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m8 his name is still clearly visible


purplehayes2017

Lol. I immediately looked for this comment. Thank you.


JuneCleaversMudFlaps

That ain’t his teacher. That’s a former professional baseball player


skydaddy8585

I mean, the guy posted this publically so who cares?


GoodbyeTobyseeya1

To be fair he's a well known douchebag, identity of "celebrities" doesn't need to be hidden.


saggy_potato_sack

Sounds like someone has sperm-envy.


Blackdesiato

A teacher??? Talking about his sperm being gold??? And nobody sees anything wrong with that in a conspiracy sub???🙄


SpaMcGee

My sperm is gold kids. Who wants to get rich quick? For real though. Definitely odd.


TheOmeletteOfDisease

What a totally normal thing to say to a room full of minors!


anglojibwe

Maybe it was [THIS GUY.](https://projects.scpr.org/legacy/assethost/i/4e29366cfb8d208ee4c54f9891c74791/92550-eight.jpg) ["...a veteran third-grade teacher sought sexual gratification by spoon-feeding his semen to his students."](https://www.latimes.com/nation/la-xpm-2012-feb-01-la-me-0201-teacher-20120201-story.html)


sol_sleepy

He didn’t say that was his teacher LOL


TheOmeletteOfDisease

They said their high school teacher used to say sperm was made of gold. Weird thing to say to kids.


sol_sleepy

oh shit I’m tired... my mistake


the-aural-alchemist

In 7th Grade, my English teacher made us write a half page essay on what we thought burning human flesh would smell like.


TheOmeletteOfDisease

That's a pretty awesome writing prompt. I've heard it's smells similar to cooking pork.


donnybaby97

They don't care they voted for pedophile Donald Drumpf and they will support him no matter what he does


Cloud203

I've heard of golden showers, but this is ridiculous...


Royal_Fault4397

Sounds like something a cult leader says to get women to sleep with him imo


chuccilife

Being a cult leader pays well- creed bratton


super_common_name

"You have more fun as a follower." - Charles Schneider


Sea_Buy_630

Fauci got a 💰off them branch covidians. 💯


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maybe, but his main idea("defend unvaxxed potential descendants") seems solid


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Nlawrence55

The FDA just said they need 55 years of studies to see the data of Pfizer Vax literally confirming its experimental but we'll just ignore that.


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foosballin

🤡 has a comment referring to cnn and msnbc as insanely credible. We do know that the gene therapy is applied to all major organs including the testes and ovaries. The most valuable commodity will be frozen unvxd eggs https://files.catbox.moe/0vwcmj.pdf


Earthwormjimby

Uses emojis unironically and doesn't use the highest quality news resources on the planet. Sorry I'm not dumb enough to watch a video of some dude screaming down a camera lens with no data or evidence whatsoever. They're no more valuable than any others. Even if someone was stupid enough to use them specifically, that is out the window when the child grows up to reproduce with a person who's been vaccinated/parents were vaccinated. The things you believe are so easily proved to be false, it's no wonder you hide in safe spaces on the internet like this. You literally believe anti government propaganda cultivated by the dumbest minority of people. You believe your blood is more pure than other's. Hope you don't have kids for your sake, it's gonna hurt when they just call you a Nazi and disregard you their whole life.


Interesting_Ad_6420

What video?


Bshellsy

What on earth are you on about?


kingmidaswithacurse

Unjabbed women will be even rarer. I'm in Canada and have been trying to meet a single unjabbed women for months, they are like unicorns up here.


LizardInFirst

Shame you’re not in the UK! We do still exist...


Margot_Soggy

Yes! Hey 👋


kingmidaswithacurse

What province?


Margot_Soggy

Hampshire ☺️


KooKooforCovidPuffs

you special!


bigtimemoneybags

Can confirm. Women have a way tougher time going against the grain it seems.. not wanting to be viewed as someone not doing the right thing.


blackwidow141

Lmao I’m unjabbed in Ontario.


kingmidaswithacurse

Ottawa?


blackwidow141

Yup!


kingmidaswithacurse

Awesome, let's set something up. Mtl here.


blackwidow141

Definitely! Pm me :)


bianca-jade

If you guys work out double date w me and my unvaxxed bf lol we’re near Ottawa


blackwidow141

LMAO i love this! this would be amazing. Ill PM you if its a go :)


Chemical-Horse-9575

Sperm is worthless without women. You don't need even half as many men as you'd need women, so no, your sperm is not gonna be worth gold. Keep telling yourself that though if it makes you happy


throwaweigh86

Thank you. It needed to be said. I'm unvaxxed too and I'd love idea of cranking out a couple grand every time I have a wank, but that's just fantasy.


Nuuskurkoer

one unvaxed man can impregnate 100 unvaxed women in month, if he eats well.


Deep-Restaurant

I can do much better than that.


Interesting-Brief202

and vice versa


Chemical-Horse-9575

Not to the same degree and everybody knows it \*shrug\*


thebvkley

This will be a big deal when the shit storm is over. Same for women. Remember handmaid's tale. We heard Margaret Atwood (the writter) at a live event say if we as humans don't take of the population mother earth would. Looks like mother earth had some help.


blacktide215

This guy is a douche. Lol


donnybaby97

So your teacher was a pedophile. Ok


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sixfourbit

Clearly not critical thinking. Let's go with the facts, got any?


Xandsy

Unvaxxed eggs will be worth even more


PaleontologistOk7210

Unvaxxed eggs and women who can still carry a pregnancy.


fatmacaque

yeah 0 women in my age range are jabbless im definitely gonna end up marrying a milf that looks old enough to be my mum


el_beso_negro

Right, I'd imagine that's where the real money is at


smokeypapabear40206

The Handmaid's Tale has entered the conversation


el_beso_negro

I haven't read the book or watched the movie. All I know is that the rest of reddit treats it like the liberal version of 1984 every time something happens that feminists don't like.


Step-Only

That is what I was thinking too. Funny because the viewers of that show tend to go on about Conservatives being likely to enact that, but I find it weird because the original book was based on what was happening in Muslim countries. Regardless there could be a future where people are no longer able to have babies and the entitled will demand such things because you know that is how entitled people are. Scary thoughts.


Correct_Nectarine410

Yes, unvaccinated eggs will be extremely valuable and we need to have scientists freeze the eggs in bulk quantities. Women are more susceptible to falling for media propaganda so thus it’s important.


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Correct_Nectarine410

Don’t be selfish. It’s not that bad of a procedure and your going to save humanity. If your denying yo unvaccinated eggs that can be utilized with IVF for fertility in some other female donor , then your selfish. You yourself don’t have to have the baby , but if it comes down to it then you should have other unvaccinated sperm donors kids to ensure humanity continues.


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Correct_Nectarine410

Like I said you yourself wouldn’t carry the baby , another donor can “grow the baby”. Let me flip the script if I’m not jabbed and humanity is on a population crisis and needs non vaccinated sperm donor to make more babies, I will do the world and humanity my obligation and donate to save the world and humanity. Your currently in the grudge mindset and while it’s frustrating , it’s important to look at the bigger picture. I feel when shit goes down you’ll likely have a change of heart and at minimum let scientists acquire a large bulk of your unvaccinated eggs , and compensate you very damn well ( you can likely make your price , and it’ll be worth hundreds of thousands of dollars imo). Far far more then unvaccinated sperm because men make exponentially more sperm then female make eggs.


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misspoisonn

This whole thread is why I told my whole family I want my ability to have kids to be thrown out the fucking window. I have been pregnant twice since Covid and I Don’t want anyone thinking “oh… she can carry” or trying to steal my fucking eggs because this fertility shit is happening. I am not about to be someone’s incubator.


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misspoisonn

It’s scary because what makes them think I HAVE to go through a procedure and give up MY eggs but want to throw a fit over mandatory vaccines?? Is that not the same thing? I’m selfish for??? IVF isn’t a joke, harvesting eggs isn’t a joke… men can Jack off and have millions of sperm in minutes yet want to say you’re selfish for not going through a full fucking procedure to give your eggs away? Women have literally never been looked at more than basically property and this continues to prove it. It’s not my fucking responsibility to repopulate the earth and I’m not selfish for saying no. What a fucking backwards communist way to look at things.


Correct_Nectarine410

Yea but that’s literally how early humanity was, a lot of cousins inter breeding. It’s that or extinction. And my point is for the greater good


WskyRcks

If this is the Aubrey Huff I’ve heard of, nobody will want his sperm once it’s found out he played for the Oriels. Nobody wants a baby related to that mess of an organization.


andrewj1983

Oriels


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can elaborate on "the oriels"?


WskyRcks

Woops got me there


calgal7

There are about 6 million leftover IVF embryos frozen in the US right now. In a few years, they will be worth big bucks.


Intrepid-Angle-7539

Large uptick in still births of pregnant vaccinated women


sudsygecko

What class exactly was this a teacher of? She teaching you the quadratic equation and then casually mentions that sperm is made of gold?


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Morals, and the topic was sex education


GroundbreakingPlay72

I wish the government redacted like you do


[deleted]

Is this serious or sarcasm?, English is not my native language


These-Ad-4380

Protect your dna at all cost


MrJDouble

And your soul.


Vts51

Wear mask in public so that the demon vaccine cannot enter your lungs. Mutates persons DNA. Get mutated DNA from breathing same air as vaccinated.


fatmacaque

ive always been a 3/10 at most so im really looking forward to my nut being worth something ngl.


Slap-U-With-A-Mango

You're probably one of the few who needs a vax


fatmacaque

LMAO BRUHH THATS COLD


Comrade_Zamir_Gotta

[ive got the best man for the job](https://www.reddit.com/r/southpark/comments/kdj0ef/cartman_101_how_to_buy_sea_men_from_sperm_bank/)


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Nuuskurkoer

Remember the movie about doomed mankind without children. By total vaxing we running the risk.


LagingRunatic

So they want to eliminate all seeds, and control all life?


thursdayjunglist

They have done it with crops, look into terminator seeds


LagingRunatic

I heard a guy who grows weed say seeds are getting rare. Crazy world


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SS: Protect your (potential) descendants at the death injection at all costs, protect yourself from this clown world, you will be compensated later.


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MoominSnufkin

The vaccine doesn't affect sperm...


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prove it without recurring to propaganda.


GoodbyeTobyseeya1

Hard to prove a negative but if you have proof that it *does* effect sperm I'd love to see it.


Swiss_Army_Cheese

Annecdotal but after I took my second Astro-jab, my right testical started to hurt (same half of my body that took it). But I ain't reporting that side effect cause it's embarrassing, and to verify that there is something wrong with my ball would require a CT-Scan, which might cause problems.


GoodbyeTobyseeya1

If you have sudden testicular pain you should see a doctor.


MoominSnufkin

What would you accept as proof?


OtisSimbo

sample


FactPirate

Cum 👉🪣


scud121

Prove it is effected without referring to propaganda.


gtrdundave2

As of this minute I agree with you because I haven't seen anything that suggests it does. However I will say for sure that the vaccine has been having effects on women's reproductive cycles. So I'm not going to rule out that down the road there might be some issues


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This was the very first side effect I heard of the vaccine, infertility and erectile disfunction, Pfizer needs to sell more viagra.


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Farseer_Uthiliesh

I’m vaxxed too and it hasn’t affected my sex like.


Slap-U-With-A-Mango

Like how


Farseer_Uthiliesh

Like it hasn't affected my sex life . . . Does that make sense or would you like me to explain to you more clearly?


HoneyBadgerD0ntCar3

*bullshit*


WitchOfLostPaths

Vomit 🤢


jlenoconel

He's kinda hot.


animegamer420

Ask me about my cum


Interesting-Brief202

Not sure about other places, but predecent is set in the US for sperm donors to pay child support- so- nah.


Image_Inevitable

Do this for blood banks


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Another good idea!


CaterpillarOld6734

That's great. Too bad about all the vaccinated women's uterus' that turned into a bloody pulp.


[deleted]

> uterus' that turned into a bloody pulp. I know it's a joke, but in this clown world, I wouldn't be surprised.


CaterpillarOld6734

I'm not really joking. Many women report menstrual irregularities with huge blood clots coming out. Alternatively their cycles ceased.


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Oh thanks, TIL, mind to link a source?


PaleontologistOk7210

So how's that going to work for the women who took the vax?


Image_Inevitable

Not all of them did


Careful_Elk6290

OK this is going too far now somebody please explain 😐


ATILUS_

Just curious, but if it turns out that the vaccine has no proven lasting effects on fertility, or any other health issues - by what date would you accept you were wrong? 10 years? 30 years? My sister who was double vaxxed over a year ago just got pregnant, so has one of my best freinds. Their partners are vaxxed too. Boosters and all. When do you think this secret hidden tech will 'awaken' inside of them? By what date would you admit defeat?


jikae

I haven't read into it comprehensively, but I'd imagine it to be like getting seriously ill from Covid without any co-morbilities. Why chance even 1%? (Or, even lesser).


ATILUS_

Because 1% chance is literally just pulled out of someone's anus. We know exactly what's in these vaccines, we understand the technology and we've used them for years. Even, although there is literally 0 evidence a vaccine can cause infertility, let's say it does, 1%. 1% infertility is much better than 2% death and 5-7% long term health issues. Data which we are certain about. If the vaccine caused infertility, you'd know about it by now.


mad_ydoblig

Maybe I will be able to make money after all...


biscuitbutt11

The going rate to donate your sperm is about $70.00. Sperm isn’t even worth $70. They are just compensating you for your time. Female eggs are exponentially more valuable.


Mike8277

Y'all are trash lol


noporesforlife

If you think a vaccine is passed in a blood transfusion or in sperm or other bodily fluid, you might have a learning disability.


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"vaccine" no, gene modification, yes...


noporesforlife

No, because this gene modification is not a DNA transcription, it's RNA based transcription. I can't even begin to explain the difference between the two to you. That's a lot of learnin'! Hey! You know what actually does do DNA transcription and can possibly alter your genes? VIRUSES! wee! See? it's fun to learn :)