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Zorro was a dick!

Zorro was a dick!

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Romnonaldao

Tonto hung out with the Lone Ranger, not Zorro


SheriffWyattDerp

Which reminds me of that Far Side cartoon of an elderly Lone Ranger finding out an uncomfortable secret when he reads a language dictionary that defines “kemosabe” as “horse’s ass.”


Xiunte

It's been a really long time but if I'm remembering right, Zorro's sidekick was Bernard and he was deaf/mute. His name may as well have been "Jackass" though. These old shows had a really infuriating habit of making the hero look good by making his sidekick look like a fool. Looking back, that has the same stink to it as minstrel shows and blackface (declaring one person "right" by declaring another "wrong"). Entertainment really says something about society, hearts and minds, etc. I'm getting too deep into a stupid show I used to catch on TV decades ago though, lol. I'm about 70% certain his sidekick was Bernard.


Romnonaldao

seems its Bernardo. also a native american


Xiunte

I was close, lol. I don't remember him being Native American but, like I said, really long time ago. I just remembered he's deaf and mute.


eatyourface8335

Do you mean Lone Ranger?


Rploesser

Sorry yes i meant the lone ranger. Ever since i was a kid i confused the 2. Apparently i still do this...


eatyourface8335

That’s crazy. I wonder if the writers knew.


Genter_Leather

Was funnier with the mistake