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just_glassin_yo

Goddammit. I live here, I hate this, and I hate this Sheriff. He’s been doing this shit ever since he was elected, and sadly the conservatives that run this county/state absolutely love it and eat it up. He’s had deputies kill an inmate with no repercussions, deputies gun down teenagers, and of course this garbage. Scum. At least he built a dog park. /s


arcelyte

I'm in Chicago and would watch the shit out of this. I use to live in Florida. Maybe that's why it's funny to me.


just_glassin_yo

I live in Florida currently. In this dipshits jurisdiction. This isn’t funny.


arcelyte

....to you. Not funny to you. To me. Fucking Hilarious. Crime is so bad down there. They are taking to YouTube to find felons. And I live in a city where people get shot EVERYDAY!


just_glassin_yo

Crime is not that bad down here, I live here. In a normal ass neighborhood, with regular people. Crime is no worse here than anywhere else in Florida or the South in general. These are people, not fucking game show contestants idgaf if they’ve committed a crime or not. Making a mockery of human beings for your own ego is disgusting and objectively unfunny.


arcelyte

Funny...I don't see too many crimes in other states that coin a term like. "Florida Man". You don't hear to many crazy crime story's that begin with, Ohio Man...


just_glassin_yo

Cleveland is the serial killer capital of the country. Also, the reason Florida Man exists in media is because of the way our state laws work, basically treating criminals as less than and allowing their case information to be shared with the media almost immediately upon arrest. That’s why, not because we have more crime.


arcelyte

Yeah.... I lived there. Family still lives there. Was a ER nurse in St Pete for years. The most fucked things I have ever seen a person do to another person. Florida. Not Chicago... Florida.


just_glassin_yo

Anecdotal evidence does not facts make. The point being, fuck Sheriff Wayne Ivey. Have a great night homie, and stay warm up in the tundra.


arcelyte

I'll give you that. Fuck that Sheriff and others like him.


[deleted]

This isn’t funny


PunishedAres

For you.


[deleted]

For anyone. It’s just a list of wanted people and their charges.


not-the-droid-

People should learn to smile for their mugshots.