By - angryshark
Whos dancing with her?
It's that guy Archer from the cartoon about the spy agency.
Dude is totally Stirling Archer
I was probably completely smashed
Yep, gotta give him a sploosh and whatever my equivalent of sploosh. Which I guess is just sploosh...only with semen.
Username checks out.
But if that’s Archer where’s Lana?
I mean who the hell plays 18 holes of golf on the first day of your honey moon. Because, not to sound insensitive, but that can't bode well for your marriage
I don’t even know if that’s an archer quote but I still read it in H.John Benjamin’s voice
Heart of Archness pt1 iIrc
That, or one of the coma seasons
Hey the 30s called and they want their shitty airplane back
Watch out for that Adolf Hitler! He’s a bad egg!
And, hey, watch out for that Adolf Hitler. He's a bad egg.
It's from a great string of episodes, too.
Dunno, that kind of looks like Barry or other Barry.
Shhhh. He's undercover, hence no tactical turtleneck.
Well, that would be me.
Judging by your profile picture, you aged into Suburb Dad David Lynch. Kudos.
Thank you. I credit good genes, no smoking, no drugs, no alcohol, and sport hobbies.
Long distance running, skin diving, boogie board, roller hockey, softball, a lot of frisbee, and currently about 20 hours a week of pickleball.
Has anyone suggested you might have a pickleball problem?
The only problem is he's only playing part time.
Exactly, go big or go home
No such thing where pickleball is concerned. I retire in 19 working days and then it's pickleball full time and hitting the tournament circuit.
I don't know enough about sports to to be sure, but I'm pretty sure some of those are made up.
Lmfao as a sports freak I laughed so hard at this. Thank you, non-sports friend!!
"Long distance running", like how much longer could his legs even be?
What is pickle ball
It's football played with a jar of pickles
What is skin diving? Is he a wendingo?
Skin diving? Do tell!
First, you get a bunch of skins…
Then you diveeee in it
that's too much pickleball
I've never heard of pickleball til about a year ago and now that shit's everywhere.
Let's have a current pic...Mr. Pickleball
For those using an app and too lazy to check actual-reddit
Reddit has profile pictures?!
Playing ball with a pickle sounds both challenging, and pretty nasty and slimey tbh.
Which frisbee events?
> no smoking, no drugs, no alcohol
But at what cost?
Handsome devil ain't ya
It's her boyfriend.
Well then, that's a oddly worded title.
Him right in the middle of the photo, looking straight ahead, looks perfectly great. Her looking away, looking goofy, eyes shut.
"Look at my wife."
It's weird that you excluded yourself from the title
I think this image might help you make a trademark infringement case against Derek Zoolander regarding the use of Blue Steel.
That roof does seem low.. what is this a wedding for ants?
Beautiful couple. Would put figure of you 2 on my wedding cake.
You looked dynamite, mate.
crimson chin mate, you’d cut someone with that be careful
Giga Chad before the HGH kicked in
Caption: "Me, looking smashing....and, my wife with her eyes closed and in an unflattering pose"
😂 to be fair she’s just swooning
How old were you?
19 years old.
Everyone back then looked 10 years older than they were. Insane shit.
Was all the leaded gas amirite
I think people now just like to hang onto their childhood longer. We’re all a bunch of man children.
I’m 38 with a professional job and my man cave looks like a toy store. I had a son 3 years ago and it got me thinking…I’ve never seen or heard about one of my dads toys meanwhile I have more toys than my toddler.
My parents didn't grow up with video games, computers, or fantasy types of things.
My dad absolutely had toys. There was one little room in the basement that was his hobby room, where he did fletching (he made bows and arrows). He enjoyed shooting, and reloaded his ammo. He enjoyed nature and travel, and had all the camping gear to go with it. There was a whole 3.5 car garage added onto our house's regular garage, where he worked on old cars. He also had nice collection of vinyl that he enjoyed listening to on some very old but very nice stereo system.
He had tons of things that served no real purpose other than leisure, and he liked them.
Those are his toys.
I'm in my mid-30s and I have so much DBZ statues and video game collectibles it's crazy.
Why wouldn't I? Who cares? It's the shit I like. Pretending (or forcing yourself) to 'grow up' sounds awful.
im pretty sure your hobbies as a grown up are supposed to be mowing the lawn and watching TV.
if youre lucky you can buy a new fridge that tweets you when your milk is low
Also golf occasionally
How does a fridge play golf?
*okay Mr Fridge. So.. Golf is all about speed. I know it looks difficult, but being a professional golfer is really easy. You just have to throw yourself at the golf ball at top speed. Trust me, I've been doing this for about 25 minutes. There's no judgment here. You'll do fine.*
When it stops being chill, you can push it off the cart over the hill and find a cooler one.
I'm almost 40. I have tons of toys, tech gear, I play D&D every weekend, computer games all day, go to comic cons...but I still get excited about raking leaves, a new set of pots and pans, and brand new vacuums. I also ask for socks and underwear as Christmas presents. Why not both?
New socks is such and underrated present.
Like realistically what am I going to get more joy out of, new socks or another bottle of aftershave I’m never going to use?
[Here's](https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/84171-critics-who-treat-adult-as-a-term-of-approval-instead) what C. S. Lewis has to say about growing up.
I’m 39 and today I got an Animated Series Batmobile Hot Wheels. I’ve wanted one since I was a kid
Can I be like you guys when I dont grow up?
I need a job where you work! Sounds awesome!
I'm turning 30 in Feb, my child self would be proud of the pop-vinyls and PC hardware!
Still waiting until I'm old enough to have a house to put cool stuff in that adolescent me couldn't afford.
Me too. They just give you one at around 80 if you keep forgetting stuff!
>Why wouldn't I? Who cares? It's the shit I like. Pretending (or forcing yourself) to 'grow up' sounds awful.
The worst is when someone says in a disbelieving tone "aren't you an adult? Why are you still _______?" (insert favourite activity)
Drives me nuts when someone says that about computer gaming, man.
I always like when someone throws the "be a man" or whatever. My response is that a 'real man' would do whatever the fuck he wants.
I'm 45 with a 10 year old son, soon you'll start to play Minecraft with him and get him his own steam account...We make great fathers mate ;)
I think it's because of their "old" fashion sense compared to what we wear today and that we see that fashion as old
It's mostly a case of personal styling and superficial features. It is absolutely crazy what our brains do when perceiving age.
For him, picture him without the tan, the blunt bang haircut, and the MASSIVE collar. Also understand the more muscular, the older we think people look.
For her, see past the very heavy wave curls, heavy blush, and the modest lace sleeves.
They both will seem their age.
Also the younger generation have met many older people, who will still have the style from back in that time. So we associate that style with old people: "this is the hair style my mom has" etc.
What a chad
Back in those days they were already drinking and smoking for 30 years.
Don't play stupid with us. You know damn well ain't nobody lookin' at your wife in this photo.
Damn dudes, I didn't mean to start a hate train. I was jokingly giving him a hard time. Some of you wanna rake him over the coals. We'll leave that to his wife when she sees the picture he chose.
For real! That man is a freakin' movie star!
he's totally doing Blue Steel too.
Interesting to choose a picture with her eyes closed to show his wife.
Him right in the middle of the photo, looking straight ahead, looks perfectly great. Her looking away, looking goofy, eyes half shut.
"Look at my wife."
haha, I'm fucking dying. Man is proud he looked good! It's hard to say sometimes!
Just title the post "Look at me" then
"Look at my wife." Please?
Gosh I hope you have at least one better photo of her from that day!
To be fair, in the days of film we had fewer photos to choose from
Lol right? Couldn’t the best pic of her but a good pic of him. I noticed that-too
I’d like to see him post a legit pic of his wife, facing the camera, without her eyes shut- or at least change the title of this post to “look how handsome I was, please comment.”
I think his wife looks absolutely stunning 🤷🏻♂️ love them redheads though. Hell, I even married one
where's the today pic?
Yes, a side by side of then and now would be cool.
Got you https://i.imgur.com/SjBkxu1.jpg
Are you just some random fellow who happens to have pictures of OP?
Nah, grabbed it off his Reddit profile https://i.imgur.com/rlDSQt3.jpg
I wanna see the wife’s today pic.
Sorry. Don’t have access.
What are you, some sort of wizard?
On his user profile
No his photo. Not one of Keith Hernandez.
"Excuse me. I don't want to disturb you, I'm Keith Hernandez and I just
want to tell you what a big fan I am. I love your comedy."
“Who does this guy think he is?”
“Im Keith Hernandez”
Or maybe in this case,
Wouldn't it be: Maroon Brass or Maroon Copper...?
Say many maroons here. Fits for reddit.
Nice jawline dude! That red tux is rad too.
Thanks. I'm just glad we steered clear of baby blue. Red's more my color.
It looks great on you and baby blue would have overloaded the brightness in this stunning picture. Many happy returns for you both and thanks for sharing!
Says that as his profile pic polo matches those baby blue babies
Red tux, redhead wife, seems to check out.
His jaw, cool. His eyes tho.
Damn, y'all hot as hell
This is some legit /oldschoolcool as well.
Well, we know who Sterling Archer's dad is now...
So glad I'm not the only one seeing this. Lanaaaa
Looks like Kelso marrying Donna at the end of That 70s Show.
I was thinking the same thing, well minus the fart, but now I'm thinking that too.
I thought it was a cute pic, of how he noticed the camera and posed, while she was looking else where squeezing out a fart.
This needs to be higher.
Aw come on, she's making a weird face but she still looks pretty great
She would have to try really hard to be ugly
"My wife. Yep just my wife. Oh, me? Noo. Wife ;)" - OP
So you pretty much gave up on Dean Wormer's wife I guess.
Nice one! I think you had to be alive when this picture was taken to get the reference!
Man's flexing himself without trying to make it obvious
Exactly. Doubtless his favorite picture and her least favorite.
Like it literally isn't even a flattering pic of her lol but the most picturesque of him.
Posts a picture of wife, eyes closed, but a great picture of himself.
Social media 101
SLICK AS GASTON
NO ONE'S QUICK AS GASTON
NO ONE'S NECK IS INCREDIBLY THICK AS GASTON
Damn OP should have worked for GQ
Thank you, but I was pretty skinny back then, 135 lbs., from long distance running.
Not that I would know but OP is Zaddy.
Love dilf pickles
So how pissed is she that you posted this
God damn you're handsome
You snagged a keeper
Still going strong, thanks.
She snagged a keeper!
Is that magnum or blue steel??
Is that your favorite picture?
I have a feeling it's not the bride's favorite.
Of that day? Yes. I think it's funny as hell.
your wife looks like a dude with piercing blue eyes
Also titled "I think I look great on my wedding day but didn't want to say "
Dude, I’ve seen renaissance statue look less perfectly chiseled than you, and I’m Italian which is saying something.
This a photo of you. Your wife happens to be in it.
Such an attractive couple... even with a poorly timed face she's beautiful
Idk but I think we’re burying the lead here….. You on your wedding day. Yowza!
I think this was intentional. When women do this, they get crucified. I’m pleasantly surprised I haven’t seen anyone call him out in a rude way, but it’d be nice to give the women a pass, too, from time to time.
Agreed! Such a handsome fellow and those piecing eyes.
FYI, our first date was a blind date, and it took 3 dates before I got up enough courage to kiss her. I'm surprised I even got a second date.
I am not surprised in the least you got a second and third date, lol
Rules 1 and 2 in the steely, sculpted flesh
Im straight Guy and would give you second date.
Just FYI the phrase is burying the _lede_.
It's Potsie from Happy Days
This dude is way hotter than Potsie
That's been mentioned once or twice before, although it's been some time.
Here’s a picture of my wife making a terrible face and me looking like a super-hunk! For the record, you’re both stunning human-beings!!
Should apply for live action “Archer”
Do you play lacrosse and like ocelots?
No. Competitive pickleball is my current obsession.
Isn't pickleball with table tennis rackets and a wiffle ball? On a tennis court
Omg, wow I hope you are just as happy now.
This is rich!
Thank you. I think we can honestly say we are. We're grandparents to 2 kids and 4 awesome grandkids that live close; my wife retired when we moved into our forever home 3 years ago; I'll be retiring next month, both of us are pretty healthy and we're financially comfortable. I'm looking forward to playing pickleball 24/7 and living to 120.
You keep that up!
Congratulations on retirement as well.
Holy shit dude. You look like Alec Baldwin in that photo, and you’ve aged like him too.
Damn, OP. You looked like a model. And your wife as well. I love her hair!
even with her funny face making - I love this pic. You make a very cute couple.