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I’m more of a waffle cone guy

I’m more of a waffle cone guy

MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/0Js7fw6.png)


begleco

The 1st one is clearly the superior ice cream cone


HitLuca

Like, there's no debate here Edit: what are you doing reddit?! Now this is my most upvoted comment of all time


ssijmijajo7w7

I, as the 69th upvoter, agree with your statement


Imanirrelevantmeme

He has more authority than all of us combined!


Sir_Ehds

Legend has it that only one could rival his power, and that is the 420th upvoter


LucidYT0_0

As the wise wizard has always said, the first cone is always the correct cone


PiXidoesSOCIALIZE

1st cone speaks in advanced


Responsible_Theory70

Rookie numbers the 69,420th upvote is the odin


nlign

He is upon us, *somewhere.*


Snoc_boi

69?!?!!1 holesum!1!1


LilAttackPug

I like the last one better than all of them but I will admit that the first one gets the job done like no other


HotF22InUrArea

Last One always tastes like cardboard but sometimes just hits right


[deleted]

Last one is best for soft-serve swirls of ice cream. Scoops go in the first one, the most traditional. Middle one is for fun with Turkish ice cream.


777Infinity777

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science??


SleightOfHand87

This. Man. Is. A. Genius.


chizuya

I like the ones that taste like cardboard. Like actually. Similarly to the one in the middle. I don't like the left one.


LemonLimeMelon

Ah yes, the cardboard cone. It's always my pick too!


Dextrofunk

Yeah who the hell is picking the styrofoam one


M1S3RY365

Only someone in a straight jacket could choose the one on the right.


josh183rd

i use to eat them without the ice cream


Legosheep

Are they difficult to eat with both hands bound?


josh183rd

Depends of the type of way they are bound


David-E6

You probably have a favorite restaurant toilet water as well though.


thinkinboutthembeanz

Quiznos toilet water is pretty good


Perry4761

Was it before or after you drank your daily glass of paint?


Professional_Ad_8384

Yessir


CertanlyNotAther10

My man!


bell83

If I could fistfight you in this thing....


Whiskey_Latte

I'd join in


AdStrict9035

I guess I'm in a straight jacket


dainternets

Nah one on the right is perfect for soft serve from the machine. Fills all those little gaps and gets way down in the cone. You got a bunch of soft serve and then this crunchy ice cream filled treat at the end. Put hard scoop ice cream into that one though and yeah, right in to the straight jacket you go.


alxine2539

fuck you


harbringer_happiness

I'd choose the one on the right. I like my ice cream to dominate, not my come.


MirrorwebewrorriM

Yeah, those are crunchy, chewy cardboard


Kingslow44

They're good for soft serve though.... waffle is for scoops.


secret58_

Without a doubt yes


Mackattackblack

Waffle


HeroineoftheStory_

waffle is best


ScytheyBoi

speak the truth


UnknownSpecies19

Especially if there's chocolate in the tip


ButtaSoHot

Ain’t nothing wrong with getting a little chocolate on the tip.


soki03

Especially when it’s freshly made.


Awanderinglolplayer

It’s definitely best, but 2 is more acceptable for size. 3 is for soft serve only


IchBin_Intelligent

Yes


nazipartykkk

Whichever goes up my ass easiest


GhostFyreHD

r/HolUp


sourpickles0

r/WatchHolUpDie


pbugg2

Well that sub was a cess pool


taylor1288

That sub is trash


thegreenman56

Reddit users when they see literally any joke


BopDatBussy

Not a holup.


jakob832

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AdoptedRanger

I think he wants it going up and down not just held up there


Indie_Dev

How does this have 300+ upvotes? It's because of people like you that subreddit is ruined.


GhostFyreHD

to be honest man i have 0 idea people must of missed the downvote button


moldycrystals

Middle


nazipartykkk

I don't know I kinda like the blunt ended one.....the size reminds me of my uncle


moldycrystals

Why not all


nazipartykkk

Uncle hasn't used me that much yet


potato-vender

so your grandpa chopped off the head?


EatYourGrandpa

I prefer a struggle


nazipartykkk

A struggle harder than a dark souls boss sounds nice


TheNerdLog

Lucky for you, IGN has called waffle cones the Dark Souls of shoving desserts up your ass


SanekSez

Yummy, chocolate


nazipartykkk

Don't forget it's a lil chunky babe


Toeckie

The harder, the better.


[deleted]

Well I mean, the 2nd one obviously…


emobangs

3, but nostalgia plays a big part here!


DAN-EXE

You Monster... How the hell you eat it fast enough? Those things always leak after some min


xuav_Rice

Nah u just suck at eating ice cream cones, your supposed to lick the sides to it don’t drip.


lost_angel26

I’d just eat the whole bottom. The little grid design trapped the ice cream lol


SebasH2O

You gotta bite the bottom off and suck the ice cream through it


_PotatoCat_

Amateurs, just vore the whole fucking thing


Furystar1703

the middle cone is best for doing that I remember when I used to buy a rainbow sherbet from Baskin Robins and at the end I just suck through the bottom and get a brain freeze


trashmammal1113

That was always the best part.


PrimAndProper69

That little grid design is such a delight to little kid me, perfect amount of cone and ice cream to end. Do we know who came up with it?


Neck-King

“Your supposed to lick the sides so it don’t drip.” 😏


KushKapn42069

but the crunch hits different, and when the ice cream makes it moist, I get orgasms it's so good


Cybornetic-Goat

True


woctaog

Yeah, I mean I know #1 is the better cone, but nothing tastes of childhood quite like #3.


theatomicbomb74

Or tastes of cardboard, by the time I was 12 I couldn’t take it. All the ice cream places around me that had those had like 1-2 year old boxes, so maybe I’m just unlucky


NexusGrey

This. I was gonna choose 3 but then, I remembered that without the ice cream, those tasted like communion wafers and had the texture of a thin cardboard.


TutiGamer-_-

That shit tastes like fucking cardboard


Faghs

That’s why we like it


CertanlyNotAther10

*Lightly sweetened, easy to eat cardboard


Poketronus

Flaky cardboard


JugoDePescado

it's the best damn cardboard i've ever eaten


Rupe_Knabu

I didn’t know fucking cardboard had a taste associated with it. Usually there’a just a sharp, scraping pain on my dick, but there’s supposed to be a taste too?


Comprehensive-Bat841

Same


stringcheesetheory9

I just had one of these yesterday for the first time in easily ten years and it realllly brought me back


whaaatanasshole

Also instead of leaking onto your shirt you get a bite of soft cone and melted ice cream at the end.


Aka2ora

That very last cylindrical bite is honestly the best part, I always savor it.


HouseDogPartyFavors

Yes when the ice cream leaks into the crevices…. So fucking good. That last bite at the bottom is divine


bottle_O_pee

If you like anything but waffle comes you're a psychopath


jigalaka

Waffle cum 🤤


XX1Zapper1XX

excuse me, what?


caramio621

Did he stutter?


ihussinain

**NO**


matthigast

# Wᴀғғʟᴇ ᴄᴜᴍ!


SorryScratch2755

Double waffle cone


SebasH2O

**WÄFFLË €ÜM**


pizzaboieatspizza

I think mean you malep stryup


ThadiousTerpington

I prefer my waffles stomped sir.


Stumbles229

Oh no


ionlywantdamemes

3rd one is beat tho


laserox

I prefer them left to right, but they are all good. Waffle (left), sugar (middle) and wafer (right) (For those unfamiliar with the names)


Seilorks

The right one can also called a cake cone


Squiddo11

The right one is also made of fucking styrofoam


readingduck123

Tbh it's made airy to insulate the coldness of the ice cream and I think it's pretty smart.


Hot_Construction6879

If you can’t hold and ice cream cone because it’s too cold, you are weak and will not survive the ice cream culling.


blogorg

Less that and more to insulate the ice cream itself, and keep it solid for longer.


Hot_Construction6879

Yeah I’m dumb.


Temporal_P

Dumb, but strong.


9-lives-Fritz

If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough


melifesux

The right one is also reserved for absolute psychopaths


Jerryskids3

I've always heard them called cake cones. They're pretty bland and I don't see why anyone would prefer them to the waffle cone.


Soap-Sandwich

They’re soft and airy, that’s why. Personally, I prefer them. I just feel like the hard texture of a waffle cone just interrupts with the softness of your ice cream.


humblenoob76

the contrast of crunch is good man what the fuck are you talking


ThatGuyWithAVoice

Right? Give me the fuckin crunch


AvicadosFromMexico

I like how airy they are but they taste like cardboard to me


justs0meperson

>I don't see why anyone would prefer them to the waffle cone Because they don't leak out of the bottom like waffle cones do. That's why I prefer them over waffle cones.


Jerryskids3

Well, that's why you put a plug of chocolate at the bottom of the waffle cone.


I_NEED_YOUR_MONEY

The only reason anybody prefers them is because they aren't a $2 upcharge


laserox

Interesting!


THE_TORTILLA_MAN

Dude cake cones feel like styrofoam… Definitely crunchy waffle cones :)


aiathrow

But it's like that g o o d styrofoam, you know what I mean?


THE_TORTILLA_MAN

I guess the texture could be called good but the taste is just kinda meh. I know cake cones are nostalgic but waffle cones are so much better. They have a significant and nice taste and a hearty crunch


coolygo

Nah man, just tasteless, horrible styrofoam.


The_Smashor

I mean, I love waffle cones, but at least cake cones aren't as bad as actual styrofoam.


Squiddo11

Damn I didn’t know I wasn’t the only one thinking it taste like styrofoam, I feel so much better now


Bigbucketofpiss

This is a very unpopular opinion, but, The third one, fight me.


29eadae

I grew up on cake cones and prefer them to waffle any day. I'll admit waffle cones are good but cake cones will always be #1 for me


Libertyorsafety

You like flavorless styrofoam that leaks in like 2 minutes?


AIbirdo

Yes


Stumbles229

We are definitely the underdogs here but yeah, cake cone ALL the way! I'm looking for the flavor in my ice cream, the cone is to enhance the experience. Waffle cones are clearly a superior product but they're too sweet with my ice cream, they always leak and they get soggy so fast. If you know what you're doing that cake cone gives the perfect crunchy wafery texture to hold that cold creamy ice cream, don't get me started on that last bite when the ice cream gets squished down into that crispy creamy bite... it's one of my favorite things in this life. Mmm.


raykindo65

Yeah the way the ice cream gets packed into the grid at the bottom and you can have one last bite of ice cream wonton. That's the stuff.


Cobra_McJingleballs

I walked in here thinking the top comment would be #3, no question. Lol at myself.


OHoSPARTACUS

cake cones are the way brother, waffle cones are overrated


crispytacofan

It drips the least and isn’t as hard to chew! It’s my favorite too.


useless_perfection

1


el-gro-buzze

middle one just to get that crunchy top part but ice cream in a cone is ice cream in a cone


Summoorevincent

Sorry I don’t like soggy ass waffle with my ice cream. Sugar cone gang.


ratgirl10000

100% sugar cone. By a mile


doooom

PREACH


digitaljosx_

Exactly


apipoulaitchai

Yeah! Gotta have that cone crunchy and thhhick!


n_botm

Same here. Waffle cones are ok, but they are so big! I like ice cream as much as the next guy, but I want to be able to eat ice cream when I'm 65, not die of heart disease and diabetes when I'm 50. And anything less than a double scoop in a waffle cone feels like you are mostly eating waffle.


Ceedox

2 all the way


AvidCircleJerker

Dude same. I feel like the first one with all that ice cream feels like I’m gonna give myself diabetes.


MoarTacos

Isn't the second one literally called a sugar cone? That's like, diabetes fast tracked.


n_botm

Yeah, but it is a much smaller cone, the pic is not to scale. A sugar cone works just fine with a child sized scoop if you just want a little treat instead of a full meal of ice cream. A waffle cone feels empty unless you have 2 large scoops.


Hananelroe

Bowl


theirsign

Had to scroll too far, bowls (or cups) are vastly superior to any cones


SorryScratch2755

Root beer float🥤


THEMIKEBERG

This is the way.


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hey_J_tits

I've found my people. All these cone folks commenting up above making me feel all weird. Cones pretty much taste like styrofoam...I don't crave them or need them at all.


hvanschaick

Now here’s the real winner


bobdoodlesmerf

waffle bowl


CloseDoughnut37

Bowl


MrDocFin

mine is the left one


thewardengray

Bowl. Cones are yucky.


Kajibojki

The waffle one! THE WAFFLE ONE!!!


coolygo

*YES*


JBTriple

Bowl


Cow-Rat-Hybrid

The last one tasting like cardboard


Jerryskids3

If you're Catholic, you know that taste as The Body of Christ.


CertanlyNotAther10

Ayyyyyyyyy nice one!


Layin-the-pipe

Fuck a cone in getting it in a bowl


AcuteShark

sugar cone and NOTHING ELSE 😤😤😤


GhostFyreHD

Left one ftw


Smart-Impression-190

Cake cone


No_Magician_9289

Cake cone!


Sreekar617

1 is clearly superior


I-need-a-name1

If the third one was bigger it would be my favorite


meow_myau_miao

I think the left one. It is nice and crunchy.


cursedbones

None


[deleted]

[удалено]


vudo_vulpix

1. Can hold a lot of ice cream, good shape comes in hand easy but might leak sometimes 2. Less capacity to hold ice cream, doesn't leak but often has bad flavours 3. Less capacity, difficult to hold, crunch is not the best


moldycrystals

Also 3 is flavorless like eating a wasp nest


Rorywizz

Wasp nests don't taste too bad.


LargeFatherKai

Cone 1: 10/10 Cone 2: 8/10 Cone 3: 6/10


Memanders

Agree with the exception of cone 3, it’s -7000/10. Seriously it’s the most disgusting food source on earth


LargeFatherKai

I meant to type 6/10 for Cone 3 oops. In my opinion, it’s not disgusting but really quite lacklustre compared to the others.


coolygo

"I too like eating my icecream with a tasteless cardboard cone" cone three is just awful


Skarfa

Honest tie between pure waffle style and kiddie waffle style (1st and 3rd) pure waffle gives you waaaaaay more ice cream, but the kiddie waffle is so satisfying to eat, especially when you get to the very end and you have that little cup of half melted Ice cream that soaked into the cone and makes it soft. Bliss.


Okelleigh1106

don't hate me but I grew up with the 3rd one so I like that one better


Blargy3

2 is the most efficient for ice cream consumption, but 3 is the best


nhyoo

3rd one


OddyLitch

Cake cone. It’s cheaper


ionlywantdamemes

3rd one


KBGtheMemeLord

Cake cones 4 life


TwixSpurkle

It depends on what kind of ice cream you’re having


XsniperxcrushX

As long g as it tastes good I don't quite care.


Starkiller721

If u pick the sorry excuse for an ice cream cone on the right I will judge you greatly. It’s just styrofoam


schnee11

Lol you think I’m paying the 20 cents to upgrade from the basic cone


Snowave7

U use cone? I hold ice cream with my hands!


thefurnaceboy

This is obviously in order from best to worst from left to right... And yet I love the shitty one