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The only vaccine conspiracy I think could be true. Half of them are placebos.

The only vaccine conspiracy I think could be true. Half of them are placebos.

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lovetron99

Lest we not forget millions (??) of doses were recalled due to the presence of metal identified in the vaccine. Is it possible that this was not an accident?


Selfish_Development_

Id's say it's more like 1\5th are actually real. The rest are saline


Miniminotaur

Agree. Also because it cannot be checked that is why there are some fake injection videos going around from billionaires and officials as they can’t tell which one they would get.


ThrowThrowAway789

What also makes things weird is aren't they supposed to be stored in freeeeeezing temps? Cvs just had a regular fridge locked


SaltyBeaverrrrr

Yep.


dregoncrys

They want to vaxx everyone. There's a reason for that. I'm thinkin it's different strokes for different folks but the jury is out. U may be right o.p.


Miniminotaur

They don’t want to vax everyone. They want everyone to be compliant as the tracking phones becomes easier as people were complicit. The virus is 99.99% safe. The experimental drug does nothing. It’s about control not health.


zzzpal

Exactly my thoughts. You've nailed it. This is truly a 'conspiracy' that will be proven as truth, in future. The company wants to maximize profit, why not simply use distilled water in like 80% of the ampules. For Gov. checking, put forth the actual stuff also make sure to get some pro-vax stance with some under the table transactions. Then laugh all the way to the bank.


HonestCareer8036

The true cost of each injection for Pfizer is probably just a little more expensive than sugar water.


Uniteandfight92

I hear they have four types. Type one- The weakest version /30% of doses Type two- The moderate version/20% of doses Type three- The deadliest version/10% of doses Type four- The placebo/50% of doses The dose percentages are my estimates.


BoomerPhilosophee

I dont buy it. This would never pass fda inspection or audits. Too much material that was ordered to produce them would have to vanish, and almost everyone feels like shit for at least a little bit after the shot. Not to mention, the shots are contracted out to several other companies to mass produce.


Miniminotaur

The fda are an independent institute that the pharmaceutical companies lobby (pay) and donate (pay) in order to approve drugs. They are essentially funded by the very people they approve etc. But all above board obviously /s


Uniteandfight92

Pfizer, Moderna and J&J could just send a single vial of an actual safe and effective vaccine to the FDA to review and distribute something totally different than what was sent to the FDA.


Bfastsausage

This guy clearly audits for a living


snapper1976

At this point the FDA is pay to play.


BoomerPhilosophee

You dont understand ehat an audit is or how it is conducted


snapper1976

Ok boomer I know how spell check works


evergreenyankee

Would explain this late-stage push for Vax passports: Help track people and monitor each test group without them having to actually go to a doctor (oh, patient xyz felt well enough to go to the gym x days after inoculation).


MrThoughtPolice

I’m curious how difficult it would be to circumvent quality control measures to achieve such a thing.


Miniminotaur

Quality control? From a company that paid 1.3 billion in fines. They are their own quality control. There’s no third party investigating them. Even IF they were found out, the reward outweighs the risk. A $5 billion fine? That’s ok, we made $500 billion.


MrThoughtPolice

I understand that. It’s a thought exercise that changes our cause from rambling to action. Covering up shit product by threatening the quality control technicians isn’t as difficult as getting saline through during a propaganda controlled pandemic response. Surely some brainwashed person would feel compelled to leak the info. So saline vials would have to be added *after*. How would they do that? Probably by diverting shipments to another location, controlled by a CIA front company and the truck drivers would be none the wiser. And that is a weak point that can be figured out.


Miniminotaur

But it wouldn’t matter if it was figured out. Very few media outlets would run the story and what evidence could you bring. 1. I work there and I’ve seen it. 2. I know someone who works there and they told me. 3. Here is a vial for proof. Honestly it came from the same batch. 4. Watch my video on you tube where a vial I have is tested and it’s water. Every single line of evidence would be dismissed by the masses. Seeing as how they already bought the lie it’s a long way back to suddenly not just believe you but also to admit they’re wrong. Which is why even with insurmountable evidence that the official story for 911 is a lie, the majority still believe it. “The most dangerous liars are those who think they’re telling the truth”


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sisi4k

All conspiracies are true.


BizBlondie

If so, do you think they preplan where the placebos go or would it be at random? And, what about the innocent people that work in the pharmaceutical field? How would something like this get past them?


Miniminotaur

Well if it was me. I’d say they are random. Reason being so that if it ever came to light it was designed that way( placebos are meant to be unknown) As for the innocents? Well if a University wanted samples or anyone else they would send them their experimental drug and not the placebo. I don’t know if it’s legally possible for anyone to walk into a vax centre and ask for 2 dozen vials for personal research!


BizBlondie

Placebos are meant to be unknown to people that sign up to be part of a trial study. It's a completely different situation. If it ever came to light that they were using placebos there would be worldwide chaos, distrust, and the demand for repercussions.


Miniminotaur

So no different to now. No one would care. Remember it’s an experimental drug and you’re stage 3. It’s reasonable to assume there are placebos. If it was about your health then I would agree there is no placebos but it isn’t.