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L0REHUNT3R

As our president Chirac once said: "Ahh British cuisine... First you think it's shit, then you regret it wasn't."


othermike

That's... actually a pretty decent burn. Respect.


Odd-Battle7191

3rd degree burns kicks in


godric420

An American was ranting about how much he hated Europeans and someone responded “you eat like you have free health care” and I wasn’t even mad that was hilarious.


FreshBayonetBoy

I like how insults have evolved. The general insults have gone from 'Haha Americans are fat' to 'Haha Americans can't afford healthcare'.


SilverNeedleworker30

Most Americans can’t afford healthcare because they are too fat and lazy to work.


frostedcat_74

Jacques Chirac also said : "You can't trust people who cook as badly as that. After Finland, it's the country with the worst food."


PsychologicalTough31

Is it true that that comment cost Paris its bid for the 2012 Summer Olympics? I heard that some of the chaps who would vote for that were... Finns, and they voted for London after that comment.


frostedcat_74

I've no idea if it's true or not, but that's a very interesting story nonetheless.


DB6135

There is no British cuisine, I think you mean Indian which is alright.


RandomFactUser

I don’t think meat pies qualify as anything but British


Puzzleheaded-Yak-796

Meat pies are pretty good


Revolutionary_Ad4938

okay then beans on toast


Puzzleheaded-Yak-796

I don't eat beans on toast, I have standards


DarkWorld25

Exactly, I have spaghetti on toast


HippoNebula

no no they can have pork pies...


tdhdjv

The reason for repost: the original violated some of the rule so I had to change it.


VRichardsen

The art style changed quite a bit too!


tdhdjv

I rushed the last two panels


AetherDrew43

Is that why USA is missing?


Goaty1208

Oh so I wasn't going crazy, I remembered this already


SillyTheGamer

Same here lol


Brilliant-Elk-7464

Its an english tradition!


Scasne

Yups got asked how lil boy like his carrots at the moment, got told, carrot sandwich, soooo proud.


Mr_Brunner2

How the fuck do you not use any spices Wasnt that the main reason of coming here?


Saffronsc

If I'm not wrong, the quintessential "bland" Bri'ish food came from the rationing period after WW2, where food and especially spices were scarce.


zeclem_

Spices were used more for food preservation rather than flavor. And the Brits do use spices, just not on British food.


Hennes4800

Spicy spices were used for that. The rest is for the taste.


zeclem_

"spicy" spices tend to make up the majority of spices out there.


Hennes4800

not really though


JamantaTaLigado

English beer is good tho, so is Aussie


othermike

Ask me about my houmous and tuna pâté. It's delicious!


RealTexasball

A Tejano: "Barfs"


XeroXfromRiften

all of the UK eats like the Germans are still flying overhead -some wise man


MacAndSwiss

Depending on the location and time of day, maybe.


Risk_k

They have been eating like that since the time we were divided into 2206919 kingdoms. Don't blame us for the disease that is their food


ItsHydraRBX

Ah yes, Family! A great bondage that can never be broken no matter what.


FlamingDragon002

What do you have against fairy bread? Thats an Australian cultural cornerstone and it tastes amazing


greenbagmaria

White bread, butter and sprinkles first thing in the morning? Sicko


Klostermann

Nah it’s more of a celebration food. Comes out on birthdays, weddings, days at the footy, funerals etc. Having it for breakfast everyday would be a bit odd


ForkOffPlease

Kinda cheerful for a funeral, innit?


Midataur

Who the fuck eats it for breakfast? It's mostly for kids birthday parties


megane-kun

Isn't that similar to sliced bread with butter and sprinkled with brown sugar that then is toasted? That was a Filipino snack staple, at least it was in my childhood.


FlamingDragon002

It's not toasted and instead of brown sugar it's sprinkles. That does sound tasty though


megane-kun

Ah, yeah. I'm just pointing out that if I grew up with something like I described, I'm in no position to judge someone who grew up with fairy bread, or likes it. Also, fairy bread sounds like a snack that would be my guilty pleasure.


Seileach67

When I was little, one of my favorite things was cinnamon sugar toast. Mom would mix some cinnamon and sugar and put a little bowl of it on the table with a spoon. Then we would take a piece of fresh hot buttered toast and sprinkle the mix onto it. You had to do it while it was still warm so the melted butter would help the flavor sink into the bread.


megane-kun

That sounds like a very delicious thing. I'd probably try that out once I get some cinnamon on my hands.


godric420

That sounds as healthy as a pop tart so I’m surprised we didn’t come up with that one.


Oriopax

if they're chocolate or fruit flavoured sprinkles it's very common in the Netherlands


frostedcat_74

Yeah, that's not too fancy but i don't think it's horrible either.


Dragonaax

That sounds like something starving students with no money would eat


grumpykruppy

I recognize most of America's food, but why Japan? Is one of the dishes I don't recognize an adapted Japanese one? (Side note: Authentic - or at least not-unhealthy - Japanese food is pretty common in the US, at least where I am. The primary "abomination" is ramen.)


whythecynic

Japan has dadgum near the lowest obesity rates in the world, if I remember.


Odd-Battle7191

Not for long... PARALLEL UNIVERSE MODE ACTIVATE!


atomoffluorine

Where is New Zealand’s crime? I suppose it doesn’t exist.


Legitimate_Ad_2319

new zealand does not exist


GoofyGuyYT

i refute this argument


Cookie-Senpai

Since NZ doesn't exist so do you. I refute your refuting


atomoffluorine

I’ve never met a New Zealander; have you? Obviously there’s a reason why certain (enlightened) cartographers leave it off the map.


jteg

I've never met a New Zealander in the same room as superman.


GoofyGuyYT

If NZ doesn't exist, and I don't exist, how did i write this comment? I refute your refutal of my refuting.


OriginalName100_

You are part of the conspiracy clearly


N11Skirata

Just because you’re in cahoots with those cartographers that have given birth to the myth of New Zealand doesn’t proof its existence.


tomydenger

show me your country on a map


TraditionalRun4432

Pretty sure New Zealand is no strange to fairy bread.


Botany102

Can confirm


DarkWorld25

Spaghetti on toast. Fucking delicious tho


Odd-Battle7191

Probably sheep meat with semen on it (Yet another sheepshagging joke)


jothamvw

How dare they insult Hagelslag like that?


Drachos

Seems like someone is judging fairy bread writing trying it. "But its just sugar, butter and bread" Yes. It helps that we don't dump 3 tons of sugar into our regular bread in the first place AMERICA, but it is simple flavours accenting each other beautifully.


whythecynic

Reminds me of the sugar sandwiches I used to have. Plain simple and very, very tasty. Especially as a kid, doubly so when you got to make your own!


XoRoUZ

i used to make some kind of food when i was little by taking honey and some yummy-looking grain (it not only looked yummy it turned out to actually taste yummy too) i found in the pantry (i think it was leftover couscous?) and then tearing up bread and mixing that in too. then i'd get out a spoon and eat it like a really thick soup. similar concept. the sugar in the honey goes great with the bread. i made that a ton. i dont know why i never got in trouble, in hindsight it sounds really stupid.


oSquizy

Fairy bread is amazing tho


Useless_Fox

So is Hawaiian/Canadian pizza, and I will die on this hill. ​ (I have no idea what America made in the second slide though)


oSquizy

It's just straight junk food in the second slide, this is because japanese people have the lowest rate of obesity in the world because they eat so healthily. Compared to America


Seileach67

Pineapple goes well with ham; I don't know why so many people hate pineapple with ham when it's on pizza.


PurestEvil5_9

what is the matter with fairy bread?


SVRG_VG

I think you might be on to something here...


MinnieCookieMonster

Fish fingers is yummy and I will die in this hill ~~literally~~!


Aun_El

Don't you dare talk shit on Fairy Bread. That shit's the best.


Capanator

Has any one here watched uncle Rodger react to British tv pho


Battle-Prattle

France did not just mess with fairy bread


BaguetteDoggo

Talk shit about fairy bread get hit😤


SpikedLemon

Why would Canada be ashamed of pineapple on pizza?


molotovzav

I just wish it was called Canadian pizza instead of bringing innocent Hawaii into it and making everyone think we like awful pizza.


SpikedLemon

We all know authentic Hawaiian pizza would have spam instead.


snickers000

Exactly I have never eaten pineapple on pizza and I don't plan to have that ever change.


LobMob

Why not? It tastes good. You can also put apple or pears on a pizza.


GoofyGuyYT

Agreed. Also, if fruits don't belong on pizza, why do you put mashed tomatoes on it, huh?


N11Skirata

Technically tomato is a fruit but that doesn’t mean it can be treated like other fruits when it comes to food. Otherwise you’d have to make all your fruit salads with tomatoes.


board3659

great points all around


idontspeakfluently

_No no, he's got a point_


drquiza

This is your "besides, they deserved it" moment.


Apples_and_Overtones

Agreed. Should be celebrated!


crashcanuck

Yeah, it has invented here but it was by a Greek man, it should be Greek pizza.


Odd-Battle7191

He lives in Canada so he is Canadian, all of Canada should suffer the punishment on this atrocity


Seffer

You mean masterpiece


Odd-Battle7191

I mean Atrocity


RayO_ElGatubelo

This is Jamie Oliver in a nutshell. Haiyaa


hokagesarada

Americans ain’t that bad. They invented Buffalo wings and seafood boil 🥵🦐


Azrael11

Don't forget the wide variety of BBQ


Hennes4800

*meat+corn syrup+corn starch*


ADM_Tetanus

Next you'll have a problem with crisp (chip) sandwiches Or jam (jelly) & banana sandwiches or-


Hennes4800

Crisps are ok, but jelly… *why*


Tankirulesipad1

Jelly is something else entirely it ain't something you smear on toast


ADM_Tetanus

Oh am I getting jelly and jello mixed up?


Lazzanator

What's the food in the second panel? I think I see a burger in there


tdhdjv

Sus stew


DaniilSan

Italians, be honest, do you really mad at pizza with ananas?


29Jackal

I'll never like Ananas on pizza, but I'm not 60 million people so there might be some deranged mind that would like it


Odd-Battle7191

I prefer to stay away from pizza with putin, so let's keep zelensky away from pizza (because nobody wants a putin to jump from the pizza box and shots you in the head


DaniilSan

Really weird analogy. You could just said that you don't like ananas or havr allergy.


drquiza

BRITS: Don't you even try to cook something that's not brown!


atomoffluorine

I heard Irish babies are rather pale.


Dragonaax

I would prefer to eat British food than pizza with pineapple


Odd-Battle7191

So the Brishit empire is to blame for pineapple on pizza? Yes, i said Brishit, because nobody wants to be a colony


jcd000

IIRC it was a Greek living in Hawaii that invented pineapple pizza. We live in shame, yes.


DoubleBlackBSA24

Yeah no, Italy ball can take his wrong opinion and bugger off. We ain't apologising for improving pizza.


idontspeakfluently

I'm actually curious to know how does it taste like


DoubleBlackBSA24

It's a good mix. Good Pineapple (fresh Hawaiian Pineapple, not from elsewhere or canned) has some sweetness with a bit of tartness that balances well. The key is to cut and drain it first, so you don't add moisture to the pizza. Also get some quality cured pork, could be Ham but a good Canadian Bacon (back bacon) will suffice. then use your standard pizza sauce and base. you get the sweetness and tartness from the Pineapple combined with a bit of saltiness from the pork, your acidity in the sauce and of course the creaminess from the cheese. It's actually very well balanced. When done correctly.


Tankirulesipad1

Redditors don't assume entirety of british cuisine is post war rationing cuisine challenge : failed


29Jackal

Italy had the same but turned out fine


SeaCublix

Oh no! UK doesn't know how to cook at all!


Markkbonk

Italy is not ashamed cause there is ananas on it, they're ashamed cause there is no TOMATO SAUCE. HERESY.