By - havefun0235
Denmark getting free oil from Norway and beating Sweden. Denmark must be dreaming.
A true Norwegian would have poured oil on both Denmark and Sweden
And charged them for it
please OP, explain!
Nordics “hate” each other. Norway dislikes Sweden bit more than Denmark though
Really? So they're kinda Balkans. Yes?
Yesn't. They are insulting each other, but if you come in as an outsider and insult one of the Nordic countries, they will all band together and insult you. Basically the "only I can insult my stupid little brother" in country form.
Like US states, then?
“Me against my brother; me and my brother against our cousin; me, my brother and my cousin against the stranger.”
Yes, except we all agree to hate Sweden. A Dane, Norwegian and Finn can be having an argument, but once a Swede joins the conversation, they all turn on him.
So, like Turkey?
They hate us cus they anus
Swedes call the Danes 'Danskjävler' or 'Danish Devils. We Danes know though that the worst insult is to be called a Swede.
It’s more like brothers. They love to talk shit but when one of them gets attacked or criticized, they quickly come to defend each other
Hence why quotation marks
theres no explaining to do, this (as a proffesionel def non bias dane) in my opinion is a true work of art
Denmark should have done a dansk skalle(grab and headbutt) on burning Sweden and caught fire instead
Is this a reference to the comic where Norway makes an egg by throwing a whole barrel of oil into the frying pan
well i didn't have that intention at first but apparently people are drawing that conclusion
Technically Norge has done this [before](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/3q61kn/norway_fries_an_egg/).
The ol' Mr. Game and Watch tactic