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Zalapadopa

Denmark getting free oil from Norway and beating Sweden. Denmark must be dreaming.


Auradombre

A true Norwegian would have poured oil on both Denmark and Sweden


greenbagmaria

And charged them for it


benabart

please OP, explain!


Ake-TL

Nordics “hate” each other. Norway dislikes Sweden bit more than Denmark though


KananNaseri

Really? So they're kinda Balkans. Yes?


rapaxus

Yesn't. They are insulting each other, but if you come in as an outsider and insult one of the Nordic countries, they will all band together and insult you. Basically the "only I can insult my stupid little brother" in country form.


Desperate_Air_8293

Like US states, then?


ForkOffPlease

“Me against my brother; me and my brother against our cousin; me, my brother and my cousin against the stranger.”


DanishRobloxGamer

Yes, except we all agree to hate Sweden. A Dane, Norwegian and Finn can be having an argument, but once a Swede joins the conversation, they all turn on him.


Ake-TL

So, like Turkey?


DitzyQueen

Why though?


zebulon99

They hate us cus they anus


Anderopolis

Swedes call the Danes 'Danskjävler' or 'Danish Devils. We Danes know though that the worst insult is to be called a Swede.


iEatPalpatineAss

You called?


KANUNI-YK

Because Swedish


Anti-charizard

It’s more like brothers. They love to talk shit but when one of them gets attacked or criticized, they quickly come to defend each other


Ake-TL

Hence why quotation marks


MilkCultLeader

theres no explaining to do, this (as a proffesionel def non bias dane) in my opinion is a true work of art


Agitated_Advantage_2

Denmark should have done a dansk skalle(grab and headbutt) on burning Sweden and caught fire instead


BlazingBlizzard-

Is this a reference to the comic where Norway makes an egg by throwing a whole barrel of oil into the frying pan


havefun0235

well i didn't have that intention at first but apparently people are drawing that conclusion


zam0th

Technically Norge has done this [before](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/3q61kn/norway_fries_an_egg/).


TehChosen0ne

The ol' Mr. Game and Watch tactic


Grzechoooo

Based Norway.