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Own_Effort_2842

"so thin, like its not even there" - condom adds tagline


BigeePeePee

#BRO ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ


[deleted]

Nice name 🗿


Aadu_Thoma_

Microsoft


The-Cactus-Flower

So thin that it feels like pure sin.


Invalid_u5ername

Alternate universe :- sex krduga pata bhi nhi chalega


No-Bread-2190

“Sasta nahi sab se achha”


Jazzlike_Armadillo55

Bonus points if spoken in Bri'ish accent.


BigeePeePee

#Award le bhai tu 😂😂😂😂


Jazzlike_Armadillo55

Shukriya bro


indraneel1610

Aur tu mera loda le


BigeePeePee

![gif](giphy|iJJ6E58EttmFqgLo96|downsized)


balaa_0

Truck trans


[deleted]

Instructions unclear : cutting your dick with a machete and really TAKING it with me


alexaturnoff

Aah se aha tak


[deleted]

Instructions unclear


ResistOk2493

"The best a man can get"


Yes_YouSuck

![gif](giphy|fnuSiwXMTV3zmYDf6k|downsized)


ResistOk2493

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) Aham 'Chad'asmi


FaithlessnessSilly18

Yeh toh gay hua na vro


OneCuriousHomosapien

You win.


MalayShikhar

r/suddenlygay


Yash_2712

kyu chauk gye? TIDE


JoKerWNL

Isko lga dala to life jinga laala


assaulttalker

#Lauda vahi chut nayi


AteMyBallsLastNight

Yesss


JoKerWNL

So ja bhai


Global_Cover3080

Kaisi jeebh laplapaye - Center fruit


Either_Charity674

"Jo bhi khaye voh ho jaye happy happy happy."


dreamy_ficticious

Happy happy creamy *****


[deleted]

"Jahan bhi Jaye Rishtein banaye" - Goldie masale


No-Veterinarian-6095

Deware bol uthengi!!


mzikkk

Best one


Winter2712

"arrey bhai kitna colour lagaoge? Ab to plaster se zyada to colour lag gaya"


adulf_Hittler

Kaam shuru kare 6 second me - ENO


glittery_testicles

More like kaam khatam kare


[deleted]

Aur kaam khatam 💀?


Intruder_7

Bas shuru hote hi khatam


adulf_Hittler

2 minute mein -- maggi noodles


rat_for008

Hema, Rekha, Jaya aur Sushma sabki pasand Nirma!!


brokebaritone

Bada jananiyo wala naam hai tere lund ka


rat_for008

Name change ke liye Affidavit apply kiya tha MC logon ne bhaga diya..kone mein le jaa ke maara so alag!!


SilverShyma

Melts in your mouth, not in hands - M&M


MemeKnowledge_06

Better Call Saul


[deleted]

*Angry Walter White noises*


SilverShyma

**Jessee**


jaishreekanda

Tucker, tucker


Objective_Demand3076

More like a doctor


MemeKnowledge_06

No that line was in better call saul, not saying it’s an original line in the show


jaishreekanda

Better call Nunulal


Fyou690

utery buttery delicious


Fyou690

thats what my girlfriend says


Gola09

Hold up


RajanyaDaslol

nice


AppointmentSalty306

Yes, that's what she said.


MemeKnowledge_06

Amul ad m bache the


Parthib_2006

finger licking gud? - kfc


addydaddy0

Bajate rahoo - RedFM


ToxicGaurav

Tedha hai Par mera hai kurkure


perkybeat

easily the best one


sweetdiarrhea

Taste me best, mummy aur Everest.


The_VeN0m_yt

AVE INCEST OR WHA


MonsterGuyAryan

Ayyo 🤨📸


panther_singh

Doctoro ka sujhaya no. 1 brand


Some0ne_Indian

Pehle istemaal karo fir vishwas karo


njp6969

shit u stole it


yodacallmeyoucan

Taste yaha ha ~MDH garam masala


Present_Algae2777

Microsoft


Zypher1271

oof


Adventurous_Peach_45

You deserve award


CeaserLuck

💀


bitchlasagna_69_

Zindagi ke saath bhi , Zindagi ke baad bhi


slothy_sal

Zombie kok


Raygun886

necrophilia


bitchlasagna_69_

You got it


Unstable_God

Raat Bhar dhishum Dhisum - Prepsodent


AnuragKushwaha__

Is rakshabandhan, kuch meetha ho jaaye kuch achcha ho jaaye.


Pikachuuxxx

Sweet home Allahabad


[deleted]

More like prayagraj *Angry Yogi ji noises*


Cautious-Call-6136

Aye bro, wtf???


fuckthisshit_651

I'm lovin it !!!!


random-name-51

Reliance - kar lo duniya muthi me


Mysterious-Grass-803

Jaha jaye rishte banaye


nocturnalbird12

A fellow Goldie masale enjoyer. I see you bro.


chintu_8484

Giant Compressive Strength - Ambuja


Eurecker

Mummiyo ka sujhaya number one brand 👌


SahilSakure23

(・o・)


Successful_Ticket_69

Why should boys have all the fun


SamRoy69

r/suddenlygay


Skingaj

Policy bazar.com pe health insurance le (suffering with erectile dysfunction)


Burningshield24

It's ok bro try kegel workouts and don't watch any porn related shit for 4 months.


aryan2304

Nahi, subah jaldi uth Jao sab theek ho jayega


thesujithkumar

Aur mobile kam use karo


krshnaprasad

Universal remedy


chadkanormie

Amul doodh peeta hai india


Relative_Upbeat

Chale do guna tak jyada ~duracell


Sea-Neighborhood4637

Is it in you? Gatorade.


sidmystical

Thumbs up Taste the thunder.....


Winter2712

Matlab quickshot?


Appropriate_Topic_36

2 min wali( maggie}


Disastrous-Spirit-25

Bangur cement “sasta nahi sabse achha”


delhi_Catch_49

No one can eat just one


_R_ancho

Pehle istemaal karo phir viswas karo (ghari)


TheBoyfromTheBay

1.Sachmooch kaafi bada hai - Ok sabun 2.Aah se Aaha tak - Moov


Tinkubora

Zuba kesari ಥ_ಥ


peverell123

"High performance delivered" ~ Accenture


terimummymerihojaa

Swad sugand ka raja


Greedy-Grab-4260

It's more than just oil. It's liquid engineering.


fighting_pain

Kaisi jeebh laplapayi


CoronaKlledMe

best indeed


Kazuomi_oga

Taste mai best, tumhaari mummy aur meraa everest.


chicha2010

I'm a woman but why has no one said "me-lody itni chocolaty kyu hai?"


kilIercl0wn

Kyuki hm khud taste nahi karte (etna bada nahi hai )


United-Combination66

"Phele istamal Kara fhir vishwas kar"


htdope028

Zindagi ke saath bhi zindagi ke baad bhi 😈


EXTREMRISHABH

Snickers mini


nakedtruuth

Zssssssssssp (flashes my awesome dick) Chaauk gaye???


Solid_Pen3365

Bhopal guy be like- mc do-lands


huntermindd

Rivia: Ek akele sb ko pele!


biggy-Ad2186

chalta rahe tera mera milon ka yaarana


president-bush

I’m happy that no one came up with “daag achchi hai” !


Not_A-Pedophile_

"non-sticky tasty and yummy"


[deleted]

Mango fruity, fresh and juicy 🥵


Pranked_Momos

*Bole mere lips, I love Uncle's Dick* \- My niece


SahilSakure23

FBI yes this one


[deleted]

A complete man 🧔


[deleted]

Its finger licking good


TheWitcherInGuise

LIC: Zindegi ke saath bhi, Zindegi ke baad bhi. Meanwhile works at a Mortuary. 😅


Competitive-East-605

"The ultimate driving machine " BMW


nerdybratfounded69

1 baar chale to chalte hi jaye - dura cell


Tanuj_Panchal

टेढ़ा है पर मेरा है


jishnukalra

Ahh se, ahhhh tak


BroadBat4984

It gives you wing.


Smort_boi_69

taste the thunder


Comprehensive_Moose5

Asli swad zindagi ka


Saini001

Virgin mojito


Accomplished-Lead354

Mano-Ranjan ka baap (Zee cinema) 🤣


Expensive_River4930

"No one does it better" 🤣


3rdDecibel_lolok

“Connecting people” -Nokia


bobs_and_vegana17

connecting people - nokia


dreamy_ficticious

1)Khul jaye to family ban jaye 🤗 2)Tedha hai par mera hai 3)bujaiye pyas baki all bakwas ...


MutedNefariousness86

Abhi toh aur chalega,abhi toh aur badhega


Expert_Art_1139

Aayenge khaayenge aur jadd se marr jayenge ~ hit gel


RUXHIR_007

Kala Hit


AniMelon310

"It's finger-lickin good"-Colonel Sanders


jaykhot420

खुजली है भाई खुजली है


BigeePeePee

![gif](giphy|6v2UJRyFAsTXgvJrin|downsized) Ye majboor hai lekin aap nhi


GaMeBoyDev

Men will be men


DIAXIN

***THIS CAN BE YOUR NEXT MEAL***


Visual_Good1487

"The world is here, where are you "


MalayShikhar

Kholo Khao Khelo ~Kinder Joy


mojo-hu6mai9

Kfc"its finger licking good"


TiawanIsACountry

She : Just do it. (Nike) Me : I'm lovin' it (McDonald's)


OkMarch4632

khatro ke khiladi


wakaboy07

Spice Jet


poppyisred

Sabze Tez Aaj Tak


Khopdi_Tod_saale_kaa

Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye..~Alpenliebe ........... (This is how she describes)


xo_cynical_xo

Disneyland: “The happiest place on Earth.”


yomamadontlie

Keel muhaso ko jad se mitaye. Vicco turmeric I hope you guys get this :)


divyamdhyani

Haldi chandan ke gunn is mein samaye :p ( I got your back bro)


Basic-Lie-2860

Vix ki goli lo kich kich door karo - Vix


PROGEEK97

"Never Settle" - Oneplus


Arnavroo

1)The ultimate driving machine- BMW 2) Do what you can't (seggs) - samsung


NSP999

'Lohe se bana'-Jindal steel


NSP999

"Fevicol ka mazboot jod hai,tootega nehi"-Fevicol


cyphernerf

hema, rekha, jaya aur sushma sabki pasand nirma!


CultOfTheDemonicDoge

Microsoft


space_vortex09

You're not you when you're hungry. - Snickers


LordShagal

Microsoft


Jonathan_theXavier

"Sasta nahi sabse acha" -cement ad


abey_safed_kapra

Pehle istemal kare fir viswas kare - Ghari detergent


ajgoku733

Finger lickin' good. 🤤


Technical_Flight_23

Tedha hai par mera hai


AdCapital9754

tedha hai par mera hai, (og kurkure tagline)


lonelyrebirth24

Taste the thunder \~\~Thumbs up


South_Poet9364

Ab Apne Kitchen Mein Payein Shahi Paneer Ka Asli Taste Everest spice


RushLord99

The ultimate driving machine - BMW


SteakOk1356

Kesi jeebh laplapay


SteakOk1356

Shauk bdi cheez hai


SteakOk1356

Chale saalo saal


SteakOk1356

Pass aao pass aao pass aao na


SteakOk1356

Swadesi apnay aur apne masoom pativar ko milawat k zeher se bachay


SteakOk1356

Har ghoont me swag


OnceUponADime_226

Taste me best Mummy on ****


CleverFox1075

Tedha hai par mera hai


-zilch-

Kurkure - Tedha hai pr mera hai


voodoo_nino

Muh mai rajni gandha kadmo mai duniya


[deleted]

COBRA PERFUME 🐍


Flan_Loud

The ultimate driving machine ![gif](giphy|SYXW2rbZaXG7BHnBLR)


07psychogod

Made like a gun goes like a bullet -Royal Enfield


PrestigiousWay3355

Cunt deta hai sabse shudh paani (after using my dick)


Real_Pepper_7349

Lura airlines


geek_chap_12

pehle twist karo, phir lick karo aur phir dunk karo. - Oreo


Critical-Cook-567

Kuch accha hojaye [Cadbury]


Fyeuebudhe

Kuchh *meetha* ho jaaye! Ye tag line hai


Any_Property411

tedha hai par mera hai


SardaarJi_OG

Log aisi gambheer cheez ko hasi mazaak mei lete hain


momstealer173

Ambuja cement🤘Sasta nahi sabse accha