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Dew4yne

The fact that it is sealed kills me


TheLonePotato

It's the invisible woman's force field!


DrArzt2206

Yes… and i love it and want one


Foxytroll9768679

Me too


highestRUSSIAN

WHERE IS MR POTATO CHIP AND MR COIN?! OH GOD WHERE IS MR. USED TISSUE ?!


OmniYummie

Take it away, penny! Edit: [I'm sorry.](https://youtu.be/Iz_89hv1jQU)


artstaning_daniel

What's wrong with that? It's okay🤔


plutus9

F4 at home


highestRUSSIAN

Don't forget to press Alt


Anthwerp

"Hey, there only 3 in th--- oh."


_Amante_de_la_Moda_

Lol takes a second to get there


highestRUSSIAN

A second? More like a second year


GingerIsTheBestSpice

That's the worst joke I've seen today and i immediately sent it to my friends lol


semechki-seed

I had no idea what it was really about before reading the comments. Thought it was just random stuff in a bag labeled fantastic four and I thought that was the most hilarious shit ever


warpod

I don't know what's Fantastic Four, so I had to google to get the joke. For people like me: there are 4 heroes with superpowers: - Mister Fantastic, a scientific genius and the leader of the group, who can stretch his body into incredible lengths and shapes - the Invisible Woman - the Human Torch, Sue's younger brother, who can generate flames - the monstrous Thing, who possesses tremendous superhuman strength, durability and endurance due to his stone-like flesh.


yoda_condition

This would be funnier for other uninitiated if you put the invisible woman last.


mepmeepmeeep

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zM3U1NYyzeU


Shelldoughnut63

Is that from the brand obvious plant?


ErraticDragon

No, their logo is pretty obvious on their stuff. u/ObviousPlant


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DIY-lobotomy

Wait what? What does that mean?


whitak3r

Normally it's meant as a joke if someone is ranting and you'd reply "sir this is a Wendy's". Like wtf are you doing complaining to the Wendy's drive through guy haha.


tipying_mistakes

I get this is irrelevant but why were you downvoted?!


Spanky_McJiggles

No, but it would still fit in over on r/obviousplant


APiousCultist

Ah, the Fantastic 4. I love Lawsuit Hurricane aka Invisigal, plus The Rock, Stretch Armstrong, and Twisted Firestarter.


sleepysoobie

If fantastic 4 was on wish


FreneticPlatypus

But I don’t see Sue in there.


_Neoshade_

That means she’s naked


-uSlash

😏


monkeyjazz

with her brother?


Atomic235

She's the clear plastic protecting the others?


Discount_Timelord

Vore


-Noyz-

hot


Elxyamguite101

Yea. The others are inside her


MonsterBeast123

r/cursedcomments


Spideyzstudio123

She's invisible cuz she is invisible woman. Won't blame ya took me a second to realise it


FreneticPlatypus

She’s just as transparent as my joke I guess.


Spideyzstudio123

Tru


karriebean

Took me a bit


itsmemario97

Where’s invi- oh… *I’ll take two*


highasagiraffepussy

[Sold by this guy?](https://bestclassicbands.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Dan-Aykroyd-Bag-O-Glass.jpg)


magick-Phlamingo

My first thought was there is only three. Then I used a braincell


tristan_potato1

where could the last 1 be?!


MagnusBrickson

Help daddy get his rocks off


MauriceKing123

Took me a second to find the 4th one


sabbir31x

Utterly Fantastic 🤣


stefan-IX

It took me a while to figure out why it’s only 3


BotTechz

People are amazing, wish I had the ability to sell something like this


Reggin_Eht

Take my upvote


2XxmythxX2

The fourth one is air


doomeroid

Wait because it’s in a bag we would see the bag poke out because of the invisibility


Ayfthisshit

Oh god, seriously


SakeM99

World's flimsiest prison shank


Deathdar1577

Hilarious


whatanalias

I like how they decided to include the lore of the movie by using plastic for Jessica Alba.


Imabigbug

I bet someone farted in it


R8iojak87

Accurate


forrenxes

u/urfavefilipina


8008335

Something something invisible hand of the free market


kartik042

Kid: Mom I want the Fantastic Four. Mom : We already have a Fantastic Four at home. Fantastic Four at home:


NOT_an_ass-hole

sue is the bag what with her force fiedl powers its a very ghighg uqiakclyty smart jkoeek


ProfesorTrash

damn bro did the cops tase you


Fortysevens11

couldn't've said it better myself tbh


pnvv

bro r/ambien is over there


Chainweasel

/r/ihadastroke


ARealHooman

Hey uh…you uhh…you ok?


SpectreNC

As usual, approximately 6-8 month old recycled content that barely belongs in the sub. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/lqnia7/disneys_merch_for_the_new_f4_movie/


VicAdward

"Mom can we have Fantastic 4 at home?" Fantastic 4 at home:


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Where’s the fourth one? 🤔


djac13

Sue Storm of The Fantastic Four is also known as the Invisible Woman.


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Yeah, that’s the joke.


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TheLonePotato

WOW kid you just got [r/WOOOOOOSHED](https://www.reddit.com/r/WOOOOOOSHED/)!!!! 😂😂👀 "Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! 😤😤😂 My joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took me a total of 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🤬 What's that? My joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. I outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭 In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "[r/Wooooosh](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wooooosh/)" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment 😏. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" 😬😲. WOW! 🤪 Another reference I had to explain to you. 🤦‍♂️🤭 I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.😏😂


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r/whoooosh yourself because I was making a joke.


djac13

Oh, NOW I read this.


SusalulmumaO12

u/opyjabal hey detective , solve the riddle


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SusalulmumaO12

What does?


SusalulmumaO12

Reddittors can be really dump downvoting me cause I mentioned a friend! Edit: typo


spookybananadog

Made my day ngl. Its only 06.12 tho


theresabeeonyourhat

I love this so much


Magic_fishXMan8

I’m going to burn my house down with that match


Alwaysxeno

Wait, I can’t see the 4th item in the bag


psycholee

invisible girl.


floopyxyz1-7

the fact that I stared for way too long


Bewerethewolf

The invisible woman is your imaginary girlfriend


Dr_Popc0rn

Peak comedy


Vouru

Where is invi... ohhhhh...


Pictio

I want it


boyikier11

Is the invisible woman the plastic bag or is she suffocating to death with the rest of her team?


CosCham

My first thought was "the gang's all here" before I got it


memBoris

Never thought I will see their netflix adaptation


Fragrant-Prize-7419

Oh the match is for the human touch . The elastic for the bendy guy and rock for the rock dude and nothing for the invisible chick! Maybe I'm not an idiot after all!


Jec1999

The deathly hallows


Foxytroll9768679

The fact is the thing that all of them are there and they’ve should be like this on reality


merrece

This is better than their movie


COOL69420VERYCOOL

Ha


GoodDuijn92

But where is the 4th one? Oh wait... yes, makes sense.


DaRealMe28

It makes me smile, cause I count the things inside and it's only 3 but I remember her powers is invincibility. Hahahaha


spagbetti

As well as invisibility.