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You know you gotta give this dude credit. A lot or chauvinists are all talk and then some shit comes out like they like getting pegged and they send their girlfriend texts like ācan I watch while you get fucked tonight?ā. This dude is like an honest to god rapist and sex trafficker. The nasty bastard you saw was the nasty bastard within.
Thise swords look like cheap wall hanger junk, and he doesnt even know how to hold it correctly. The blade looks chromed and there is not way that hilt fits a propper tang.
Boy is trying to flex with garbage.
Unfortunately idiots are one thing that don't seem to be in short supply. This mutherfucker is a reprehensible cockwaffle. I could never respect, and would actively thwart anybody I knew to be a fan of his.
Funny yes, but equally sad. This idiot has young men looking up to him and he definitely doesnāt represent any decent way to treat women. The only thing people should learn from this guy is how to be a douche.
What do you mean? Real men need swords in their hands to feel masculine and to distract themselves from the inferior sword they come equipped with at birth. /s
She's not a chick, she's "the woman" and she's been told to cook. If she keeps cleaning, she'll know the sword. This would solve so many world problems./s
The more I look at Andrew Tate the more I see gross overcompensation.
Look at his shirt. The guy does not have that impressive of a body compared to plenty of guys I know BUT that cut is awkwardly af specifically to make his body look better than what it is. Like he's still got a nice body but not THAT nice. How sad of a person do you need to be to wear the male version of a push up padded bra for your pecs.
He constantly wears sunglasses to hide his melty nosferatu looking face too.
I don't get his appeal to women. His whole look is so common and generic he might as well be an NPC in real life. Literally saw 2 guys while grocery shopping today that looked exactly like him. If you're traveling in circles where you can fuck rich guys, get one that isn't a fugly rapist that moves to a second world country to avoid prosection?
How to tell this guy isnāt american: he feels completely comfortable waving a sword at people without being worried theyāre going to pull out a glock.
āI asked for katanas, not swords, babe! I want to have ones like Leonardo!!!! You never listen to me! Are my spaghettios ready yet??? Yes, i want extra hot dog in it ā
How do people look at this tryhard and not laugh their asses off? He's like the douchebag boyfriend in every romantic comedy of the past forty years. Imagine witnessing this in real life, like, you're at a party, chilling with your buddies in the kitchen and here's this chinless cretin with his shirt unbuttoned, wearing glasses indoors like an asshole and waving his fucking Mark's Imports sword around like he's the fucking Highlander š
Hey man. I love my swords just as much as the next guy. But that's not at all why I love them and walk around my house with them.
It's because I'm a fucking nerd and a history buff.
Lol this is so laughable. Please tell me men donāt really believe this shit, right? You think a sword is going to have any influence on me? I seriously needed this laugh. Seriously. Even though his comedy is very badā¦.
The woman sees Andrew tate on tv and panics then Andrew tate comes home and the woman panics, Andrew then threatens her with a sword..
āSee now she is calm ā
Girl laying on the ground after being stabbed
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bro how tf is the world so obsessive with this man? mf walks around with a sword in his underwear scamming ppl and being mean to womenā¦ ooohhhhhhh heās bootleg trump just got that
Andrew Tate successfully fought off Covid with a blade alone. Do not question is manliness. He lives sword, dies by the sword, not by punkass Corona Virus
People believe this c*nt. Haha he is a joke. Oh dear men of today, I didnt even think I was much of a man when compared to the classic stereotype but fuck me I look like Clint Eastwood compared to this show boating motormouth.
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Did the sword slice off his chin?
That slack-jawed fck is a real Top G š¤£š¤£š¤£
You know you gotta give this dude credit. A lot or chauvinists are all talk and then some shit comes out like they like getting pegged and they send their girlfriend texts like ācan I watch while you get fucked tonight?ā. This dude is like an honest to god rapist and sex trafficker. The nasty bastard you saw was the nasty bastard within.
āissuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, āgotta hand it to themāā
Tbf: we might, later on, we find out he's getting pegged at this very moment... Tends to happen to rapists in jail
Doubts heās around the other inmates since heās a famous figure. Prob in p.c
Possibly. Post conviction will be another story.
There are some prisons where the door locks tend to 'fail' on cells and the guards are all on break. Hope he ends up in one of those.
Credit for what now???
Yeah...um...no.
Like a ferret with an overbite.
DoppelgƤnger Murr from Impractical Jokers.
sounds like it took a chunk of a frontal lobe with it
I'm guessing that is also where the hairline went.
Those swords got seized by police :))) https://youtu.be/E5iQvK7iyoE?t=36 sorry for the poor quality
Thise swords look like cheap wall hanger junk, and he doesnt even know how to hold it correctly. The blade looks chromed and there is not way that hilt fits a propper tang. Boy is trying to flex with garbage.
Exactly! He had 33 super expensive exotic vehicles yet he picked an off-brand Harry Potter letter opener.
From what I hear everything is getting seize. For compensation to the victims and because it's the proceeds of crime
Houses, vehicles, propertyā¦
They got his sword and his boo-gah-hee.
Iāve forgotten what colour it is already
Gone. It's colored gone.
Even his sword looks douchey.
surprised he wasn't wielding a rapier.
He is rapier
I thought his brother was rapier
TouchƩ
I see what you did there
They like him ebcause deep down, they're a bunch of lsoers who wish they could force themselves on women instead of working on themselves.
Or realists who realize the only way they're going to have a relationship with a woman is by kidnapping one.
This is dark but also true
His technique is trash
Nah he just wants legal problems apparently.
Why, why do people listen to this fuck
Because they're pathetic losers
The pathetic loser demographic is pretty large, easily influenced, and profitable. Just look at the trumpers.
The venn diagram betwixt Trumpers and taters is a circle
Because to losers arrogance looks like authority.
This dude is the douchiest, most insecure douche of all the douches in Doucheville.
And yet he has, probably millions of idiot followers. Such a sad state of the world.
Unfortunately idiots are one thing that don't seem to be in short supply. This mutherfucker is a reprehensible cockwaffle. I could never respect, and would actively thwart anybody I knew to be a fan of his.
Unrelated, but I'd love to hear some more creative insults from you :-)
I guess you can dig through my comment history. Plenty of material there
I'm adding that second sentence to my list of rare insults.
Iām sure heāll be VERY popular and have many friends in prison.
such a douche.
Sacha Baron Cohen do your thing!
Itās so douchey I actually find it hilariousā¦ Like is this real life rn XD needed a good laugh.
Funny yes, but equally sad. This idiot has young men looking up to him and he definitely doesnāt represent any decent way to treat women. The only thing people should learn from this guy is how to be a douche.
Walking around the house threatening your wife with medieval weaponry is about the least manly thing I can think of
What do you mean? Real men need swords in their hands to feel masculine and to distract themselves from the inferior sword they come equipped with at birth. /s
You going to slice Covid in half with a sword?
Shut up! I decide what I do! Cook! Edit: /s just in case
Fuck you! I'm a commander!
I'm brave!
Pretty much what his cell matĆ© says to him edited for accuracyā¦.āShut up and stop crying like the bitch you areā¦now bend over this cell bunk..ā Tate, āPlease donāt hurt me any more Sirā
what was the appeal of this guy?
It was young lost insecure men. Incels. Basically immature children who don't understand life and sex offenders.
Itās pretty sad tbh. He profited off of insecure and mentally ill young men and still so many hail him as some kind of legend or hero.
If this is an example of the quality of the advice this guy was giving, why the fuck was anyone listening to this gibbering moron?
And they say āoh I didnāt listen to his misogyny, I just like how he talked about being independent.ā Mmmhmmmmā¦
This is the funniest, saddest shit ever. Why do we live in the same world as this dude? Must be hell.
 Fuck your swords. I'm an american.
Funny a teenage girl took him down. The irony is palpable.
Did he just say he'd threaten his wife with a weapon?
What wife?
Correction: slave Oh, wait. I'm a woman so I can't correct him. /s
Nah he obviously wouldnāt of been arrested if he had his sword with him, unfortunately he left it on top of his tower of Bugattis /s
Bagotties
This "Top G" is going to be a bottom bitch in a Romanian prison. I hope he gets everything he deserves in life.
He will get his cellmates āswordā every nightā¦.š¤”
All that money and he canāt buy a chin
Why is there just this random shot of that chick cleaning? Lol
She's not a chick, she's "the woman" and she's been told to cook. If she keeps cleaning, she'll know the sword. This would solve so many world problems./s
If she stops cleaning she will know the sword
So you know he isn't bossing around a man. No homo.
To top it all off, he has the voice of a bonafide wanker. Perfect
Yeah I knew he sounded like a dickhead on paper but until I heard his voice had no idea it was that bad. What a dork.
The man who makes him his bitch in prison will hopefully use this on him.
I mean I think he is the douche king, but he was a very good kickboxer....it would probs have to be two guys that make him their bitch.
have fun trying to fight someone 3x's your weight class lmao its prison not the octagon. he can swing those spaghetti noodle legs all he wants
His tiny weight kick-boxing career aināt gonna help him against a prison giant
Is there a special technique to counter shower shanking
Heās so stupid it hurts
Well now the sword is in his ass in jail.
The more I look at Andrew Tate the more I see gross overcompensation. Look at his shirt. The guy does not have that impressive of a body compared to plenty of guys I know BUT that cut is awkwardly af specifically to make his body look better than what it is. Like he's still got a nice body but not THAT nice. How sad of a person do you need to be to wear the male version of a push up padded bra for your pecs. He constantly wears sunglasses to hide his melty nosferatu looking face too.
āItās just a symbol of empowerment.ā Follows this by making an example of using it to threaten your wife. What a guy.
I don't get his appeal to women. His whole look is so common and generic he might as well be an NPC in real life. Literally saw 2 guys while grocery shopping today that looked exactly like him. If you're traveling in circles where you can fuck rich guys, get one that isn't a fugly rapist that moves to a second world country to avoid prosection?
Taint got Thunberged
Does he realize that the whole world is laughing at him?
Why does this idiot always wear sunglasses
Tate Speech sounds like a crime
The world would have been better off if his mother would have swallowed that night.
How to tell this guy isnāt american: he feels completely comfortable waving a sword at people without being worried theyāre going to pull out a glock.
Facts š¤£
Romanian police don't give a shit about his sword
I too keep a sword in my home. A sword of the 9mm series.
āI asked for katanas, not swords, babe! I want to have ones like Leonardo!!!! You never listen to me! Are my spaghettios ready yet??? Yes, i want extra hot dog in it ā
Iām sure heās swallowing many swords now
you need a shit sword to fend off a shitstorm randy
Shitcanes comin' bud
Shithawks
The sword of a thousand truths
People think this dork is cool? š¤£
People actually follow this guy?
Yup
I am betting he is dodging swords now... flesh ones
He reminds me of a neck beard in disguise.
That shirt is the most gay liece of clothing known to man
Oh so he's like actually just mentally ill. Hmm I thought he was just an asshole but he's like.. Definitely not all there.
Imagine thinking this guy is the embodiment of masculinity. Holy shit,
Please make this go away forever and be silent. Thank you
Thank god heās a professional sword swallower.
The people defending this dude as innocent are another level of delusional
Wow I stopped buying swords at the flea market when I got my driver's license
How do people look at this tryhard and not laugh their asses off? He's like the douchebag boyfriend in every romantic comedy of the past forty years. Imagine witnessing this in real life, like, you're at a party, chilling with your buddies in the kitchen and here's this chinless cretin with his shirt unbuttoned, wearing glasses indoors like an asshole and waving his fucking Mark's Imports sword around like he's the fucking Highlander š
Lol dudes fuckin 11 years old.
Dumbest mf in the world
I thought he was called trigger don ? Not rapier rattler
The fact silly wee boys obsess over this man is madness. Still a good indicator of what's been lurking though.
If it was mandatory for every woman to learn how to use and carry a sword with them at all times a lot of other problems would also be solved.
I swear this is an elaborate character heās decided to play, I canāt actually believe somebody is like this by default.
I remember that sword from the raid footage. Maybe he can have it back at the end of his sentence.
Oh, heās gonna have a sword fight in prison if you know what I mean.
Hey man. I love my swords just as much as the next guy. But that's not at all why I love them and walk around my house with them. It's because I'm a fucking nerd and a history buff.
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He doesn't even know how to hold a sword he kept putting his fingers above the guard.
Only douchebags wear their shirts like that.
I want a sword, but he ruined it. 
When you want to sound sophisticated but you have the emotional development of a thirteen year old boy
Criiiiinge
I don't think hes going to do well in prison.
Wow , is he serious?
little andys buttplugs look sharp.
Sure as shit won't be an option in prison.
Lol this is so laughable. Please tell me men donāt really believe this shit, right? You think a sword is going to have any influence on me? I seriously needed this laugh. Seriously. Even though his comedy is very badā¦.
Itās called he doesnāt want to get in trouble for pulling a gun on someone so he walks around with a sword to compensate
The woman sees Andrew tate on tv and panics then Andrew tate comes home and the woman panics, Andrew then threatens her with a sword.. āSee now she is calm ā Girl laying on the ground after being stabbed š
Waste of oxygen
My new response to anyone I hate is āIām a commander. Fuck you.ā š
Was he just a character all alone? This is some sketch comedy shit
This person is a moron and a shitstain on society.
Holy shit, he is way worse than I realized. I already thought that he was pretty bad, but he is even worse than that.
How did anyone take this moron seriously? š
Well of course if he had a sword he could just slice the incoming COVID right tf in half. Silly women.
This guy is a tool
So to feel secure in his own house, he needs a sword to back him up in a regular conversation? Oh how man has fallen!
I mightāve laughed less if he hadnāt looked like a thumb
Mall ninja idiot
Sword vs FBI BEGIN
Who taught the human scrotum how to talk
He also has been filmed beating women
God, I cant unseen him as lex luther for some reason. I hate him so much.
The brave warrior and his sword wasn't enough to drop his arch nemesis, a woman who looks 13
This guy is a sword. A pork sword.
He's like the nemesis in a bad movie - so over the top all you can do is just watch in abject incredulity.
He is the type of asshole that would request a sword from a blacksmith, then kil him over the price in front of the blacksmiths kid
Do a finger check... Six?
bro how tf is the world so obsessive with this man? mf walks around with a sword in his underwear scamming ppl and being mean to womenā¦ ooohhhhhhh heās bootleg trump just got that
How does such a fit/strong guy come across as so insecure so quickly?
Flaming douche canoe!
ExTrApiLaE iT
He's such a disgusting POS. Lock him up forever.
i think that guy is technically manic or hypomanic
Honestly before the whole arrest thing I thought he was just a really intricate Sacha Baron Cohen skit
Lmao that's a good one, where can i watch more episodes of these comedy skits?
This crap made him rich?
Stop spamming this shit.
He could be a character in Family Guy or something. Quagmires lost brother
His power can only exists by feeding off of others. Without validation for his vitriol he is just a lost little boy.
That's why he has an underdeveloped chin. It makes it easier to latch and feed. Validation Vampire.
Be quiet. Cook lol
He talks like he needs to burp
Thats the shit knive you use to cut too huge Sausages
Are we all 100% sure this guy isnāt somehow Andy Kaufman? Cause thatās fucking hilarious.
Heād definitely kick my ass, but he also sucks ass
Great, he ruined swords now i got to get rid of mine :(
Watch out microorganism he got a sword
The silence while he is locked up is golden
Lol I find this funny Donāt take him too seriously guys xx
If more men walked around with a sword there would be less men.
Andrew Tate successfully fought off Covid with a blade alone. Do not question is manliness. He lives sword, dies by the sword, not by punkass Corona Virus
He's a joke. Reminds me of Borat.
Yāall idiots. This is satirical. He knows what heās doing lmao
He talks like a scared ninth grader. āLook how tough I am.ā
Am I supposed to believe the airsoft guns aren't working?
What a fuckin Dicktater
This guy is just a huge dork. How is he so successful?
Lol, the phallic replacement runs deep
Hes a fucking tool
Where are now Tate, sitting in a jail cell.
People believe this c*nt. Haha he is a joke. Oh dear men of today, I didnt even think I was much of a man when compared to the classic stereotype but fuck me I look like Clint Eastwood compared to this show boating motormouth.
This guy is so loveable, I can't understand why anyone hates him.
āwe should start wearing masks!ā ābut i have a swordā