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Axe-wielding man broke into home, stole jewelry and had a shower

Axe-wielding man broke into home, stole jewelry and had a shower

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_metamax_

One could say he attempted a clean getaway, but his efforts went down the drain. Edit: I just read the article and they make the same stupid joke. I should be a journalist.


latouchefinale

Hey at least he brought his own deodorant


nappythenfappy

Tsk. Took me a while.


txdm

Did he make a clean getaway?


Battle_Fish

Unfortunately this is the most unclean getaway ever. DNA must be all over the shower and particularly the U joint of the bathtub.


spaycedinvader

I read the headline and thought florida. Then I read the article.