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Badassbottlecap

*He could be any one of us! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be..*


cedit_crazy

What it was obvious... He was the shooter


MrLaurencium

Watch, hell drop his gun any second now. Aaaaany second now.


cedit_crazy

Look a bullet.. wait no that's a battery


sgtjaney

that means we still have a shooter


cedit_crazy

Right behind you


20210306e

*unbearable screaming and loud gun shots*


PillowTalk420

My blood! He shot out all of my blood!


Pitur124

Every last one of you deserve an award for that


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

A guitarist?


Haxorus-Boy

Perry the guitarist!


Clintman

Well, not without a guitar.


Hammerjaws

What it was obvious he was the shooter.


Aww-Drat

r/unexpectedtf2


ChomiQ84

I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping. Still my guitar gently weeps


bukowskiwaswrong

*gently sweeps


Focacciaboudit

I look at the room and I see it needs clearing while my AR gently BRRRRRT.


TheApathyParty3

Welp, guess I'm gonna go and rewatch the El Mariachi trilogy.


CallMeSaltine

Always a good choice


belligerentBe4r

I feel like I’ll enjoy it more the second time around now that I’m not 16 watching the whole thing on TV with commercials hoping to see some sideboob but getting nothing but manass.


TheApathyParty3

Well, I like both, so I'll watch Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek all day long.


wwssd

Are you a MexiCan or a MexiCant?


Badwolf84

And in walks the BIGGEST Mexican I have ever seen! Big as shit. Just walks right in like he owns the place.


Unregistered_Davion

![gif](giphy|l0ErV1aCim8VS2oPm) Mr. Wick, your new guitar case is ready. I believe it was constructed to your exact specifications.


MaeSolug

![gif](giphy|BDVVP7d5Fi7bq)


INS0MNI5

It’d actually be inconspicuous without the stickers on it because then it’d look like an average guitar case. The anti-gun stickers just draw unnecessary attention


Tiezeperino

real undercover cop vibes


Urfaust

Exactly. Needs to be more weathered looking.


Nicoglius

I think the stickers would look a lot more natural if they weren't so symmetrical, and slightly weathered too


equitable_pirate

And more of them. No hippie has so few stickers


SimpleSalami1965

All it should have is a "This machine kills fascists" sticker.


resquet

POV, the quiet kid getting ready for music class. They're about to hear his version of pumped up kicks.


YouGotMyCheezWhiz

But ends up looking like a jackass because he brought six guns and not a single magazine.


ElcoolduderMcRad

America! Fuck yea! Putting kids in the muthafuckin ground yea!


NotVeryPoggers

Yeah! And instead of just using gun control we will block all exits to the schools except one! And this won’t ever result in an injury and/or death if there was a fire! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🙏🙏🦅🦅🦅


Bunie89

"the solution is to add more guns!" Lol


Leading-Ad-877

"Use a gun. And if that don't work,... Use more gun" - Engineer, TF2


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mega_moustache_woman

Bad bot


Raenoke

Really wish we could just stop the school shooting jokes


CharlieChowderButt

Humor is how some humans cope with unimaginable tragedy. The real aberrant behavior is the shooting. If you want the jokes to stop in earnest, you just have to find a constructive way to stop the school shootings.


unakitinoneko

its how i coped with the fact that any second while i was in highschool, a shooting could start.. hell, one kid was arrested a day before he was planning on bringing a rifle to school, after the initial shock we all joked about it like "get a load of that idiot." im so so so so so glad he was reported, scary shit man.


PiousCaligula

Really wish politicians could do something about all the school shootings


Gold_Discipline4654

![gif](giphy|10muIrtgU0281O) His guitar


Weasley-Pipes

![gif](giphy|fNm0g7dy2cciQ) Naw, it's his.


BennyBennson

El Mariachi III


R34vspec

Bring your guitars.


Atxia

OP isn't *throwing* the guitar case at people.


papa-smeg

Crazy. When I was in HS a kid who rode my bus brought guns to school in a guitar case. Luckily he told another student who reported him.


KingGorilla

damn, where'd he get the guns?


ArchaicDodo1994

Minors can legally own rifles and shotguns in most states, they just can't buy them. So a parent could have gifted them the guns. But most likely it was just a case of a parent not properly securing their guns and the kid stealing them.


mpykonen

My old man "gifted" me a 22 when I was little. It was so much fun to shoot because it had almost no recoil and even had a scope on it because, why not? That is how people thought gifting guns to kids would go. But please secure your guns in a safe that no one knows the combo to.


papa-smeg

I believe they were his father's. It was strange, there was very little coverage of it. The HS was located in a wealthy area, and seemed to be hushed. The band had their own lockers so they were able to search them when he wasn't in possession of the guns, so it went off with little incident. No lockdown or anything. Never saw him again, and I walked by his house twice a day. He was extremely bullied, so hopefully he got the help he needed.


critfist

It's absurdly easy for a minor to get a firearm. All you have to do is live with a gun owning parent and figure out where they hide the key to the safe if they do so at all and haul it to school yourself.


eric987235

His parents were probably a well regulated militia.


aRandomFox-I

/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


Boojibs

Desperado 3: The Man Goes Electric


ILikeGuitarAmps

Mariacchi music but its death metal


n00by_D

But why only a 10-round mag?


Theotisgood

Yeah, you could easily fit drums, or stack 30 rounders on their sides


AanthonyII

Yeah but this is a Guitar case so it'd be weird to put drums in it ^(/s)


vh1classicvapor

yoooooo


Alderan922

Drums are a pain to reload tho, and get stuck often


TacTurtle

Need a wider van for the band then bro.


Theotisgood

Yeah I know


ILikeGuitarAmps

So the ATF doesnt send a death squad his way


w67b789

ATF only shoots dogs, they burn kids tho.


Proper_Librarian_533

Acab includes the ATF.


Who_wife_is_on_myD

That's the blursed part


vexationofspirit

Plus the 3 (or 4) unnecessary extra handguns. Those slots could have been for rifle mags.


ArchaicDodo1994

California compliant maybe? Could be a fixed mag.


themeatbridge

How many shots with a rifle do you need? The fuck are you shooting at? Any animals in the area will be scared off my the noise of your first shot.


Jestingwheat856

Quick reload, long distance weapon. 10 shots it generous, should only take 1, 2 in an emergency


The_Abortion_Wizzard

4 handguns instead of an extra mag?!!! Good luck with the 10 rounder


cgn-38

Guys would collect guns in the country because they can be traded for cash effortlessly and quickly. Most guys have two or three they picked up from dudes that hit hard times. I have bought a shitload of weapons that way. Easy profit.


False-God

I bought about 12 WWII vintage guns around 2013, Soviet, Swiss, and German. I ended up selling them in 2019 and they all doubled or tripled in value. Love of hate guns they have a way of holding their value exceptionally well. The classic ones at least.


cgn-38

They are a sound investment. The constant bickering over what rights we have and threat of new gun laws keeps them selling. Insurrection did not hurt, also. The gun industry is booming.


False-God

This was Canada, we have our own strong classic market parallel to the US one. Russian stuff is abundant and cheaper because we don’t have an import ban like you do but rifles like M1 Garand or M1 Carbine are damn near impossible to find and are several thousand when you find one.


The_Creeper_Man

“Make love, not war, man!” “I prefer to do both”


Dhydjtsrefhi

"This machine makes folk music"


holdmyapplejuiceyt

When bocchi has had enough.


satanicrituals18

Exactly what I was thinking.


aung_swan_pyae

Bocchi noooo


noahb021

Ok but where the hell are the mags stored?


six_-_string

Prison wallet.


Asron87

They might live somewhere that you have to store them in different places. So the mags would be in a different case. Having them in a guitar case is actually a nice way to transport them without it drawing attention. Not sure if it’s actually a good idea or not to be honest though lol


Dividedthought

All them guns and this guy forgot to leave room for spare mags.


Bie-Brianna

Reminds me of that Antonio Banderas Movie


Rothyn1

Desperado. Made me think of it too.


Geo-Man42069

Needs a “this machine kills fascist” sign lol, I always make this joke about my Mosin-Nagant minted in 43, because it probably did kill fascists lol.


Atxia

Because 5 pistols is better than 2 pistols and the weight of 3 pistols in ammo.


spikebrennan

This machine kills fascists


Vamparael

r/liberalgunowners


Zealousideal-Mail620

![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO)


Gul_Dukat__

“If you want peace, prepare for war”


blacklamp14

The Trojan Case


Justasadgrandma

In the 1920s, mobsters often carried guns in a violin case. This is just an updated version from 100 years ago.


David_lego235

Bocchi second season


Fappy_as_a_Clam

El Mariachi


LoukosOP

That’s a weird looking guitar


TheOneWhoKnocks76251

at least you don’t need an amp


Yolozsef01

End gun violence by killing everyone who commits gun violence, seems like a solid plan ngl


jpfeif29

This gave me an idea, thanks reddit.


Banana_Squats

Ban guns. The most ignorant statement in the history of the world.


Cult_Of_Cthulu

This is my guitar, there are many like it, but this one is mine.


finalicht

perfect disguise, those Karens at MomDemands never suspected a thing


Hello5777

From the outside that is still the most gun case looking guitar case I’ve ever seen.


PWEI

Small Peepee gang


Catnip113

That is one sweet rifle. but four Glocks?? And only a single 10 round mag for the rifle??! This man needs some ammo


PopLock-N-Hold-it

How lot of gun, but no ammo?


ianblank

It’s in the drum… lol


RoseOmen13

Anybody as dumb struck as me by the fact he has a bunch of pistols and no mags for the rifle... like pick two and ammo bud.


chefschocker81

Not seeing the Blursed side as much, it’s awesome! An updated/modern Mob hitman case. That took some time to make. But glad it made it on here.


Noobnoob99

Blursed for not having enough ammo


New--Tomorrows

Kinda bummed, but not incredibly surprised, that it lacks a "this machine kills fascists" sticker.


BigMcThickHuge

I see gun, scope, and several handguns. Where's the ammo for the big one?


iamarubberglove

Instead of 4 pistols why not have 1 and a few more magazines and clips. Seems redundant.


the_supreme_memer

Unless I'm blind there's no ammo for the AR


LuxAeterna1337

4 pistols, 1 rifle, and not a single magazine... Looks safe to me


deltron

This machine kills fascists.


OrcaApe

Not blursed, based


EkariKeimei

Where is the curse, indeed!


kingBabyKushGod710

Tiight!


Elastickpotatoe

It needs a “this machine kills fascists” sticker


adolfkitler69

I need one!


MasterXChief05

I want


Theotisgood

10/10 highly recommend, that concert had no idea.


Octane2903

The American standard


Nobodycares554

Where’s the order info?


paulin_da_boca

postal 2 typa shit


vh1classicvapor

> Sir, our x-ray machines can see through your guitar case. No, you can't bring a rifle on the plane sir.


Historical-Tutor-297

Just yes


JackkHammerr

No space for the dick pills? Waste of a kit.


tweakalicious

American school bag.


mardawg05

I heard it's a must have for schools in the US.


ominous_ability12

People when gun:


mardawg05

I mean it's not my fault guns are synonymous with children dying in the US, you guys did that yourselves.


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ArchaicDodo1994

Based as fuck.


Matty2Napz

How are those acid attacks and taxes to decrepit “royal” pedophiles treating you?


mardawg05

I haven't heard of an acid attack in a longgggg time man so that's not quite the hit piece you think it is and what the same royal pedophiles that have 0 power here but we're caught in the same pedophile ring as a few of your powerful politicians? So yeah to summarize, acid attacks don't really happen and the powerless royal pedos just bring in the tourism.


Matty2Napz

Ahh maybe they stopped using regular acid and started using the horrendous biohazard ass food instead. Well that’s cool atleast one of ems dead now


mardawg05

By looks of most of the folks in the America your food is too good. I know right, shame the pedo one isn't dead aswell. I'm with you man, down with the monarch, waste of my fucking money if you ask me but atleast we don't have pedos making the rules over here I guess.


Matty2Napz

Lmao this has been fun 🫶 don’t get knife crimed friend, and come visit us sometimes we’ll sell you some toothbrushes


mardawg05

Knife crime is higher in the US 😂 fucking hell. No worries man thanks for the tooth brushes, feel free to come over here to use the free healthcare instead of going bankrupt when your kids gets shot. That was mean, so sorry I don't wish harm on your family I just like edgy jokes.


Slight_Tradition_868

Ain't funny.


evil_fungus

I absolutely hate this


ankafi

Fuckin pathetic


Tar_Ceurantur

The sticker that says "My penis is tiny" must be on the back. EDIT: If you downvote this it says the same thing 😘


NitroDickclapp

Funny, but gross


Parking_Cartoonist90

Tell me your a hypocrite without telling me your a hypocrite This photo:


HoltSauce

Tell me you have the comedic intelligence of a sea slug without telling me you have the comedic intelligence of a sea slug This comment:


ILikeGuitarAmps

Nah this is funny and a refference to Desperado


WierdWatt

Blursed hypocrisy.


mawkdugless

Smart, I keep mine in a Wilson tennis bag


Striker40k

“What’s in the guitar case?”


ThorvonFalin

What do you say when they ask you guitar related stuff


Drew10shelton

That’s sick lmao


BoyishTheStrange

Man this was way cooler in Desperado


Bbeannsss

Desperado


Odd-Turnip-2019

It's been done.


Just_CallMe_E

Dress for the job you want


Badreligion25

El Mariachi


Jestingwheat856

Assassins suitcase


NicksDoingSomething

Walks in the event with this and then opens up in front of the audience to see their priceless faces before sending them to a peaceful place


glowstix_glow

Ironic ain't it


Politically_Correct-

Dude watched the movie Desperado one too many times


West-Expression5256

Wolf in sheep's clothing


TheDoctorSS666

the only thing that would draw attention to this would be the end gun violence stickers like if I saw them on an instrument case I'd be very confused


Steak_N_Cocunuts

Fuck yeah


is_bets

congratulations, you are now gonna get stopped and searched for drugs


Hi-Im-Funny

I like the three different make love not war stickers


rivertpostie

I once saw a kid sneak booze into his college inside of a gun case. Different age.


Chroff

Ban everyone else's guns, so I might rule with mine


ErgonomicZero

r/actlikeyoubelong


Entire_Transition_99

Does this belong to Harry Heck?


Excellent_Fee2252

Lmfao the stickers


Goldbolt_2004

The band kid is also the quiet kid eh


Thorill_Seyda

Could use a “this machine kills fascists” sticker to be really on the nose


mndcndy172

If you see a hilariously ironic bumper sticker on a chud website, but only on chud websites, it’s not ironic.


BLAST_83

Remind me of that one dude in campus who did the same but instead of gun, its an axe/halberd


Cirieno

ITT: a whole lotta gun-strokers.


Responsible_Ad8488

But in the case it's make war not love


WuShuSaru

Golgo 13 would absolutely use this if it didn't come with those stickers.


-Lloyd-Braun-

Guns make me uncomfortable personally but this is fucking hilarious


missxmeow

Is that a pelican guitar case? Cuz if so, I want it! Just cut for a guitar, not the guns.


BaconBitz781

Golden grin


iIiiIIiiiIiIIiI111

Potentially the cringest image ever posted to the internet


ILL-BILL420

This machine kills fascists.