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M3n747

> Or a music teacher? "Jesse, we need to compose."


Apprehensive-Bag-324

JESSE! WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A HIT SONG JESSE!


MrsEhrmantraut420

fallacies fallacies


-ScruffyLookin-

One for you two for me


Dickey_Simpkins

One Armani suits and run. Two Air Jordan shoes for you.


-ScruffyLookin-

That song sucked hard ass


YoLamoNacho

I love it, great energy. It’s shitty but good fun. Half of my enjoyment probably comes knowing where the song comes from though


apex32

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKNodRa71Cg


Accomplished_Dig3699

THIS SONG GONNA GET US OUT THE ABQ JESSE


Shitted_mypants

DUNNN DA DA


Megaselachus

Mistah White! Gustavo’s diss track against you just went Gold!


chlangdo

Get shwiftty


Gucci_meme

Jessie I turned myself into a pickle


arzuck

woooow nicee reference


-_-M_MUNEEB_3-_-

Ooooowieeeee


Bitter_Tonight1785

Yeah, MUSIC.....BITCH!


TDGroupie

Say my name Bulldops You’re goddamn right.


tennisballop

Jesse! Where did you hide the trumpet! Jesse! Wake up Jesse! Where is the trumpet! Jesse!


dirtyjavis

I.. I gave it to Ted.


DamoFromWashedUpMob

You gave our trumpet to beneke…


Liquor_N_Whorez

Jesse, how is Vaminos Pest gonna hit the road and tour without a horn section?


jjalynn916__

i’m laughing so fucking hard at these lol


Not-OP-But-

"I watched radio die."


tennisballop

LMAOOOOO


BigDaddyJ8383

He could just be a gangster rapper and have Jesse as his hype man and do all the same things that the rappers have been doing and sell drugs and put hits on people and shit


diggitygiggitycee

*have been claiming to do


BigDaddyJ8383

I don't know man there's some pretty big rappers in jail right now and some in prison for long periods,some dead also ,it seems like the newer generation does exactly what they rap about,where it used to be exaggerated story telling


bbqawss

MC Hammer put a hit out on the guys from 3rd Bass. legit had crips out there ready to kill them when they went to LA. There's always been rappers connected to that life and ones that just rapped about it.


SporadicWanderer

NOT QUITE MY TEMPO


Competitive-Dig-360

Underrated comment


annaislonely

this is the plot of the music man


DatTomahawk

Jesse! We need to fly Jeff Chris down from Indiana to mix it professionally!


B2EU

“Relax, Mr. White, I got a guy right here in ABQ, okay? His mixes are like, the bomb yo.” The guy is Badger.


cdunk666

I could see them being a jazzy blues band that has an upright bass and sometimes badger plays trumpet


Hot_Tax6905

JESSE , WE NEED TO SOLVE THIS EQUATION - Walter White. Math teacher


cheesyanton

Instead of making drugs he falls into drug-use affecting his relationships in the process while constantly asking for more drugs. This is how some artists/musicians ruin their lives.


bytheway77

Math - tax fraud, money laundering? Arts and crafts - creating fakes of paintings Physics - some sort of evil engineer Just some ideas


The_Real_C_House

Math could also be gambling, funny enough


m3talh3ad05

Then he’ll have to come up with a fake story about how he’s a drug dealer and that’s where his money came from


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

Let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. No to much work, let’s burn it and say we dumped a t in the sewer


shizzle-stick

r/unexpectedfuturama


rushya1

We already have that show and Jason Bateman's awesome in it


Ochidi

“Uhh, you know, Jesse we gotta, umm, we gotta cook… these books or else the cartel, they’re gonna come after us. So, I need you to work with me here. Alright?”


rushya1

Perfect


AardvarkOkapiEchidna

>Math - tax fraud, money laundering? Arts and crafts - creating fakes of paintings Physics - some sort of evil engineer He would just cook math


Tozarkt777

I thought physics could be a nuclear physicist for some reason. Making the best dirty bombs in the business for third world dictatorships


cheesyanton

If Walt was a theoretical physicist: “Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.”


squawk_box_

Yeah, this is also basically the plot of Ozark.


The_controler

Is it good? I’ve seen it pop up on Netflix a couple times and I’ve been thinking of watching it How does it compare to BB?


squawk_box_

BB is better by a longshot. I loved Ozark, and while the ending was ok, I was a little underwhelmed by it. It's worth watching just for some of the acting in seasons 3 and 4 though.


rwch1904

I loved it


swanqil

>What if he was a maths teacher? Skyler's story would be true, he'd start illegal gambling


KunSagita

I don’t know if in the US you guys got a teacher that teaches religion, but we do in my country. Now I’m imagining Walt and Jesse secretly creating their own religion with honourable purposes at first, only then to be a blood thirsty cult by season 5 lol


KhazemiDuIkana

I would watch the shit outta this


KunSagita

Gus I guess would still be that charismatic guy, but now he is a politician that will help Walt to expand his cult even bigger. Just like in the show when they become enemy, now will be due to Walt want to be a God for this religion while Gus doing this for the money. Idk how Saul as a laywer will help them tho


Jizzle02

Saul could threaten litigation and scare those who want to leave the cult with legalese, also taxes and avoiding them is important


devilsmusic

Dude great idea- yeah we do have religious studies classes btw, especially in college as optional electives (or major areas of study if that’s your thing)


KunSagita

Now I also imagine how one of the iconic scene from the series would be like I am the danger scene. Skylar : Stop hiding from the fact you’re afraid of God, and repent yourself to forgiveness. Walt: I am not afraid of God, Skylar. I am THE GOD. A guy committed suicide due to the words from God, you think that of me? NO! I am the reason he died!


Darthjinju1901

Instead of "I am the reason he died" it should be "I am the one who speaks"


noir-82

Aaron Paul was in a show revolving a religious cult I believe. I forgot which streaming service it was on but I couldn't get past 2 episodes.


Original_rezzieman

He’d be building robots instead of electrolyte cells for batteries


Imnomaly

Robots that tase everyone


ma_nameajeff

So Michael Reeves?


Imnomaly

Hell yeah


One4All12

The series ends with Walt going on Battlebots


vasilyzaitsev1942

The man is intelligent. There is no field where he would not excel. The problem is his ego.


Beldonian_416

“You and your pride and your ego”


Threshing_Press

And yet, Mike's ego was in charge when he allowed Walt to bring the "go bag". Of all the fucking people, Walt?! Have Huell do it... hell, at least ask Francesca. I get his reasons for not wanting Jesse, those were altruistic. But Mike let Walt bring him the bag because his ego couldn't see Walt as a threat to HIM. He should have at least been ready for the questioning about those 9 inmates/former Fring employees and kept a piece at the ready. Walt's entire reason for going had to do with that and nothing else. It just went to show that everyone except Jesse and, oddly enough, Todd just could not allow themselves to see Walter White as an extremely dangerous and capable person.


DeveloperAnon

Didn’t he originally request Saul or Jessie? I think Saul was like “no way”. Then Walt stepped in.


Threshing_Press

He wanted Saul, but Saul was being followed so he said no. Jesse volunteered several times, but Mike nixed it. Finally, Walt said, "I'll just get it, now tell me about this bag," or something like that.


Big_Dinner3636

I didn't feel nearly enough disgust in that first "You"


Beldonian_416

ŸÖÜ ÄND ŸÖÜR PRÏDË ÄND ŸÖÜR ËGÖ


PhysicsLord007

Waltuh


wsmfp_420

True, but a someone educated in physics probably wouldn’t have been a chemistry wizard like Walt. He probably would’ve made better meth than Jesse was making but Walt’s biggest skill was him being a chemist and that’s what put him above everyone else. I guess you can compare it to a professional baseball player trying to play golf, they’re among the best in the world at playing baseball and are probably better than a majority of people who golf but wouldn’t be able to cut it with the rest of the professional golfers


NeilNazzer

The show really overstates the difficulty in cooking meth. A reasonable lab worker gets good yield. Physics educated people still have to do lab work in university. Being better than junkie meth cooks wouldn't be hard.


wsmfp_420

I already said it would be better than most cooks, but not as good as walt’s


NeilNazzer

>Walt’s biggest skill was him being a chemist and that’s what put him above everyone else. This is what I was mostly responding to. One doesn't have to be a trained chemist to do good meth cooking.


wsmfp_420

They definitely do not, but it certainly helps


OnkelMachmut

yeah but his was 99% pure after all, that's like impossible irl if I recall correctly


Caesium_Sandwich

My headcanon regarding the difficulty in cooking meth is Walt is overstating it in-universe because he likes to feel smart. That's why he gets pissy when Jesse cooks good quality meth, why he snaps at Gale. What he does, perhaps any university-level chemistry student could achieve, but Walt enjoys feeling like a genius even if it is among junkie meth cooks.


bryceofswadia

The show also plays up how much a meth addict cares about purity, and also how much a difference the high would be. Honestly, the only thing higher purity would probably do would be making the high come slightly faster.


93Terciopelo

It wasn’t about the addicts though, the buyers wanted it pure for the sake of reputation and so it could be cut more. More pure product meant you could cut it 4x as much as anyone else so 4x the profit.


bryceofswadia

Ah, I guess I didn’t think about it that way because they never explained it that way in the show. Walt always sold it as “this is the most pure meth you can get, best high possible” or whatever. And he always argued from the “demand” side of things.


93Terciopelo

I think this is also kind of intended to show that Walt didn’t know anything about this business side. The massive irony is that his pure masterpiece was going to be cut to shit and he had no idea


Sorrelandroan

Didn’t they explicitly forbid dealers from cutting it?


pfmiller0

Higher purity is safer. A lot of overdoses come from getting a stronger than expected batch. If your drugs are always ~99% you can't get any unfortunate surprises.


[deleted]

Short order cook? Leggo my ego?


Patient-Cod3442

If you want to see walt but as a math genius watch ozark


Sorrelandroan

Marty is a much better person than Walt.


short-n-stout

Marty suffers more internally as a result of his choices, but I don't think his choices were necessarily less evil than Walts. There's an interesting argument to be had on whether or not feeling guilty matters if you never change your ways.


tarmacc

>whether or not feeling guilty matters if you never change your ways. And that's what Bojack Horseman is about.


clityboi

Hahaha this was great response. Summed up the whole plot


homarjr

Skylar White is a much better person than Wendy Byrde.


Additional-Setting87

Skylar White looks like a saint next to Wendy. Skyler suggested maybe killing someone once when Wendy suggest killing someone between meals. Nobody is safe from Wendy, not her friends and not even her family


homarjr

Laura Linney absolutely crushed that role


Sorrelandroan

Can’t argue with that! Although not as good at money laundering as Marty. Maybe Marty and Walt should have teamed up.


spiked_macaroon

Truth.


Worcestersauce68

Music - Walt becomes a famous songwriter with Jesse as the frontman of a band. While Jesse gets more and more successful Walt becomes a shadowy figure in the music industry that is willing to kill to maintain his success. Maths - Walt finds a genius way to defraud companies by fudging accounting. To help him out he enlists Jesse, who took upon his suggestion and now studies business in university and makes connections to rapidly growing fast food companies. Art - Walt is a brilliant painter and watches a documentary on art forgeries. He recruits his former student and now graffiti writer Jesse Pinkman to forge Banksy pieces.


devilsmusic

Until one day Walt and Jesse’s band hit it big with two singles- one, Fallacies, the other, Walt’s acoustic solo cover of A Horse with No Name.


Worcestersauce68

"I don't think you understand the situation, Skyler, so let me be clear - a hit song gets written and you think I copy it? Oh No! - I'm the one who got knocked off!"


frank999999999999

i mean even as a chemistry teacher he still knew alot about phyics - the battery and the magnet.


JoshB-2020

Isn’t the battery still chemistry? He used copper to restart it. And Jessie was the one who came up the magnet idea


tarmacc

Chemistry is applied physics.


pfmiller0

And physics is applied math


tennisballop

My thoughts as well.


Skea_and_Tittles

Dude basically was a physicist too, he was just way overqualified for his job which happened to be a chemistry teacher. He could have taught any science related subject


meta_ironic

His biology speech to Gus was a bit cringe in my opinion


Skea_and_Tittles

Remind me, when was this?


AnUpperFlush

Don't quote him on that his biology is rusted


Armanigu

How so?


seranyti

Physics genius could have designed illegal weapons to sell. Bombs, lazers etc.


FrenchGuitarGuyAgain

Finally someone actually mentioned this, I'd have thought it would be obvious


seranyti

I was surprised no one thought of it first. ( I am saying this wearing Real Genius T-shirt, lol) Physicists making black market weapons is the theme of like half the action flicks made in the 80's.


__-Revan-__

What most seem to overlook is that Walt main skill wasn't chemistry per se. He was a chemist specialized in crystallography, i.e., the branch of chemistry that works on crystal. That's why his meth was something unseen before and how he was able to come up with different processes to refine it.


Armanigu

Lol chemistry was his main skill He made poison from beans


Imnomaly

[Walt breaks bad as a PE teacher](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xehCiUNjrCo)


BASILSTAR-GALACTICA

Walter Bishop from Fringe is what you get if you break bad with physics.


UglyBag0fM0stlyWat3r

So there's a chance we also get another Walternate?


scentedtrashbag

he'd suck some dudes off


ThePixelSloth

Waltuh… put your dick away Waltuh…


PurpleTornadoMonkey

Skyler, I fucked Ted. I liked it, and I was good at it.


gilestowler

I think his genius went beyond chemistry. Grey Matter doesn't seem to have been just a chemistry company and as another example making the battery in the desert was more physics than chemistry. I think even if he was teaching the oboe to kids at school he'd still be super smart in other areas.


GameCounter

Providing support to terrorist groups in the manufacturer of nuclear weapons. Doc Brown from Back to the Future as reference for archetype


Armanigu

“JESSE! They found us…idk how but they found us😢”


Scrungyscrotum

Chemistry is just the interval between astrophysics and nuclear physics, so I think he would have done just fine.


Armanigu

What an r-worded comment lol


CODMAN627

Funny enough with math he’d be able to still enter the drug trade


Gecko2002

Lol Heisenberg just becomes sauls accountant


etraxx22

Secret nuclear physicist for rouge third-world nation?


JoelEmbiid_MVP

Walt teaching cooking classes 👀 👀


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wsmfp_420

But probably not at the same world class level that he did. It would be better than most but not the best in the world


[deleted]

If he was a music teacher it would be about a teacher and his student trying to become famous rockstars but walter’s obstacle would be the fact he’s “too old” to break into the industry and Jesse is a junkie holding him down


Shadoze_

Would Walt break bad if he lived in a country with universal healthcare? What if his bills were paid, would he still go down the same path?


tennisballop

Lol so true!


externaliteis

I wonder what he would do if he was a history teacher.


dirtyjavis

Jerry & Marge Go Large. He'd use his mathematical prowess as a physicist to beat the lottery.


theredkeyfob

Most people who cook meth are uneducated junkies


Beginning_Brick7845

Rockets. He’d be raining homemade V2s onto US cities on a pay per explosion deal with a terrorist group.


Prize_Effort_4478

A music teacher? Compose the best song commercial for los pollos hermanos.


Frictionizer

Build a nuke and threaten to use it unless he gets a billion dollars


ABrazilianReasons

Designing weaponry


Sorrelandroan

Cooking meth isn’t rocket science. I’m sure a physics prof with Walt’s brain could do it just fine.


tennisballop

Using Gus's lab equipment and producing Heisenberg quality? Don't think so.


GreenBeans1999

Idk about physics, but if he was computer science or computer engineering he'd probably probably be heavily involved in the dark web market. There's not any particular reason I know this.


MetroHelp

Chemistry is applied physics. So... You get the idea.


my-pal-foot-foot

Black market nukes.


avocadlemu

i don’t know if he’d be as good but even as a physics major / physicist you have to take a lot of chemistry courses


jiwjh380

Bank robber using vibrations to exploit structural weaknesses in bank vaults?


No-Original-9833

Jesse we need to paint


BeardedBassist21

Building a nuclear bomb?


Calzerkid1

Physics - Bombs


MoneyMoves-

Arms dealer


FrenchGuitarGuyAgain

Physics? Creation of a nuclear bomb for terrorism


Numerous_Ad_1555

Physics teacher = Gun manufacturer


tripdaddy333

If he was a physics teacher I could see him being like a black market uranium dealer or something crazy like that.


BatongMagnesyo

taking notes just in case i go broke


Tonails2

>What if he was a math teacher? He would be doing illegal gambling, and make up a lie to his IRS brother-in-law by getting the money from selling meth


KosstAmojan

Dunno, but we'd probably have cracked nuclear fusion.


ReverseBuilder

art teacher - draws furry porn


Spookyy422

As classical sophisticated music teacher that breaks bad and starts a heavy metal band with his former student. Together they arrange illegal concerts I shady clubs


StillWill18

Develop missiles for North Korea.


I_might_be_weasel

Maybe build nuclear bombs for terrorists.


Gunnrhildr

A civil engineer breaking bad is the *Saw* franchise


MinionofMinions

Physics: Arms design for rouge states.


USFederalGovt

Physics Teacher… maybe an arms dealer? Explosives and firearm mechanics?


willworkforjokes

He would take a job modeling mortgage backed securities and credit default swaps for bankers. Oh wait, that was what I did.


tennisballop

Lol, who's your Jesse?


viggstable

i was hoping this was a joke with a really good answer


Hot-Zookeepergame-83

Nuclear weapon triggers


Reaper21lol

Basically just Werner


Perfect_Mission_1850

Jesse, we need to break physics law.


xxCatchThisxx

Half-Life


_sea_salty

If he was a biology teacher he would start making LSD from ergot fungi, art teacher could be money or ID counterfeit, maybe if he was a psychology teacher he could intimidate witness or be an interrogator for Gus


jazzofusion

Some serious nuclear shit!!!


Michael_Threat

He'd build Rube Goldberg machines that cooked meth for him.


DJCzerPalace

Magnets


CloudsBelow92

Bank /Jewelry International Heists


Due_Respond1253

Selling nudes of Albert Einstein


born_to_be_naked

Like they bagged Saul and took him to desert, Walt and Jesse would force a chemistry teacher to teach them how to make meth.


SkeletonSouljah

If the film was fictional and by fictional I mean very futurey fictional, where time travel would be a crime. I think Walt would go in a time where a cure for cancer already exists, if not then he would go back in a time when he didn’t have cancer. Or go back in a time where Skyler hadn’t left him yet. All this, if he was a physics teacher. Can’t think of other subjects.


xenothios

Math teacher would absolutely be running some kind of financial scam. I’d watch the hell out of him doing investment schemes and shit. Arts and crafts probably has Walt bootlegging to make money, less interesting but still has creative potential. Music teacher Walt just takes out a loan, builds a studio, and exploits Albuquerque’s young up and coming music scene and gets them hooked on drugs.


CJtheZEN123

"Jesse, we need to divide. JESSE"!!!!


JustGaming_

Designing missiles for Gus to kill the cartel


kebann

Arts- painting visual illusions that trick your mind. Music - he'll just die an addict.


DD_Fretz

Arms dealer


cheesyanton

If Walt was a theoretical physicist: “Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.”


tiga008

Werner Ziegler?!😳


fretnetic

There’s no money in physics. He would obviously use stochastic mechanics to best the stock market.


Slagenthor

Physically


AgnosticEva

He'd be like idk Doctor Ivo Robotnik or wtvr his name is (from sonic the hedgehog)