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Van-Daley-Industries

Did the sword slice off his chin?


M_is_for_Mmmichael

That slack-jawed fck is a real Top G 🤣🤣🤣


manchesterthedog

You know you gotta give this dude credit. A lot or chauvinists are all talk and then some shit comes out like they like getting pegged and they send their girlfriend texts like “can I watch while you get fucked tonight?”. This dude is like an honest to god rapist and sex trafficker. The nasty bastard you saw was the nasty bastard within.


Bernie_D

“issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, ‘gotta hand it to them’”


DecisionCharacter175

Tbf: we might, later on, we find out he's getting pegged at this very moment... Tends to happen to rapists in jail


expiredcoochi

Doubts he’s around the other inmates since he’s a famous figure. Prob in p.c


DecisionCharacter175

Possibly. Post conviction will be another story.


Head_Razzmatazz7174

There are some prisons where the door locks tend to 'fail' on cells and the guards are all on break. Hope he ends up in one of those.


janj4h

![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


daisydaisydaisy12

Credit for what now???


[deleted]

Yeah...um...no.


Za_Lords_Guard

Like a ferret with an overbite.


Popular_Bass

Doppelgänger Murr from Impractical Jokers.


drkole

sounds like it took a chunk of a frontal lobe with it


[deleted]

I'm guessing that is also where the hairline went.


xxerse

Those swords got seized by police :))) ​ https://youtu.be/E5iQvK7iyoE?t=36 ​ ​ sorry for the poor quality


7grendel

Thise swords look like cheap wall hanger junk, and he doesnt even know how to hold it correctly. The blade looks chromed and there is not way that hilt fits a propper tang. Boy is trying to flex with garbage.


CartographerOk5391

Exactly! He had 33 super expensive exotic vehicles yet he picked an off-brand Harry Potter letter opener.


WholesomeTJSykes

From what I hear everything is getting seize. For compensation to the victims and because it's the proceeds of crime


GMAN90000

Houses, vehicles, property…


lilpumpgroupie

They got his sword and his boo-gah-hee.


Capt_takh

I’ve forgotten what colour it is already


mekonsrevenge

Gone. It's colored gone.


christopia86

Even his sword looks douchey.


youra6

surprised he wasn't wielding a rapier.


MikeUnderstands

He is rapier


dlp2k

I thought his brother was rapier


MikeUnderstands

Touché


Lalas1971

I see what you did there


[deleted]

They like him ebcause deep down, they're a bunch of lsoers who wish they could force themselves on women instead of working on themselves.


mekonsrevenge

Or realists who realize the only way they're going to have a relationship with a woman is by kidnapping one.


[deleted]

This is dark but also true


SkRu88_kRuShEr

His technique is trash


Environmental-Arm365

![gif](giphy|R51a8oAH7KwbS)


Desperate-Spray337

Nah he just wants legal problems apparently.


superbuffuno

Why, why do people listen to this fuck


Doomblud

Because they're pathetic losers


Blanknameblank818

The pathetic loser demographic is pretty large, easily influenced, and profitable. Just look at the trumpers.


Chekovs_tums

The venn diagram betwixt Trumpers and taters is a circle


HowVeryReddit

Because to losers arrogance looks like authority.


FlamingPileOfKidneys

This dude is the douchiest, most insecure douche of all the douches in Doucheville.


Fear51

And yet he has, probably millions of idiot followers. Such a sad state of the world.


FlamingPileOfKidneys

Unfortunately idiots are one thing that don't seem to be in short supply. This mutherfucker is a reprehensible cockwaffle. I could never respect, and would actively thwart anybody I knew to be a fan of his.


iamonewiththeforce

Unrelated, but I'd love to hear some more creative insults from you :-)


FlamingPileOfKidneys

I guess you can dig through my comment history. Plenty of material there


Head_Razzmatazz7174

I'm adding that second sentence to my list of rare insults.


GMAN90000

I’m sure he’ll be VERY popular and have many friends in prison.


darthnip

such a douche.


Brief_Light

Sacha Baron Cohen do your thing!


Zealousideal_Ad_4118

It’s so douchey I actually find it hilarious… Like is this real life rn XD needed a good laugh.


darthnip

Funny yes, but equally sad. This idiot has young men looking up to him and he definitely doesn’t represent any decent way to treat women. The only thing people should learn from this guy is how to be a douche.


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

Walking around the house threatening your wife with medieval weaponry is about the least manly thing I can think of


Sassy-Snake4

What do you mean? Real men need swords in their hands to feel masculine and to distract themselves from the inferior sword they come equipped with at birth. /s


No_Victory9193

You going to slice Covid in half with a sword?


scary_truth

Shut up! I decide what I do! Cook! Edit: /s just in case


wrecktus_abdominus

Fuck you! I'm a commander!


RealNiceKnife

I'm brave!


GMAN90000

Pretty much what his cell maté says to him edited for accuracy….”Shut up and stop crying like the bitch you are…now bend over this cell bunk..” Tate, ‘Please don’t hurt me any more Sir”


Eternal_Bagel

what was the appeal of this guy?


WholesomeTJSykes

It was young lost insecure men. Incels. Basically immature children who don't understand life and sex offenders.


moldyroseflower

It’s pretty sad tbh. He profited off of insecure and mentally ill young men and still so many hail him as some kind of legend or hero.


ThordurAxnes

If this is an example of the quality of the advice this guy was giving, why the fuck was anyone listening to this gibbering moron?


dragoono

And they say “oh I didn’t listen to his misogyny, I just like how he talked about being independent.” Mmmhmmmm…


PainFlavoredBaby

This is the funniest, saddest shit ever. Why do we live in the same world as this dude? Must be hell.


kamikaze1981

![gif](giphy|164G4BQmtJ2GXRbml3) Fuck your swords. I'm an american.


imajokerimasmoker

![gif](giphy|1SfxXOJ0Q2Xni)


[deleted]

Funny a teenage girl took him down. The irony is palpable.


Lamplorde

Did he just say he'd threaten his wife with a weapon?


MaksR1

What wife?


Aurora--Black

Correction: slave Oh, wait. I'm a woman so I can't correct him. /s


Jonahmaxt

Nah he obviously wouldn’t of been arrested if he had his sword with him, unfortunately he left it on top of his tower of Bugattis /s


5ango

Bagotties


fappyday

This "Top G" is going to be a bottom bitch in a Romanian prison. I hope he gets everything he deserves in life.


GMAN90000

He will get his cellmates “sword” every night….🤡


Ginchy1971

All that money and he can’t buy a chin


Chinito1994

Why is there just this random shot of that chick cleaning? Lol


Nondescriptish

She's not a chick, she's "the woman" and she's been told to cook. If she keeps cleaning, she'll know the sword. This would solve so many world problems./s


MikeUnderstands

If she stops cleaning she will know the sword


RealNiceKnife

So you know he isn't bossing around a man. No homo.


johnnymurdo

To top it all off, he has the voice of a bonafide wanker. Perfect


photo_synthesizer

Yeah I knew he sounded like a dickhead on paper but until I heard his voice had no idea it was that bad. What a dork.


boxedcrackers

The man who makes him his bitch in prison will hopefully use this on him.


Yakstein

I mean I think he is the douche king, but he was a very good kickboxer....it would probs have to be two guys that make him their bitch.


CaptainBillyum

have fun trying to fight someone 3x's your weight class lmao its prison not the octagon. he can swing those spaghetti noodle legs all he wants


Capt_takh

His tiny weight kick-boxing career ain’t gonna help him against a prison giant


remembertracygarcia

Is there a special technique to counter shower shanking


IHaveNoReflection

He’s so stupid it hurts


darkfiend_21

Well now the sword is in his ass in jail.


OberainX

The more I look at Andrew Tate the more I see gross overcompensation. Look at his shirt. The guy does not have that impressive of a body compared to plenty of guys I know BUT that cut is awkwardly af specifically to make his body look better than what it is. Like he's still got a nice body but not THAT nice. How sad of a person do you need to be to wear the male version of a push up padded bra for your pecs. He constantly wears sunglasses to hide his melty nosferatu looking face too.


yodawgchill

“It’s just a symbol of empowerment.” Follows this by making an example of using it to threaten your wife. What a guy.


00Raeby00

I don't get his appeal to women. His whole look is so common and generic he might as well be an NPC in real life. Literally saw 2 guys while grocery shopping today that looked exactly like him. If you're traveling in circles where you can fuck rich guys, get one that isn't a fugly rapist that moves to a second world country to avoid prosection?


flight_1901

Taint got Thunberged


PlatformStriking6278

Does he realize that the whole world is laughing at him?


Pitiful-Meatball

Why does this idiot always wear sunglasses


Droid-Man5910

Tate Speech sounds like a crime


Adventurous57

The world would have been better off if his mother would have swallowed that night.


[deleted]

How to tell this guy isn’t american: he feels completely comfortable waving a sword at people without being worried they’re going to pull out a glock.


M_is_for_Mmmichael

Facts 🤣


Fact-Adept

Romanian police don't give a shit about his sword


Windfall_The_Dutchie

I too keep a sword in my home. A sword of the 9mm series.


CrystalPepsi79

“I asked for katanas, not swords, babe! I want to have ones like Leonardo!!!! You never listen to me! Are my spaghettios ready yet??? Yes, i want extra hot dog in it “


Zealousideal_Amount8

I’m sure he’s swallowing many swords now


ssslobonmeknob

you need a shit sword to fend off a shitstorm randy


makeorbreak911

Shitcanes comin' bud


pigeyejackson66

Shithawks


LaleR3232

The sword of a thousand truths


CulrBlndPnutButtr

People think this dork is cool? 🤣


Purple_Expert822

People actually follow this guy?


josedaniel9

Yup


KnightzEnd2

I am betting he is dodging swords now... flesh ones


Ninjapediadotcom

He reminds me of a neck beard in disguise.


Ogbordangladazor

That shirt is the most gay liece of clothing known to man


PuppiPappi

Oh so he's like actually just mentally ill. Hmm I thought he was just an asshole but he's like.. Definitely not all there.


Extreme_Assistant_98

Imagine thinking this guy is the embodiment of masculinity. Holy shit,


Sorcererslk

Please make this go away forever and be silent. Thank you


No-Personality-7567

Thank god he’s a professional sword swallower.


bluntmasterkyle

The people defending this dude as innocent are another level of delusional


Aggroculture110

Wow I stopped buying swords at the flea market when I got my driver's license


Key-Constant-5717

How do people look at this tryhard and not laugh their asses off? He's like the douchebag boyfriend in every romantic comedy of the past forty years. Imagine witnessing this in real life, like, you're at a party, chilling with your buddies in the kitchen and here's this chinless cretin with his shirt unbuttoned, wearing glasses indoors like an asshole and waving his fucking Mark's Imports sword around like he's the fucking Highlander 🙄


JohnBrownOnDrugs

Lol dudes fuckin 11 years old.


MechanicbyDay

Dumbest mf in the world


this_shit-crazy

I thought he was called trigger don ? Not rapier rattler


hydration1500

The fact silly wee boys obsess over this man is madness. Still a good indicator of what's been lurking though.


weblackrosesgrowhere

If it was mandatory for every woman to learn how to use and carry a sword with them at all times a lot of other problems would also be solved.


Wonderful-Media-2000

I swear this is an elaborate character he’s decided to play, I can’t actually believe somebody is like this by default.


Bertie637

I remember that sword from the raid footage. Maybe he can have it back at the end of his sentence.


thomasj31

Oh, he’s gonna have a sword fight in prison if you know what I mean.


DevelopmentSuch2731

![gif](giphy|eh1zOgKrMLKfgMoyzh|downsized)


Tarpup

Hey man. I love my swords just as much as the next guy. But that's not at all why I love them and walk around my house with them. It's because I'm a fucking nerd and a history buff.


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Caiphas_cian

He doesn't even know how to hold a sword he kept putting his fingers above the guard.


[deleted]

Only douchebags wear their shirts like that.


russian_connection

I want a sword, but he ruined it. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sleep)


AlesusRex

When you want to sound sophisticated but you have the emotional development of a thirteen year old boy


B0swell_D0ddler

Criiiiinge


KnowledgeableSloth

I don't think hes going to do well in prison.


Maskedbandittrader

Wow , is he serious?


Special-Iron-6385

little andys buttplugs look sharp.


wontholdthedoor

Sure as shit won't be an option in prison.


joyceiphone80

Lol this is so laughable. Please tell me men don’t really believe this shit, right? You think a sword is going to have any influence on me? I seriously needed this laugh. Seriously. Even though his comedy is very bad….


JULY_PROBABLY

It’s called he doesn’t want to get in trouble for pulling a gun on someone so he walks around with a sword to compensate


JULY_PROBABLY

The woman sees Andrew tate on tv and panics then Andrew tate comes home and the woman panics, Andrew then threatens her with a sword.. “See now she is calm “ Girl laying on the ground after being stabbed 💀


_Qwertydude_

Waste of oxygen


AmazonianChicana

My new response to anyone I hate is “I’m a commander. Fuck you.” 😭


NoCureForChencer

Was he just a character all alone? This is some sketch comedy shit


Obi-Juan_Valdez

This person is a moron and a shitstain on society.


Wheresmydelphox

Holy shit, he is way worse than I realized. I already thought that he was pretty bad, but he is even worse than that.


yomamma3399

How did anyone take this moron seriously? 😆


friedricenbeans

Well of course if he had a sword he could just slice the incoming COVID right tf in half. Silly women.


scootty83

This guy is a tool


KitaClassic

So to feel secure in his own house, he needs a sword to back him up in a regular conversation? Oh how man has fallen!


WeekendLazy

I might’ve laughed less if he hadn’t looked like a thumb


artmobboss

Mall ninja idiot


Pretty-Injury2483

Sword vs FBI BEGIN


AlesusRex

Who taught the human scrotum how to talk


skuzzlebutt36

He also has been filmed beating women


YaBoiSeverus

God, I cant unseen him as lex luther for some reason. I hate him so much.


Present_Cress334

The brave warrior and his sword wasn't enough to drop his arch nemesis, a woman who looks 13


soppinglovenests_alt

This guy is a sword. A pork sword.


Freaksenius

He's like the nemesis in a bad movie - so over the top all you can do is just watch in abject incredulity.


SLIP411

He is the type of asshole that would request a sword from a blacksmith, then kil him over the price in front of the blacksmiths kid


Za_Lords_Guard

Do a finger check... Six?


hot-koko

bro how tf is the world so obsessive with this man? mf walks around with a sword in his underwear scamming ppl and being mean to women… ooohhhhhhh he’s bootleg trump just got that


TheSufferingBooth

How does such a fit/strong guy come across as so insecure so quickly?


SeanOfTheDead1313

Flaming douche canoe!


DryResponsibility723

ExTrApiLaE iT


ImAngryAndCommitted

He's such a disgusting POS. Lock him up forever.


bettyx1138

i think that guy is technically manic or hypomanic


fredthrowaway8

Honestly before the whole arrest thing I thought he was just a really intricate Sacha Baron Cohen skit


sadonly001

Lmao that's a good one, where can i watch more episodes of these comedy skits?


ecotripper

This crap made him rich?


Bangeederlander

Stop spamming this shit.


HighGroundException

He could be a character in Family Guy or something. Quagmires lost brother


Bluccability_status

His power can only exists by feeding off of others. Without validation for his vitriol he is just a lost little boy.


Za_Lords_Guard

That's why he has an underdeveloped chin. It makes it easier to latch and feed. Validation Vampire.


ttvz00m

Be quiet. Cook lol


No_Introduction7007

He talks like he needs to burp


Bgratz1977

Thats the shit knive you use to cut too huge Sausages


countricola

![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


[deleted]

Are we all 100% sure this guy isn’t somehow Andy Kaufman? Cause that’s fucking hilarious.


booger4me

He’d definitely kick my ass, but he also sucks ass


Ahhhrealmonsterzz

Great, he ruined swords now i got to get rid of mine :(


thisdude_00

Watch out microorganism he got a sword


daniesza

The silence while he is locked up is golden


Eye_Adept1

Lol I find this funny Don’t take him too seriously guys xx


Menifife

If more men walked around with a sword there would be less men.


[deleted]

Andrew Tate successfully fought off Covid with a blade alone. Do not question is manliness. He lives sword, dies by the sword, not by punkass Corona Virus


Pitiful_Brief_6424

He's a joke. Reminds me of Borat.


OrganizationOk6882

Y’all idiots. This is satirical. He knows what he’s doing lmao


mmio60

He talks like a scared ninth grader. “Look how tough I am.”


standstilldamit

Am I supposed to believe the airsoft guns aren't working?


MrLaughingFox

What a fuckin Dicktater


mrrando69

This guy is just a huge dork. How is he so successful?


benport727

Lol, the phallic replacement runs deep


diydave86

Hes a fucking tool


teejeebee

Where are now Tate, sitting in a jail cell.


Eastern_Seaweed_8253

People believe this c*nt. Haha he is a joke. Oh dear men of today, I didnt even think I was much of a man when compared to the classic stereotype but fuck me I look like Clint Eastwood compared to this show boating motormouth.


lowkeysmash_ong

This guy is so loveable, I can't understand why anyone hates him.


thebest_antichrist

“we should start wearing masks!” “but i have a sword”