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MyNameIsUrMom

Reports: > 1: not even remotely comedy heaven material Oh, how I long to go back to when comedy heaven was posts like these, where the comedy was actually so bad it became good again


romeopwnsu

I haven’t seen this Harry Potter meme for a long time. I got high school flashbacks seeing this.


FixGMaul

I was thinking the exact same, honestly don’t think I’ve seen this meme since like 2012 or so


alguienrrr

I don't think I've ever fully watched a Harry Potter movie and this meme surprises me with how much the actress for Hermione looks like a middle aged woman


guh305

lord Voldemort is white


Haman134

Accurate


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cookieintheinternet

bot?


YaSinsBaba

more like r/iamveryrandom


sabotabo

pasty ass dracula lookin ass


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Slickaleka

That book cover tho


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Thank you. Good bot


dethmstr

get your frankenstein sounding ass out of here


Petesaurus

He's kinda the color of cum


RoguePierogies

Red?


stinky-weaselteats

https://imgur.com/YFSx9b9.jpg


wasteof-life

That’s y he’s bad


Chachun

destryoed (sex)


Scarro_Lamann

oooooooooOOOOH I thought he meant with the sword of griffledoor and was like "YEOUCH, DATS GOTTA HURT" lololol so fewf thank god lol the joke means with his wiener I get it now because if it were sword of griffledoor or even the fang of the big snake and *not* Harry wiener, then I repeat: YEOUCH, DATS GOTTA HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!! But no, in the joke, it's means his wiener. Lol. His wiener went in the butt. lol. But kinda strange lol.


SirBlackMage

Imagine explaining this to literally anyone 20 years ago


Icy-Cardiologist-147

I'd pay to see their face


Jwhitx

isn't that...a lil perverted?


Icy-Cardiologist-147

Idk, i think it would be fun


Not_a_real_ghost

How much?


nordic2312

one bobux


P_Skaia

Hey hey, take it easy on mum's credit card!


daiwild

Honestly their comment sounds like something i’d see unironically written on a 2003 harry potter forum thread so…ppl from 10 yrs ago might be able to decipher it. People from 30 yrs ago, however… Edit: changed 20 yrs to 30 yrs


thatguywithawatch

2003 was basically 20 years ago


Neverending-pain

Oh *turns to dust*


friedrice5005

Hey now! You shut your mouth!


pullwayoutinthewo

You're both wrong it was 18 years ago


ShyftOnReddit

Finally, I can fuck the year 2003. Fuck you 2003


dontmakepeople

2003 looking thicc 😛


EstPC1313

strange thing to hear having been born on 2003


thatguywithawatch

Hence why I said "basically"


Thunder-ten-tronckh

Literally 18 is basically 20, that’s just math.


daiwild

Oh my god you’re right. Sorry, I’m stupid, I was like “10 years ago…that was 2001 right?” I’m really bad with dates. I still right 2019 on all my papers.


fairlysimilartobirds

Don't you ever say that to me again ...I was born in 2001, but I still absolutely hate this


PinKracken

No.


RosemaryWoods51

The comment honestly still doesn’t stop aging.


TheBiggestNewbAlive

It's wild seeing how internet changed over the course of two decades, or even last decade. Not something bad though, please don't bring rage comics back I'm begging you


ShyftOnReddit

They already are back lol


tbrownsc07

Le fuuuuuu


TheRealXen

It would be 2011. We would literally just say "cool new pasta" EDIT: hey it used to say 10 years!


SirBlackMage

That's fair, I keep having to remind myself That it _isn't_, like, 2014 anymore


Strength-InThe-Loins

I certainly don't understand it even now.


IneptOrange

Is it possible to contract brain damage


ScottishCheese

With weiner in ear?


Disastrous-Passion20

nose


McCainDestroysTrump

“Sword of griffledoor” is just what Harry Potter calls his penis. 😎🍆💦 So yes Harry destroyed Draco’s ass with the Sword of “griffledoor”


throwingtheshades

Ooh goodness, I seem to be stuck in that Vanishing Cabinet, with my Pureblood dumptruck ass sticking out. What are you doing, step-boy-who-lived, please don't sheathe your Sword of Gryffindor into my lascivious Huffle Puff.


ilbtz

im going to v*mit from reading this


throwingtheshades

If you do, could you please role play it? Ideally including Neville Longbottom, the long, curved shaft of Harry's Firebolt™ broomstick, and the portrait of the late Professor Dumbledore ejaculating profusely and with great force. In no particular order. Thanks in advance!


CatAttack1032

2 going into 3's mouth while 1 watches


Brodogmillionaire1

"the Chinese Fireball, OooooOOOOoOooo!"


Transparent_Lego

art


pizzamonkey00

I put my middle finger up at them


[deleted]

Lol XDDD hairy is gae caught in 4k!!! XDDDDDD


thechickwithadick

In my experience, the Wendy's on 5th and Broadtown is basically a nonstop orgy. I'm pretty sure there's spunk in the fryers. The day manager literally has a shaggin' wagon out back for anyone to use, and you don't want to know about the night manager (he drives a Buick). Most of the employees belong to the same nearby hippy commune and have names like "Flowerchild Powerbear" and "Jimbothonian King Griffon." I guess the cult couldn't make enough money selling weed and shitty organic vegetables to tourists, so they all got part time jobs at the Wendy's where they fuck each other all day long, but at least the spicy nuggets are decent.


carwosh

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sealdonut

Sir, this is a Wendy's menu


UequalsName

Wawt


WishOnSpaceHardware

\* secks


sickfast

Well done Harry, very epic. 45 quadrillion points to gryffindor!!1!1!


NoDot6253

My guy got STABBED!


Haman134

guys do you get it? The joke is that they had an_l s*x 🤢


Thestohrohyah

An ill sax?


Haman134

Close


Thestohrohyah

A null six?


Haman134

Close


Thestohrohyah

A nals ex?


Haman134

No


Thestohrohyah

I give up


Haman134

Correct good job bro


Thestohrohyah

Yaaaay The right answer was my personality all along.


YouAreABot123

Anal sex


uvero

*l s*


Surrealicus

How do I report someone (the person above you) for almost saying the bad word?


Haman134

Nooooooooo please I don’t wantt to get banned I didn’t meaned to swore 😭😭😨😨😫😫😋😋🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


Surrealicus

Okay but seriously stop because sometimes I’ll get in trouble if I’m on here and they see I’m on here looking at that.


Haman134

I’m sooo sorry just pls don’t report me please


Surrealicus

I said ok you seem sinsear no problem buddy we live adn learn


Haman134

Thanks you it meens alot 🤣🤣💅💅💪💪👻👻👿👿😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️👾👾💤🤤🤤💯🇧🇷🇧🇷🥶🥶


SHOW-ME-YOUR-ASSHOLE

I’ll still need to inspect to make sure it’s been properly taken care of


LurkingArachnid

I don't understand it but also I came


PoopyMcFartButt

Not only that, but that there was a small part of Voldemort inside of Draco’s b*tthole too. Talk about a full house


Haman134

NOOO THATS HARAM.


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bitchBanMeAgain

Harry: and I'll do it again


TigerMafiaFromUganda

Sex ???? Sex !!!! BAHAHAHAHA !!!!


jvserra

I love you Enclave man


LuFuRu

Ave true to caesar


Weirdo_doessomething

Enclave here


GiantGrilledCheese

Why isn't your video feed working?


LuFuRu

WhAt Are YoU dOinG oUt oF uNifoRm, soLdieR?!


tinythanos

I legitimately thought I was on the Harry Potter subreddit and gave it my usual downvote before realizing/correcting. It's incredible how much shit like this gets unironically posted there


28PercentCharged

Dumpster Fire subreddit


I3ig_pp

THats what happens to every series subreddit when the series stops releasing


proto-dibbler

Nah, some are doing fine


redditorsRtransphobe

High ground high ground high ground it's over Anakin have you heard the story of Darth plageuis the wise? I have the high ground Anakin 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


me-me-buckyboi

r/freefolk keeps reposting the same five shitty memes


bowllord

Ok


shakespears_ghost

ok


JesusIsMyAntivirus

My Immortal moment


Deltapls

Did he did he. Use a bomb on drago?


SubjectDelta10

this somewhat resembles an actual joke so it can't ascend into comedyheaven.


wearty11

Wait, the original point of this sub is for bad jokes that are so bad it becomes funny. Isn't that exactly what this is?


SubjectDelta10

i'll just copy my other comment here: this one is way too normal and logical. i mean it's a shit joke don't get me wrong but there are too many people who would actually find this funny *unironically*. it's shitty but not shitty enough. this sub would be flooded with boomer jokes or dad jokes if "so-bad-its-good" was all it took. imo it has to be absolutely awful to be ironically funny. the gold standard for this sub is still the gay Jar-Jar meme. it makes no fucking sense, it's low-effort as hell, it's stupid beyond belief, bordering on braindead and it's absolutely hilarious.


GladiatorUA

It's not necessarily a shitty joke. But it's way funnier, if you're at least aware of what goes on in fanfiction circles.


redheadmomster666

Link?


SubjectDelta10

[gay jar jar](https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/hhe2ld/the_gates_of_heaven_have_opened/)


redheadmomster666

Omg that’s hilarious


SubjectDelta10

right? god tier meme


MemberOfSociety2

gay gay jar


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This is cringe, not ironically funny.


tvtango

Cringe is subjective, not a genre


AustinShagwell

> This sub is for so-bad-its-good humor. All posts must be images that are so stupid, juvenile, or generally bad that they become funny for the wrong reasons. Literally the definition of this sub...


SubjectDelta10

nope, this one is way too normal and logical. i mean it's a shit joke don't get me wrong but there are too many people who would actually find this funny unironically. it's shitty but not shitty enough. this sub would be flooded with boomer jokes or dad jokes if "so-bad-its-good" was all it took. imo it has to be absolutely awful to be ironically funny. the gold standard for this sub is still the gay Jar-Jar meme. it makes no fucking sense, it's low-effort as hell, it's stupid beyond belief, bordering on braindead and it's absolutely hilarious.


Surrealicus

The way this subs been going lately I’ll take it…


SubjectDelta10

no, i will gatekeep this until my last breath


AllegedAdult69haha

I'll handle the gaslight and the girlboss


SubjectDelta10

thanks for having my back


twohatchetmuse

An admirable hill to die on


Miss_pechorat

This is my head cannon now.


Otototototototoi

Still more canon than the epilogue


GlenMerlin

"Thats it, you've lost penis privileges" W*man 🤢


komet247

My mum is sitting beside me and wanted to see this:)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


comfort_bot_1962

:D


SavingsNewspaper2

YOU AGAIN.


comfort_bot_1962

:D


comfort_bot_1962

:D


comfort_bot_1962

:D


Photoshoppin_Boi

Smoooth pick up line, gonna use that one


ChandlerDoesOkay

i thought this was on r/harrypotter and cringed, but then i saw it was on r/comedyheaven and laughed. Literally 1984 smh


atheoryofatlantis

I was under the (false) impression this subreddit was curated.


Denza_Auditore

I miss the times where this was comedy. Now it's nothing but among us earrap3 noises and ADHD simulations.


SubjectDelta10

amogus sex fidget spinner review


hugeneral647

(GONE ELDERLY) (GONE SEXUAL) (I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN THE FIDGET SPINNER????)


SubjectDelta10

(ACCIDENTALLY CUT OFF MY DICK WITH FIDGET SPINNER??!) (USING OUIJA BOARD AT 3AM TO CONTACT MY DEAD DICK IN THE AFTERLIFE) (GONE WRONG) (EPIC FIDGET SPINNER GIVEAWAY) (FOR(TNIT)ESKIN REVEAL)


bstix

Wanna trade with butt poppit?


Snulzebeerd

I don't know about you guys but I think I was born in the wrong generation. All the kids in my class look at Amogus memes and I honestly don't think it's funny. I never laugh (like my idiot classmates). I wish I was around when we had REAL jokes, like Harry Potter implying he had anal sex with Draco. I look at that and I just lose my shit!!! XD Sigh, I guess I was just born in the wrong generation. Like this comment if you also think Harry Potter > Amogus!!


Denza_Auditore

You were doing well but then you overdid it.


SavingsNewspaper2

I don't know about you guys but I think I was born in the wrong generation. All the kids in my class look at overdone comments and I honestly don't think it's funny. I never laugh (like my idiot classmates). I wish I was around when we had REAL jokes, like comments that are done at the correct level. I look at that and I just lose my shit!!! XD Sigh, I guess I was just born in the wrong generation. Like this comment if you also think comments that are done at the correct level > overdone comments!!


i-Ake

Oh, God. The hair. I had put mens' hair from this time into a deep dark hole in my mind. The shags... the sideburns... it was wild and brief and we all just want to forget...


madeleine59

fuck you i want that haircut


Delta104x

i destroyed it


TheBroOfTheNinja

Proof


ProfessionalLeek8

When Voldy got close to Draco's ass, it would burn like Harry's scar.


LostAbstract

That wasnt very Hufflepuff, yo.


DonaldDutchie

Question is, did he use the sword of gryffindor or a basilisk tooth?


Thelast_n_thecurious

Draco Asstoy.


TheSomerandomguy

Can I get some background on this one, i’m too busy not being a virgin and fucking lots of girls (men) to watch hairy potter


nuelathekid

Screw you (┛ಠДಠ)┛彡┻━┻ take my upvote


LPenne

This takes me back. Too far back


MusicBytes

Wow I legitimately haven’t seen this format in years.


Talion127

Somewhat kind of actually funny


SourMissPiggy

Trade the pics of the first frame and third then it's gold. Just thinking.


TheodoraMoore83

Maybe next time you should identify as funny and some one else could laugh at your jokes Libturd destroyed😎😎😎😎😎😎


iUbering

He used his magic wand?


AGoldenChest

“Ho-“ “I stuck a firecracker up his ass.”


AlleywayGum

I read this first as Ron's ass.


mountaingoat2

I’d pay good money to see that horcrux....


TheMagicMrWaffle

My god 75% of the comments are just reddit virgins


Penguator432

With Rectumsempra?


NineTailedDevil

This meme feels so old yet so recent at the same time.


Optimal_Ad988

“Now it’s time for you to destroy draco” (Watching 5000 teenage white girls appearing in Hog Wart)


storm_trooper5779

Wtf


Extreemguy19

This is the worst post I’ve ever seen on this sub


squeakyrumps

The golden age of memes. I shed a single tear.


EcstaticBox

I was about to comment r/comedyheaven but then realised what sub this is.


thirtyseven1337

I was afraid this was r/4panelcringe and I'd have to defend finding it funny (which rarely goes well...)


Chub-bop

Oh


GuineaPig2000

I skim read the books when I was in 4 grade, what the Kentucky fried fuck is a horocrux


Wandiclaos

draco’s butthole :)


SubjectDelta10

"A Horcrux was an object in which a Dark Wizard or Witch had hidden a fragment of his or her soul in order to become immortal."


OwenProGolfer

You must’ve really skimmed then because they were basically the main plot of like the last two books lol


SixpennyMango

Bruh!!!!!!


sncBrax

WITH THE SWORD OF GRYFFINDOR


nibbapower

r/comedydamnation wait


tophat_production

With what? Harry has the smallest ding dong ever.


Aimlean

Oof, he said that in front of ginny


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tjmille3

This is the movie I would have rather watched.


moonyxpadfoot

Hot take: fuck drarry


[deleted]

That's disgusting


aew360

It’d be funnier if they flipped Hermione’s expression in the 2nd and 4th panel