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vintagesauce

I wonder if he has been evasive for the server.


AAVale

That was my first thought too, tbh; no one wants to serve papers at a funeral, that’s last resort material.


Sup-Mellow

It was technically in the parking lot too, according to Nicole Young. The headline makes it seem like she turned to him during the funeral proceedings and served him with initial divorce papers.


gildedtreehouse

The lawyer was dressed as the Grandmother and popped out of the casket, serving the papers….perhaps.


reelandry

[Gene Parmesan, private eye](https://imgur.com/gallery/Iu2rM)


zacharym2

Ahhhhhhhhhh gene


justlurkinout2

Isn’t he the best


Ginektonic

Gene was far from the best.


GunShowZero

God I miss her


devils899

Her? (Michael’s confused face)


73ld4

It’s just some idiot with balloons.


datboiofculture

AHHHHHH!! GEEENE!


isabelmustdie

The picture in my head shouldn’t be as funny as it is


AUTHENTICSLAPPING

Surprise muthafucka


Uaeladen

Then shouted “Gotcha’ Bitch!”


Moxson82

If my husband doesn’t serve me papers like this I’ll make him stay married to me forever!


ThePatManJones

That’s so dumb you think that’d actually happen man, the lawyer would def use a process server. Lol


jvarq

Gotcha Andre!!!


bryter_layter_76

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Here’s your divorce papers, go get fucked.


jarjerbinks69

He was in the middle of his speech at the pulpit. /s


Miguel-odon

Judges might even consider that sort of behavior negatively, if the person hasn't been evading.


FaceMaulingChimp

A vindictive ex wife would relish serving divorce papers at a funeral.


AAVale

Vindictive exes don’t do the serving, they don’t even hire the server, the law firm will do that and they and the server don’t want bad press. When shit like this happens, it’s inevitable that the person being served was trying to fuck around, male or female.


Prineak

When I divorced my wife, my attorney asked me if I wanted to have her served, emailed, or snail mailed. I told him I would just deliver it myself. So uh, yeah you definitely have a choice.


Hades_Myth

Ehh he’s assaulted her enough along with threatening her with a gun multiple times don’t feel too bad


AMC_Tendies42069

No document server would want to do it at a funeral. He most definitely has been evasive and this was their only chance.


NothingsShocking

Of course he was. For as rich as he is, he’s evaded tiny issues like when he got into a fender bender once and he swapped information with the other party. Gave his cell as a contact number which was tested on the spot and worked. Figured it was dr. Dre, minor damage, report to insurance no biggie (lol) but he ends up disconnecting his phone and the info from the papers was all under his friends name who denied everything and it was all over like $300.


Mutated_seabass

Whoa I’ve never heard of that!


unbalancedforce

It would be SO hard to serve papers to a celebrity.


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bonersoup4

Serving an attorney is not the same as serving an individual. The attorney has no legal obligation to deliver that paper over to their client. I actually learned this yesterday from a coworker of mine who worked for several years as a non-bonded subpoena server.


culverhibbs14

If they are their personal attorney under payroll and it’s reasonable that it would get to the individual you can definitely serve the attorney after using other efforts to serve the individual. But if it’s just their attorney is just someone they use and isn’t on their payroll then no you can’t just serve their attorney on their behalf.


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culverhibbs14

Ya lol 2L here so I feel your pain.


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LanceOnRoids

Lol, got what? Graduated 8 years ago, got yourself into a shitty career is what you did 😂


agpc

Baby lawyers are so cute. One more year of pAin hahahahaha


lawyeronreddit

Not in all states. Many states a lawyer has to affirmatively state “I will accept service on behalf of my client.” There’s plenty of clients I represent that I wouldn’t accept service for a variety of strategic reasons.


Jrobalmighty

I think they're being facetious


jannyhammy

100% he lives in a gated community and was impossible to serve.


ptizzle9

Process servers are allowed to enter private gated communities. They are also allowed to enter private property including jumping over a fence if necessary. Not the smartest move but it is allowed. Source: used to be a process server


GreatOneLiners

Dude gotta do an AMA


ptizzle9

I have some good stories for sure. Maybe one day.


ourtomato

Me too ptizzle fo shizzle


TheSocialGadfly

Hit me up too, just like you did when serving papers.


GreatOneLiners

Better tag me!


randrews32

“I’ve been looking for you. Got something I’m supposed to deliver-your hands only”


Joenutz13

Were you in Pineapple Express?


Heroshade

So what would the… well, process be for getting into the community. Just buzz the office and say “I’m here to serve someone?”


jannyhammy

But he could have so much security preventing it. This guy isn’t poor by any means.


BowwwwBallll

Don’t dodge process server and you won’t get served at inopportune times. Simple math really.


Unfadable1

He doesn’t do simple math, he does Aftermath.


q215

Seems Shady to me


DarkIlluminatus

This is too good to be a reply to a reply to a reply lol


DGB31988

How do you serve divorce papers to a dead guy locked in Eminem’s basement?


LargeSackOfNuts

Feminist women love Eminem


WornInShoes

Chica chica chica slim shady I’m sick of him


SandyDelights

Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what, flippin' the you-know-who


xandra_enaj

Yeah but he’s so cute though


falling_sideways

Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose but it's no worse than what goes on in your parents bedroom


musicisgay

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose


matt_neo

My bum is on your lips


ijustbrood

,My bum is on your lips.


victorlives

And if I’m lucky you might just give it a little kiss *smooch*


wizard_of_awesome62

I mean, can't be that hard, at least you know where he is right and isn't going anywhere?


BreakingBob

She didn’t forget about Dre


Connorwithanoyup

Ok but how old was his grandmother?! Dre is almost 60 and his GRANDMOTHER just NOW died?!?


kronosdev

Grandma at about 40 with a mom at about 20 with a toddler Dr Dre. It isn’t unheard of. A lot of the teen moms from my high school had parents who were under 40. It just happens in some economically and socially stressed communities.


Connorwithanoyup

Ok, that does make sense, dont know why I didn’t consider that the case lmao


surfershane25

If you can have kids at 14, you can have a newborn with a 14 yr old mom, a 28yr old grandmother, a 42 yr old great grandmother, a 56yr old great great grandmother, 60 greatx3 grandmother 74 greatx4, 88greatx5 and a 102 greatx6 grandmother. You can feasibly fit nearly 8 generations in 100 years. Edit: it’s 7 not 8, 50+14 is 70, 84, 98. It felt wrong because I did 100/14 and it was 7 something so I was surprised when it was 8.


masashiro83

Lived in Ireland, met a housemate who was a grandmother at 32


LastLadyResting

Someone I knew from my school days is a grandmother for the second time this year. She’s 37.


thebigleobowski

My grandparents are of quite average age, like 45-50 years older than me


acidpopulist

That’s how old a lot of 1st time parents are these days.


Fabulous-Increase301

Someone in Belfast became a granny at 29


Scully__

A family member became a grandmother at 33 too


MySockHurts

It’s basically Idiocracy


Scully__

Ummmmm rude?


MySockHurts

?? No, have you ever seen the movie? It’s about how the uneducated pump out babies like rabbits, and so people become grandparents at a young age, while the educated tend to wait longer to have kids and have fewer children/grandchildren.


pudds

I once dated a girl who ended up a grandmother at 33. She had her first child at 15 (not mine), who was 12 at the time we dated. Her daughter then had her first child at 18. When I was still in the picture (prior to the last child), there were 5 generations alive in that family. Not certain whether the child was born in time to make it 6 or not, but it's plausible, great-great grandma wasn't actually that old at the time (in her 80s).


a_few

Thank you for this lol, I’ve always wondered about this but never done the math


surfershane25

Technically you could fit more generations but obviously it’s even more problematic.


greenleaf187

My cousins grandma was 16 when she had his mother, and she had my cousin at 16.


TheBaddestPatsy

I know someone like that too, she was a grandma by about 33


RunThatIn

i’m 35 and my great grandmother is still alive and well. it’s not that abnormal


AnakinSmash436

Meanwhile I’m 16 and my grandma is dead, never mind great grandma.


PainIsMyHealing

Meanwhile at 12 I only had my mother left


unbillable9897

I’m 41, I have one Grandma living, both Grandfathers living and I lost my maternal Grandma about a month ago. Granted they all started families young and my parents were very young when I was born.


CTeam19

My great-grandfather was born the year the American Civil War started. I am 34.


rpgguy_1o1

A lot of teen pregnancy in housing projects. He had his own kid when he was 16.


Nbk420

My wife’s grandma is the same age as my mom. Some generations are a lot faster than others.


RyFromTheChi

I’m 36 and I woman that I grew up with became a grandma 33. She had a girl at 16 and then her daughter had one at 17.


Square_Fox7025

Note: not a real Dr.


GunnieGraves

Breaking News: Dr. Dre being sued for practicing medicine without a license.


scarletperson

Next you’re gonna tell me Snoop Dogg isn’t really a dog!


LockedOutOfElfland

Well yeah he transformed into a Lion for a while. So he’s a weredog maybe. Or a werelion.


FilthyStatist1991

“I got a PhD in social anthropology. I'm still dumb.” -actual Dre quote I hate when people use this statement to make people with PhD shamed. A PhD in a specific subject is something to be proud of.


Square_Fox7025

No question. I always assumed it was just a title he adopted. I was wrong. I mean, how many musicians or entertainers have a doctorate? http://www.foulentertainment.com/news-shorts/dr-dre-completes-doctorate-becomes-dr-dr-dre I stand corrected. Respect


rickrat

OMG you mean that Ice Cube is not really a rectangle of frozen water?


Hemispheres2002

It’s Fuck With Dre Day apparently.


MRintheKEYS

“Ya’ll muthafuckas thought I forgot about Dre.” — Process Server


Tough-Leadership6412

Imagine getting a tap on your shoulder and handed an envelope as your grandmother is being lowered down. I’m more surprised we did not have a BREAKING NEWS: DR DRE ARRESTED AFTER BEATING A MAN TO DEATH.


LoopLobSmash

Ah ah! Temper Temper!


Packerfan1992

Mr Dre. Mr NWA


DarthCuyler

Mr. AK, comin’ straight outta Compton, y’all better make way.


MonstersGrin

How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?


Ghstfce

Cuz he don't need to go the same route that I went


ImSoberEnough

A bloodstains orange after you wash it three four times but that’s normal ain’t it Norman?!


EntropyFighter

Reading between the lines of the TMZ story I think his camp is the one trying to get the story out and her camp was asked for comment. I find it unlikely he was served next to the coffin. And I don't know why her camp would know what happened unless there's video. It's just two rich people trying to be miserable to each other. Dre has enough money to make her go away 100 times over. But he's trying to stick it to her. And she's willing to engage in that behavior. These are people who would rather be 'right' than happy.


howdoeseggsworkuguys

Tell ‘em!


sixtus_clegane119

The process server was Dee Barnes “What you say motherfucker?”


DanWallace

Nah he only hits women.


CubanLynx312

BEAT by Dre©️


popcornbevin

I think he only hits women.


idontsmokeheroin

That’s because they probably sent a young white woman who I assume pulled up directly to him on a teal Vespa.


princesspinata

This guy needs to stop getting married, doesn’t he already pay an obscene alimony to his last wife?


twelvekings

It's the same person, they were married 24 years. She wants more


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Good ol American greed.


Exktvme4

Let's keep it realistic. If you aren't pulling out all the stops to keep from being served papers, you don't get ambushed at a funeral. Shitty situation all around, but Dre isn't the victim in this story.


will9630

He’s a billionaire. He doesn’t have a 9-5 like us where they can track him down. It was probably the only public place they knew he would be without his assistant saying “he’s not here”


Temporary_Nobody

He’s about to be half a billionaire


figgityfuck

Probably the only way they could get to him to get him served tbh


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ICeBeRG380

Is this true or an assumption? Just asking, I don’t know but id like to know.


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drugsarebadmmk420

How the fuck is Dr dres grandmother just now dying? Isn't Dre like 60? His grandma gotta be 100


Saemotouchez

Dre got a homeless daughter.


tonysnight

Who takes out expensive rental cars right lol. Could have bought a car with that money.


GoodNewsNobody

Shoulda got that insured, Geico for your money


Mister_Rogers69

Who I don’t feel sorry for. He’s tried to help her in the past financially but she does stupid shit with her money & that’s why she’s homeless. If I had a rich estranged dad give me 20k the last thing I’d do is go rent a fucking luxury vehicle to flex on some fake ass friends.


Saemotouchez

Perhaps she didn’t need the money. Perhaps what she needed was a father.


DID_IT_FOR_YOU

Lots of people grow up without fathers or mothers and are able to work a job and build a life. Is the situation shitty? Yes, but she needs to take personal responsibility as well because nobody else is gonna do it for her. She can accuse Dre and others as much as she wants but that’s not gonna put food in her stomach and a roof over her head. She’s an adult and has to look after herself. She was already luckier than other people to get a lot of money from Dre as most people get nothing.


karlris

Ohhh, that’s a toxic mindset.


Freethecrafts

She’s an adult. She needs a job and self sufficiency.


Saemotouchez

Oh you’re one of those.


Freethecrafts

At the point people can make their own choices, they need to take responsibility for those choices.


walter_on_film

I agree, however it cannot be understated that poor social skills and combative personalities begin at the home.


BUTT_CHUGGING_

BOOTSTRAPS YEAHHHH BUDDY GET PULLIN


PeanutPinkNose

LOL. Fantastic


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Mister_Rogers69

Ah yes, everyone has ass-friends


playboycartier44

Honestly, it’s a pretty open secret he’s a pile of abusive garbage. He has homeless daughters, while he became a billionaire. Abused Michel’le and just about every woman he’s been with. The Chronic is one of my fav albums of all time, but it serves him right.


TheBaddestPatsy

I just don’t really give af what misfortunes befall woman-beaters.


MajorKoopa

damn. she forgot about dre.


TheRealFrankCostanza

That’s the level of give no fucks I want to be at


Friendly_Bostonian

His grandma must have been like a billion


eggn00dles

he beat a woman and went unpunished. god works in strange ways (really not so strange if you think about it)


hannamarinsgrandma

Women plural, at least four


SleazyMak

*legal process plays out as designed by the people running it* “God works in mysterious ways” lmfao


eggn00dles

what happened to the legal process the first time he beat a woman?


wowlolcat

Where was god?


DID_IT_FOR_YOU

How dare you eggn00dles say that when you beat on me every day!! And nobody dare ask for proof as that’s just sexist! Everyone knows an accusation is all that’s needed, if eggn00dles wasn’t guilty then they’d never be accused. After all it’s not like I’m in a bitter divorce with them where I’m looking to get millions in monthly support. I definitely have no other incentives to falsely accuse eggn00dles. So don’t you dare ask for proof!


Simaul

Are you seriously asking for proof he beat her from a guy who has a reputation of beating women?


Xstar25

I can’t read “served…papers” without thinking of Pineapple Express.


RexRuther69

You mean like you shine shoes?


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QuarterLifeCircus

Her lawyer would not be serving the papers. It’ll be the process server or someone working on behalf of the courts, the neutral third party. The fact that they had to do it at a funeral means either the server is a lazy ass who didn’t want to find him another time, or was unable to find him another time and had no choice. Source: I work with the process server in my county.


TEAandWET

Shout out to Dale Denton!


him1087

The protest servant.


WaylonandWillie

Like a butler?


deebosbike

Like Dre beats on women cold?


blazerbillyray

20k a month for “phone, cell phone, email” How could anyone see that and think that’s legit


CptS2T

So divorcing Dr. Dre pays better than my 6 years of higher education? Shit


louiebagadonuts

Damn, that’s Gangster


cmeza83

That’s gangster


darthsteevious

That’s some godfather level gangsta


Edgrr_Allan_Bro

Ouch. At least let the guy mourn in peace and serve him after.


PorcelainScrote

God damn that is rough


Nihil_Cow

They have a prenup and she is claiming they verbally agreed it was void, how’s that work?


tricoloredduck1

Wow total confrontation that she and her legal team are complete dog shit human beings.


stilettoz_n_bluntz

He’s a serial piece of shit cheater who had babies behind her back fuck him He seems like the ultimate jerko I bet you he’s been making her life hell for her to feel like she had to come to that


Soggy-Llama

One thing is for certain. That mother fucker did NOT forget about Dre.


SansomeStreetHo

Guy is an asshole and probably deserved this


Jackandmozz

While dr Dre has done a lot for music... he’s not a good guy.


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Muthaphuck Dre muthapuck death row. Here comes my left blow


uxl

Oh…I’m sure Eminem is gonna have some very creative stuff to say about this…


Juice_Almighty

Fuck Dre mans is a serial abuser. But i feel badly about how he got served considering the occasion.


DaveMeese

The dude who served him figured this would be the best way to become an infamous rap lyric.


PorkDaddy420

I wonder if she got Beat by Dre


kram1973

That shit’s colder than his memaw!


damndammit

Minting a new word for this kind of thing. Brutalarious!


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bruceleeperry

He wasn't served w divorce papers.....*the article itself* says it was demands for money related to an ongoing divorce. Way to bait the headline pffft


xpolpolx

Should have signed the prenup!


Nomzai

Prenup doesn’t matter for any income earned after the marriage. His Apple Beats deal was not even that long ago and that is what made him super rich. They were married in 1996 and at that time he was almost broke, having just left Death Row with basically nothing.


xpolpolx

I think your facts on Dre’s music career and earnings are indeed correct, but coming from a legal studies background I can say that a prenuptial agreement does indeed apply to future earnings and/or assets acquired if explicitly stated in the agreement. A prenuptial agreement does not only apply to assets and earnings held before the marriage. https://www.danddfamilylaw.com/does-a-prenup-protect-future-assets-and-earnings/


xpolpolx

And to add on my last comment without editing it, it’s mostly common for athletes to add clauses specifying how their future earnings and/or assets will be split in the case of a divorce. It’s very common for professional athletes to reach higher earning potential the longer the stay in their league, so these types of agreements are actually mostly done for them. There are tons of cases on this that I would be happy to share with you too.


Checkmynewsong

His wife is losing the PR battle here.


wellwaffled

But Dr. Dre said….


SillyMikey

But won the jackpot $


Jon_the_Hitman_Stark

Imagine doing nothing and demanding 300k a month in spousal support…


snookieny

That's really cold!


applepiefight

Lmfao mother fucker knows how to get the job done.


massotravler

I tried to get my deceased partner sister served order of protection papers at a funeral. Is it a low and wrong, yes but this meth addict of a women is always on the run and they can never find her for months.


Infantry11B420

I can only hope someone gets served at my funeral


Cuntable

Goddamn...that's cold.


yourmamasmamasmurf

What a gold digging ho.