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Education in this country is circus and we are the clowns. We shall rekindle the flame that will become the 3rd wave by writing offline exams.

Education in this country is circus and we are the clowns. We shall rekindle the flame that will become the 3rd wave by writing offline exams.

AffectionateCod6573

Wtf bruh even sems by October ah? Fuck you da mother fucker. They didn't even complete the portions correctly. Fuck online classes, I can't even understand properly you asshole ugly rotten cunt. Hope you drown in racoon piss.


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I understand your frustration but I love your choice of words


AffectionateCod6573

Rare compliment. Thanks.


san_vake

We are on the same boat here. Atleast VTu said they will have open choice something, for us it's full portions for shit they barely taught us in online classes. And they wonder why the quality of engineers sucks.


AffectionateCod6573

Open choice my ass bro. Fuck em all.


thierryanm

Out of context, but taking away "choice" from your words adds a whole new meaning


AffectionateCod6573

Eyy gomma you sus.


rawhinspalace

Lmao that got me macha 😂😂😂😂


0R_C0

Very creative!


AffectionateCod6573

That's what this country's education did to me😔


0R_C0

Trust me. There's always an alternative career path unrelated to whatever education you had .. or didn't have.


anshumanbot

This frustration is shared. But this belongs in r/rareinsults


AffectionateCod6573

Sheesh. Compliment shower today.


RideTall67

Didn't the UGC guidelines come after he tweeted this? Either way Ashwath Narayan needs to be removed. He's half the reason for the extreme indecisiveness regarding exams in the state just because he doesn't want to conduct them online.


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RideTall67

FR. "Exams can wait, start classes for next sem". There's more to engineering than just getting a good cg these days but thanks to him there's no time left for pursuing anything other than the core syllabus.


san_vake

Dude even core syllabus man, wtf is this system that makes you only read the main shit, we totally don't know enough to even be qualified. And they don't even make it like we have to know those things. In our college everything happens for the sake of happening, so no one gives two shits whether we understood or not. Fuckers never taught properly during online classes and now want us to come write proper offline exams. Last sem they did the same thing and so many students failed. But these guys will never learn.


scootasideboys

I'm so happy I'm not the only one struggling with my college classes. I did really well in the first semester but in second sem I skipped the first few classes. Then slowly I had more and more to catch up to and now this entire semester I haven't attended Jack shit because I just gave up thinking there's no way I'm going to understand even if I attend so what's the point. I fucking hate that I have to be stressed about my cgpa so much man.. I have better things to be thinking about


Grouchy_Smoke

Dodged this shit by graduating during the first wave. Into a dead economy. Out of the frying pan into the fire I guess.


zenneutral

Entire adult life is jumping out of the frying pan into the fire.


scootasideboys

Yeah but the size of the fire is relative. I'm sure people got great jobs when the economy was rising during the IT boom


Abhimri

Underrated comment.


san_vake

Oh damnn


san_vake

But how is the job scene?


Grouchy_Smoke

Absolute shit show. Doesn't help my major doesn't fit mass recruiters.


san_vake

Ahhhh


EatingSomeBacon

It's a 100 times better than last year. But it's still shit.


scootasideboys

100 x -1 = -100


velabanda

What's your major


almost_april_fool

I heard there’s a lot of hiring going on since beginning of 2021.


Emergency_Anteater

You'll find your feet, dude. Best of luck!


Raey52

My college called me when I was sick with covid , I could barely walk or breathe , still called me to college and told if I don’t write they’ll fail me , I have no hope from this education now


shiviquaking

Same situation, told me if I don't come I will have to drop out. Got fake covid negative results for everyone, then made them come take exams. Afterwards everyone tested outside and 50+ people were positive. They locked everyone in the hostel without any warning.


Significant_Yak8708

Wtf, name and shame your college.


Raey52

I swear bro horrible , they only care for the fees to come on time


san_vake

Fucking retards everywhere.


Raey52

I swear ! They better pass me , I could barely study with covid 😩


aish211999

OMFG sue them bro, or like insta shame them atleast


Raey52

They’ll fucking torture me for then next 3 years if I do that , most I’m doing is telling my friends and cousins not to join BMS 😂


Viratstraightdown

Lots of confusion going on in the college whatsApp group, so my question is Who has higher authority in this regard? UGC or State Education Department? Also do UGC rules apply for Engineering colleges to or does AICTE have to send a notification for that?


san_vake

I am pretty sure UGC come above state. As for the latter , I am not entirely sure.


cyan_finch07

Bruh you can tell the condition of our education system when aicte told that physics and math is not important for engineering


san_vake

But yoga is very important, don't forget to slowly breathe in and breath out.


cyan_finch07

Bro r u from bu. Xd I think we were from the same college


san_vake

Yeah


cyan_finch07

Hiw do I pm you


UpBeatSneeze

Lmao UVCE gang


Valacycloveer1080

Also, AYUSH internship is mandatory for MBBS interns. Got a headache? Hold my bitter concoction of pseudoscience.


san_vake

Only God can save us all now. /s


UpBeatSneeze

iirc the tweet was done before the release of UGC guidelines . And the college 'officials' haven't given any updates regarding this yet . Hopefully we get some good news ..


VirginPhoenix

lmao we got exams from the 26th


prajwal_yashu

Yep same PepeHands


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Pes ?


GodforsakenHeretic

not only for PES for VTU students also.


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That's only for seniors , for intermediate it's yet to be decided right? Just asking .


GodforsakenHeretic

I’m a 1st Sem student and I have exams from 26th


StoicEmp3ror

Yep


every_tatti

Bms?


rawhinspalace

Yeah I heard BMS has feom 26th. They have study holidays rn


every_tatti

Haha our entire 8th sem was study holidays in that way, they didn't cover anything. Everything is so fucked up,no management at all


Maravarman_chola

https://www.india.com/education/ugc-guidelines-for-academic-year-2021-22-released-read-full-exam-guidelines-notification-ugc-exam-guideline-details-4820454/ But what about these guidelines? Will bms not follow this?


every_tatti

Who knows man. I'm doubtful tbh


charlie__booiii

Yo senior !!!


every_tatti

Haha yo junior! xD


akshay123478

That son of bitch took these many days to give a shitty verdict..it's not even an even sem they cud have easily cancelled..as the state board did..fuck DTE


akshay123478

For Students..who are underaged for vaccines going to exam is like going to war 50-50 chances of surviving from covid..lolz. and in clgs like mine..which has a shitty infra and hygiene is a far word. The chances of cming home without covid is very less..lolz..so all the best guys..who are likely wearing my shoes..


Gunpowder_gelatin765

Thankfully I got done online..ashwathnarayan is a stubborn bureaucratic bastard who loves thriving in obsolescence. He should be fired mercilessly. He continuously makes brave and bold announcements like "No matter what, colleges will not close" and is constantly left with egg on his face when said thing does end up happening. This has been taking place since June 2020. I even remember him saying in September 2020 "so what if students get infected, anyway they're young. They can recover quickly".Everyone, students teachers and administrators are tired of this ugly shitfaced excuse of a human being.


san_vake

But it's not just him, it's the whole system, full of retarded obsolete mechanisms that make sense.


scootasideboys

But a system consists of individuals so although it'll be a small difference kicking him WILL actually make a difference


san_vake

What if someone just like him is his replacement?


draxop23

Ah fuck him


san_vake

But in the end, we are the ones getting fucked


RideTall67

Funny how UGC guidelines are more useless than change.org petitions these days LMAO


draxop23

Thats fuckn true because they want their commisson in right time they don't value our life's Xd


Baap_ko_bol

This guy seems to have a doctorate in the field of fucking up students.


Movein666

Bitchyy guy & that VTU, these people are fucking with students future & life, oh God 🤬🤬🤬


shiviquaking

Forcing us to take exams during placement season. Had to forego aptitude tests because they were scheduled with internals. Already graduating into a dead market as a non CS major, getting fucked by these assholes :) They also said companies wouldn't be invited when finals are going on and August/sept is biggest time for placement season.


Chance_Lengthiness_1

CA students : First time?


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san_vake

Government? what government lmao?


Sonu3000

Republic of Wadiya


Rolzz69

An internal email says they're aware of the situation (the UGC notice) and is under discussion today.


SpectorHarvey1

Hope for the worst from VTU and as for 6th sem, its still worse, i cant concentrate for placements thinking about their shitty offline exams which will break our confidence like anything and 3rd wave is just on the verge of blasting in bglore .How can these people be so irresponsible


Zandrowe03

Lmao 7.5lakh students are gonna write jee mains from 20th of this month


san_vake

Astronomia intensifies


aventodor

It isn't a circus but a money making scam!


san_vake

We are the clowns performing with our lives on the line for the overlords that own the circus.


---BlackHawk---

Piece of shit.. already worked my ass off for last 3 months completing those assignments and projects and now when the sem was suppose to end coming to know the suffering extends. Wtf?? I need a fkin break, i didn't ask VTU to start the sem late and eat up my current sem break.


san_vake

They have masters in fuckery


PuzzleheadedLayer749

Meanwhile in DSCA, those mofos conducting 2nd internals offline from 23rd of this month, whereas it shuld already have been taken last month online, but just to force students to be physically present they pushed this much and yea for main subjects even have terminated online modes saying that we are going on with offline modes. Literal assholes.. right from the college faculty to straight up to the system.Can't understand why these evil beings still breathing.


san_vake

Money money money money, that's all matters to them, we just had to pay fees for the exams we aren't even sure whether it will happen or not.


Decent-Discipline-94

Yesterday he announced diploma exams too I have no idea who to complete the whole syllabus of odd sem which was completed 3 months ago within 3 days which he has given


lahca

What does Intermediate student mean here?


san_vake

Non final years


cocolilliana

They called me for offline exams ya'll.


Bayonet786

This is for VTU right?


iamayushkr

It's been VTU all along!


Bayonet786

Well I checked his tweets fully, he tweeted this for diploma students.


sensitivesoul23

Is this a joke?


san_vake

Nope


UpBeatSneeze

Clown show 🤡 State and central authorities don't even have proper coordination among themselves . Our exams are starting from 28th , *we are fucked*


sharmashrm14

I'm one of the students who are gonna write the exams in this month's end, and August, wish me luck boys, death to VTU!!!


GoobeIce

F in the chat for all y'all


AdSweaty7822

Hence proved.


smokeytheghost

This minister is an idiot


BOMB5HOCK

Man, this ain't good. As someone who "graduated" in 2020 but still has a backlog paper, this worries me.


velabanda

Come on. I understand education system is fucked up. Bt don't say it will he reason for third wave. Go out mall parking are full, all hill station are full packed. Everyone has seen pics of manali, water falls.. Login to fb travellers group, everyone is asking if xyz is open and how can I go there.


san_vake

Meanwhile I have been stuck inside home for the past few months and can't even go out for buying things even while protected :'(


velabanda

Why is that? You can step out on building garden. If you are vaccinated, still take precautions bt walk in garden, you will feel fresh


san_vake

Idk man, over protective ig.


trilokraj

Sp what that means for vtu people in 4th sem? Can one clarify?