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TheIrishJohn

Whos dancing with her?


UrTheReasonBidenWon

It's that guy Archer from the cartoon about the spy agency.


letsjakeonit

Dude is totally Stirling Archer


Archer007

I was probably completely smashed


atict

Sploosh


SleepyforPresident

Yep, gotta give him a sploosh and whatever my equivalent of sploosh. Which I guess is just sploosh...only with semen.


huntybuns

Username checks out.


Professional_Beat579

nice couple


Apprehensive_Boot765

Absolutely right.


Usergnome_Checks_0ut

But if that’s Archer where’s Lana?


TheIrishJohn

LLLLLAAAAAANNNNNNNNAAAAAAAA!


le_box_o_treats

I mean who the hell plays 18 holes of golf on the first day of your honey moon. Because, not to sound insensitive, but that can't bode well for your marriage


Gandalfthefab

I don’t even know if that’s an archer quote but I still read it in H.John Benjamin’s voice


FrisianDude

Heart of Archness pt1 iIrc That, or one of the coma seasons


AeAeR

Hey the 30s called and they want their shitty airplane back


AnnoyingVoid

Watch out for that Adolf Hitler! He’s a bad egg!


fuckitweredoingitliv

And, hey, watch out for that Adolf Hitler. He's a bad egg.


DrRexMorman

It is. It's from a great string of episodes, too.


Alan_Smithee_

^Lana


TheSkitzo_The2nd

DANGERZONE


Fynn_the_Finger

Dunno, that kind of looks like Barry or other Barry.


Eidon4

Shhhh. He's undercover, hence no tactical turtleneck.


angryshark

Well, that would be me.


notmytemp0

Judging by your profile picture, you aged into Suburb Dad David Lynch. Kudos.


angryshark

Thank you. I credit good genes, no smoking, no drugs, no alcohol, and sport hobbies.


notmytemp0

Which sports?


StuRap

hobby ones


angryshark

Long distance running, skin diving, boogie board, roller hockey, softball, a lot of frisbee, and currently about 20 hours a week of pickleball.


qiwizzle

Has anyone suggested you might have a pickleball problem?


hugow

The only problem is he's only playing part time.


nderestimated

Exactly, go big or go home


angryshark

No such thing where pickleball is concerned. I retire in 19 working days and then it's pickleball full time and hitting the tournament circuit.


GardenCaviar

I don't know enough about sports to to be sure, but I'm pretty sure some of those are made up.


ne1seenmykeys

Lmfao as a sports freak I laughed so hard at this. Thank you, non-sports friend!!


Icantbethereforyou

"Long distance running", like how much longer could his legs even be?


tiorzol

What is pickle ball


HamFistedTallyrand

It's football played with a jar of pickles


Taiza67

What is skin diving? Is he a wendingo?


Snoop_Giraffe

Skin diving? Do tell!


senorglory

First, you get a bunch of skins…


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Wafflelisk

Then you diveeee in it


poodles_and_oodles

that's too much pickleball


terminbee

I've never heard of pickleball til about a year ago and now that shit's everywhere.


MrJuniperBreath

Let's have a current pic...Mr. Pickleball


IMNOT_A_LAWYER

https://i.imgur.com/27z3EoP.jpg For those using an app and too lazy to check actual-reddit


PlastKladd

Reddit has profile pictures?!


Minotaar

TI-fucking-L


affo_

Playing ball with a pickle sounds both challenging, and pretty nasty and slimey tbh.


cutelyaware

Which frisbee events?


The_Phaedron

> no smoking, no drugs, no alcohol But at what cost?


Portermacc

Yawn...


einsibongo

Handsome devil ain't ya


FuckMinnesota

It's her boyfriend.


Libidinous_soliloquy

Well then, that's a oddly worded title.


u8eR

Him right in the middle of the photo, looking straight ahead, looks perfectly great. Her looking away, looking goofy, eyes shut. "Look at my wife."


OngoingFee

It's weird that you excluded yourself from the title


Demonweed

I think this image might help you make a trademark infringement case against Derek Zoolander regarding the use of Blue Steel.


neophene

That roof does seem low.. what is this a wedding for ants?


Ajdee6

Beautiful couple. Would put figure of you 2 on my wedding cake.


thisissaliva

You looked dynamite, mate.


Saysano

crimson chin mate, you’d cut someone with that be careful


vitaminalgas

Giga Chad before the HGH kicked in


bobs_clam_rodeo

Tim Matheson


thodgson

Caption: "Me, looking smashing....and, my wife with her eyes closed and in an unflattering pose"


mindfungus

😂 to be fair she’s just swooning


DangerzoneGoose2

How old were you?


angryshark

19 years old.


langotriel

Everyone back then looked 10 years older than they were. Insane shit.


SirPhilbert

Was all the leaded gas amirite


TeslasAndComicbooks

I think people now just like to hang onto their childhood longer. We’re all a bunch of man children. I’m 38 with a professional job and my man cave looks like a toy store. I had a son 3 years ago and it got me thinking…I’ve never seen or heard about one of my dads toys meanwhile I have more toys than my toddler.


leitey

My parents didn't grow up with video games, computers, or fantasy types of things. My dad absolutely had toys. There was one little room in the basement that was his hobby room, where he did fletching (he made bows and arrows). He enjoyed shooting, and reloaded his ammo. He enjoyed nature and travel, and had all the camping gear to go with it. There was a whole 3.5 car garage added onto our house's regular garage, where he worked on old cars. He also had nice collection of vinyl that he enjoyed listening to on some very old but very nice stereo system. He had tons of things that served no real purpose other than leisure, and he liked them.


scope6262

Those are his toys.


TheDaveWSC

I'm in my mid-30s and I have so much DBZ statues and video game collectibles it's crazy. Why wouldn't I? Who cares? It's the shit I like. Pretending (or forcing yourself) to 'grow up' sounds awful.


Aeronautix

im pretty sure your hobbies as a grown up are supposed to be mowing the lawn and watching TV. if youre lucky you can buy a new fridge that tweets you when your milk is low


hurtlingtooblivion

Also golf occasionally


maccathesaint

How does a fridge play golf?


ManicLord

Terribly


lithid

*okay Mr Fridge. So.. Golf is all about speed. I know it looks difficult, but being a professional golfer is really easy. You just have to throw yourself at the golf ball at top speed. Trust me, I've been doing this for about 25 minutes. There's no judgment here. You'll do fine.*


Viperlite

When it stops being chill, you can push it off the cart over the hill and find a cooler one.


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Arcudi

I'm almost 40. I have tons of toys, tech gear, I play D&D every weekend, computer games all day, go to comic cons...but I still get excited about raking leaves, a new set of pots and pans, and brand new vacuums. I also ask for socks and underwear as Christmas presents. Why not both?


Savageparrot81

New socks is such and underrated present. Like realistically what am I going to get more joy out of, new socks or another bottle of aftershave I’m never going to use?


AllHailTheWinslow

[Here's](https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/84171-critics-who-treat-adult-as-a-term-of-approval-instead) what C. S. Lewis has to say about growing up.


bankholdup5

I’m 39 and today I got an Animated Series Batmobile Hot Wheels. I’ve wanted one since I was a kid


leddhedd

Can I be like you guys when I dont grow up?


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leddhedd

I need a job where you work! Sounds awesome! I'm turning 30 in Feb, my child self would be proud of the pop-vinyls and PC hardware!


ZaydSophos

Still waiting until I'm old enough to have a house to put cool stuff in that adolescent me couldn't afford.


ISO_3103_

Me too. They just give you one at around 80 if you keep forgetting stuff!


snowysnowy

>Why wouldn't I? Who cares? It's the shit I like. Pretending (or forcing yourself) to 'grow up' sounds awful. The worst is when someone says in a disbelieving tone "aren't you an adult? Why are you still _______?" (insert favourite activity) Drives me nuts when someone says that about computer gaming, man.


TheDaveWSC

I always like when someone throws the "be a man" or whatever. My response is that a 'real man' would do whatever the fuck he wants.


st1ckmanz

I'm 45 with a 10 year old son, soon you'll start to play Minecraft with him and get him his own steam account...We make great fathers mate ;)


TobiasRedditBro

I think it's because of their "old" fashion sense compared to what we wear today and that we see that fashion as old


AlamosX

It's mostly a case of personal styling and superficial features. It is absolutely crazy what our brains do when perceiving age. For him, picture him without the tan, the blunt bang haircut, and the MASSIVE collar. Also understand the more muscular, the older we think people look. For her, see past the very heavy wave curls, heavy blush, and the modest lace sleeves. They both will seem their age.


Pestilence86

Also the younger generation have met many older people, who will still have the style from back in that time. So we associate that style with old people: "this is the hair style my mom has" etc.


dmartensen

Jeez


DangerzoneGoose2

What a chad


GeoffKingOfBiscuits

Back in those days they were already drinking and smoking for 30 years.


HalogenPie

Don't play stupid with us. You know damn well ain't nobody lookin' at your wife in this photo. Edit: /s Damn dudes, I didn't mean to start a hate train. I was jokingly giving him a hard time. Some of you wanna rake him over the coals. We'll leave that to his wife when she sees the picture he chose.


raidthebakery

For real! That man is a freakin' movie star!


Homerpaintbucket

he's totally doing Blue Steel too.


tjsfive

Interesting to choose a picture with her eyes closed to show his wife.


u8eR

Him right in the middle of the photo, looking straight ahead, looks perfectly great. Her looking away, looking goofy, eyes half shut. "Look at my wife."


ubmt1861

haha, I'm fucking dying. Man is proud he looked good! It's hard to say sometimes!


u8eR

Just title the post "Look at me" then


angryshark

"Look at my wife." Please?


shewholaughslasts

Gosh I hope you have at least one better photo of her from that day!


CcntMnky

To be fair, in the days of film we had fewer photos to choose from


triplereversechicken

Lol right? Couldn’t the best pic of her but a good pic of him. I noticed that-too


Bradisdad

I’d like to see him post a legit pic of his wife, facing the camera, without her eyes shut- or at least change the title of this post to “look how handsome I was, please comment.”


DasNiche

I think his wife looks absolutely stunning 🤷🏻‍♂️ love them redheads though. Hell, I even married one


mossberbb

where's the today pic?


ricst

Yes, a side by side of then and now would be cool.


Naptownfellow

Got you https://i.imgur.com/SjBkxu1.jpg


Frozty23

Are you just some random fellow who happens to have pictures of OP?


Naptownfellow

Nah, grabbed it off his Reddit profile https://i.imgur.com/rlDSQt3.jpg


AndrewZabar

I wanna see the wife’s today pic.


Naptownfellow

Sorry. Don’t have access.


ThirdWorldOrder

What are you, some sort of wizard?


Naptownfellow

Warlock


Jake_77

On his user profile


boxofrain

No his photo. Not one of Keith Hernandez.


nemesissi

"Excuse me. I don't want to disturb you, I'm Keith Hernandez and I just want to tell you what a big fan I am. I love your comedy."


mp1982

“Who does this guy think he is?” “Im Keith Hernandez”


DarthLysergis

-blue steel- Or maybe in this case, Maroon Gaze.


ViciousSnail

Wouldn't it be: Maroon Brass or Maroon Copper...?


Icy-Letterhead-2837

Say many maroons here. Fits for reddit.


Cliff_Doctor

Nice jawline dude! That red tux is rad too.


angryshark

Thanks. I'm just glad we steered clear of baby blue. Red's more my color.


treehugger312

It looks great on you and baby blue would have overloaded the brightness in this stunning picture. Many happy returns for you both and thanks for sharing!


stereosafari

Says that as his profile pic polo matches those baby blue babies


Icy-Letterhead-2837

Red tux, redhead wife, seems to check out.


Turkey_Teets

His jaw, cool. His eyes tho.


notkhaldrogo

Damn, y'all hot as hell


hdcs

This is some legit /oldschoolcool as well.


Moloth

Well, we know who Sterling Archer's dad is now...


anonprogtada

So glad I'm not the only one seeing this. Lanaaaa


c_m_d

Looks like Kelso marrying Donna at the end of That 70s Show.


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bristolcities

I was thinking the same thing, well minus the fart, but now I'm thinking that too.


RadikulRAM

I thought it was a cute pic, of how he noticed the camera and posed, while she was looking else where squeezing out a fart.


Tweecers

This needs to be higher.


clouddevourer

Aw come on, she's making a weird face but she still looks pretty great


murderbox

She would have to try really hard to be ugly


litaniesofhate

"My wife. Yep just my wife. Oh, me? Noo. Wife ;)" - OP


u8eR

Him right in the middle of the photo, looking straight ahead, looks perfectly great. Her looking away, looking goofy, eyes shut. "Look at my wife."


imflukeskywalker

So you pretty much gave up on Dean Wormer's wife I guess.


BlackSterling

Nice one! I think you had to be alive when this picture was taken to get the reference!


Wimmy_92

Man's flexing himself without trying to make it obvious


GeddysPal

Exactly. Doubtless his favorite picture and her least favorite.


Wimmy_92

Like it literally isn't even a flattering pic of her lol but the most picturesque of him.


291000610478021

Posts a picture of wife, eyes closed, but a great picture of himself. Social media 101


ICSL

NOOOO OOOOOOONE'S SLICK AS GASTON NO ONE'S QUICK AS GASTON NO ONE'S NECK IS INCREDIBLY THICK AS GASTON


UncleBenji

Damn OP should have worked for GQ


angryshark

Thank you, but I was pretty skinny back then, 135 lbs., from long distance running.


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Napol3onS0l0

Not that I would know but OP is Zaddy.


Bitch_Muchannon

Love dilf pickles


KasukeSadiki

So how pissed is she that you posted this


ElPedroChico

God damn you're handsome


7th-Street

You snagged a keeper


angryshark

Still going strong, thanks.


Third_Legolas

She snagged a keeper!


angryshark

Thank you.


Frungy

Is that magnum or blue steel??


DLQuilts

Is that your favorite picture?


trancertong

I have a feeling it's not the bride's favorite.


angryshark

Of that day? Yes. I think it's funny as hell.


BigBagBarnBooth

your wife looks like a dude with piercing blue eyes


crash_holly

Also titled "I think I look great on my wedding day but didn't want to say "


Dave-Swort

Dude, I’ve seen renaissance statue look less perfectly chiseled than you, and I’m Italian which is saying something.


Idontnotknow

Stupid title. This a photo of you. Your wife happens to be in it.


Narrow-Macaroon-7004

Handsome couple👍


ow_my_knee_123

Such an attractive couple... even with a poorly timed face she's beautiful Unfair


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lurknloiter

Idk but I think we’re burying the lead here….. You on your wedding day. Yowza!


UGAgradRN

I think this was intentional. When women do this, they get crucified. I’m pleasantly surprised I haven’t seen anyone call him out in a rude way, but it’d be nice to give the women a pass, too, from time to time.


momof3inWI

Agreed! Such a handsome fellow and those piecing eyes.


angryshark

Thank you. FYI, our first date was a blind date, and it took 3 dates before I got up enough courage to kiss her. I'm surprised I even got a second date.


lurknloiter

I am not surprised in the least you got a second and third date, lol


blindfire40

Rules 1 and 2 in the steely, sculpted flesh


acidfinland

Sir. Im straight Guy and would give you second date.


TheBestBigAl

Just FYI the phrase is burying the _lede_.


myheadsonfire69

It's Potsie from Happy Days


6NiNE9

This dude is way hotter than Potsie


hdawg187

Hotsie


angryshark

That's been mentioned once or twice before, although it's been some time.


Jonnypapa

Here’s a picture of my wife making a terrible face and me looking like a super-hunk! For the record, you’re both stunning human-beings!!


Wardy_Joubert

Should apply for live action “Archer”


Void_Filler

Do you play lacrosse and like ocelots?


angryshark

No. Competitive pickleball is my current obsession.


Denelorn

Isn't pickleball with table tennis rackets and a wiffle ball? On a tennis court


Focus_Salt

Omg, wow I hope you are just as happy now. This is rich!


angryshark

Thank you. I think we can honestly say we are. We're grandparents to 2 kids and 4 awesome grandkids that live close; my wife retired when we moved into our forever home 3 years ago; I'll be retiring next month, both of us are pretty healthy and we're financially comfortable. I'm looking forward to playing pickleball 24/7 and living to 120.


Focus_Salt

You keep that up! Congratulations on retirement as well.


tropicalginger

Holy shit dude. You look like Alec Baldwin in that photo, and you’ve aged like him too.


Nyllil

Damn, OP. You looked like a model. And your wife as well. I love her hair!


katjoy63

even with her funny face making - I love this pic. You make a very cute couple.