’t fuck *forever* They also gotta switch things up a bit


No-Patient

I honestly thought he meant cause half might be women....and gay


66_DarthJarJar_66

I mean… there are ways around that limitation


No-Patient

Well the same could be true then about gay dudes. Maybe they just like gettin dome.


66_DarthJarJar_66

True, I just feel like that might be a **bit** less likely to be a big percentage


Accomplished_Bill741

Umm... I think you guys might be overthinking this


66_DarthJarJar_66

Probably, but meh, it’s for statistical accuracy


Accomplished_Bill741

But of course


Nuditi

For some reason I love the fact that you have the same avatar but facing eachother like a little green alien discussion about homosexual intercourse


66_DarthJarJar_66

I feel like that’s probably happened somewhere


PassiveChemistry

I've just had a weird thought... how many dudes would you need to create a full-circle orgy?


Suspicious-Noise6809

I did some research and maths. It's about 10-14 guys assume that they are all 1,7m in heigths


PassiveChemistry

I see... I didn't realise height would come into it to be honest


Suspicious-Noise6809

I forgor to mention it only applies when they lean forward while doggy


PassiveChemistry

Oh, fair. I see how that works then, thanks


No-Patient

I'd think about 20 to 36? Really depends if we're talking Americans or not. And, can you pick and choose or is it a total random sampling of dudes?


PassiveChemistry

Hmm... depends how easily you can find willing subjects. If you reckon you can find enough to choose from, then that's great; if you think it's more likely you'll get what you're given, then a random sample will have to do.


No-Patient

I bet it would take minutes on grindr. Could probably sell tickets


LucyRaeJepsen

I have my ways ;)


66_DarthJarJar_66

Uhh… is that a threat?


LucyRaeJepsen

Depends


66_DarthJarJar_66

Depends on what? Now I’m even more scared!


LucyRaeJepsen

depends on wether or not you’re a woman and wether or not we’re in bed


66_DarthJarJar_66

I… I don’t know whether I should respond to that… much less honestly… I guess let’s just go with yes for both


Ethereal_Phantom

You don’t know what some people do.


TheKrustyKurb

The forever fuck


MonkeySafari79

And let me tell you, straight people are fucking assholes too.


LordMeloney

I know several gay men who've never had anal sex. Lots of other stuffe you can do if you don't like the idea of putting your penis where the shit comes out.


akrilugo

Exactly


uberrogo

To be faaiiir


Atri88

Nice.


Lvl_50_Gnome_Lord892

Some are fucking dicks


Affectionate-Time646

Why half?


Dillo64

Women


FerdinandvonAegir124

I would consider gay only male


TurquoiseBoho

I’m sure a fair share of the other half wear a strap on.


-The-Milk-Man

Jokes on you, I’m gay and not fucking… anything 😢


name_first_name_last

Cheers I’ll drink to that


TradesSexForFood

You'll drink his milk?


name_first_name_last

Maybe…


-The-Milk-Man

Special Delivery today 😩🤌


SavouryPlains

Same here girls are so pretty but so scary to talk to


greencash370

I know right? And I'm hilariously bad at picking up signals. The only reason I'm with my current partner is because they asked me out directly XD.


iwaspeachykeen

😫


Thenumbercat15

We all down bad :(


RealH3lm

same :(


Wetasspossom

Your hand is so lonely


bringmethejuice

thanks to this pandemic :(


crackdown_smackdown

Well yes, but actually yes.


hady215

Well yet, butt actually yes.


AnimelsPog

Well ass butt actually ass


TheBigH2O

Well ass, butt assually ass


gavynray123

Ass ass butt assually ass


lookinthemirror_man

ass ass butt ass ass


PurpleDonkey63

ass ass ass ass ass


schliemanski

ass⁵


spiderat22

God I love reddit


ClassyKebabKing64

Ass∞


schliemanski

ass^(∞)


BrannC

Stop… now make that muhfuckin hammer time like…


trixter21992251

If we wanna nitpick, there are lots of gay people who don't like anal sex.


akrilugo

Exactly


DarkExtremis

Your man did what? Was he on the giving end or the recieving end of the said "opportunity"? (refering to the title)


BotofMosit

Both. He is a winner all around.


noparticularpoint

That's an observation, not an argument.


3sheetz

Well you can't form an argument without some sort of observation


rokwwwk

"Why should he go to jail" "He killed a person" isn't that both an observation and an argument ?


Okipon

It’s both depending on how you read it.


Bibliophile5

I love my boyfriend but sometimes he's just an asshole to me....and at other times he's just a pain in the ass!


Useful-Perspective

I came here for an argument. You're just contradicting me.


Prince_Ossomer

A joke so fresh it's literally in the subreddit banner.


DaRealJigglyBoi

I LITERALLY POSTED UNDER THAT "yeah i just made the joke everyone on r/technicallythetruth MAKES AND LOOK AT THIS LMAOO


BotofMosit

THE MAN HIMSELF


InhaleJesus

can I have your autograph


DaRealJigglyBoi

You don’t want it trust me


J_Ok3R

ITS LIKE WHEN THEY SAY THE NAME OF THE MOVIE IN THE MOVIE


nnelisaix

I like your pfp :))


bennyrobert

It should be *your* 25k upvotes.


DaRealJigglyBoi

It doesn’t bother me tbh idrc. I just needed enough karma to be on r/teens


Quit_your_dayjob

Well played


MaddawgGaymer

Damn what did I do


generalecchi

men


MaddawgGaymer

Wrong gender lol


seaflame_1

Everything.


Intelligent-Error-13

Well I mean it's not like they want to be fucking pussy's now


Morag_Ladair

French Lesbians: *Bonjour*


Cow-Rat-Hybrid

Some straight men are also fucking assholes.


dookalion

Allegedly


DexCruz

Also some straight women


Dj_B_S

Who doesn't? Or wouldn't?


spiderat22

There's probably an r/woooosh for this . . .


naliedel

Not for lesbians.


akrilugo

And not all gay guys


blue4029

the OP of that post doesn't actually believe that, do they?


I-failed-username

They’re also kinda gay


RoscoMan1

They are really going to be hard.


Capn_Of_Capns

What does that have to do with teenagers? I guess I'm a boomer now.


BotofMosit

Nothing, it's more of just a hub for teenagers to discuss lots of things with eachother


An_Inbred_Chicken

Yes... "teenagers".


_MrBroski_

Well….


Ellemieke25

And dicks, too!


Psi-Channel

Ass is ass


Crunchy_Gum

The 7 awards makes it so much better


Absolutedumbass69

I’m an equal opportunity ass pounder.


dannybluejeans

If you read this as the “jokey” literal statement then it doesn’t make sense because it’s not a “logical argument against.” If you read this not as the joke then it’s super homophobic. I’m not sure where OP is going with this.


MrRoboto666

I think this belongs in r/angryupvote 🤣


KjkjPlayer

How does 18k upvotes feel like


BotofMosit

I feel like a god


PeanutFit5457

They are fucking gay


captainprice117

This joke is so overused and old. Just like y’all’s mothers


BotofMosit

Sick burn 🗿


quinten69420

🗿


Sowa7774

>🗿 🗿


Thecharbar92

Sometimes, they are fucking cunts too. Edit: rephrased because it sounded SUPER rude. It was not my intention to offend anyone, I just... Was a moron with words.


JimmyJorland

Oh, maybe say they are fucking cunts? The way you phrased it, just insults the gay community


MagicDabs

What was the original?


JimmyJorland

It think it was the same just without the f-word.


Thecharbar92

Agghhhh... Shit... I didn't mean that... Crap... Shoot


Happycarriage

Well yeah anyone can be a cunt.


ImmediateWrongdoer71

but they do it in a way that feels amazing


GASTRO_GAMING

They suck dick


[deleted]

Life is orocreating takes a man and a women. Same sex goes directly into the survival of the human species. Pretty logical. Don’t challenge then.


virora

Counterpoint: Lots of people are gay. And humanity is thriving.


[deleted]

Doesn’t take away the initial point/ factum.


virora

Yes it does. Your argument here is that gay people hinder the survival of humans as a species, when reality shows that's counterfactual.


[deleted]

no. I did no say that i said it goes directly into the survival of the human race i didn't say that it hinders it.


Revolutionary_One729

I guess thats more of a scientific argument. I think what the person in the original post means is that it's not logical to say something like "people shouldn't be gay because procreation takes a man and a women," or somethin' idk.


[deleted]

Science is logic what is logic? It's the subject of reasoning right? What is reasoning? It's the study of cause and effect that caused things what effected things and the relation between cause and effect and what can be concluded from a cause or action science for the most part is a subject of cause and effect and categorising the similarities and differences but science has much to do with cause. \`so does logic reasoning.


Burrito_Loyalist

My only argument is homosexuality is a genetic mutation because biologically it makes no sense for a man to have sex with another man. I’m not homophobic, just saying you could argue against homosexuality from a scientific standpoint.


_Abpraller

I mean, nothing in science says a species has to go on and reproduce. They just do cuz they can


SilentWolf84

He’s not wrong


WhyNautHappiness

A percentage of them dress up as clowns and flaunt homosexuality like it’s something to be celebrated. Okay. Cool. They’re gay. They can fall in love and marry someone just like anyone else. No reason to dedicate a whole month to it.


[deleted]

Gayyyyyyyyyy


VelourBro

Nothing wrong with boning dudes in the butt.


NorthenS

Well, there is. They can bring a handful amount of diseases if they have sex with each other. EX: STDs, Aids, etc. to be honest, im not trying to be offensive. Im just stating something obvious that everyone should know.


falluO

I don't know if u knew but straight people can also get stds from eachother. Straight people can also have anal sex. Not all gay people are male.


NorthenS

im sure i know all of this you also just stated the obvious


guswang

I guess that if they are "risking" as you say, it is their problem, no one needs to know.


_Abpraller

That’s not an argument against them though. Everything can carry diseases.


HopeAuq101

By a mod too XD


Impressive_Ad_1864

🤣


aaron0000123

So if you only swap head you aren't gay? *phew*


MarFinitor

Nes. Yo?


TriticumAes

Counterpoint: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Side


Mr_Night1

I was there when that comment was posted, I was in presence of a legend


MemeDan23

How I saw the post after this one lol


TheUltimateThottie

Some of them are fucking cunts, tho


ASSHOLEFUCKER3000

It's true


QuarantineSucksALot

My farts whoop


Sampolis

Is this firefly reference? (Title)


BotofMosit

It is now


PutTheFunnyHere

Bruh what a typical cancer post for a subreddit like r/teenagers


Destiny12335

Well i can't argue with this assesment


jabrony-maloney

I mean logical arguments are still logical regardless of sexuality.


WousV

Gay person reading this has 3 fingers for OP: Thumb: well played, good joke Index finger: hahaha, good joke Middle finger: fuck you, good joke Am I wrong?


Puzzleheaded_Gur_143

Well, apparently I'm gay


shocksqatch

He's a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will


HealthyProgrammer2

Fair point


UglierThanMoe

So are a lot of straight men. Also a few straight women.


bacon_man_stan

both meanings of this are true at least for me


TheDevil947

Not true Some of them are getting fucked in the assholes


akrilugo

And some do neither. Also lesbians exist


mooncicada

That reproduction is biologically hardwired into all organisms and opting out of your biological role by being attracted to the same sex is psychologically unsound. And some are assholes.


dinosaurcora

I meaan


ImmaBread

You know, homosexualizm is kinda gay


SecurityPuppetGuy

Well, I have another argument. That’s a bit gay innit bruv?


VegetableQuantity453

I mean to be fair. I am fuckin assholes


cVmSslVt

That’s right, I am a asshole


akrilugo

Not even true. I'm gay and I don't fuck ass holes. Also lesbians exist.


Wetasspossom

I remember reading a statistic some while back that most gay men barely participate in anal sex and prefer other types of sexual stimulation with a partner.


videogamessuckbutt

Well here’s Hoping I’m the one being fucked


jonmpls

Still not an argument against gay people


Anonymousretard9726

Gay people are kinda gay


wtf_champion

is that a logical argument?


zacyquack

They get to be happy while I don’t. That makes me sad


-Shade277-

They hated Jesus because he told them the truth…


SidetrackedPC

You're god-damn right I am


Minkleman1

Imagine if he didn’t mean it in that way but he just hated gay people


sunspot1002

That’s gay


dgn_jaunton

It's still not a logical argument


Trick_Enthusiasm

I'm straight and I like fucking assholes too.


GoldenWindRequiem

r/angryupvote


poizonemusic

glad to know women don't have assholes


Maurowastaken

Kinda gay my guy


Tanatox_

You know men pee from their dicks too, dont you?


handwaschpaste

Apart from not being very elegant - not true. That would require 100% of gay people to engage in anal sex. My guess is that’s not the case and i‘m pretty sure you can’t prove it’s the case.


putkozaver

i do it sometimes and i ain’t gay, so it’s not just them


Aaronmola_Games

this is reddit why is him getting upvoted for saying the truth