I’m more of a waffle cone guy
By - DamonDaDemon2007
The 1st one is clearly the superior ice cream cone
Like, there's no debate here
Edit: what are you doing reddit?! Now this is my most upvoted comment of all time
I, as the 69th upvoter, agree with your statement
He has more authority than all of us combined!
Legend has it that only one could rival his power, and that is the 420th upvoter
As the wise wizard has always said, the first cone is always the correct cone
1st cone speaks in advanced
Rookie numbers the 69,420th upvote is the odin
He is upon us, *somewhere.*
I like the last one better than all of them but I will admit that the first one gets the job done like no other
Last One always tastes like cardboard but sometimes just hits right
Last one is best for soft-serve swirls of ice cream. Scoops go in the first one, the most traditional. Middle one is for fun with Turkish ice cream.
Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science??
This. Man. Is. A. Genius.
I like the ones that taste like cardboard. Like actually. Similarly to the one in the middle. I don't like the left one.
Ah yes, the cardboard cone. It's always my pick too!
Yeah who the hell is picking the styrofoam one
Only someone in a straight jacket could choose the one on the right.
i use to eat them without the ice cream
Are they difficult to eat with both hands bound?
Depends of the type of way they are bound
You probably have a favorite restaurant toilet water as well though.
Quiznos toilet water is pretty good
Was it before or after you drank your daily glass of paint?
If I could fistfight you in this thing....
I'd join in
I guess I'm in a straight jacket
Nah one on the right is perfect for soft serve from the machine. Fills all those little gaps and gets way down in the cone. You got a bunch of soft serve and then this crunchy ice cream filled treat at the end.
Put hard scoop ice cream into that one though and yeah, right in to the straight jacket you go.
I'd choose the one on the right. I like my ice cream to dominate, not my come.
Yeah, those are crunchy, chewy cardboard
They're good for soft serve though.... waffle is for scoops.
Without a doubt yes
waffle is best
speak the truth
Especially if there's chocolate in the tip
Ain’t nothing wrong with getting a little chocolate on the tip.
Especially when it’s freshly made.
It’s definitely best, but 2 is more acceptable for size.
3 is for soft serve only
Whichever goes up my ass easiest
Well that sub was a cess pool
That sub is trash
Reddit users when they see literally any joke
Not a holup.
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I think he wants it going up and down not just held up there
How does this have 300+ upvotes? It's because of people like you that subreddit is ruined.
to be honest man i have 0 idea people must of missed the downvote button
I don't know I kinda like the blunt ended one.....the size reminds me of my uncle
Why not all
Uncle hasn't used me that much yet
so your grandpa chopped off the head?
I prefer a struggle
A struggle harder than a dark souls boss sounds nice
Lucky for you, IGN has called waffle cones the Dark Souls of shoving desserts up your ass
Don't forget it's a lil chunky babe
The harder, the better.
Well I mean, the 2nd one obviously…
3, but nostalgia plays a big part here!
You Monster... How the hell you eat it fast enough? Those things always leak after some min
Nah u just suck at eating ice cream cones, your supposed to lick the sides to it don’t drip.
I’d just eat the whole bottom. The little grid design trapped the ice cream lol
You gotta bite the bottom off and suck the ice cream through it
Amateurs, just vore the whole fucking thing
the middle cone is best for doing that I remember when I used to buy a rainbow sherbet from Baskin Robins and at the end I just suck through the bottom and get a brain freeze
That was always the best part.
That little grid design is such a delight to little kid me, perfect amount of cone and ice cream to end. Do we know who came up with it?
“Your supposed to lick the sides so it don’t drip.”
but the crunch hits different, and when the ice cream makes it moist, I get orgasms it's so good
Yeah, I mean I know #1 is the better cone, but nothing tastes of childhood quite like #3.
Or tastes of cardboard, by the time I was 12 I couldn’t take it. All the ice cream places around me that had those had like 1-2 year old boxes, so maybe I’m just unlucky
This. I was gonna choose 3 but then, I remembered that without the ice cream, those tasted like communion wafers and had the texture of a thin cardboard.
That shit tastes like fucking cardboard
That’s why we like it
*Lightly sweetened, easy to eat cardboard
it's the best damn cardboard i've ever eaten
I didn’t know fucking cardboard had a taste associated with it. Usually there’a just a sharp, scraping pain on my dick, but there’s supposed to be a taste too?
I just had one of these yesterday for the first time in easily ten years and it realllly brought me back
Also instead of leaking onto your shirt you get a bite of soft cone and melted ice cream at the end.
That very last cylindrical bite is honestly the best part, I always savor it.
Yes when the ice cream leaks into the crevices…. So fucking good. That last bite at the bottom is divine
If you like anything but waffle comes you're a psychopath
Waffle cum 🤤
excuse me, what?
Did he stutter?
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Double waffle cone
I think mean you malep stryup
I prefer my waffles stomped sir.
3rd one is beat tho
I prefer them left to right, but they are all good.
Waffle (left), sugar (middle) and wafer (right)
(For those unfamiliar with the names)
The right one can also called a cake cone
The right one is also made of fucking styrofoam
Tbh it's made airy to insulate the coldness of the ice cream and I think it's pretty smart.
If you can’t hold and ice cream cone because it’s too cold, you are weak and will not survive the ice cream culling.
Less that and more to insulate the ice cream itself, and keep it solid for longer.
Yeah I’m dumb.
Dumb, but strong.
If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
The right one is also reserved for absolute psychopaths
I've always heard them called cake cones. They're pretty bland and I don't see why anyone would prefer them to the waffle cone.
They’re soft and airy, that’s why. Personally, I prefer them. I just feel like the hard texture of a waffle cone just interrupts with the softness of your ice cream.
the contrast of crunch is good man what the fuck are you talking
Right? Give me the fuckin crunch
I like how airy they are but they taste like cardboard to me
>I don't see why anyone would prefer them to the waffle cone
Because they don't leak out of the bottom like waffle cones do. That's why I prefer them over waffle cones.
Well, that's why you put a plug of chocolate at the bottom of the waffle cone.
The only reason anybody prefers them is because they aren't a $2 upcharge
Dude cake cones feel like styrofoam…
Definitely crunchy waffle cones :)
But it's like that g o o d styrofoam, you know what I mean?
I guess the texture could be called good but the taste is just kinda meh. I know cake cones are nostalgic but waffle cones are so much better. They have a significant and nice taste and a hearty crunch
Nah man, just tasteless, horrible styrofoam.
I mean, I love waffle cones, but at least cake cones aren't as bad as actual styrofoam.
Damn I didn’t know I wasn’t the only one thinking it taste like styrofoam, I feel so much better now
This is a very unpopular opinion, but,
The third one, fight me.
I grew up on cake cones and prefer them to waffle any day. I'll admit waffle cones are good but cake cones will always be #1 for me
You like flavorless styrofoam that leaks in like 2 minutes?
We are definitely the underdogs here but yeah, cake cone ALL the way! I'm looking for the flavor in my ice cream, the cone is to enhance the experience. Waffle cones are clearly a superior product but they're too sweet with my ice cream, they always leak and they get soggy so fast. If you know what you're doing that cake cone gives the perfect crunchy wafery texture to hold that cold creamy ice cream, don't get me started on that last bite when the ice cream gets squished down into that crispy creamy bite... it's one of my favorite things in this life. Mmm.
Yeah the way the ice cream gets packed into the grid at the bottom and you can have one last bite of ice cream wonton. That's the stuff.
I walked in here thinking the top comment would be #3, no question.
Lol at myself.
cake cones are the way brother, waffle cones are overrated
It drips the least and isn’t as hard to chew! It’s my favorite too.
middle one just to get that crunchy top part but ice cream in a cone is ice cream in a cone
Sorry I don’t like soggy ass waffle with my ice cream. Sugar cone gang.
100% sugar cone. By a mile
Yeah! Gotta have that cone crunchy and thhhick!
Same here. Waffle cones are ok, but they are so big! I like ice cream as much as the next guy, but I want to be able to eat ice cream when I'm 65, not die of heart disease and diabetes when I'm 50. And anything less than a double scoop in a waffle cone feels like you are mostly eating waffle.
2 all the way
Dude same. I feel like the first one with all that ice cream feels like I’m gonna give myself diabetes.
Isn't the second one literally called a sugar cone? That's like, diabetes fast tracked.
Yeah, but it is a much smaller cone, the pic is not to scale. A sugar cone works just fine with a child sized scoop if you just want a little treat instead of a full meal of ice cream. A waffle cone feels empty unless you have 2 large scoops.
Had to scroll too far, bowls (or cups) are vastly superior to any cones
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I've found my people. All these cone folks commenting up above making me feel all weird. Cones pretty much taste like styrofoam...I don't crave them or need them at all.
Now here’s the real winner
mine is the left one
Bowl. Cones are yucky.
The waffle one! THE WAFFLE ONE!!!
The last one tasting like cardboard
If you're Catholic, you know that taste as The Body of Christ.
Ayyyyyyyyy nice one!
Fuck a cone in getting it in a bowl
sugar cone and NOTHING ELSE 😤😤😤
Left one ftw
1 is clearly superior
If the third one was bigger it would be my favorite
I think the left one. It is nice and crunchy.
1. Can hold a lot of ice cream, good shape comes in hand easy but might leak sometimes
2. Less capacity to hold ice cream, doesn't leak but often has bad flavours
3. Less capacity, difficult to hold, crunch is not the best
Also 3 is flavorless like eating a wasp nest
Wasp nests don't taste too bad.
Cone 1: 10/10
Cone 2: 8/10
Cone 3: 6/10
Agree with the exception of cone 3, it’s -7000/10.
Seriously it’s the most disgusting food source on earth
I meant to type 6/10 for Cone 3 oops. In my opinion, it’s not disgusting but really quite lacklustre compared to the others.
"I too like eating my icecream with a tasteless cardboard cone" cone three is just awful
Honest tie between pure waffle style and kiddie waffle style (1st and 3rd) pure waffle gives you waaaaaay more ice cream, but the kiddie waffle is so satisfying to eat, especially when you get to the very end and you have that little cup of half melted
Ice cream that soaked into the cone and makes it soft. Bliss.
don't hate me but I grew up with the 3rd one so I like that one better
2 is the most efficient for ice cream consumption, but 3 is the best
Cake cone. It’s cheaper
Cake cones 4 life
It depends on what kind of ice cream you’re having
As long g as it tastes good I don't quite care.
If u pick the sorry excuse for an ice cream cone on the right I will judge you greatly. It’s just styrofoam
Lol you think I’m paying the 20 cents to upgrade from the basic cone
U use cone? I hold ice cream with my hands!
This is obviously in order from best to worst from left to right... And yet I love the shitty one