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Scoob1978

You should go to the hospital or at minimum drink some orange juice.


Rexiviore

Orange juice? I wanna hear this.


Scoob1978

It's something people drink when the give blood to keep their blood sugar level up. Please drink some.


Rexiviore

Done, just thought it was a funny request.


MrAppendixX

lol you do that if someone is hypoglycemic, ie they have given you insulin in the hospital, without you having eaten anything. Then the blood sugar is going to be too low, which can entail a whole lot of unforeseen problems. This blood sugar too low is what you would call being hypoglycemic, the opposite of that would be being hyperglycemic, having blood sugar too high. Anyhow. First of all don’t take anyone's medical opinion on the internet seriously. Second of all the thing you might potentially be worried about, might be getting a hypovolemic shock, which means, having lost so much blood, that the missing volume would cause you to faint or get into an even worse situation. You are obviously capable of thinking, speaking and writing, therefore you won’t be suffering from that right now, but if you keep losing large amounts of blood, that would be the time to get an ambulance. Anyway, keep your ears stiff (we say that in my country to wish someone to stay well and alert)


Rexiviore

Thank you, aha I also wanted to be a nurse when I was younger so I know a lot medically speaking so thankfully I know when to rush to the hospital but right now I’m not concerned as all I’m thinking is food aha. I wish you well!


MoleHester

Nurses are sometime the worst to know when to get help for themselves. We've seen so much worst that we don't take it seriously enough sonetimes.


agygg

This is so true😂 They are also the worst patients to care for, especially in elder care… The tend to know everything better


Rexiviore

Yeah that would explain how I go about my own issues but rattle everything else off and tell friends they should go to the doctors 🤣


Runnr231

Gives medical opinion over internet, then says not to take medical opinion over internet… 🧐🧐🧐


Erdmaennchen23

Halt die Ohren steif mein Kamerad!


dil8er

Yes! I haemorrhaged a few days after a recent op and by god I am so glad I was back in hospital when I went into hypovolemic shock. Genuinely felt I might die. Got given blood transfusion within a few mins - felt like coming back from the brink!


MrAppendixX

That is really uncomfortable, I assume. I guess the worst thing is, you wouldn’t be able to help yourself, even if you knew what you would have to do.


CrathinsP

Def skip the OJ and go the FUCK to the hospital.


Sunadoke1

HOW ARE YOU ALIVE??


Rexiviore

I’m still bleeding albeit just slow enough I think it’s stopped. But yeah kinda wish I wasn’t cause now I’m stuck in the shower homie.


ancientflowers

Your title says you just want to sleep. If you are actually physically feeling like that, you should go to the doctor. I wasn't sure if you were using it as just a phrase or actually how you feel. But after blood loss if you are feeling that way, you should call 911 or whatever the emergency number is where you are.


Memer973562

*Fading away into an endless sleep without pain feels so peaceful.. A feeling of serenity even in death..* Oh yeah, I'm alright Lol.. Totes-Malotes Good Dawg!


Rexiviore

I’m all good now, after a headache and some singin I’m all good, plus the orange juice. I must have just been dehydrated cause I hadn’t done much and then went for a smoke so that all together just ended in a bad time. Also it’s 2:40 in the morning so I don’t think it’s related to the blood loss thankfully


ancientflowers

Glad to hear you're alright! That's some crazy stuff. And (in a weird way) I'm super glad you got a picture of it! Lol.


LinkIsThicc

Is it not normal to become drowsy or feel somewhat weak after losing semi-substantial amounts of blood? Even after just giving blood and the likes? I don’t think that warrants a doctor visit, although OP is definitely lucky that they cleared the clot.


Sunadoke1

How you get better m8.


Rexiviore

Thanks mate !


MusicMangaWeeb

Hahaah I had an incident like this when I was grd4 and something came out of my nose It looked like an organ but it was red and big


blolfighter

A typical adult can lose about half a liter of blood without any ill effects. This looks like a lot less.


issik23

Bro stop doing cocaine


Rexiviore

What type of white guy would I be if I didnt


issik23

A healthy one


charawarma

I looked for the comment but I didn't see it. Try cleaning with hydrogen peroxide. It breaks down the red blood cells (or something like that) and should help to unclog the sink and get rid of the smell. It also works on clothes, but it could bleach them in turn.


Rexiviore

Oooo thanks for the tip. I hate the smell cause everyone else is gonna have to deal with it too.


charawarma

Just a warning, it will probably fizz up a lot, especially the sink. I wouldn't let anyone else use the bathroom until you've cleaned it. Peroxide is cheap, so don't be afraid to use a lot of needed.


Rexiviore

Ooo, okay thank you. Any specific directions or dilution or is it just straight pour?


charawarma

Use it straight! If you can get it with a spray top/put it in a spray bottle it would probably be easier to clean up various flat surfaces. Diluting it with water will only lessen its effectiveness. I would just pour it in the drain though


Rexiviore

Great thanks! Guess it’s time to do some breaking bad level shit


Whotakesmename

what the fuck? that's the first time i've seen so much blood being discharged, what the hell kind of problem was this? man I DO NOT want to look at this


Rexiviore

Same, I’m struggling with cleaning the sink. Literally just got a little too dry.


nuubituubi69

As a person who suffers constant nosebleeds this happens alot


Aggressive_Audi

This.


Whotakesmename

at this capacity? I could fill half a cup with this - it looks like a animal was butchered


Rexiviore

Don’t forget half went in the toilet, shower, and washed down the sink. MESSY


nuubituubi69

Yeah it fucking sucks


Jemimas_witness

You obviously haven’t spent time in a c-section suite. My friend didn’t wear the correct pair of shoes on our obgyn rotation and a uterine artery laceration left 3L of blood on the ground.. soaking his feet


LilVapeMane

Bro go to the doctor.


TheDragon1o1

Looks like a horror movie stabing scene


Rexiviore

You ain’t wrong. Shits nasty.


CxC-gamer

This makes doom look like a tea party


Rexiviore

Oh man, when I looked up I looked like the slayer stopped by for a cup of coffee. I had blood streaming out my nose and out my mouth and felt it slight going to my ears. I’m ready to meet god and see how he likes it.


TheGamingTech7

Did you see a doctor


Rexiviore

No, it’s 2:30 in the morning and I’d rather just drink my juice. I’ll go later in the week and if I die that’s on me.


Anime_Reaper_Girl

“Well shit im dead that sucks”


Rexiviore

“Hey big man! Yeah you! You the motherfucker that killed me with a nosebleed? What do you mean you don’t know what I’m talking about?! Get yo ass over here!”


Anime_Reaper_Girl

Death by nose bleed…still not as bad as kazuma from konosuba


Rexiviore

xD call me master roshi


Cool1Mach

How much blow did you do the night before


Rexiviore

I wish, I’d just finished cooking dinner went to get ready for bed and then BAM. Bathroom reeks of blood


jarjarblinks1234

I can relate, chronic nose bleeder over here. I literally just take a shower now and let it bleed till it stops with a small clot, other wise I have huge blood clots like this and the bleed starts up again.


Rexiviore

Yeah man. Three blood clots and just one clogged the sink. People can’t stand to watch as it comes out but I find joy in their suffering xD Sadly I love a hot shower but I can’t have it hot or else it won’t stop


satiricalspider

Go to the hospital


Rexiviore

Happily although I have a history so it’ll wait for the following week


rabbithawk256

Nosebleed gang rise up


fullcolorkitten

Two tips from this nurse and someone who has regular, heavy nosebleeds - first, every night before bed coat the inside of your nostrils with Vaseline or something else good and greasy. Get it up there too. You don't need globs but make sure you use enough. Second, while you're bleeding put a wet paper towel up your nose instead of just holding tissue there. The clot will cling to the paper towel but won't damage the part stopping the bleeding because it's moist. Only change our the wet nose plug if you have to, less is best. Good luck!


Rexiviore

True saint! Thank you. I’ll have to get use to wet paper tho as my nose is quite sensitive...as you can see.


fullcolorkitten

Wet is MUCH softer than dry - it shouldn't be uncomfortable at all. Myself and lots of little old ladies I've used it on approve!


smashedCrumpet

I had a nosebleed like that a few weeks ago, just woke up with what I thought was a runny nose, a really runny nose. Nope. Blood everywhere, stopped and started every 2 hours or so for 10 hours. Took 2 visits to A&E before I got it cauterised properly and it stopped. 24 hours before I slept again.


Rexiviore

Yeah I understand how you felt. Haven’t slept thankfully don’t have work today aha. Nosebleed suck man. Such a pain in the ass for something so reasonably trivial


DawnWalkerW0lf

With that much blood, GO TO THE HOSPITAL!!


FivoForeign

Visit a hospital, if I was a cop and saw that I would think you just murdered someone.


CrazyDiamond_no

Bro this image was the most relatable thing that i ever witnessed whith my own eyes, for some reason every time that i just scratch my nose a fucking torment of blood just come out, is fucking disgusting but when i meat another person with the same problem, we instantly become friends is like a 40/60


Rexiviore

Yeah man. I get shit like “shouldn’t have been picking your nose” like I’m just existing leave me alone I could have no hands and that would still be everyone’s conclusion like seriously. Once had to work an 8 hr shift and during a rush period I was just face up to the roof as I did everything for like 40 minutes cause no one could cover. Mask looked amazing when my manager asked why I was messing around and I just looked at him. Went from blue to red real fast.


InternetAddict104

For some reason when I looked at that picture I smelled blood


Rexiviore

That’s ALL I can smell. Bathroom reeks of blood and it’s been 4 hrs since I cleaned it.


alphatron10

Jesus I’ve never heard of blood clogging the sink and I have nosebleeds all the time. Now I’m unsettled


Rexiviore

Now imagine a ruler with the thickness of two pencils coming *out* :)


alphatron10

Noooo why just you do this


mishad84

I see that much blood every month. He'll be okay, trust me.


Rexiviore

Ayyeeee my man nose what’s up


[deleted]

i can help you sleep if you want


Rexiviore

Ooooo I’m all ears


[deleted]

come to papa’s lap come *drops knife* you didnt see that


Rexiviore

Oh don’t worry I brought my own *takes a seat* I love your hair by the way!


[deleted]

time to get hypnotized


Rexiviore

Good cause I inhaled a bit of Saturated toilet paper and shit was gross. Take me papa


[deleted]

youre so cute i would adopt you bitch


Rexiviore

Do it pussy


[deleted]

on my fucking goddamn way


Rexiviore

*orgasms violently*


fluffydoggye

when anime characters get hit in the chest be like


Altruistic-Job-2303

I feel ya


FearXHusky1

I get bloody noses a lot and Jesus christ


A-r-12-26-83-2

Jesus


625a1

I had this exact same thing to be if you have little bruises all over you feel and legs and look pale you need to go to the hospital pronto trust me guy


Rexiviore

Other than the mosquito on my leg pretty good thankfully. Did make me panic for a second as I’d been pretty well covered


Chavestvaldt

So, uh, how ya feeling?


Rexiviore

It smells like I just snorted iron supplements and a minor headache but overall good.


Shirowoh

Happened to a buddy of mine, check your blood pressure! Dangerously high blood pressure can cause nose bleeds.


Rexiviore

Ooo, unless I jumped stage two right into hypertensive crisis I’d hope that’s not the reason. Blood pressure is wacky man.


Wunderkrause1

I suffer from nosebleeds like this too and sometimes it gets this bad. Also reminds me of a scene from the movie [Cronos (1993)](https://www.reddit.com/r/CultCinema/comments/mzqztj/cronos_trailer_1993/).


Sad-Monk-8136

I used to get nose bleeds like that quite often, if that puts you at ease bro. Couple times, I would lose a pint of blood at a time & if I tried plugging it it would start coming out the other nostril. Then when a blood clot finally forms you’re forced to be sooo careful cause even touching it again will set it off. I never got to the bottom of it, maybe it was my iron or maybe a weak blood vessel. But either way a cream my doctor prescribed helped me massively, it’s called Naseptin. It contains the active ingredients chlorhexidine dihydrochloride and neomycin sulphate so any cream containing these 2 should do the same thing. It sucks dude, McDonalds once called an ambulance for me cause I made WC look like a murder scene 🤣


Rexiviore

Aha made my McD manager freak out cause I’d been bleeding for a while but just kept my head up, she goes “why are you Fucking around, just do your job properly” so I calmly look her straight in the eyes and my mask just starts filling with blood. Should have covered me when I asked 🤣


zombieeyeball

how are u doing?


Rexiviore

Pretty alright now, chillin with a blueberry muffin 😎


-HeavyAardvarkIS-FAT

i used to suffer with nosebleeds through out the night, i've been told if it goes for longer than 15 minutes go see a doctor, however i found if you prop your head up with two pillows, and arch your head back (like up to the sky) stuff tissue in your nostrils, you should be able to sleep and it'll sort it self out while you're sleeping


fullcolorkitten

Do not tip your head back with a nosebleed. You'll think that the blood is flowing more slowly but it'll be running down your throat and possibly, if you're asleep, into your lungs. At the least you'll swallow a bunch and can end up nauseous and vomiting up old blood.


Doom-State

That happens to me but not nearly as bad so I’m getting it cauterized if I can


Aware_Efficiency_717

This happen a lot? There are some things your dr can do to help if it’s bothersome like that haha


Termin8r_5150

Hit up an ENT doctor if this is a regular occurrence. I have something somewhat similar happening personally.


Rexiviore

Man I haven’t seen an ENT in a long time. Wonder if they’ll remember me aha. I like the idea tho as it’s the type of specialist you naturally forget about. Thanks :)


thegoodzucc123

This shit happened to me like 2 times a week. I went to the doctor and they gave me this thing that blocks the nose so no blood comes out


Rexiviore

I’d rather the blood come out cause after I blocked the first nostril it quickly filled the second then ran down my throat and poured outta my mouth like I was the next big horror movie.


thegoodzucc123

Oh that sucked what I usually did was have my head down so it doesn't go down and just stand there for like 10 minutes


Rexiviore

Yeah I always listened to teachers and what not saying I had to put my head up and in hindsight it’s just so silly. And gross


Kaitensatsuma

Uhhhhhhhh.... When is the last time you had a blood test done? I ask because I've had ***adjacent*** experiences I sincerely hope aren't related to yours.


Rexiviore

I had one probably.... 2 months ago? 3?


Kaitensatsuma

OK platelets? White and red counts alright? I had a lot of nosebleed issues and nose clots when my numbers were acting weird.


Rexiviore

I didn’t get ANYTHING back. My doctor just said I was all clear and nothing concerning so I guess I’ll take her word. It’s a little painful though when doctors withhold things because they think you’ll panic. Had some lady explain what an ECG machine was and that it was perfectly safe and I was like... I may be 17 but I’ve used one. She looked so Fucking confused


Kaitensatsuma

Yeah, well, my Primary Care Doctor insisted my family was overreacting about my regular and spontaneous nosebleeds and it ended up being something they weren't overreacting over. Have your mom ask for a copy of your most recent labs, or if your doctor is in a network check if they don't have a patient website where you can sign up and get access to them yourself. I'm in the North East so a lot of hospitals in my area are in the Yale system in "MyChart", your's might be similarly [https://www.mychart.com/](https://www.mychart.com/)


Rexiviore

Aha bold of you to assume I have a mom. But yeah I’ve gotta ask about all my result results as all my GP and local hospitals and clinics have a network so I guess it’s natural to not give it to patients unless necessary as to be fair Kos people might not understand what they are looking at. Heard someone start panicking because on their doctors note it said epistaxis


Kaitensatsuma

Sorry for the assumption and my condolences if appropriate. I helped my dad through a lot of medical visits too and I used his labs as a basis to have things to ask questions of his doctors about, not to make myself or him panic, or start self-medicating, but sort of like come prepared like you would to a test. I suggest the same. Yeah, we aren't medical professionals but I'd rather ***learn*** what things mean rather than stay completely ignorant.


Samz93206

I've been getting regular nose bleeds as a child so I definitely feel you. What helped them stop was to stay away from foods that thin blood like ginger and garlic.


Rexiviore

Garlic thins blood :( that’s so upsetting to hear.


karlos009

*LICKS AGGRESSIVELY*


Rexiviore

Lap that shit up. Blood ain’t free.


karlos009

get scammed idiot lol


Plenty-Object1853

At least u woke up and it didn’t run down the back of ur throat into ur stomach and then u wake up and vomit phlegm and blood I hate when that happens After a shower u need to put a glob of Vaseline on each pinky and stick it up ur beak Works for me


Future-Agent

Yikes, are you okay?


britishpankakes

I passed out from a nose bleed once, they’re no joke, I still had to clean the toilet afterwards though. Fucking mum


Rexiviore

Mothers can be dicks. Feel bad for you man. Doesn’t matter if it looked like a double homicide and you left the slightest bit of blood. Still got yelled at


britishpankakes

Yeah she gave me pneumonia when I was two by treating a cold with essential oil’s


matt____n

My buddy had something very similar happen to him. His nose made his sink looks exactly like yours. He had a ruptured aneurysm in his nose and required immediate surgery to block it. You should absolutely take this seriously and find your way into an emergency room or hospital.


Rexiviore

Ooo okay this is an interesting response. Thank you greatly!


matt____n

His actually kept bleeding too, for a few days, in fact. Then it worsened and went to the hospital. For him, it happened after a nose injury playing water polo.


Rexiviore

Yikes, water polo sounds dangerous from what I’ve heard aha. Thankfully although I’ve had a few it’s very likely just dehydration, high bp, dry nose, and being a smoker. Otherwise I’d be rushing. And thankfully no further blood noses.


cubes3forsub

yo it looks like someone slit your throat ngl


Fit_Chipmunk_222

METALLLLLLLLLLL dethklok dethklok dethklok dethklok


powdopp

Thank you for tagging this NSFW. Serious blood phobia and I feel weak in the knees just reading a few comments and the title. If it was unblurred I can guarantee I would've fainted. I can just tell by how red the blur is. Hope you got some help, holy cow


instinctive56

Why r/mildlyinfuriating and not r/extremelyinfuruating


Milan_3489_Reddit

I also had a extremly nose bleeding. Its almost 3 months ago, i couldnt go to school, my toiled looked terrible and it was a whole disaster.


J03-K1NG

Did you by chance have a Rhynoplasty recently? I had this happen when I had my Rhynoplasty as well as after I got my jaw moved, I went to the doctor and then it stopped once a big clot came out, but if you weren’t expecting it then you might have some internal bleeding and should definitely go to the doctor ASAP


Rexiviore

Thankfully no that sounds fucked up. I haven’t had any surgeries or any trauma to my face or nose in the last 6 months


CitizenofTheNeoCity

>I just wanna sleep. Nay the demon that resides inside thee resfuses until you are consumed, accept thy fate mortal.


Rexiviore

I’ll inject holy water with air bubbles just to fuck with him


Aggressive-Ad-5316

Forbidden drink I can’t help my self with the comment I did


AySeaDee_

My sister shoved my glasses up my nose once (she was 3 and i was playing dead so you can’t really blame her), and i bled so much that i passed out. It hurt a lot. Probably a similar amount of blood, but idk because i was outside bleeding on the grass.


Rexiviore

Yikes that was truely a kick you while you’re down moment. “Oh you ain’t dead? I can fix that!”


AySeaDee_

Lmfao so true


Aggressive-Ad-5316

I need help to spell noize


Aggressive-Ad-5316

Noice


Jack-Burke

That’s not infuriating, nose bleeds are awesome, especially when they’re your own


Mr_Codfish2007

Shouldn’t you be at the doctors instead of reddit? You would need to gain a few IQ points just to be officially classified as an idiot


BooyaMoonBabyluv

I get that we're in America and our Healthcare system is dog shit, but no ER is allowed to turn you away, regardless if you have insurance or not. Tell them to bill you, at least then you will have a diagnosis, and can get treatment before this escalates. I'm sure you're just being facetious about "if I die that's on me" buuuut I can only imagine you have people in your life who would be devastated if you suddenly passed away from something that could have easily been diagnosed and treated. None of us can tell you what to do or when or how, but, as a former medical care worker, I would strongly encourage you to go to the er or urgent care asap. I hope whatever it is isn't serious, and I genuinely hope you feel better and can get this treated asap. Take care 🤘


Fryxey

First time?


Rexiviore

I think this is my 5th big one now, I’m a veteran now🤣


braiden08

The forbidden strawberry jam


Bolisw

Typing warning but not tagging NSFW does no good ! Fml


Market_Pliers

I used to get these about 2 times a month when I lived in Utah because of how dry it was. They. Suck.


DavidTCEUltra

Damn, you're a fucking anime protagonist, dude.


forcedreset1

If you are having issues with nose bleeds, it's probably the shift in temperature. I do it once or twice a year. Anyways, get some tea tree oil and put it on a cotton swab. Take that and gently put some inside your nose. It helps keep your nose from drying out.


Sea_Fall_1640

Nobody looks at this and says “aww man that’s mildly infuriating


EnteiSensei

uuhhh any updates? How you feeling lol.


Rexiviore

Aha had a nap and here I am with 3k upvotes and a shit ton of people either sharing experiences or giving me tips so pretty alright. Thanks for asking :)


forletiequals0

Aye what’s your blood type?


Rexiviore

I actually don’t know! I was thinking about donating blood to find out, apparently donating blood can help reduce pressure and lower chances of busting open like a water balloon


Nervous-Garbage-5855

Do you have liver problems?


Rexiviore

No but my kidneys be hurtin!


TheGamingBoss20

Man I also hate nose bleeds, mine are caused by picking it too much and it bleeds like a faucet.


Thelordshober22

Bro, be honest, I know you and your girlfriend haven't been doing to well. Just tell us, did you at least hide the body well.


Rexiviore

It was bin day today ;)


Thelordshober22

8'd recommend spraying 1-2 whole cans of febreeze to mask the scent. Don't want passerbys to find your present to the dark lord ęłqčůīŕæ


Lesbianqueen7

I just clicked on the picture without reading the context And oh my Jesus I *NEEDED* context


Rexiviore

Aha yikes sorry about that


Inf_org5

Are you dead or something


Rexiviore

I can’t legally confirm nor deny.


KeyStoneLighter

I’m sorry this happened to you, if you get frequent nose bleeds dm me, I have some suggestions after multiple packings/cauterizing.


Tunafish684

You’re gonna be mildly deceased if you don’t go to the hospital


Testicular_Prolapse

Sliding those blood clots out of your nasal cavity is the best fucking feeling though


Rexiviore

Hate that you aren’t wrong, bonus points if someone watches


Subpixell

I’ve gotten bloody noses so bad that I literally almost suffocate with the amount of blood going down my throat.


cbunni666

Normally periods come out of the vagina.


ladyfree95

I've never had a bloody nose but I feel like this isn't normal...are you okay? Should you maybe go to the hospital? How tf does a clot that big come out of your nose and where did it originate?


frescoverde

Women over here reading all these comments from people who think you’re bleeding to death: 😂


groverjuicy

"...out the other." The other *what?* Nose? Who measures blood clots in inches???? Aaarrrggghhh!


Dokkebee5

So are you like a zombie yet?


Rexiviore

Grrrrrrrrr


Indi1Zahli

The bad nsfw


Master-Friendship-60

Mate welcome to my everyday of summer 2021. It was a routine for me to wake up and have a nose bleed just like yours.. and I haven’t visited a doc yet ✌️


Rexiviore

Aha same man, for the last four years except recently I woke up in the middle of the night not being able to breathe turns out it clotted in my throat so I had to get up and just slowly reach down and pull slowly. That was an experience


kokobeng123

Holy shit see a doctor please


LivingonWater

Bloodthinners. At least aspirin until you can get to a doctor. If you have a clot in your lung, take it seriously. It can kill you in short order


Ryaniseplin

dude fucking go to the hospital this isnt a opinion this is a request you have to go now


Rexiviore

I would but it’s pretty common and my doctor said it’s probably just a mix of whether and all. I’ve got high blood pressure too but doctors normally just show me the door. Too young for anything dangerous I guess?


Ryaniseplin

really that doesnt sound healthy though i would still go just in case you like bursted an artery or something unless you live in the us then its less expensive to die than to go to the hospital


EliteGamer17999

Nice Halloween decoration, *Wait its real?*


Rexiviore

“Hey man Halloween’s already passed? Why do you still have decorations... how’d you get it to smell so real??”


EliteGamer17999

"I agree, wait it isn't a decoration mate"


Eazy705

You been jabbed?


Rexiviore

Yep


Yosskee

Bro I wish I could give you a hug I know that sucks. I hope you feel better and are alright


Rexiviore

Thanks man, I couldn’t sleep so I decided to have a coffee and smoke while the sun was rising but it was ruined by the overwhelming smell of iron. :/ I hope you have a good day man